U+1F639: CAT FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY Dear Unicode Consortium, we need to have a talk about how cats work.

"Nobody is going to be using the web soon." Yep, back to AOL. Here's your fifty free hours and a mule.

My first ever selfie! Also the number you are looking for is "eleven" http://t.co/xW8XSgBF1l

@loydcase I think that blog post answers itself: supporting the ancient Windows XP is a fools errand.

@loydcase and a strong tech support risk. Worth it?

@loydcase 6.43% is "a lot"?

@loydcase Windows XP? Seriously?

I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter - bitter," he answered; "But I like it Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart."

Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Tick, Trick und Track in German? That is the most wonderful thing I will read today, quitting while I am ahead.

We who have so much http://t.co/k4uM7v2saw

New post: Stop monitoring whether or not your service is up!: 99 percent of all monitoring that I see being do... http://t.…

Sign o' the Times: I am way more concerned about old versions of Android than IE.

@seriouspony every time you post these Icelandic ponies I see http://t.co/eyyVOpVrVC

it pains me to say this, but the excellent http://t.co/YfqaQcDANO site needs to be updated for mobile -- to nag old Android browsers.

If you haven't looked into Rocksmith (learning real guitar) lately, the latest iteration is solid! http://t.co/KKGNqjnXF4

“It looks like a future where your best bet to get things running fast in a browser is to do non-web things.” http://t.co/KvP1m…

#ndfnz @debhowes shows learning pyramid shows retention rates for different types of learning http://t.co/sDojBeoKzm

Does Amazon do this thing to you, too, where they demand chargers/cables with trade-in items, then fail to return them with the device?

ICYMI: MLK was a Trekkie: http://t.co/EzaO7lgymS (warning will cause ;_;)

Was the experiment with five monkeys, a ladder, a banana and a water spray conducted? http://t.co/vTfkMb5Tyw

Yeah, bringing a Thermal Detonator to the next meeting I want to end early. http://t.co/LZqa80IUJH

We remember things as better -- and way less scary -- than they actually were. Maybe today isn't so scary either?

It is incredible how efficiently people optimize their level of outrage to their complete lack of real problems. Go get some!

I... I.. sometimes get the lyrics for Funky Cold Medina and Wild Thing mixed up. I am officially old now.

are there any new Android devices of significance which *don't* use Chrome as the default browser?

I would definitely buy an Xbox One just for a next-gen Kinect Party, Kinect Mini Ninjas, etc. Ridiculously stupid fun with kids.

congrats to PS4 and XBone on selling 1 million units! It takes *hours* to sell that many Android and iOS devices!

And windy has stormy eyeees that flash at the sound of li.. WAIT.. NO WINDY! BAD WINDY! BAD! http://t.co/UBKm4nxVNF

deploying Rails is still too hard, is Docker the way forward? http://t.co/0KTwyfn4dT

Costco apologizes for Bibles labeled “fiction” http://t.co/CnBrGFAWh0

@abughat @garybernhardt what now?

When mobile means "using computers anywhere", I am 100% for it. When mobile means "super tiny screen".. not so much.

Having a "mayday" button on your tablet isn't revolutionary. You know what is? Not needing one in the first place.

I'm happy the PS4 and XBone launched so now PC games won't all be watered down halfassery to accommodate ancient 2005 era consoles

97X.. BAM! The future.. of rock and roll. http://t.co/i3plQ3yS7q

The amazing story of Musink http://t.co/NaqsHR4o8M

Dude cookin' -- what's the best way to boil water? http://t.co/7EaKCpfQOT

This should be a wake up call, but it's not. http://t.co/JXMS2tMJAC

Who should the next executive director of the Wikimedia Foundation (Wikipedia) be? When you think "leadership" and "Wikipedia", who?

Yet another zero day vBulletin vulnerability: http://t.co/2fdRKjcf4o

You know, both the PS4 and XBone launch lineups are kind of underwhelmZZZzzzzzzzz z z

These people buying $7.99 yearly "subscriptions" to WinZip should probably invest in Old Glory robot insurance too http://t.co/pYQkaqKeKy

"the works of highest quality were all produced by the group being graded for quantity" http://t.co/jhWewi2CQa

@falameufilho the joyful squeals of other people's children are almost as good. ALMOST.

Just set up a recurring monthly $25 donation to The Internet Archive, such a force for good on the 'net http://t.co/neV9vT0BYO

Imagine if you could love other adults as much as you love your children. Or even yourself.

Children are absurd amounts of work, but their little squeals of joy are the purest drug I've ever experienced. http://t.co/fzK700JIy1

OK I tried to use the Windows 8.1 email app. It is still a cancer. Back to GMail web interface.

Man, the Aquabats Super Show season 2 is unobtanium on the Internet, for love or money. How does this happen?

Batkid Fights Crime in the Mean Streets of San Francisco For His Make-A-Wish Dream http://t.co/cBxANtLang #SFBatKid

"I found you on the web, googling for 'I love JavaScript'. You came up first :)"

@codinghorror I’m not convinced Rob Ford is actually Canadian. He’s fat, drunk, arrogant & unapologetic. Sounds American to m…

I'm pretty sure SOMEBODY owes us an apology for Rob Ford. But who?

Great news for people that love information trapped in books http://t.co/sWMQjaFAcI

Based on the demo, The Stanley Parable is like being trapped in a mildly amusing Monty Python skit. I suppose that's.. something.

Sooo pumped for the PS4 launch. Not getting one, but thinking I'll build a low-end gaming PC to replicate the experience.

I see your http://t.co/559PbJVo36 and raise you http://t.co/xvQ0CsyhpE http://t.co/dldS0eDFTV

iPad Air is very, very fast but when it takes 3 seconds for every app and tab to reload due to 1 GB low memory pressure, does it matter?

Congrats to Google on their launch of Portable Native Client! http://t.co/cJgx7ds34w

@Sinistersnare you think we should write it in assembly language for maximum performance? How about we tape out custom hardware?

@twitosh if you read the first post in that topic closely it has the information you seek

Unfortunately, Nexus 5 and Android 4.4 only marginally faster in @discourse, still 3x or 4x slower than iOS. http://t.co/AHTzTgsW7j

This is so sick and SO AMAZING!!! http://t.co/V55X3JCua6 #dadops

Kinect is a riot with kids. Always felt at the ragged edge of its capability, anxious to see what Xbone v2 brings. http://t.co/cXkCu4xDAR

Just lost half a week's worth of unbacked-up code to like four errant vi keystrokes. Why do I do programming in Hardcore m…

Noob question: if I decide I like this Nexus 5 can I just transfer my iPhone 5 sim into it?

HTG Reviews the CODE Keyboard: Old School Construction Meets Modern Amenities http://t.co/ChfWa8TDaG

Best wallpaper ever: http://t.co/ePWMQyfPx1 . (If, like me, you believe 2 types of programmers: http://t.co/TzNVJVpK2R ) /cc…

Wow this Tiny Death Star / Tiny Tower game is the grindiest game ever. How is this fun?

What did it feel like to program an Apple II computer? It felt like this: http://t.co/KLW8Oyw4jW

Damn son you watched the *hell* out of that Game of Thrones episode! Much respek! #ACHIEVEMENTUNLOCKED

I love the second-based scale @brendangregg used in "Systems Performance". L3 cache 43s, SSD 2-6 days. Very obvious http://t.…

On Xbox One we can now get achievements for... watching television. I'm calling it, we have officially reached peak gamification.

They just said we can use electronics throughout the flight. OVERPRIVILEGED PEOPLE WITH NO REAL STRUGGLES, WE DID IT!!!

What?! WHAT?!?!! iPhone Ear Shaped Case… http://t.co/kofOY9hCur http://t.co/oqjea8ZAmm

Stack Overflow logo on weapons in Battlefield 4! http://t.co/LYhnqTMmqZ

Wife: "Need help posting content to this old site." "It's PHP. You have to remove all apostrophes" "How could that possi…

it's crazy that we have no other low-end short format movie codec than GIF. I guess that's why Vine exists?

you broke my heart
you broke the rules
you broke the internet
you broke me

#GooglePoems http://t.co/VZhwLluuRo

"I can't believe I found a coherent and comprehensive argument in a forum topic about guns" http://t.co/p32uDe0sWT

@zekepliskin @Nelus08 it was very sluggish. iPad3 was barely faster than 2, but had 4x the pixels to push..

@dozba I AM TIRED OF YOUR LIES, TELL THE TRUTH DZIUBA. You knew about all of this all along.

@dozba I think you knew about this all along. Stop denying it, you're complicit.

@dozba well that's no fun

@dozba keys from grey market, bought in different locales for cheaper price? Risky

Much Loved http://t.co/YlBw01w9ap

@dozba you are subtly reinforcing all my racist stereotypes of cod players

@dozba battlefield 4 bro, real men are full spectrum land/sea/air warriors

The iPad 5 (air) is four times faster than the iPad 3. Can you remember the last time laptops got 4x faster in 2 years? Me neither.

Wow, pay what you want for Batman: Arkham games. These are absolute classics, must play. Fear3 isn't bad either. https://t.co/CMz06XuSFb

So why do you think I should work for the National Security Agency? http://t.co/yJ26M0YisL

The iPad Air reaches a critical performance milestone: it is finally fast enough to render http://t.co/9G40mMdKIe acceptably

there's still no way to set a larger display font in Windows 8.1 mail? (the font "setting" appears to affect composed outgoing mail only)

"hello there new community member, check out our fabulous collection of heads-on-a-pike!" http://t.co/6Ygq1qNS7i

The irony of Bay Trail tablets is that they are the only inexpensive tablets fast enough to actually run iTunes

Complaint-Driven Development: identify the 10 things users complain about most in your software, and fix those things. It works.

JavaScript all the things http://t.co/QzqAD9sTqz

Binary trees - they really exist!! http://t.co/aQOIpDj8ne (via @IAmMarth)

@DoktorFunken @scottwasson mods baby, MODS! That is what being a PC user is all about! http://t.co/i5QktloH2R

The gold LEGO http://t.co/OpKRORU9l8