@Rushputin @HammerDialectic @yeloson my point was that software is at best wrenches and screwdrivers. What can people do with tools?

@dozba here's a nickel, kid. Get yourself a better computer. http://t.co/poAt70loSo

Metadata for beginners ;) #30c3 #eff http://t.co/ElQsRUa4AR

@codinghorror Hopefully if you forget what credit card you used they can email you that too! #Convenience

A website I just used to buy something just mailed me my forgotten password. How convenient!

This is the Stack Overflow profile of a Victoria's Secret model: http://t.co/RoOadKtOJO

See ya later, stereotypes

The best gun lubricant around. (HT @LolaGOP) http://t.co/xV8wItvKnv

Billion Dollar Ideas: hand sanitizer, but for your feet.

This is what Reddit has devolved into: twelve ideas endlessly remixed and rematched like ingredients at Taco Bell. http://t…

At this point they should just cancel the NSA and start over. Man did Snowden ever win big.

@dozba Reservoir Dogs

The Internet Archive is only $25k away from hitting their three-to-one donor-matched goal of $1M: https://t.co/8MiwRshCtJ T…

@XOver9000 @cw @avocado I can explain in more detail later, but it is like living in someone else's house. Should randomly choose term

@mrezaurrahman you sir are a filthy enabler

When all your other devices are out of battery, and you use your Kindle Paperwhite to browse the web: that's when you've hit rock bottom.

Vacation toothbrushes http://t.co/j2NWxGnD2g

@dozba peasants should only speak when spoken to

Do You Want to Write? http://t.co/Gr6NINVrnf

"From the mountaintop, the only way is down." tablets (and ultra inexpensive chromebooks) are inevitably winning. http://t.co/Ya4iVb6A9b

@dozba I hope this answers your question http://t.co/ecb9FyHc99

@dozba #dadops

Many thousands of words on the perfect french fry. I approve of these activities. http://t.co/F9JY3OBthT

Hey @mathowie are you doing Night Rammers? Doing Robot Jammers? Doing some Springboard slammers?

How is The Wolf of Wall Street a 3 hour long movie? Holy balls?

"God knows what you would do to get 13 year old girls interested in computers." That's some visionary leadership right ther…

A Second Christmas Morning: Jason Scott announces the Internet Archive's Console Living Room project   http://t.co/no6PzYikbL

@kvndugan @mnolan99 @siracusa I wish! But I will reply no further on the matter.

@mnolan99 @siracusa gonna come across as super super sexist but I don't even try to discuss HD with anyone who does not have a Y chromosome

So @theladybabies have reached peak cuteness. They could say something horrible like "Nickleback isn't so bad" and we would all be like awww

"And I applaud all of you who try." http://t.co/sTejdBinbh

Ender's Race. RT @verge: Watch this race between two drivers: one actually driving, the other in a game http://t.co/Xi5XlOFf…

"Because those other guys behave like assholes, we must too." So that is how RG thinks rap music culture works? Sad. http://t.co/D0QTCEuFXq

Yay for the least worst thing! I am so excited. http://t.co/E5zF3bHibE

If Rap Genius is the best of our available music lyric website options, that just goes to show you how utterly ruined the whole genre is.

Possibly the best thing ever. https://t.co/M8elW0beE4 via @nathos

Google has removed New York based RapGenius from many searches. Larry Page also drove by their office after and yelled "west sid…

I will admit at times it does seem like Furby rolled off the same assembly line as Chucky.

Bought a new Furby for the kids xmas out of nostalgia, and every living thing in the house is terrified of it. I kinda like it though.

"Nothing disappears as completely as an online game." http://t.co/zkOY17bsoM

@codinghorror pretty sure everyone will just move to only using imgur instead

"Reddit will be an image board within a few years" the race to the shortest, funniest thing always ends in images http://t.co/I9DHHde2gN

@Gilgameshell I should really try making software one day. I could learn PHP.

It speaks volumes that MSFT can't keep drivers straight, even on their own hardware; bad update affected my S2P too http://t.co/pFSZL071os

Happy Holidays, now enjoy this fascinating (really) Wikipedia article on reindeer while waiting for Santa http://t.co/FEhMhCiJPo

Sorry for listicle, but 14 amazing country songs for people that hate country delivers http://t.co/WmlgTFX284

Christmas lights on a dark night cannot be rendered faithfully on any conventional display -- too high dynamic ange.

@dozba terrorists won

I love reading blog entries about strict ascetic daily regimens. Then I imagine these people having children, and I laugh and laugh.

"by default, the app wouldn’t play Nickelback" http://t.co/Jzt7RzqNFb

The Wagner Companies is now manufacturing Festivus Poles™ http://t.co/h346vm6nrP

I like to pretend all my taxes are going to schools, libraries, and parks. LALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU

I think this may be my all time favorite Twitter exchange http://t.co/NpXbA9EVPe

"British... but not in the good way."

@nabeel Santa Clara is great. There's totally at least one Cheesecake Factory, possibly 2, and maybe a Macaroni Grill if ur…

Is there even any question that Edward Snowden was the man of the year for 2013? http://t.co/bF6qp7uakq

It is hard to even read the words "chemically castrated." We are so sorry, Mr. Turing http://t.co/0IZqStmn5L

Pineapple gets no love. Will remember these items when donating to food banks in the future. http://t.co/s468xKjwfX

My Christmas gift from @SuperDalgas arrived... I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY THEM ALL http://t.co/vL5eDsnwRw

@joelfisch you just try to use that. I dare you. I double dog dare you.

The best thing about my Kindle Paperwhite is not the eInk but the fact that I can't get to the web or Twitter on it. I love it.

Mo' Internet points, mo' problems

It's great to see this tradition of giving back continues: http://t.co/1e1XMAffWX

All Breakfast Menus Should Work Like This http://t.co/Sa4iZesQXF

Mikhail Kalashnikov died today, I just finished "The Gun", about the defining influence of the AK on the world http://t.co/KYv6T8YsQv

This ad is so super-creepy. Was it made by Apple just to make Samsung look bad?

https://t.co/oIUezEZF40

"Should I have gotten a tattoo on my forehead?" when punk rockers become parents http://t.co/BHiP9XCdMZ

@kalebmurphy I like Node but I felt we would be guaranteed one total rewrite in Node, maybe two

@kalebmurphy radically immature. Node is like ruby in 2003.

When it comes to computers, "free" has ceased to have any meaning. It will always cost you something, and that cost won't be obvious.

What happens when ten percent of homes have solar power? http://t.co/6q8rpWQGkp

Heavy metal bands per 100,000 people http://t.co/MJeh6q6jI3

@seriouspony these pictures you take are so amazing I have yet to see one that isn't great

Merry Christmas, Son http://t.co/GgSe20nn24

The first white rapper? One of the first indie rap videos to air on BET circa 1984 http://t.co/dFFlHsCkVZ

From one of the guys who did Heavy Metal Parking Lot, a mesmerizing short film about film print leaders http://t.co/M7m2TFaIij

Willingness to complain: ∞. Willingness to actually do something about it: substantially less.

This @boingboing article on cosplay is a great read. AND I’m blown away by the presentation. I want a site like this! http://t…

Now this is a belief system I can rally behind http://t.co/EsMbQ1XHXu

Bitcoin: Dunning-Krugerrands

New edition (Don't Make Me Think Revisited) is $27 (print or eBook) w/ 40% discount code KRUGPO until 12/26 http://t.co/T2SZE6z8…

subtle watermarking with your username/email is a reasonable compromise form of "DRM". Wish more companies would do this.

Is anyone else really looking forward to Dec. 25th so they can play with their children's toys, too?

TIL christ had a gangsta hand sign http://t.co/XbQLccyHbT

I feel like if McPhee and ThinkGeek merged it would create a black hole singularity that would suck all geek money out of the earth

xmas shopping now complete http://t.co/gUF1mLKomG

which one of these holiday buying guides has something that will make me feel alive inside again

"what they wanted to know was where these lotteries were held, and whether they could go there and watch." http://t.co/HVEP6tbSe8

"There's always been a lottery" http://t.co/BeO5fHC5T4

Guess What Day it Is? Guess What Day it is? Happy Holidays from @firstround! Check out this years video: http://t.co/rOXhfJKB…

Those college bulletin board flyers with "SEX!" printed on them to get your attention? That's the whole Internet now. http://t.co/YTkx7mLLfF

having children is repeating yourself a million times, a million times, a million times.

so great to have @rands as an advisor and board member on @discourse -- we will be implementing a Gotham discussion filter soon

Thanks for recommending Ready Player One @AnnaCY any child of the 80s cannot not love this book http://t.co/b8AAGEghpi

@loydcase that right there would be a great place for a Wal-Mart

This week, for family game night, try the Debugging game! If you hate game nights. And your family. http://t.co/m3SFJwwgOv

Does your cat love you? Ask Betteridge's law of headlines http://t.co/EOI1yETXrR

I feel bad for these PR people emailing "just following up, was yesterday's email of interest?" do I really have to email back, "no"?

Lightning deal: The iPotty http://t.co/36seMFI0sD http://t.co/gRgiiAfcwL

The C Programming Language
Brian W Kernighan & Dennis M Ritchie & HP Lovecraft
http://t.co/XVvKdaG2Vp

Udacity's "Design of Everyday Things" class started today, bonus: They use @discourse for their forum!

https://t.co/pkLMKIfCwL