Maybe I do want to sell sugar water for the rest of my life.

@loydcase yes what is so different about 3 x 27" vs. 3 x 30"?

@loydcase yes, but *why*?

@loydcase Hey, 3 x 27" is what I use. Why do you say that?

How One Blog Led to $18m of Funding & The World's Largest Online Q&A Community http://t.co/0AU5y2PKlR - http://t.co/V21RguNnTr

The only person that loves a rainy night more than me is Eddie Rabbitt. Still debatable though. http://t.co/ZZWOQqwEns

10 Years of Coding Horror http://t.co/Sb0FzVHdd5

.@mattcutts I think I have spotted one, Matt. Note the similarities in the content text: http://t.co/uHux3rK57f

I'm hoping interest in the Atom editor causes some renewed interest in Brackets as well. Some good thoughts here: http://t…

Get busy growin' or get busy dyin'

Cute Tesla license plate http://t.co/m1NkPnjDKZ

Holy cow, half of free to play game income is from 0.15% of players? http://t.co/O3Acm0Kd6R

psst.. hey buddy.. wanna buy a keyboard? http://t.co/oDttHoU42d

This SSD has a skull on it, that does not make sense! I must have it. http://t.co/XHkaFyhzMC

NEW Banksy - A poke at Social Media and our need for attention (notifications). http://t.co/700SLudSGm

http://t.co/9kHhwEneUc is very, very good. It is the @discourse of chat software. That is my highest compliment, people.

It feels awesome to be hosting the @AtomEditor forums on Discourse. http://t.co/4MgyX7OeZ9

If you ain't got nothing but an egg icon, I feel sorry for you, son http://t.co/9y7MF6DMpr

When I got this image in an email from a trial customer, I thought hey maybe I don't totally suck at sales! NB: I do. http://t.co/DgHeTFyooP

"Sorry, this content is not available in your region." How dare you make me feel like a non-American! HOW DARE YOU SIR

Oh MAN this is awesome:
https://t.co/Zzc30RNEGG

(pun intended)

% man tar <— too verbose
% tldr tar <— simple examples

If you have to get arrested while cooking meth, this is how you do it. http://t.co/H09m4SX0lD http://t.co/JiIs8jzBUc

I can't believe the things people say to each other. Beyond insensitive. http://t.co/kuBIbb5luR

Hey, @discourse has 10 actual business customers now! (camera cuts to scene of Discourse world HQ) http://t.co/r8B2NfmrQH

Hmm. http://t.co/GLfC5fJOQs said "invite will arrive on or before Feb 25th". Looks at calendar. Looks at email. Nope.

@DavidAndGoliath this would make an awesome videogame, please fund @cdixon kthxbye

@DavidAndGoliath @cdixon presumably skeleton crew of heavily armed soldiers go with.

"Nothing terrifies me more than an app with no moral conscience in the desperate pursuit of revenue." http://t.co/i7HkKpRe…

Mind = blown. The true identity of Andy's mom in "Toy Story": http://t.co/b9DBibyOBN by @JonNegroni

The #StackOverflow moderator election has ended. FRESH MEAT! http://t.co/YcxdixqdNO

This one goes out to all new @ycombinator startups http://t.co/EOBmWr7LoE

Excellent deep-dive technical explanation of cryptocurrency mining. You probably can't understand it. http://t.co/VIDqSmhrg6

waffle taco. waffle taco. waffle taco. waffle taco. waffle taco. waffle taco. http://t.co/LZhia9mnlk

you know, it's dads like you who screw it up for the rest of us. http://t.co/4eyIkvTrGR

Wow, the folks at @AskPatents killed Google's absurd restaurant bill splitting patent application! https://t.co/SnoiGktKeZ /…

a bizarre and fiendish plot ... to corrupt, pervert, and ultimately enslave the youth of this generation http://t.co/qNn692WEzE

Spotted: @df07 starring as Lucas in an ad campaign on http://t.co/Oc2nWXOlDY http://t.co/QdKCEMZ6lY

customers, how the f*** do they work

for fun, count all the differences between the official Twitter iPad, iPhone, Android apps and Twitter web. That's *official* apps.

App-pocalypse Now http://t.co/ijMMMYsQ5K

"Quantum attribution. Schroedinger's Cite. There is no justice in memes." @joshmillard

such a wonderful feeling I LOVE MOBILE ITS THE FUTURE <jumps off ledge>

What I think when installing phone apps now: gee, what shitty thing is this "free" app going to do to me so they can satisfy their investors

That escalated quickly: Scientists taught monkeys concept of money. Not long after, first prostitute monkey appeared. http:…

Applaud the push for ultra-low cost open source phones. All about execution though. http://t.co/BWp1SdRRkB

now this is some viral marketing I can get behind, people http://t.co/T4wnIMxBMf

@rachkovskyy yes the link in the actual tweet perhaps?

so glad Rick is finally updating http://t.co/DPNnA0rc6J again. I use it all the time. http://t.co/oGUPAbd0SD

"I wrote two lines of code yesterday. They were both wrong."

Chewing on @incitekjeff's blog post, wondering if SE's "recommendation questions" aren't really just RFPs... http://t.co/ia4EnJU…

Who leaves the house wearing "disintegrating" corduroy pants and no underwear? Oh, listserve, you so crazy.

Lego Space evolution: From 80s command line to 00s GUI http://t.co/VsSTyseqJY

Just a friendly reminder http://t.co/DxGZzR2c3P http://t.co/TxFqMd3muI

Aha! found the email from the Googler who moved my Feedburner in 2009. Still haven't logged in since 2008, but.. found.

Trying to make an adjustment in my Feedburner, realized I haven't logged into it since 2008, it "just worked". Can't log in now at all.

I never much cared for the books, but glad Harry Potter made having giant permanent forehead scars cool again https://t.co/amPAtX3ysg

hmm. Today I learned you can edit the ad categories Google serves you: http://t.co/pgKH7b22G8

ohh man I totally forgot to check out Best of Bootie 2013 until now! http://t.co/tbZdmTUPw3

Goodbye, obsolete unwanted media http://t.co/RhFrpkhCf6

We now offer very low cost installs of @discourse communities for non-profits and schools: http://t.co/YEZEMxB7me

Jesus, @Newegg hates my server order so much they cancel it and suspend my whole account for the audacity of even placing the order.

Ubuntu copies Mac menu design, discovers it has bad usability: http://t.co/qt07lCMzyt

Turns out competition actually works! http://t.co/GK0YQCF6cb

this is our house Nest heating runtime graph, the day before (zero insulation) and after (insulation in attic/floor) http://t.co/xgAPRaRRej

So, yeah, adding insulation to your uninsulated house is crazy effective as expected. Heat used to run every 40m, now once every 5h (!)

For every good mentor, there are 100s or 1000s of people who need the help. You want to make a engineering difference? Scale that out.

A computer user with Parkinson's emailed me, wanted to help, searched and question already answered on Super User <3 http://t.co/hcvMR5G1Lw

Apps are great. It's like if we had multiple parallel internets. "no, it's not available on that Internet, only the iOS Internet."

"Screw all you Alumin-i-um bastards, though." http://t.co/a9XNzKPDdd

"So who could kill Superman? I mean, the whole idea behind Superman is that he's unkillable." https://t.co/SsvOtOy8oB

sometimes, things just fit http://t.co/TqMGOOq4YV

Barksdale later amended that to "all you need to do is show up.. 3 milliseconds before the competition" http://t.co/j6ZzXGNkcg

Ladies and gentlemen, Jim Barksdale, business genius: "all that Netscape needs to do is keep showing up" http://t.co/cqMTiNEoho

"Have you ever worked with anything (dramatic, pregnant pause) high tech?" http://t.co/QhB0YKnS8d

Stay tuned for my next thrilling blog entry where I talk about.. things! and .. people! and.. stuff! OK actually never mind.

"Everybody is somebody else’s monster." @gknauss on the Internet's empathy vacuum. http://t.co/AXv5RDx40h

Worth reading: The problem with WhatsApp's privacy boasts: They're not true http://t.co/nDlpLeVy1L via @pandodaily

Sometimes, late at night, when the world is very quiet and still, you can almost hear the tweets of non-verified Twitter users.

Guys I am an expert on Q&A systems watch and learn http://t.co/EeU5oQYDg3

An Oculus Rift movie? Interesting http://t.co/qH7oS7iPiD

Our hideous, hideous American chocolate makes American cheese seem like a delicacy http://t.co/mdAC56vIni

Brian Williams Raps "Rapper's Delight" http://t.co/Y0f3JYEcXA

@F0lan just switched to Android and my phone bill went up because now messages between me and my wife are SMS not iMessage.

only a venture capitalist could write "Mobile social apps are not, really, about free SMS." Uh, yeah, iMessage and WhatsApp are.

Working on project influenced by phone habits & the influence on culture, would love feedback http://t.co/egLVIByllT #tech…

a lesson in "improved" control schemes http://t.co/mYBqUVd8bl

Turns out listening to Everything is Awesome on repeat during your commute gets you super pumped up for the work day. (n=1).

This changes everything. About my next visit to Chipotle. http://t.co/GMAbxmHhXm

"But could you though? With hacking?" If Movie Hackers Were More Like Real IT Guys http://t.co/anDb4r8sUQ

That final decisive meeting between Zuckerberg and @jankoum was documented on video here: http://t.co/K0BpBSQJGF

If you've ever wondered what the "fuck you" price for someone's company is, now you know: 16 billion dollars.

oh god I can't take another email full of inspirational quotes, I've already started ritually cutting myself

Star Wars Episodes As Community Forums, And Other Lessons From Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror) http://t.co/yW5eiGhrKN

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOMEONE CALLED JASON HAS BEEN ENCODING AND DECODING DATA IN OUR APP. PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PASSW…

More than half of developers working on PC games. Just look at those PC games, can you blame them? http://t.co/buRUhoAdrK

the eye of the dot-matrix tiger http://t.co/DHMzSVijoa

@seriouspony it is amazing how symbiotic a relationship humans have with animals. One of the first thing you teach kids: animals.

@seriouspony sometimes I think you dig the horses more than the people :)

Finally! Somebody (@codinghorror) really gets "Focus ruthlessly on the most serious problems"! http://t.co/lKY1mWj0V2

so happy I was able to work in one of my favorite @skrug quotes in today's blog post: http://t.co/3HbJCheAqm