"the mobile revolution has/will mirror the PC industry" including cheating http://t.co/fdgWCU4ZW2

GitHub: "noo, can't possibly save your browser edit to a single text file, someone else checked in elsewhere!" version control like a BAWSS

I love how Clippy has entered the geek consciousness. If I say to someone "Hey! It looks like you're writing a letter!" they understand me.

obviously forum signatures are terrible, I'm wondering if anyone can present a credible *defense*. I don't need more evidence that they suck

is there any credible defense anyone can cite (url please) for allowing signatures in forums?

first person Sonic the Hedgehog, level 1! http://t.co/IQkXMAvyM5

doing some ad-hoc @discourse benchmarking, if Apple can 2x speed of iPad again, it'll be so close to mobile x86 CPUs in perceived webperf

Los Pollos Hermanos. “@klout: What's a brand you would love to see @KloutPerks from?”

I desperately need a full screen mode in Android chrome. Here is why: count the rows of UI.. http://t.co/CeD7Kuu58X

You're watching Magi http://t.co/QiMnqe8Keu

Android Fragmentation Visualized http://t.co/8ilglf4NFO

I thought ~200 ppi Surface Pro and 2012 Nexus 7 was "retina-esque" good enough. I was wrong, ~320 on the 2013 N7 is *dramatically* better.

@seriouspony how wonderful that you are back! You were always there in our hearts and minds of course :)

Is Kathy Sierra back? http://t.co/woYM7obPGa

Salaries are based solely on tenure because every other scheme results in wild, unexplainable, culturally toxic disparities in pay. True?

I am no Apple hater! I love the iPad 4, we have three of 'em used constantly in our house. iPad 5 three-pack will be a day one purchase.

to be clear, the iPad Mini also sucked relative to the 2012 Nexus 7. Now we're just kicking sand in its stupid, crappy face.

Get 18 great e-books including mine for $25, ending in 2 days: http://t.co/mYmPSWr66c

Now that I have one in-hand, the 2013 Nexus 7 really is what iPad mini shoulda been. Amazing display, great speakers, iPad 4-ish snappiness.

on Discourse we're seeing a "used heap size" of +4093 MB specific to Android. Ideas? http://t.co/yxy1hgXglm

Look what @Frauenfelder made me do. I don't even have room for a book of art this enormous. http://t.co/kDKEVoBd3i

I realize this will come as a surprise to none of you, but I ordered 3D printed nerf rail accessories. http://t.co/oAqcHmYMlT

Ten Signs a Claimed Mathematical Breakthrough is Wrong http://t.co/c1O7G9q4Om

I don't call photos of myself "selfies". I call photos that include anyone else "otheries".

Today I learned Randall made a printed guide to those crazy, nastyass animals. http://t.co/Fq66Ygit8K

Barely-Remembered Books: a BBS topic that miraculously made me remember a book. http://t.co/OxvSNtlYT7

Korean News Station Pokes Fun at KTVU with Fake American Pilot Names After SW Airlines Landing Gear Failure http://t.co/E…

"In the heat of last summer, Mr. Kress gardened more savagely than his wife had ever seen." http://t.co/WHLjFaIc06

Not to get all Rocky II on everyone, but when you occasionally get your ass handed to you, try to tolerate and learn from it. Don't quit.

When you ragequit, everyone loses, especially you. http://t.co/Z23XpFz7Fi

@FeedleDeedee sort of, search my blog for router

Check out these awesome Lemmings statues that just appeared in #Dundee! http://t.co/dDSAGChy60

The joy of threaded comments. And by "joy" I mean unspeakable horror. http://t.co/0GaLs9ZgZz

How can I find out where an email really came from? http://t.co/N81XRHdi5L #email

Every time I rotate my iPhone 5 and view sites in landscape mode, which I do frequently, a little part of @samsaffron dies inside.

How about a Fresca? http://t.co/iFmgiBonf9

Because I was just thinking, if there could somehow be EVEN MORE comments on this George Zimmerman article, how awesome would THAT be?

"There are less comments now so this system sucks!" Or maybe, just maybe, we could measure quality by a barometer other than volume?

We are all profoundly social animals http://t.co/xtyIEtssCX

Sun Times, Dark Times http://t.co/I2jIeL3Fqv

@Frauenfelder: When stewardesses fart on a plane while walking past it's called "Crop Dusting." 💨

VC success in 2013 is all about deal flow. And personal brand. And blog reach. And hip hop knowledge. And rock hard abs. An…

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson from that today, haven't we? And is this is totally going in your HS yearbook.

So @rockhardawesome was mad at toddler sister for some 4 year old reason and decided to fart on her. Accidentally pooped his pants instead.

Hey, you have an Android phone and like to break stuff? You're welcome: http://t.co/uPl1lpcmX3

A new co-worker recommended I check out a site called "Stack Overflow" today.

@codinghorror Indeed! Then point them to http://t.co/N4NIYJ5AsS

"When you start making stuff for other people, that's when you lose yourself."

I want to find the person who invented this horrid "carousel" ui (as seen on Kindle fire, iTunes) and punch them square in the balls.

The reason I own and use so many tablets is A) they are the future and B) @discourse needs to be awesome on ALL of them. p.s. phaaaablet

@codinghorror Is it bad that I question his science because he started out as an emacs user? Also it is curious that vi was int…

The mind is a helluva drug. http://t.co/mLVY4auGVB

When people tell me that the Rails ORM is not Vietnam like every other ORM in the world, I laugh and laugh... then I cry.

"I am still not a big fan of web boards." http://t.co/t9C6uCBcgR

@codinghorror looks like it's much more than a supersized Nexus 4: http://t.co/GYKttfj8wV

PS f**k you iPad mini with your terrible screen, tiny memory, and gimped processor. Also because iTunes.

Yay new Nexus 7! Day one purchase. I hope it is more than a supersized Nexus 4, hardware wise, though.

Took my cellular Nexus 7 on vacation and still really liking it. But like Surface RT it needs to be 2x-3x faster overall. Sluggish.

If you literally kill a man through laughter, is it funny? What if he has a family? What if it's a family of clowns? Or …

Deep in our geek hearts we know that *all* RPG dice are shameful. http://t.co/bq9ox8Dklw

AK-47 underwater at 27k frames per second https://t.co/1lHXEFHbQm

Made it over Donner Pass for family vacation, and nobody was eaten on the journey. Yet. http://t.co/jtZsoPOdiZ

VM performance benchmarking with @discourse https://t.co/sE3hs6GCLV

These HD issues of Mad in Comixology are the best thing ever. http://t.co/ZS9V2VdvIa

"obi doob scooby dooby badoobi?" http://t.co/wjGchYgiV0

If you haven't heard at *least* the top 10 songs in this list, turn in your geek card immediately http://t.co/HnmpSVCWbX

These "do it yourself doodler" illustrations are fantastic http://t.co/ukiiCYrOCR

I was skeptical but I did what @spolsky suggests - and found patent prior art in five minutes! http://t.co/9FOnUbwnma

Ron Funches' Guide to Black Cosplay http://t.co/neE2pkKvCR

"I’m happy when what I’m doing is helping people and unhappy when what I’m doing isn’t helping people" http://t.co/QkK1uEVK9A

@API_Beast who are you to talk, Sinistar? https://t.co/RV1qR2yl1h

"Maybe it's all a miracle anyway." http://t.co/kKFO7bOwgQ

It is annoying how damn happy these kids are all the time. It's like they don't even *care* that the whole world is stupid and ruined.

Given the way my iPad 4 dumps all app state every hour or so, I really hope iPad 5 has a saner amount of memory like 2 gb

The first ~20 issues of Mad are available in HD on Comixology now. Go buy them! http://t.co/tOXjokEP2P

The word "sorry" appears 114 times in Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms

Project time between "nice to new users" and Kinison-esque face screaming "oh God that's been posted fifty times, AHH! AHHH!": 6 months

This swan is an enemy of freedom. That's why. http://t.co/o5YyrPlVBY

I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the com-bination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell. (Jamaica, NY) https://t.co/w6FI7EraFL

"Sometimes people are disappointed, growing up seeing images from the space telescope. Not these two. They loved it." http://t.co/Dmll6wAdBO

Life goal: get one of those giant inflatable promotional gorillas, inflate it, and mount it on top of my house.

Screencap from Bugs Bunny Rides Again. I didn't realize Looney Toons were so racy, not visible on old TVs? http://t.co/JbOAEoJr6u

Take two laptops to the café... @jonskeet  http://t.co/u9URieZSoy

"I don’t think we’ll ever have to hire managers" http://t.co/7HgfVhje9p

Hail and well met, fellow Spermologists! http://t.co/t3VUPoInnM

Young people: creating problems since the dawn of humanity. http://t.co/4cOdILWzmv

Nope. http://t.co/33NNxkMCwm

WINNING! #thevictorswritethehistorybooks http://t.co/UvLNotgGEE

To build something truly reusable, you must convince three different audiences to use it thoroughly first: http://t.co/yTIXGmWoq3

I was having trouble remembering his name for some reason, so I searched for "open source programmer gun nutjob" https://t.co/NXL4qpHKvY

The Rule of Three http://t.co/yTIXGmWoq3

Shoot-'em-up Charlie explains how recent gun laws get people off the hook! http://t.co/7fOEVonTT3

is there any example of retirement pensions, over a 100 year period, *not* systemically crippling the entity they are attached to?

1. Fear does not exist in this Dojo 2. Pain does not exist in this Dojo 3. Defeat does not exist in this Dojo

To celebrate its 25th anniversary, we're bringing Boing Boing—@xeni, @doctorow, @Frauenfelder and @pesco—to XOXO: http://t.co/6vm…

latest PG&E report says we're only using 6% more energy than comparables.. as good as it gets, I suppose http://t.co/UAMvJOC6Ha

The fax machine is over 90 years old? I.. did not know that. https://t.co/O5mf5ZPRtX

Aliens: Colonial Marines was barely mediocre, as predicted. It was about Duke Nukem Forever quality. I am a sucker for Alien licenses, sadly

Talkin' aboot a beer eh! (no I'm not actually drinking that water) http://t.co/ybX5qzFnnS

A prescient post from last year: "Big Data is our generation’s civil rights issue, and we don’t know it" http://t.co/ptYBUBqoM2