arrrgh USPS "you did not enter a valid delivery address" it's in another country! I don't even know what is considered valid!

wow I am with @textfiles USPS makes international shipping a huge pain in the butt. So, so painful.

"You've recently become the Director of Big Data at Large Corpus Systems, Inc" https://t.co/E15EyxpIT5

Sometimes open source software isn't the #1 priority in our lives. https://t.co/c6p187YOBN

By any memes necessary.

“having a strong opinion about something isn’t the same as knowing something.” What’s bad about everyone’s-an-expert http://t…

The conversation around Bitcoin is always fascinating. Feels a lot like gambling though. https://t.co/04V2KkDTGi

Sometimes late at night I wonder imponderable ineffable inscrutable things, like why is @jennschiffer so awesome

@JohnMaguire2013 complete inability to get stock from any distributor on the planet

Hey @moot http://t.co/dU7eS6RWxt "I say the more failed projects in your portfolio, the better" http://t.co/eTyEkDwpAW

Watching marble run contraption videos with my son and this one kinda blew our minds: http://t.co/LKd6YiADFv

@seriouspony the nazi flag avatar is never a good sign

I dunno about you guys but I only trust The Verge for up to date butter news http://t.co/WVHoB0rKa7

mmmm tastes like.. chicken http://t.co/EFk48BThrf

Obama sending openly gay athletes to Sochi. Putin offering permanent asylum to Snowden. This new cold war is way more fun tha…

"They were so *quiet* about it.. and the next thing ya know.." http://t.co/82K9CgnPvQ

Congrats to @gknauss on the launch of Romantimatic, an iOS app that reminds you to text the one you love. http://t.co/rOnCI…

second time I've sold something on Craigslist and the buyer is like "are you Jeff Atwood"? It's weird. Then I increase the price by $20.

This is literally the whole world rebooting in Elysium, soooo they still haven't transitioned to UEFI by 2154. http://t.co/y3EkoXVzIg

look guys this flooz isn't going to spend itself

if you are willing, follow https://t.co/R91IbQQpBU email me your results, and I'll gladly reimburse cloud time via PayPal.

@johnmcc all right, fine, but you gotta buy me dinner first

I need someone who has never looked at @discourse to try installing it as a test. Will pay in Christian side hugs, flooz, and cloud time.

"I can see this scenario becoming the plot of a feel-good comedy movie" http://t.co/8hpKbq5WA8

Not sure if brilliant or crass: http://t.co/7gJ6RBsULj

@codinghorror Hey Jeff, I figure this might be of interest to you: http://t.co/2JOSOeTeUe

Guys read my exciting new guest post on Matt Cutts blog, where I talk about linking to stuff that REALLY matters http://t.co/5vbqYLvA4D

I'm not a pacifist, but due to @codinghorror I read Letter from a Birmingham Jail every MLK day. http://t.co/q3LXJeGhHr

The most dystopian part of the future depicted in Elysium is that the world boots into a PC BIOS and everyone codes in assembly language.

Wow, I truly did not even notice these digital FX in Wolf of Wall Street. At all. http://t.co/bTRGNl4WyI

I have a dream. That dream is copyrighted. http://t.co/TQ9Klc49z1

Skype now carries the majority of international phone traffic (wow) http://t.co/rYBDxwwN0f via @BenedictEvans

@seriouspony that is quite a wish, most *jobs* don't offer that

Sell you that pen? It's not a pen, it's a writing instrument. And it's not for sale.

People get upset at sexism in Hacker News comments, as they should be. But to me, the calculated narcissism of startup culture is worse.

Even if you are not watching The Wolf of Wall Street you are still watching it. It is really that long. http://t.co/0nIoHLp3Ha

Look, I just don't like eating things that contain chemicals. http://t.co/hF0RE7qHCk

In an alternate reality, you are still watching The Wolf of Wall Street right now

Your avatar is quite becoming. I was just admiring it.

@annyfm we actually track per post read time on @discourse

Interesting, in-depth discussion of ad blocking http://t.co/Ezdar4R0k8

Sometimes I think to hell with it, I just want to sit in my cubicle and file my TPS reports for a while

Read this article VERY *VERY* closely, then read the comments. Weep for humanity. http://t.co/Xk60W44FgC

@howtogeek some press might help them see the "problem"

@howtogeek did you post a HTG article on this yet?

My venerable Apple II program Pinball Construction Set is given new life - thanks to "The Cat!" http://t.co/znmO9z5uFP

A podcast with @shanselman and I on Discourse and the Art of Discussion: http://t.co/bVpRcBIUf7

"[the employment crisis is] not because too many people decided to study French poetry." https://t.co/Y9Yfyp2qb4

Don't Even Reply. It's good advice. http://t.co/MetXSWWVP3

the beginning of "Communication Breakdown". Just the beginning.

every time I see this live, real ad on Stack Exchange, I think "we are winning" http://t.co/wUN2VBXTfx http://t.co/jrZqweMjPh

Bad Music for Bad People. That's you. http://t.co/Gv3vgSzP7T

ladies... http://t.co/IBS8lzFT1Q

Will be doing a Google+ video session on asking great questions in about 1 hour: https://t.co/k23F1njoEB

do you sometimes fall in love with yourself all over again?

At this point Atwood's Law should just be amended to read "all applications will be written in Javascript"

definitely liking the Herman Miller Embody. It's pretty good. Pretty, prettyyy, prettyyyy, pretty, prettyyyyyyy good. http://t.co/dYByNiz9O2

@gaProgMan this is the only way to explain Reddit

Was doing a search to show my son about his crazy baby teeth and got a top 3 result from Stack Exchange. Awesome. http://t.co/LPZBFw7EnM

To those of us that aren’t programmers, GitHub is just a really, really confusing download site.

So, we just launched @thinkup to the first round of members. If you aren't one yet, get on the invite list at https://t.co/cj…

Gems from the #stackoverflow codebase: #region oh god my eyes

I want to have an (empty) aluminum can encased in a solid block of acrylic. Where can I get that done?

apparently it is possible to love Arrested Development a bit *too* much http://t.co/ul0kae7jNt

Want to meet me at the upcoming CEO summit? Look for the guy wearing this shirt. http://t.co/tP5YZf8Hco

guys hold on to your britches, this is an actual PC game screenshot http://t.co/cirn1kUc2I

My holiday gift to myself. Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. http://t.co/1nS4ncVJ3V

What If Google Was a Guy: http://t.co/zlQOlWalcT (thx, @uberbrady)

Today is the 13th birthday of @Wikipedia. Now comes that awkward “teenage” phase.

iPad just rebooted right in the middle of using an app. I might put the iPad 5 away until iOS 7.1 is available. It's so painful now.

VC Pitches In A Year Or Two: Entrepreneur: I plan to launch a better streaming music service. It leverages the... http://t.co/Ks5e…

Not a fan of the Kinja comment system? Well, how about if we put 'em after every paragraph, eh? eh? EH? http://t.co/97riUErrRY

Dammit! If only I could say "Guess what kids? We got home late so it's @soylent for dinner tonight!" I would be so happy.

Apparently certain folks aren't too enthused about the idea of asking their own communities for advice. That's .. not how I would do it.

"We want your advice on this." "Well, I built Discourse so you can ask your *own* community for advice." {100% radio silence from there on}

@phwd @tonyandrewmeyer you guys should go get a beer together

"A geek must possess just two things: knowledge and enthusiasm." http://t.co/SU74WrdhzM

Now the US has struck down the @FCC's #NetNeutrality policy. We can fix this IF we want the Net to stay open and ours http…

Writing my first technical book has been such a time vampire. And yeah...I know I ignored @codinghorror's advice: http://t.…

First person destructive cat simulator: now in alpha! http://t.co/s4oFpFPkGI

"'Shut up and take my money' doesn't seem to carry the required weight of statement required for this situation." http://t.co/fnb4UzFHQ1

For those of you who forgot how the Stack Exchange beta process works. Not all sites make it out of private beta: http://t.co/rbaRoHBsPb

Oh, relationships and dating beta Stack Exchange site, this is not going to end well..

@codinghorror 90% of my Google searches are restricted to results from the last 12 months.

man this is so old it was written BEFORE YOUTUBE. I can't even I don't even get this out of my face

we should just delete all words written prior to like 3 years ago, how can those possibly be relevant in today's fast-paced gogogo world

@seriouspony SSDs were like that in 2009/2010.

Reviewing the January Strategic Tactical Renegade Surprise Attack Plan (JSTRSAP) for @discourse. You probably haven't heard of it.

but you know that was advice from 2008, totally useless today, world completely different

I should have said "One Weird Old Thing Every Programmer Should Know." I SUCK AT MARKETING

The One Thing Every Software Engineer Should Know. Hint: it ain't programming. http://t.co/zjmxVjHLA9

see, that's your problem, you care what other people think

of the many great things in Grosse Point Blank, this scene featuring a mythical Doom2 arcade was one of the greatest. http://t.co/Zf8Zlu1Vn3

It's like you spend every freaking second of your whole life with these damn kids from birth, and then you start to miss them too.

Jewish and Agnostics get along better with people --> OKCupid match rate by #religion. (Site average is 60.) #dataviz htt…

If you are asking me what Tactical Internet Pants are, it is probably best if you unfollow me riiiight about now

Adding Snowfall support to the world's most popular content management system, phpMyAdmin.

@Parajournalism dog, I am offended that you even asked

Standing in line for kindergarten registration, thinking how glad I am that I wore my sweet tactical Internet pants. En garde!

Turn your iPhone into a personal thermal imager: http://t.co/UH2Q9mg6t0 perfect for nerds and hazard-obsessed preppers!