Complaint-Driven Development http://t.co/6gCTCakYwK

In Norway they're spraying reindeer antlers w a reflective coating to protect them from cars http://t.co/gYe9EgFdii htt…

Seriously what the hell is going on over there Norway. We demand answers.

Nazareth's Love Hurts: the number one song of all time in Norway. Second only to Donkeyboy. http://t.co/jIFOrAkgqJ

Huh, so John Cusack wasn't all that into Better off Dead. Interesting. http://t.co/5Gf6QURNrf

Our Stack Exchange for Android app is now featured on @GooglePlay! https://t.co/GK8rt1TqOd http://t.co/xluNHTLfek

"could make a crow blush" is an early 20th-century Midwestern US colloquialism meaning that one could unease someone with little effort

Bette Davis admitted to being a fan of the song http://t.co/Zu6Qx0IIUZ

OH GOD I HAVE BECOME A MANAGER

Use common sense, trust your instincts, solicit the views of "strange" people. Worry about proving the facts later. http://t.co/VQMvFRAiVn

Stick to your knitting is such great business advice. Unless it's like, actual knitting. Then not so much.

Heart&Slash https://t.co/F01xpTiFg3

Happy Birthday BBSing & Bulletin Board Systems! First BBS (CBBS) went online on this day 2/16/78. Thanks Ward & Randy! @WardXmod…

"I’m becoming steadily more confident that my current project, VR, is going to be one of the game-changers" http://t.co/lAYTXVjqF6

The Road to VR http://t.co/lAYTXVjqF6

A chorus of floppy disk drives plays 'Tainted Love'. Video does the rounds. Marc Almond sees it & RECORDS VOCALS. https://t.c…

Despite previous comments, I like Bitcoin. It pisses off / scares all the right people, which is the hallmark of any real progress.

if Apple has its way, the iTunes of Bitcoin will actually be iTunes. The only thing I hate typing more than "iTunes" is "Lotus Notes"

I think Bitcoin will eventually be remembered in the same way that Napster and Kazaa are remembered today.

The Lego Movie was every bit as good as you'd expect from the Cloudy With a Chance for Meatballs team http://t.co/fm8boQsIjQ

Bing is not, and has never been, a credible alternative to Google. Same numbers in 2014. http://t.co/wSluNBfXTN

So every other version of Windows is apparently a disaster. Windows 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8. Looking forward to Windows 9 then.

The original Dungeon Keeper, a classic, is free for the next 17 hours http://t.co/lCAJOGE6wn

Top 100 most sought after out-of-print books in 2013 http://t.co/fMOrIfQFr1

@bolton_io not a problem

@bolton_io http://t.co/4bzJUogkxV

I swear this always happens on the Oregon Trail http://t.co/J0OGw5WK4A

pagan front hugs for everyone today http://t.co/05MPRfcc9z

"Hey! You look like a real jerk!" "Well, I am a corporate executive." http://t.co/pWWCcDZBPU

@muratsutunc oh I do, the Surface 2 Pro is great. But not for everyone. Awesome browsing experience though, best I've ever used on a tablet.

I don't think the classic Apple Mac vs. PC ads would work today -- by now even the PC guy has probably given up on PCs.

I just clicked through to the dogster forum and I can no longer see because my eyes are bleeding. http://t.co/f5qjI5WvMz

why don't dogster and catster switch over to @discourse? http://t.co/vzezce9WJH

Meanwhile on erlang-questions, the lurking, it was good, and profitable... http://t.co/eCMw1BgbZa

I got invited to ask Don Knuth one programming question. "What's the funniest programming cartoon you've ever seen?" #metastackoverflow

hahaha I thought I had feelings before I had children. I had no idea, NO IDEA what feelings even were. Recalibrated all axes.

"For every 161 people who landed on this page, about 61 of you—38 percent—are already gone." http://t.co/ViZfS7ZwZh

Apparently the Silence of the Lambs was not actually a "romance" and thus is an "inappropriate" valentine reference. I regret the error.

Happy Valentine's Day! Here's to placing the lotion in someone's basket. http://t.co/6DmZG3cZBs

We are now accepting signups for @discourse communities http://t.co/6qiipRpbmK

@codinghorror Shoot yes, kill, no. Stick to kneecaps. In Tennessee, we call it "shots or shots" and it's a very effective pro…

is it OK to shoot and kill people who refuse to get vaccinated? Asking for a friend http://t.co/KVlVOxeucV

All this startup stuff is so complicated. Screw it, I am going back to my day job writing Harry Potter fan fiction.

I feel like Darth Vader is clearly trying to tell me something by favoriting this old tweet of mine http://t.co/pgr0Z65qxz

@yrrebjr http://t.co/nixeHoHSBQ

How to hire great people 1. Embark on a challenging, important, inspiring mission 2. There is no step 2

You goofballs pulling that "trick people into clicking on recursive twitter links" trick better not ever complain about linkbait headlines

Meanwhile, outside the walled garden… http://t.co/jOPZfl1M7X

Kids these days with their gosh darned goat simulators http://t.co/4yYqHtz0tP

with apologies to the great warrior poet Ice Cube, today I had to use my dremel.. it was a good day

I respect the news site that never uses misleading or overblown linkbait headlines. I've never visited it. But I respect it.

We're hosting forums for Turtle Rock (aka original Left 4 Dead studio) and their new game looks amazing. 24/7 Tank! https://t.co/TLFsDjmojK

How does Facebook disable Developer Tools? http://t.co/kmccPRU0Dw

@KLVTZ clear is pretty quiet

The 2014 Stack Overflow moderator election is underway. Nominations are now being accepted. http://t.co/s6iADiNoH8

A recent talk (video + slides) I gave on learning vs. discussion https://t.co/7j0n0Lxygi

@codinghorror genius! Your wish is my command. http://t.co/NqajZxhcsJ

That Secret app is just begging for everyone to unleash their inner Jack Handey http://t.co/6mTnWmWhCC

Dumb Starbucks in LA is Banksy level art project http://t.co/zNKKe1S57x

@sback_ @codinghorror I heard Stack Exchange sites are taking over cf. recent research http://t.co/2Kqb6l8fN9

I can call 'Flappy Bird' is a success of mine. But it also ruins my simple life. So now I hate it.

A gorgeous, opinionated JavaScript microframework hand-delivered to your door every month

this is the most important page on Wikipedia http://t.co/M8LzOeQb2f

would anyone object if Coding Horror moved to https://t.co/AARe49s1gB ? Speak now or forever hold your pieces.

I get all these great speaking engagement requests to exotic lands that would be great for someone without 3 toddlers. Catch me in 5 years?

Stack Overflow is once again #1 in North Korea, with 210 visits last month! https://t.co/CPxBBlprMX http://t.co/ICOLgfnDTV

Things to try when fixing a bug: 1. Google 2. Stack Overflow 3. Documentation ... 8277. Disturb your co-worker who has…

The punchline to this post http://t.co/UAMvJOC6Ha -- I later found out our 1954 house has ZERO insulation. Anywhere. At all.

Feeling fat and sassy today. Who knows, maybe I'll even write a so called "weblog entry", whatever that is.

It is nuts that Twitter *still* does not allow replying to a direct message from someone unless they follow you. This is insane.

People who love ancient mailing list interfaces, I don't get you. That is a fetish weirder than my mind can process.

This is what text looks like on a kindle.

#CMXSummit I stumbled into the power of ego-check years ago. It works- see my top rated answer to a question on SE http…

You guys, when phablets are winning, WE are winning. http://t.co/mGCcA9JLDS

Discourse featured in GitHub's state of the Octoverse! http://t.co/P4YtUSnJso http://t.co/zrdlEzsAcO

I HIRED A TEAM OF “NINJAS” BUT FRANKLY THEIR CODE OUTPUT IS POOR AND I SEVERELY MISUNDERSTOOD THEIR “ABILITY TO EXECUTE”

Hiring absolutely the best people at your startup is critical. Unless you are building the wrong thing, then it totally doesn't matter.

How much Trello can you fit in 4096 bytes? Quite a bit.

http://t.co/xAaAAITimv

"when the dream turns into a nightmare?" The dream is always a nightmare. That's what is so beautiful about it.

Here in Berkeley we un-pave parking lots to look for paradise (Native American artifacts). Take that, Joni Mitchell. http://t…

Have concluded that insistence on flat discussions makes people who keep going off topic leave for good. And this is bad because..?

This is how I bring things to @textfiles attention http://t.co/C1PboXw1Vh

Have had bizarre songs in my heads each morning at wake up for zero reason. Today: Finer Things, Winwood. Yesterday: ELO's Turn to Stone.

I'm more surprised that 37signals used a monospace font on their announcement than that they changed their name.

Gamification http://t.co/erufebeJdW

If PHP had a garbage collector, would it have to collect itself?

Tired: meritocracies. Wired: awesomeocracies.

@codinghorror 👊

Got to eat lunch with @MCHammer -- totally down to earth, great guy!

I thought about being on time for this meeting but then I realized I am a self made maverick who plays by his own set of rules.

Lady babies 2nd birthday: one happily scarfing down cake, the other feverish and repeatedly vomiting. #twins

You guys are kidding me about this game "Flappy Bird", like when you say "Teh Intarwebs", right?

Screenshot straight from my @TwitchTV laptop: http://t.co/jDZMTQHXrI

New twitter interface suffers from same critical flaw as old one: it is filled with tweets.

via @amyjokim "As long as you’re setup to filter and contextualize their feedback" http://t.co/Ogd0qXBTq4 this is why we built @discourse

New Post : The Anatomy of a Great Stack Overflow Question (After Analyzing 10,000) http://t.co/uw7dwTH3GL http://t.co/uEpjedps…

US ranks #46 of 48 countries in health-care efficiency. Spends most as %GDP/capita. Bloomberg good ranking tables. http:/…

Random Craigslist buyer paid me with a new $100 bill. Hadn't seen one, it's so neat I'm kinda hesitant to spend it. http://t.co/9LhNMYZzFq

Code Keyboard achievement unlocked: Portalization! /cc @codinghorror (key caps from http://t.co/4NvA9FHXjB) http://t.co/wLA…

Are you ready for some taxpayer subsidized nonprofit sportsball? http://t.co/TYEDYvGGfY