today I learned Firefox and Chrome are both using a sharpen filter on zoomed images, osx and win http://t.co/ot7xmqBh1t

Startup advisory model befitting needs. Very cool @firstround https://t.co/2swMhd0WoK

Wow, the worst people on Reddit are flipping out. Here's why: http://t.co/7kfWeJ8Syn The slug in that Verge URL sums it up.

"they aren’t my problems; they were just dumped in my lap, along with a canvas sack with a $ sign on it" http://t.co/QwZRU9k3pg

"only 15 percent [of success] is due to technical knowledge" http://t.co/w1cwf9vIBx

this baby simulation is all too real https://t.co/extCpf73Og

One of the 3 year old twins is still working out this whole "smile for class photo" thing http://t.co/4S9ApC4I5k

Basher Blocker Bomber Builder Climber Digger Floater Miner http://t.co/s2flVQCtIi

@codinghorror http://t.co/YIeNZIVvMf

McKinney cop resignation is insufficient. Need a picture of triumphant 15 year old black girl in bikini holding *him* down

STORYTIME IS OVER! BACK TO YOUR WORK!

I was like, "I don't know what's wrong with me either, but I know PROGRAMMING = LOVE AND IF THAT IS WRONG I DONT WANNA BE RIGHT"

And then, due to that program, we were sweethearts and got married! Haha nope she just looked at me weirdly from that day on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it was really funny because it was super obvious who the secret admirer was. The dork who writes programs for fun in class

so @pamelafox just reminded me: I built an Apple // BASIC program to tell a girl she had a secret admirer (me). On a floppy disk. She ran it

"It’s my job to make sure that I don’t have a job." http://t.co/kpgNVFDDLW

Why do zebras have stripes? Flies. http://t.co/YGo6hdRaW8

10TB hard drives! http://t.co/1NqVmiYHWy

Whitespace in a design is not "wasting space", it is indeed used. http://t.co/CecSaqtqZg

In case you curious what's up with this Dankey Kang meme http://t.co/h4ItV14yhF

so instead of trying to schedule my day with todo lists, I could just use this, and it's so simple
http://t.co/jy0Z4rps40 b…

Discourse is listed in Product Hunt today! http://t.co/81YQzXa417

Amazingly comprehensive map of every country in the world that uses the MMDDYYYY format http://t.co/aNFOHW3oiC

Guys this is an "Apple Watch" I could get behind http://t.co/EHMl1eeKTC

Citizens, this ZZ Top song is published for your benefit by a sub-section of the Music Department https://t.co/GZ0wvMGHzS

“Keep in mind these aren’t real journalists. They’re tech journalists”

@krisaubuchon the Reno 911 action roll

#hashtags http://t.co/tcnxv39Cmk

Per request watching Mary Poppins with the kids, that Dick van Dyke "cockney" accent is just brutal. BRUTAL http://t.co/0Q3PDhTaSe

@howtogeek wow

Devs at @stackexchange get new machines every 2 years. Some *really* take advantage of it: http://t.co/qKbFZPe0si by @Nick_Craver

Strapping yourself to an engine with wheels -- still a wee bit dangerous http://t.co/zP4fVdzV1A http://t.co/UAoM6d9Iah

Never have I seen someone more in need of an astromech droid. https://t.co/xIxZSCGVIe

Answer on test I'm grading: A retrovirus can be identified by its 60's or 70's appearance.

In time... it trains your mind http://t.co/ELzVscJ3LO

Frustrated NSA Now Forced To Rely On Mass Surveillance Programs That Haven’t Come To Light Yet http://t.co/WZ0KUvTYDa http://…

If you're ever in Silicon Valley I highly recommend visiting the @ComputerHistory museum http://t.co/pkIL8DaGen

So my working theory is that if you assemble enough enterprise software ads, an airport spontaneously forms around them.

supposed to be about my son graduating from K, accidentally about how rapidly smartphone cameras are improving http://t.co/ylYkE8x60f

this is also why "everyone should learn to code!" set off so many red flags for me. If everyone "needs" to code, we have failed. utterly.

The smartest programmers I know understand that their job is to put themselves out of a job. http://t.co/jzoNF5Gxkc

In one hour my Reddit AMA starts, get your questions in now: http://t.co/kD9BzDhxxm

“Sorry mom I can’t come celebrate your birthday, a recruiter told me I needed to be working on my Stack Overflow reputatio…

On the 33rd anniv. of WRATH OF KHAN--9/24/81 Hollywood Reporter ad paid for by the Concerned Supporters of Star Trek. http:…

I, pictured, will be doing a Reddit /r/programmerchat AMA tomorrow at 1pm PST, 4pm EST: http://t.co/w8bo5mipTK http://t.co/hbCpVwpgF9

In today's episode of insane commenter stories: http://t.co/MsAxLI6rmn

Playing with the kids: Lego Batman 3 has great graphics, but the TT Lego game mechanics have gotten.. kind of repetitive by now

Pictures of babies are the best. This is what the future will feel like.

Finished writing something that’s been on my brain for a while -
“The Knot of Anxiety and the Circle of Influence”. http://t.co…

Citizens, ZZ Top is for your enjoyment https://t.co/vV79qzhabk

@TReed0803 you are dead to me

I am jonesing for Skylake so hard right now

A mutual love of Hawaiian pizza was one of the things that brought @codinghorror and I together. 🍕💞 https://t.co/D09XdR6wBJ

6 years, 10 months ago ♥ Stack Overflow http://t.co/VUwbnXJN86

remember citizens, there is only ZZ Top https://t.co/Cap2WsHHR4

@chrismckee no no, in the morning, read the scrollback, like 100-150 lines typically

per @kottke, the average person's smartphone background. This is why mine is always black. none more black. http://t.co/79KgCdCIil

There are 5-6 people on our team, we're not that chatty, and we regularly have "did not read overnight chat" issues. So uh yeah.. chat.

Fallout 4 shut up and take my money! http://t.co/IJhYg5hC3r

"20 minutes later I pulled from a machine the shining, perfect body of a semiautomatic rifle http://t.co/vy9Y1OKF4v http://t.co/b9ohAzb1V7

Doctor, am I going to make it? http://t.co/uV138y7KCm http://t.co/kZ5rVLmYtF

The first US copyright law turned 225 this week! Happy birthday to it but DO NOT SING THE SONG IT IS VERY TOUCHY ABOUT THE SONG

Smart. Deliver value or don't take money. Steam offers refunds for games played under 2 hours http://t.co/njgcXVrY2E htt…

Discourse 1.3 released! Anonymous mode, OS notifications, mute, better polls, post approvals and so much more! http://t.co/o…

"And did I mention EFL is the basis of all applications on Tizen?" http://t.co/1ZIyyYXdTr

This VHS music mix is incredible https://t.co/jxXpujqAJT

"this is the 3rd time the PowerShell team has attempted to support SSH" the internal culture wars http://t.co/VpCYfhhMGy

I have decided that I should be put in charge of everything. I hope you like ZZ Top as much as I do. If not, you will.

OMG this is so tempting, if I could specify what they put on the sign... http://t.co/NtJJsurHUe

"Password length must be between 6 and 14 characters". I long to see the end of passwords in my lifetime.

Not sure about the future of Slack. Chat is *super* hard to scale socially to larger groups. I'm not even sure it's possible.

Resident Evil 4 mastered in-game difficulty (By shutting up about it) http://t.co/nfhCoYPZJu http://t.co/SUYyg2NIq7

Loving the Tim Cook. Huge fan. http://t.co/AoVvSUevVg

Please add yourself and share!! I'm starting a directory of women in tech to speak at events http://t.co/u2sYVOE5EY http://t.…

http://t.co/8fbhnoYHJK is a pretty much complete overview of the porting of Donkey Kong and how it is playable emulators. A+…

Really puts life on Earth into perspective. http://t.co/nLSI5Xjh9q

I just got the biggest physics boner http://t.co/vnJSzjiOKK

Gold is best. GOLD IS BEST! http://t.co/VlPFv4S5AV

"A tin was sold for €124,000 at Sotheby's on May 23, 2007" http://t.co/BpTYeE5Yb4

being a jerk is not a good life strategy, but being afraid to *ever* be a jerk is a much worse life strategy.

Podcast idea: A podcast that’s only 85% about Apple Watch for a change.

Very vivid earthquake dreams. I was at some job with a data center inside and a bunch of giant gas pipes outside. Thanks, subconscious!

I am greatly ensaddened that I cannot buy this for @jarrod_dixon http://t.co/qHaJ15RFjc

Watching Hamster Kia Soul ads on Youtube with my 6 year old. And he noted "We're watching an ad for an ad". You're right son. We're in hell.

I always enjoy quiet log time https://t.co/QAh3B0uTEB

I guess Google Inbox is the culmination of their 2012 acquisition of Sparrow? I approve of these activities.

Hot Wheels: Astro Funk http://t.co/25jdKz1mOk

"being fully self-deceived gets you further" http://t.co/yw0YoyhoXB

Oh man Silicon Valley has been so great this season.

Finally. http://t.co/3nhziv7NeR

At one point my dad's DeLorean was repossessed. True story, most 80s thing that ever happened to me.

Most interesting thread I've read on Twitter this year https://t.co/R2eDl45Wp4

Google Inbox is so much better than the old janky Gmail app. Recommended.

Unlimited photos could be stored with original quality with @googlephotos if they would only use Pied Piper compression inst…

College Has Gotten 12 Times More Expensive in One Generation http://t.co/RTHCdVeyHo http://t.co/wXX2EYGBcU

Meanwhile, in India http://t.co/rHKwH016w1

@krisaubuchon http://t.co/kZwxo1mvp0

Phenomenal video on the story of Tengen: Atari Games vs. Nintendo - Gaming Historian https://t.co/y8bm7b1Ep1 via @YouT…

This is nuts. Drug overdoses have risen steadily, now regularly kill more Americans than traffic accidents. http://t.co/iMJhV0ju9z

"the best mobile user interface may be the one that can be bypassed most effectively" http://t.co/akPY3hNaiv