Doing some misc testing on the iPhone 4. Brutally slow. Teeny tiny screen. Man phones sucked in 2010. http://t.co/T4BZpqknxN

Pure gold. http://t.co/S6YFQ3UviQ

"[buy] The power to upvote or downvote posts in the comments section as many as three times." hmmm https://t.co/k0I3rveC8D

Wondering how quickly the "yay! another customer!" feeling will wear off. Still pretty awesome so far!

It is strange having a daughter who looks exactly like you. It is like looking in a mirror. A tiny.. lady.. mirror.

there are only so many 30 second ads before a 2 minute video clip a man can take.

If YouTube had a paid subscription which removed ads I would pay it in a heartbeat. Monthly even.

"when it comes to copyright violations, if you can achieve mutually assured destruction, then you have won" http://t.co/tgHmvxe2f6

YouTube's surprisingly effective copyrighted content blocking forces movie clips into crappy recordings of TVs. https://t.co/EOiRSJZXlK

@MrBradricks (rubs hand under chin)

@cryptologics different site, http://t.co/mz4E3dGfGX has its own design/css

I confess, Discourse and Stack Exchange are both long cons to let me abuse my ability to edit the whole Internet http://t.co/26KdwJnWGc

if you have Windows Phone, you're probably into text adventures, too! http://t.co/VXjjH2DasX

just received email titled 'I HAVE AN IDEA FOR DISCOURSE!!! PLEASE READ!" brb, popping some popcorn

Happy 25th, World Wide Web! “Let’s Share What We Know” (and thanks for the sticker, @ftrain) http://t.co/PG15J0f5Gf

Duck Duck Go is an incredible defender of privacy and supporter of freedom. Witness its 2014 F/OSS donations: https://t.co/6W1hMd6…

3,333,360 http://t.co/ovVieFgdyJ

This is how I think textbooks should always have worked: http://t.co/YTzvlxMMgg

Sorry about the github hiccups guys. I am doing a big git push.

@Pekkanikolaus THESE PEOPLE, THEY GOTTA BUY https://t.co/w4jev1zgfO

I once asked "wouldn't it be great if all animals could purr!" and someone on Twitter replied "what about cockroaches?" purring: RUINED.

I will be on a panel discussion in June. This is hilarious. I'll bring my clown suit! http://t.co/cJT59k6wHE

Oculus was great but more and more I see it as a very incomplete solution. Just having workable hands in VR.. is huge.

Demoed the http://t.co/QAzIA31DiO rig and I wanted to play more! Adds detailed hand positioning and 360 degree look: http://t.co/UGbx5EDXoS

Google changed their links and Stack Overflow is down so I guess I'm taking up sheeping or farmentry or something

What's the worst code you've seen recently? http://t.co/5lxTdabCgn

I am VP of sales at a startup and hey wait guys it just dawned on me that this is a failure mode for a company

BUSINESS TIME http://t.co/c8ND6vvofy

It's all part of God's plan. http://t.co/UZrfoB6XBm

The adventures of business cat http://t.co/XVGKPRhMlX

Touching explanation from @bhorowitz about his hip hop quotes http://t.co/KVhlwTtNPk

I don't want to play your game. It sounds monstrous. http://t.co/L27k8aNaph

iOS 7.1 definitely improves Safari tabs a lot, even in preliminary testing. Recommended.

Oh praise the Jesus iOS 7.1 is out. Hope this fixes constant Safari crashes, tab reloading, and rebooting problems on iPad Air. Been bad.

Having each phase of the Doom guy's face represented as a distinct Emoji .. do we need this much nuance for rage? http://t.co/ZY8zWdGiuT

They should make a sequel to Breaking Bad about the people that make Girl Scout cookies.

Working conditions by @codinghorror, my backpain would appreciate this! http://t.co/mlgwex8bVD

You have to respect a man who isn't about to let mere ignorance keep him from having an opinion.

The pinterest cancer of multi-column, randomly aligned, unreadable content. Was this *ever* a good idea?

Son got an ankle sprain at a party, and we were watching The Karate Kid today. So I gave him the Miyagi Treatment http://t.co/ohNsHMWAEk

@codinghorror I had a professor who gave his first lecture each semester on his background and what he'd done. ughh

the point is that the way you explain things, and how you explain things, is how you demonstrate expertise. See: Stack Overflow, et al

It is 2014 and there is still an AdamCon. http://t.co/c57L4R88FK

Here's why you don't start presentations with your credentials : a) nobody cares b) nobody cares c) nobody cares d) get on with it already

updated the history of Wumpus a bit: http://t.co/O23jzEcvJ9

The internet turns 25 next week. Look at all we've achieved. http://t.co/PVX1fagYZF

Cake to celebrate Collin, Nate and me, 3 @tomnod hackers hitting 1000 points on #stackoverflow! So http://t.co/R2qDFjNd2M

You know what never, ever works? Complaints built on vague generalities. You know what often does? Specifics and examples.

“Duplication is far cheaper than the wrong abstraction.” @sandimetz @rbonales http://t.co/zAmc9pvNS4

Achievement unlocked -- replaced every bulb in the house, even the weird decorative ones, with decent LEDs.

"as we get closer to an installation of phpBB3, I'm asking myself, why am I doing this? Why aren't we doing something better than this?" YES

VPs have what my brother Mike refers to as "Shit's Easy Syndrome". http://t.co/HK8mRFdXjq

oh, you run an anime site that needs a community, eh? let's click through and check it out! ఠ_ఠ http://t.co/5JElF78GEL

Why is it every encounter I have with anime online can basically be summarized as "white dudes into asian girls in schoolgirl outfits?"

What if front pages were selected by newspapers’ readers instead of their editors? http://t.co/U0A3MhXjRs

Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto Attempts To Throw Up the Wu, Fails Miserably http://t.co/LdreHiJHdV

Adding a few more Tie Fighters to @discourse today http://t.co/p5s7vRr2cm http://t.co/6ngG6YYshz

Another well deserved patent troll smackdown. More of this please! http://t.co/aM1Dcy4xIa

I was like "gee, I'm still not smart enough to install Linux" but then turns out the install is broken. http://t.co/nSN4SCzc7q

What @R_Roddy_Piper saw while watching the Oscars http://t.co/XX7p10M797

.@0xabad1dea Hah, this made me realize: We have the notion of a gold standard, what is the opposite? A PHP standard?

"Customers? What are those?" http://t.co/ZAe7t2y0wC

I would love to set up a $1k monthly donation to watsi, but I'm currently "donating" $4k+ every month to my three children atm

you guys serious #firstworldproblems over here with the Embody squeaking https://t.co/9tBNLuN2Zg

I like the Herman Miller Embody but it is suuuper squeaky / creaky. Guess I better bust out my lube. Get your minds out of the gutter.

When singing 'Let it Go' is definitely not cool http://t.co/pXHcY6YXeh

13 months into colocation. $5.5k+ savings over AWS EC2. Next steps: @codinghorror is right, time to retire vBulletin http…

~12% of all bitcoin created to date have been stolen. Wow.

The @codeforamerica annual report is out and it is awesome. http://t.co/FcajF0IzDf

This is still my all-time favorite community ad on Stack Overflow. http://t.co/HmLLoAN1uF

You had me at "Nerdcore Medical" https://t.co/veH0frOzEg

@newFosco yeah that's what I was told in 2011 as well. Best of luck to you!

@newFosco culture is now being written into stone over there. And the culture has deep flaws. Getting into "never fixable" territory.

@douglaspurdy pattern of capriciousness, man. Pattern of capriciousness. Reinforcing all my negative stereotypes. http://t.co/bVkL2uaP7q

"Facebook exhibited a pattern of capriciousness that eroded developers’ faith" http://t.co/bVkL2uaP7q

Facebook has a peculiarly selfish, amoral view of what the word "hacker" means.

Facebook is right under Oracle in the dimension of "most evil tech companies".

Facebook loves one thing: Facebook. They do not give a fuck about anyone or anything else.

Facebook's supposed "hacker" culture is total and complete horseshit. Exhibit A: http://t.co/Gciwt4xSWf

A hero. "I became the man who wore a sanitary pad" http://t.co/lBuaDMtXX0

this Vanilla Ice / Robin Thicke mashup is seriously the best thing ever https://t.co/TLh9QrZxvl

I had forgotten that Flickr used to say "loves you" in its logo. Yahoo doesn't love anyone, including itself. http://t.co/Ez3R4eFpcT

Caption: "As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast" (via imgur)
http://t.co/a6EMT6QDwU http://t.co…

It's a UNIX system! I know this! http://t.co/x7Wpntvy0n http://t.co/3lKF2rz2G0

"so mtgox didn’t use version control and had SSH keys in their PHP code" http://t.co/2KSu9dqOje

I don't get the world's fascination with the movie Frozen. It's a slightly better version of the movie Tangled... I guess?

"the two highest paying professions with wage equality are in technology (computer scientist and engineer)" http://t.co/XA5ncmYtNJ

Help @zidishainc fund an entrepreneur in Africa. $10 donated for every tweet or RT! https://t.co/g477OmJYI4 #zidisha

You should be dancing http://t.co/KJTD83p6An

Ship's cat https://t.co/VR3HIu9Mqo

It’s very rewarding when someone up votes your 5 year old answer on StackOverflow. 5 minutes 5 years ago is still helping someo…

Beat me. Whip me. Make me update my apps. https://t.co/iZilxK46mm (via Matt J's facebook feed)

Saw someone on Facebook today refuting nonsense by linking to Skeptics. http://t.co/2vCU0Fr2fL It's working!

negative left margin border blockquotes. I blame Medium for this utterly bullshit trend.

Can someone mansplain to me why the price of a Hershey bar was so weirdly stable until 1970? http://t.co/xTKeXxLGBj http://t.co/k2qt9l8UaQ

Compelling argument for why the Comcast and Time Warner proposed merger is really fantastic: http://t.co/SLaiSqF1Z3

Is @codinghorror responsible for We Built This City being listed as a Hot Song in iTunes?

These simulator games are really getting out of hand. http://t.co/x9nRyGP7QA

meanwhile, at @imgur world headquarters http://t.co/RkohzHYbXZ

Clifford Stoll, yes that Clifford Stoll, asks: Where is Madam Curie's gram or radium today? http://t.co/WfwnBYq4Y7