Are we *sure* Antonin Scalia isn't one of the aliens from V? http://t.co/94ekOZpQey http://t.co/xhAEfakv9L

"I'm the CEO, co-founder, and inventor of Stack Overflow, I'm gay, American, and married..." http://t.co/1pIR7i5jUm

Hey, Paul Rudd, let's take a look at this clip from your latest movie. https://t.co/ciCqn5tCGB

I saw someone wearing this t-shirt on BART today. I said to him "Mac, you mean like.. iOS?" http://t.co/BRHiRNemLf http://t.co/TfU3xHwHoX

I pray to the Apple RAM gods that the iPhone 6s+ has 2GB RAM, like the iPad Air 2. I will even buy it off contract if it does.

Top 3 James Bond movie songs: 1) Nobody Does It Better 2) Live and Let Die 3) Goldfinger https://t.co/6lo0GIHZUb

I am a reading-is-fundamentalist, committed to the eradication of illiteracy "by any means necessary" http://t.co/MErOU7sxxb

BIG NEWS! I'd like to announce our new corporate mission statement: "Who authorized spending time on this crap? You're all fired."

@ID_AA_Carmack I don't think your new vision tracking system is going to get wide adoption. http://t.co/HOYuFwEklh

46 reasons my.. twin.. 3 year olds are freaking out. Probably at the same time. http://t.co/zDejUZ8wxr

As much as Uber, the company, is kind of .. ethically challenged.. the struggle is a symptom of something deeper. http://t.co/yJrYiv2E8W

So you want to be an entrepreneur? That's great. Step one, believe all your own bullshit. No matter what. Steps 2-10, see step #1.

Parent camps out for 16 days to get his kid a spot in Kindergarten: “That won’t be us. We’ll find another way” https://t.co/t3aIVIVN7c

"If you were clever and patient enough, you could beat any character with any other character. That was skill." http://t.co/wdD8EIXC2K

@codinghorror WE WILL NEVER TWEET YOU A JOKE OR WISECRACK. If you receive one, contact your information security officer immediat…

first it was giant red "email wire fraud alert". Now auto-disabling all foreign wire transfers unless you explicitly enable it on account.

funny to observe Citibank Online and progressive level of foreign wire transfer UI hysteria. Are people really this gullible?

.@taylorswift13 while your at it, can you please ask Apple to make it so you can delete the "Stocks" app? Thanks in ad…

I heard the only true game is Dark Souls. Everything else is Cow Clicker.

I know I am super late to this party, but Steam streaming (playing a PC game remotely) works amazingly well. http://t.co/sLcVw1aBQP

If you outlaw Lawn Darts, only outlaws will have Lawn Darts. https://t.co/n5C7RiNwbL

Codr is Google Docs for Code: a shared work surface for developers http://t.co/wdpWqvd9nR

Guys we need to have a talk about the militarization of police in this country http://t.co/W3Ke2r06LD

Markdown dorks, please weigh in on the #hashtag debate: http://t.co/U6SgtoTZ4W

Ten Years of Automattic http://t.co/17u4iUir1v

Here's a review on a cast iron skillet. It's the best review of a skillet I have ever seen. http://t.co/JCTpbtOLfR

whatever happened to fun? https://t.co/HeCNg4drqI

The "DVD queue" function of Netflix is hilarious. The idea of someone sending me these tedious physical shiny plastic discs *in the mail*

Does .sucks suck? Tell us: https://t.co/SS38gM8Beq powered by @discourse

FizzBuzz as a Service! http://t.co/GZQQhEB0dV

If anyone tries to echo that "can't moderate because liability" BS, fire them. From your whole world. Preferably through an airlock.

If “the lawyers” say you can’t edit out an obscenity or remove a rude or abusive post without massive legal liability http://t.co/1uLu9XB0dm

This is why you either moderate your comments, or do not have comments http://t.co/5MWMnuD5PV

Video-game sales may reach $92bn this year—more than films and recorded music combined http://t.co/aZZBRF58IS http://t.co…

Loss aversion matters: $.05 tax triples % of shoppers who BYO bag, $.05 bonus has no effect http://t.co/zT5kagh381 http:/…

"It’s the assembly language programming game you never asked for!" http://t.co/F2Pra6Bcme

At http://t.co/NgjAWA01mD in San Jose -- real Jamaican food + Ting! http://t.co/bamMOXhMqz

Remember, “working” means “people will really use it in practice” http://t.co/NY8HdnhHmV via @natfriedman

Yeah, we’re still pretty sure we can run #stackoverflow/#stackexchange off of one database and web server. http://t.co/7yq…

Obama is right: gun violence is much worse in the US than other advanced countries http://t.co/gVU2XGNEfj http://t.co/UFWWoI…

Kindle Voyage says "typical" read time for Game of Thrones book 2 is a whopping 20 hours. At my reading speed it shows ~11 hours estimated.

Started reading the Game of Thrones book two. Saw the page count (1040). Saw my Kindle Voyage battery life meter. Winter is coming.

In my experience, it takes three years to build the product you originally had in mind when you started.

The real truth of modern PC gaming http://t.co/KVhrilyTDn

Obama is fucking OVER IT http://t.co/QbMkAZE09n

This is what it looks like when computers dream http://t.co/xIqwzVlipd

Indie devs: imagine some do-nothing middleman took 90+% of your app income, plus also kept all of your source code. That’s rec…

Myst, but with a rocket launcher. And destructible everything.

@krisaubuchon http://t.co/9RVtCni6ox

"Success = displacing the evil thing that used to be in your place." -@codinghorror http://t.co/RAHuieuQtV

A question that smart leaders ask their teams: "What would you do if you were me?" https://t.co/o4mHHmXbDv …

Trixie
A message to you, Trixie
A message to you http://t.co/3jjVNISA1H

Uber better start investing heavily in driverless cars.. http://t.co/tlBySMRcyw

Current status: watching the design team at @stackexchange go through 5 stages of grief over moving our font stack from Helvetica…

Boarding a plane to Newark. Looking forward to it, I heard Newark is the "good part" of NYC. Ok turning my phone off for the flight!

you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter https://t.co/5ediKE3tRe

Jeff Atwood (Mr @codinghorror) spoke at Webstock ’10 about building Stack Overflow:

http://t.co/9nSjsagZPj

TL;DR http://t.co/x8OnITuBdT

FACT: the average person is in direct contact with at least five ghost butts at any given time http://t.co/s8LB4IoNsN http://t.co/CGEo1rgUe1

@jamesashley not the same; AR maps to things in the real world as an overlay

Even though I am skeptical, I have to admit that Minecraft could be the "killer app" for hololens AR that traditional VR lacks

"it’s an underwater robot with lasers that runs Node.js, Linux and Arduino!" http://t.co/VQYvgZprii

a floppy disk included with Billy Idol's 1993 "Cyberpunk" https://t.co/9UxP4qHlNr

Rock Band 4 pre-orders are live! October 6th. http://t.co/8g8qh5oICM

"he even took his iPads into the shower so he could monitor his games through the plastic bags" http://t.co/AgCcH9uOJr

Look at all the vibrant search engine competition out there! People are just Binging it until their fingers bleed! http://t.co/ZSt174I6L9

Slack's fake Markdown "support" is a continual source of surprise and unamusement. I now blame @mathowie

"It’s hard not to think of barrels of cash burning." http://t.co/ZVsealZupa

@krisaubuchon ehhh not really it is out of your FOV. Same problem "keyboard" displays have

The Mr. Bubble foam soap experiments will continue until morale improves http://t.co/Z1O08T3D0u

I am in charge of bath science at our house http://t.co/R4vStClcoh

"Most people are neither for you or against you, they are thinking of themselves" http://t.co/4B8qdukRn2

Number one communication tip for dudes: stop trying to fix the "problem" in conversation. Do not even try. That only makes it worse.

The new generation gap might be: do you have any interest in watching strangers play video games?

@kadavy "How to Talk So Kids Will Listen & Listen So Kids Will Talk", h/t @codinghorror http://t.co/GXBpHZf3wM useful we…

@Gargron not sure, ask @eviltrout

@Gargron don't know, but we update it reguarly. Look at the checkins. We use meta.discourse not github issues

@Gargron I believe Onebox is under a more permissive license

Not being dead forever is underrated.

The AMA just voted to end personal belief exemptions to vaccines. http://t.co/fFOH4w9iRy http://t.co/7tzmI3yYkr

I have long fantasized about Apple burning down the Internet of ads. https://t.co/PrSvmZGbYR

Amazon Allowance http://t.co/COXu2DXOEV

1,100 sq ft house in Palo Alto for $2.5M? Totally normal. Move along. https://t.co/tlqv0Cum6T

We had a bug in Discourse where all JS assets were 3x larger than they should be. For months. Nobody noticed including us. Size matters?

Here's your weekend watch: an extensive history of the BBS, the internet before the internet http://t.co/39kOMbu9UZ http://t.c…

Super happy I have nothing to do with the music industry other than playing Rock Band 4 http://t.co/dcxhXETJBS

How I react to Reddit users angry that hate communities are being banned from Reddit https://t.co/0LnjBCI9O7

Wanting to delete an account or address book entry because it nearly autocompletes one you use all the time. Is there a German word for this

There are no winners in the Our Features can Beat Up Your Features game, aka Enter The Feature Matrix http://t.co/UPBhNS4PTP

Copying to clipboard in JavaScript might get a little less crazy soon -- http://t.co/gzPVuzkAuR

Jeff Atwood's advice for new programmers: "Endeavor to be the dumbest guy/gal in the room" @ITworld http://t.co/H8kGOngPvY

@JustinAkehurst are you offering one? ;)

Racked this 110lb, 4u, 24 drive, 4 psu, 2 controller, 9 Ethernet redundant thing today. Tie Bomber? http://t.co/ks4GA98KGZ

@DanCast http://t.co/NgWTZW6URO

This is not, surprisingly, a parody: you can now buy farming simulator controllers http://t.co/8kuUim7Jjk http://t.co/IqvCYaBTAY

@jezenthomas "boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him."

I give new @discourse hires a secret test, I offer them an iPad Air 2 of any color, and if they pick anything but gold they are fired

super looking forward to our 2015 Discourse team world meetup in Australia. I hear they have a really good Outback Steakhouse there.

Possible it is bicubic filtering as well. Not a good choice for images getting bigger though. http://t.co/7CBjSFzoz3