H.G. Wells tried to warn us. Personally I blame GMO food. http://t.co/0Im6yrwgKS

@Nick_Craver @jc4p I may be able to offer some opinions... http://t.co/uwuIa8APlB

It's about time for a psychobilly freakout http://t.co/LS6nT0VgCx

I stop reading articles as soon as I reach the words "face recognition software" http://t.co/d9RnB5hShy

I wrote a book about PHP http://t.co/7oIbPMiJ

The latest Splinter Cell is on sale. I thought it was the best in the series to date: http://t.co/AOTdfPlwUT

How In-app Purchases Has Destroyed The Industry http://t.co/MWUkQfPHBq

Nothing says nailing the details quite like "filed under uncategorized".

@SleepyDaddySoft ah true on tv (37"+) it is useful again. That is true, like it on my HTPC

You're a critical component of the team! https://t.co/peZuJGwk3a

In retrospect you can make a strong case that Windows 8 metro UI should have been limited to touch devices only on 15" screens and under

Quite proud of the fact I got to use a link to this website at work today http://t.co/RpyW5AhEl3

@xeriku http://t.co/0NWkrysjqF

Server performance checklist: 1) its usually SQL 2) you are using SQL inefficiently 3) too much SQL 4) your ORM is shit 5) its usually SQL

Maybe I am just old fashioned, but I have yet to read any modern comic graphic novels that rival Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns

Now getting your juggalo makeup tattooed on your face, that is just plain common sense https://t.co/5OI4GmmK23

Getting makeup tattooed on your face ... seems like a spectacularly bad idea http://t.co/o0Tit5Sln1

@0xBH1LL from where?

Jeff @codinghorror Atwood just spontaneously hugged me. A pleasure to finally meet him in person!

startups are basically fantasy football for rich people.

@codinghorror What the Mystery flavor is: http://t.co/2YV5tuaokv

There are 16 flavors, but always go for "Mystery" http://t.co/EbdRm8yDly

There are a lot of allergens, apparently http://t.co/pK4Qflop8b

"We're all porn to somebody."

Why does @discourse need 1 GB of RAM? https://t.co/uK1RT1ewhN

Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love

p.s. music licensing is the hardest problem in computer science!

why do I enjoy crappy music so much? http://t.co/W5TYNU7vtB

Having some trouble with motivation late at night -- time for a strategeric CVS Bangers injection. https://t.co/zvq7HWm3fc

Come to Twilio HQ for a talk by @codinghorror, 6:30 tomorrow: http://t.co/0ymezzElMp

one of the ROIs of children is having them take care of you in your old age, but I'm training for a Logan's Run type of scenario myself

It is true, children are quite expensive. But hey, if you're gonna be an angel investor in something.. might as well be your kids.

"There isn’t enough money to keep educating adults the way we’re doing it" http://t.co/kJ96hgXTjb

@textfiles http://t.co/xncqGKTCEf closes on Feb 1st. Anyone who uses it needs to add alternate login methods to any sites it w…

Cannot back this awesome interactive wireless LED swordfighting project hard enough! https://t.co/Y44Ijr3Zl0

sometimes I think about writing a blog entry about sexism in IT but then I slap myself as hard as I can until that feeling goes away

this just in: democracy is bullshit https://t.co/AEd4Vpyk27

@howtogeek @skrug wrote a bit in the new Don't Make Me Think about "dark UI patterns".

@seriouspony provided infinite patience, it does

The web browser: biggest killer app in the history of computing. Is anything else even *close*?

Ever wonder what happen to the terrifying twins from 'The Shining'? They're on twitter!!! @Shining_twins http://t.co/gx…

@codinghorror 28 Days Laughter

What if instead of a rage virus it was a tickle virus

Why is it that bubble gum and root beer have such similar (and awesome) base flavors?

The users, man. The users. They've ruined every piece of software I've ever written. Stupid users!

@raganwald @stilkov fair enough, but let's walk the list of 100 websites and see which "need" apps..

@raganwald @stilkov you are really telling me that https://t.co/z7qzHbyIPW should be different on a 5" screen? Some sites suck, yes.

@raganwald @stilkov check the latest Android average screen growth. We no longer use 12" monochrome monitors last time I checked, either..

I love phone apps for websites because it is just so much fun to learn two totally different and incompatible UIs for doing the same things

@dozba yeah any kind of marker has the opposite effect. LOOK A MARKER. Always hated those. Just don't fucking send emails.

You know that guy who everybody refers to as "that f**kin' guy"? Don't be that guy.

Boston Globe profiles Darius Kazemi: the prolific bot creator and one of my favoritest people on the Internet ... http://t.c…

This is an amazing picture because of the starpower but ALSO it's GHOST DAD vs HARLEM NIGHTS. http://t.co/qFlFZV1gaj

I wish the "yes, and" style of discussion came more naturally to me. I'm more like a "no, that's terrible, and" kind of guy.

wget sounds fine (for read-only archiving old, exploit-y PHP forum) but what about preserving URLs? Filesystem character limitations?

To turn off an old, exploit laden PHP forum: are there any products that crawl all the old pages and reliably turn them into plain HTML+JS?

"That sounds like a bunch of baloney," he said. "Give me something real to do." http://t.co/viBVtvFBPs

Is there any proof of this assertion? Welllll ladies, line up for some sciencing.

Kissing is just exchanging immune antibodies with a potential mate. Not so sexy *now*, is it?

How to win any argument on the Internet in 1 step: "I'm sorry. You're right. Let's talk about something else."

I guess Russians (and Germans?) have a leg up on us Americans in the whole radical honesty gig http://t.co/qKDQUiuHXD

Ask a Russian "how are you?" and they.. tell the truth. That's novel. http://t.co/haeRrrOed8

Medieval Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes! https://t.co/3ahyuWVvj5

Journey to the Disney Vault, Robert Smigel's brutal Disney satire from 2006: http://t.co/8kXlLUBKk0

I worry sometimes that I am a psychopath or a zealot because I truly don't care what haters of my work think. I enjoy filtering criticism.

They are making an Ant-Man movie! With Paul Rudd! Oh emm gee you guys http://t.co/d5vnLSiHTV

Riddick is easily the most dudebro movie I have seen in forever. Pretty sure I grew another pair of testicles while watching.

@freshbakedwords I think that was the 18 months of bickering part

The amazing hubris and folly of "AI" supercomputing: Thinking Machines, Inc. http://t.co/KICDgVKGNq

"The result was that finished programs often had superfluous operations to blink the LEDs" http://t.co/0faLslnvHG

@SumoDotNet http://t.co/A9WmwwPOky

Computers Are The Future, But Does Everyone Need To Code? http://t.co/acKHvbLLFN

@seriouspony it amazes me how willing people are to predict the future, e.g. teach these young folk the importance of today's fax machines.

@seriouspony anyways this is largely fixed with iPad. Costs less than a $595 C-64 even in absolute 1984 dollars! Amazing progress.

@seriouspony my point was that the $595 C-64 probably did not have budget for Windham Hill intro jams. Also reached a lot more people.

@seriouspony nobody had *ever* imagined it? Strong words. I agree it was new to computers, but this one would cost $5,500 today. Pretty luxe

The original cassette tape guided tour of the 1984 Mac, since @seriouspony mentioned it: http://t.co/hIVdOuzxX0

@codinghorror I have Mac nostalgia, but it's a 90s, Gil Amelio-flavored nostalgia.

I have zero Mac nostalgia because literally nobody I knew in '84-'87 had one, nobody could afford it. It was cool, but not for us.

"many pundits forget how expensive Macs really were in the 80s and early 90s" http://t.co/8g5E6N1Xwt

Oh my God, the programmer who created Robot Odyssey also designed the Nintendo Power Glove. That is perfect.

“I was stuck on this level for most of my college years.” http://t.co/X2JsruoNU8

I have a dream. http://t.co/LC85ALz5iT

some guy just reported tons of nested <small> tags as an "exploit" to make "hidden" content

just talked to @npr about the whole Learning to Code thing: http://t.co/QbuqGAh4n3

dear @github, can you please use some of your skadillion dollars of VC to provide basic web merge capabilities? http://t.co/VBcHOtaL16

I kind of imagine Black Dynamite is what the Rap Genius offices are like, except they don't realize they are in a parody comedy movie

Some days, the only thing that keeps me going is knowing there will be a Black Dynamite 2 https://t.co/GzV0rbtrhS

The baby in The Labyrinth went on to apprentice at the Muppet Studio and work in movie SFX http://t.co/s0q9Cxd3kw it was that magic dance!

See @codinghorror talk about community and @discourse forums next Thursday at @Twilio! #sfcmgr https://t.co/rPTKLFXZaV

The Four Freedoms, takeaway: community wins http://t.co/BXLNxx78UT

Good news is I do sales at our startup, bad news is I learned sales from The Jerky Boys https://t.co/w4jev1QjhO OK maybe that's all bad news

@howtogeek your registry needs some fixin'

@codinghorror THIS TIME | ONCE | ALWAYS | NEVER | FROM NOW ON | ASK AGAIN | CANCEL

my favorite stupid thing about Android: "Wait, did you want to share this using MAIL or GMAIL?" uhhhh

The Stack Exchange data dumps have been moved due to clearbits going under. The new location is: https://t.co/wR8xYILlCv

Personally I feel like the Beyoncé Single Ladies video was a billion dollars worth of work. Absolutely.

@alfabravoteam kind of a hard and ongoing problem.. http://t.co/3zBCeOXgWM

pssst if you want CODE keyboard order fast. http://t.co/twO0yA5vtP

hahah I just tested and unicode characters in a USPS international ship address = invalid. (runs out of room, screaming)