I admire entrepreneurs building new payment systems because holy shit that stuff is boring.

Exposing our nearly 5 year old to The Labyrinth and Neverending Story. Because Limahl and David Bowie would want it that way.

I was not expecting "Her" to be such a legitimate sci-fi movie. Recommended! Also, in the future, men wear grandpa pants.

@codinghorror I realize this is ridiculous, but when you're surfing and tabs are closing kill the last couple of apps you used. I…

I guess this will get fixed in iPad 6 when we finally get a non-stupid amount of RAM. 64-bit and iOS7 combo is not a good one.

iOS Chrome does slightly better than Mobile Safari on iPad Air w/ tabs but is glitchy in its own way, plus 5x slower JavaScript. Not fun.

Guys I think the cyber department of the FBI is on to us http://t.co/a2cRNxdO2y

@codinghorror I think it's whenever the top result is a dictionary site, based on my totally scientific five-search test.

Google will sometimes show oneboxed word definitions when you type in a single word, but not always. Why? http://t.co/3jEE8GS8Yu

Rambo: The Video Game. Well, at least Stallone's acting range will be accurately emulated. http://t.co/4DiZpacV2A

fun with a non-newtonian fluid pool http://t.co/cmIb1fv0wl

Watching this is literally more fun than playing Dragon's Lair (via @anoras) http://t.co/tj5MNMO66v

surprisingly, it turns out every game is Dragon's Lair

"As long as we live, it's you and me baby, ain't nothin' wrong with that" http://t.co/3LLxocWEoJ

The Ferris Bueller "So *THAT'S* how it is in their family" quote comes to mind http://t.co/25Ay227P6w

You should listen to Ween's 12 Golden Country Greats. http://t.co/wjKF0eA6W2

I love America https://t.co/HMzcJblzfm

The Top 100 Pens of 2013!

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@codinghorror http://t.co/DI2hb63P54 fully programmable

"Do it because you eat, sleep and breathe the shit you’re building. Do it because not doing it would drive you crazy" http://t.co/WY4KpufPN5

If you wanted an ergo mechanical keyboard this is about as good as it gets http://t.co/gJcvDv9RlO

I love Broke Mac Mountain so much. http://t.co/6jfEvSmBEN

An update on @discourse and the ninety-ninety rule http://t.co/5vjYb7Ufl0

People asking me for feedback is tough. I want you to set up a @discourse instance so you can ask YOUR community for feedback, not me.

@fooooorrest run awaaaayyyy save yourself

it is good that I can say things like "SourceSafe" and "ExpertsExchange" and people will ask WTF I am talking about. That is progress.

GitHub is down. BRB, switching to Microsoft SourceSafe.

sharing anon files on Google Drive results in some.. interesting.. icons representing users. Anonymous slow loris! http://t.co/OGTuuVgnz6

Join us on 1/30 for a special #SFCMGR Meetup featuring @codinghorror here at TwilioHQ http://t.co/WgGMTXqzlG

Juggalove http://t.co/Yo8dTYRTj7

Has anyone tried http://t.co/HqDaotg4TP ? Seems like an interesting approach.

Finally getting to show the new Rift off! "I Wore the New Oculus Rift and I Never Want to Look at Real Life Again" http://t.co/…

The new Mirra is out! Mirra 2: Electric Boogaloo. http://t.co/zR3XK5Ap7L

Tablets are the new Notebooks http://t.co/bXfJ25HrOa

"My sixth grade teacher played 'Greatest Love of All' on the first day of school. It was awkward."

So today I found out @shanselman is pretty much the biggest http://t.co/HnRmKIqWmB fan in the world

@tosbourn no, that is EVERY POST

I want a thermal imaging camera so bad, but $1k+. There is even DUBSTEP http://t.co/9Rqs3AOJt8

same http://t.co/V77S1Xci9h

Gee, I have no email record of an order I placed 30 days ago because, gee, it all went to spam. SPF fail DKIM fail just 100% fail

I just had to lecture a reasonably well known online business about email deliverability: http://t.co/jhzs4WG4t7

our blame-driven development, starring the ghost of @SuperDalgas http://t.co/drJdRvW5pj

Sometimes before I say something on Twitter I check to see if certain people are following me first

What does it feel like to get auto-promoted in trust levels on a @discourse forum? A bit like this. http://t.co/3fLkes9pdU

"be mindful of your past and the many privileges you almost certainly had" http://t.co/2YFY4ncpmy

It is interesting that most online ads I see are "retargets" now. Must work well. http://t.co/7KaYdaktt3

@codinghorror girls are seen as weak and exploitable in online poker too. A feminine name and avatar makes for good action, hi…

Did you ever read an article on Medium and think that is way too many words on a page without skateboarding, explosions, or a numbered list

Alphabetical listing of every sound effect word that ever appeared in any Don Martin cartoon in Mad magazine http://t.co/6Y3vF4FUaQ

Accounts with feminine usernames incurred 100 sexually explicit or threatening messages a day. Masculine: 3.7 http://t.co/U0dr4jPoap

You should strive to be the kind of person your pets believe you are.

@agnel_k will have the cripplingly slow (4x worse) JavaScript perf due to Apple sandboxing, not an option.

Do you enjoy watching every browser tab you have open reload everything from scratch every damn time you tap on it? If so, get an iPad Air.

@seriouspony what can we do to help?

Turns out popular websites are faster, now with science: http://t.co/4mrT9izZlh

@howtogeek looking forward to HTG article on this

@seriouspony so sorry to hear. Does it help to move down in grades? At kindergarten level (max of our kids) I still love every kid we see

I am convinced Siri is Magic 8 Ball for affluent people

I always read BitCoin in that Rod Tidwell Jerry Maguire voice. BitQwaaaan. The package. The BitQuan.

"you're a tourist at sexual perversion, I am a prisoner there" (via @voidqk) http://t.co/fVb8q59ynw

"it happens at least once a quarter" http://t.co/sH2bb5kExG

"After testosterone, there was no narrative" (read Act Two) via @cultiv http://t.co/LbtTB2ZtZC

Those of you who said cats are born with an extra leg were right. Our (relatively) newly 3 legged cat has been happy. Playful even.

@typicalprog well, I am not looking at high or low ends of the age range and thinking this. Thank god.

Can I also admit it would be nice to look at vaguely attractive women without reflexively thinking about sex? I want out of my own head.

The arc of my life is learning to rein in my stupidly aggressive tendencies over time. That is just how it is for dudes, sort of like porn.

"investigators consistently found that men exhibit more frequent and more extreme levels of physical aggression" http://t.co/bsgfrjjLUR

"These findings suggest that these preferences were actually altered in some way by the early hormonal environment." http://t.co/x7Wc2WPwny

"Boys are diagnosed with learning disorders and attention problems at nearly four times the rate of girls" http://t.co/mlbbgBIKuK

Having done the science of having both male and female children, I invite you to do the same: the differences are stark and profound.

Gaming is a strange topic. Dudes are just born aggressive, way more aggressive than women. We have to unlearn smashing things for sheer joy.

This feminist gamer bingo card is comedy gold on so many levels. http://t.co/lMGnJX2yUV

Getting tired of reading "Disastrous Controls Destroy An Otherwise Good [classic game] Port" in iOS game reviews

Sometimes it seems like everything is terrib..LY AWESOME

dipdipdipdipdipdip http://t.co/nTB5VjsEEH

@tarr11 @kevindente just not what we do. Don't want low quality, drive-by, strafing run comments. Want real committed community clubhouse.

GOD WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO DAMN GOOD AT EVERYTHING

Yeah, that's right, Elon Musk is better than you at having children, too. Twins + triplets.

Did you know @elonmusk had twins *and* triplets? Of course being a skazillionaire helps. A little.

as for that angry graffiti @billb saw, maybe that's how it feels to be a woman or minority for us white tech guys?

I've lived in Oakland for 33 years and never seen this kind of hate. It doesn't help anyone. http://t.co/lZE2JU2Omv

when I read all these tweets about "wonderful relaxing time home with my family" I am pretty sure they didn't mean 3 toddlers

Screenshots of computer code from movies and what the code is actually doing. http://t.co/WyZpyKkcxP

We are experimenting with @discourse as a comment/forum back end for static HTML blogs, feedbacks? http://t.co/aG3VVmYwXU

Reservoir Dogs, in tweet form: https://t.co/Ici1B0tUCn

Android's battery life data / graph is insanely great. You can drill into it even further from here. http://t.co/vVuuMpyFtZ

. @wingedpig yes! @munchery is a great service, @mattcutts was right!

Like Martin Luther King, Jr. I have a dream. A dream that people will read the damn thread before replying.

Amazing hobo nickels. Hobo nickels? http://t.co/rmwRfM9pql

I wish more indie games would think beyond the tired pixel art trope, like this http://t.co/4xb6uF5wtR

Most startups "imagine the impossible" only when it comes to making people click ads. They LACK audacity http://t.co/qqEA8…

Oh, the creator of Myst and Riven did an Ask Me Anything. I got a question: why do you hate video games so much?

Wow, some countries *rolled back* public domain? That is crazy. http://t.co/WX8h2IsgUV

“Whisky is for the endgame” http://t.co/E3GeJTgJTl

Today (Jan 1st) is 100th anniversary of first commercial airline flight: http://t.co/IkLAizfh6U

Astrology is fun, but the idea that everyone born in a particular month or year has the same personality traits.. who truly believes that?

Point Break Live: how have I not heard of this until now? http://t.co/ReEmJBFEFV

Looking for a new years resolution? Try the Ten Commandments of Egoless Programming: http://t.co/cSyadcutQB

I wonder if Nelly is still wearing that band-aid

@iamthatjuan nobody goes there any more. It's too crowded.