So @cstross really really really does not like the Bitcoin http://t.co/82KwGdlq2g

The difficulty of getting arrested as a white guy in a suit, then the petty vindictiveness of the system once in http://t.co/0WuMwuT0fK

scheduling more beatings

hmmmm secret hats. SEEEECRET http://t.co/Y2JmM9wOBM

Just read an amazon user review titled "negative a billion stars". I guess... I won't be adding that to the ol' cart.

I loved the book and movie A Simple Plan. The author only wrote one more book. It's equally harrowing http://t.co/2KOwiASo36

Great last WSJ column from @waltmossberg. Always fair and squarely focused on product. http://t.co/4b4SUXoCuo

Today's random forum search result. How many things are horrible about this? http://t.co/VnnbTW2PKW

@benlukethomas I just got back from Redbox

15 simple hacks to make your life easier http://t.co/LstU4c3pQ9

"You might just qualify for this stunning tour-de-force of motoring" http://t.co/QNYVTTlXOZ

Wow just reported a problem with an iTunes app purchase (ripoff app) and got a literally instant refund. So *that's* how it is now..

no http://t.co/dGLLwT0MnJ

Typing of the Dead: Overkill is on sale for $10! http://t.co/MccURjEw3W Remember kids, typing is fundamental! http://t.co/Fr8H0PJ5sr

Using my Facebook test account for the first time in years. I had forgotten how horrible the Facebooks UI is, like Outlook circa 2003.

I have come to terms with AA and AAA batteries but button batteries are a plague. Crazy number of sizes and heights.

"You should be in command of a ship." http://t.co/KmILtqENIC

Scientifically Accurate Santa Claus http://t.co/Tgd9ZpfhgO

I wrote a blog post instead of an email. Why? @codinghorror says "Do it in public". Result: 17,000 readers in 1 day!
http://t…

Ah, you want to play my favorite game on the Internet, My Data Can Beat Up Your Data? Very well then.

Parenting books are 99% worthless. Want to be a great parent? Take an improv class.

That said I do wish more CEO types would have the balls to disavow floppy drives and Adobe Flash. Those were big steps forward.

I just don't think "inventing" the touchscreen rectangle computer requires one to be an insufferable asshole.

Tim Cook is a much more likeable human being than Steve Jobs.

it is lovely to see white people bringing the obsessive fetishism of their beloved baseball to the rap musics http://t.co/02NjpraiVw

As a Dad who loves the hell out of his kids, I gotta tell you, if you *had* to pick only one parent for some reason, it should still be mom.

When one’s new baby is a day overdue, this is how one properly trolls one’s family: http://t.co/l5F8sZfpWu

Sure, paternity and fathers rights seem reasonably valid. I guess when it comes to kids, law favors mothers heavily?

Is there any discussion of "Men's Rights" that isn't totally ridiculous? It's like a "fight for the endangered rights of the 1%" movement.

what game graphics will look like by late 2014 http://t.co/O4ioOlOI4j

Make a scalable Christmas Tree http://t.co/9dyXiGWcFW

Uncle Paul tells a story http://t.co/AgqKAvFtaB

@codinghorror Yes. Even inside my company, four different support people created 20 different tags on our blog, most one-sh…

Average users *suuuck* at tagging and also don't understand how to navigate via tags at all. Power users love it of course. Huge disconnect.

I'd even go so far as to say folksonomy / tagging is the #1 overrated concept in the social media world. Sorry @dweinberger

I am deeply ambivalent about tags as a panacea based on my experience with them at Stack Overflow/Exchange. Example: http://t.co/AA3Y1NNCV9

I was mounting roof racks on our Odyssey, measured once, was ready to cut and thought, "I better check this" and uh, it was totally wrong

what the hell, Internet. Shame on you. http://t.co/osDC8DSz8y

"You people have 8 levels of hierarchy and I haven't even stopped counting yet." http://t.co/eA14CVcH5O

oh yeah, Bobcat at the dinner table, what could possibly go wrong http://t.co/RkWEAILrlr

this Canon USB-powered dual-sided scanner is seriously great. It Just Works when needed. Recommend. http://t.co/f5JSAohytX

the pedant-industrial complex

How to read a log: 1. Tail out the log. 2. Scroll through it really fast. 3. If you see any weird shapes, stop and scroll …

@ZombieCodeKill it could be amazing, the limited memory really cripples the powerful cpu

Now I mean this in a gentle way, with great tenderness. http://t.co/RbN8pYnG7F

I like the iPad 5 (air) but it snatches defeat from the jaws of victory with performance crippling 1GB limitation, and daily iOS 7 crashes

Because if you don't vote, those petitions you "signed" online are utterly meaningless to politicians. Why would they care?

This http://t.co/8y1wdG9qgT site would be a lot more credible if you had to provide proof of US voter registration before "signing"

hour's worth of #FiveWordTechHorrors certainly explains the success of @codinghorror & @Dilbert_Daily http://t.co/xUTiGa9…

An Island to Oneself http://t.co/7rHje95Ttq

guy's its all over, the battle is lost. http://t.co/HAwg9Vwm3Y

I wish that everyone sending gifts to offices at Xmas (fruit baskets etc) instead would donate to someone in need & send a …

dec·i·mate (historical) -- kill one in every ten of (a group of soldiers or others) as a punishment for the whole group.

Screw standing desks. We're getting running desks. Any employee who can't maintain a 4 minute mile while meeting all other …

to me, "ramen profitable" means you make so much money you get to eat ramen EVERY DAY! #doingitwrong

I like signatures so much imma start using them on Twitter. -- Jeff Atwood, awesome blogger, co-founder of stackexchange and discourse, dad

looking for your feedback on how @discourse deals with the giant TL;DR forum thread problem -- http://t.co/RYmr6WWnk0

Was just killed by @codinghorror :) http://t.co/KNtBXesYpJ

"At the beginning this was like fun and entertaining, but now it's ruining my life." http://t.co/WMLwKJaAwB

All I want for Christmas is for you to donate to the EFF https://t.co/CwMXdA31eZ

five word tech horrors hashtag #FiveWordTechHorrors

can we just say Xmas is for children? I don't get adult Xmas. Unless it's for getting drunk, which should be all year round anyway.

"guaranteed delivery by xx if you order in the next 54 seconds.. 53.. 52.." aAAAAAAAAAAA

never trust people giving advice.

Headed out for what I hope is my last voyage outside the house in the month of December. Pray I may it back alive.

Cisco in the office, Sysco at dinner, Sisqó back at the crib.

Psy. Tay. Brolsma. Vasquez. Laipply. Crocker. Ghyslain. Before any of them...there was Mahir http://t.co/s05wuGIkwk

Todays ”eureka”: Via my smartphone I can participate on StackOverflow while breastfeeding my child! @codinghorror

on @discourse "12% of our front page time is spent converting strings to times with timezones back to strings" von Neumann would be proud

Sweet nexus 5 camera update just came through! http://t.co/dbWRPw2jWu

@Iccarus85 @lwansbrough you suck at the Googles, man :) http://t.co/ZKo232TeBg

cancelling my Google Play music monthly subscription in favor of a Wikipedia monthly subscription

Chindōgu http://t.co/TXjNRwtbBp

@SyZEN33 I deal with it by not having a Facebook account

@nacran @drylight it is definitely crazy fast, thanks to Mobile Safari mostly. Need Chrome Android to get a lot better.

fully switched over from iPhone 5 to Nexus 5. I will only miss Mobile Safari performance, I hope Android Chrome gets faster soon..

this is the kind of crack investigative videogame journalism the world NEEDS https://t.co/1fq6LYMqHJ

"I crave the hatred of those people" http://t.co/7OvbFML4bz

"Too many startups are now building [...] apps."

@codinghorror apps are the modal dialog boxes of phones.

I remember when I used to be excited about the idea of apps on phones. Now I just want them to be invisible.

This is going to sound freaky, but you know what really hurts? Cat claws in the nipple. Ow ow ow.

And my new hobby starts today. http://t.co/GGRoXiGNqC

Correct sensor installation is critical to your success as a wizard https://t.co/yjoIJKuqiH

I feel like there aren't enough people discussing the importance of videogaming on the Internet.

Guys, you really should read this amazing book from @codinghorror. Now I'm more awesome than ever http://t.co/pdyxXcVXlV

meanwhile, in Germany https://t.co/pwYXorZgxi

This is some next-level trolling: https://t.co/iFixMKZPEP (via @couchpotatoadam)

"Mars colonization depends on it." https://t.co/6QXdcdN8jt

Oh shit, it's happening! http://t.co/JU3zZeDRHR #newmacpro (via @theshorneagle)

"If I have seen further than others, it is because I used a telescope of my own invention, which you morons would also not…

I recognized the House of Cosbys voice in that Lemongrab character on Adventure Time. RUDEEEEeeeEE, THEooOO

Work remotely as a designer for Stack Exchange http://t.co/OUSFXrYr55

Wow, I literally cannot find any way to remove my phone number from iMessage after Android switching. http://t.co/SHlrLcJlzA

@seriouspony are you clicking on cows, or crops in famville? Or making small decisions that play out in a larger way? How large? How varied?

@seriouspony what do you actually do every minute in a game? Is doing *that* intrinsically engaging? Nail that, or all else is irrelevant.

@seriouspony Greatest games are fun in each individual encounter, even repeated over and over, because the core mechanics are so solid.

@seriouspony hmm. Without compelling mechanics, the game simply isn't fun to play. There can be more but this is bedrock.

@_Evosi roughly the same as the iPhone 5. Probably worse than 5s

Transferred my sim from the iphone 5 to nexus 5. Works. Not a clear upgrade at all though, other than screen size.