This t-shirt so perfectly captures "I was in high school, man!" for me http://t.co/3jhq7nzRzc

Welcome to the Internet of Compromised Things http://t.co/lBMwljmQTq http://t.co/3DZJAqYCOv

Comic Sans is the only *good* font.

I measured it and I sit about 26" from my monitors. http://t.co/jcYgUnJdK3

Hmm, per http://t.co/3t3pWRJl7a a 28" 4k monitor "becomes retina" at a viewing distance of 22 inches or more. http://t.co/fsfP8xu64v

A 4k (3840 x 2160) 28" monitor is 157 PPI -- To be "retina" 300 PPI, resize to 15" or double res to 7680 x 4320. http://t.co/eJQuzNCoZC

A beautiful piece:
"Built for Eternity" http://t.co/ySKci2GkYb

Slack chat searching is the worst. Nature of the chat beast, though. Often easier to just scroll up, read, and pray.

Good news for bees, flowers, and people https://t.co/kVVq1sxbhp

Change we can believe in http://t.co/VgTjckf5Pa

Focus and Drive, Ep3. Thanks to @izs and @codinghorror. Leaving startups, new roles, running people over, and more! https:…

"I love Vim in 2014. It's like living in a medieval village, and being able to hear the roar of cars in the distance" …

How Choice of Games went from 2,000 monthly active users to 16,000 in a single year with Discourse http://t.co/2N6G4Cb56N

git push origin master --force http://t.co/ZzyQDxzsGU

pulling the trigger on a set of 3 Asus PB279Qs https://t.co/dlLjkYHDzq

In fact North korea just wanted @jonskeet to release a new version of #NodaTime http://t.co/74id6CFez6

Plus, kind of crazy to have first black president, first female president right in a row like that. Social change!

It might be kind of awesome if the honey badger was president. Different, at least.

Why is WOFF2 support so dismal? http://t.co/ajXJtG28GY https://t.co/gdKrEYyOP5

Just a reminder that remotely installed router malware is a very, very real thing now. My advice: upgrade.

Punctuation. Is. Important. http://t.co/tigB21HvuA

This debate stage is crying out for trapdoors

The CODE keyboard with Cherry MX Blue switches! I feared his day might never come @codinghorror. Go. Go now! http://t.co/…

so when will the i7-6700k actually be, y'know, available for purchase like the motherboards are?

“[Tinder] is unprecedented from an evolutionary standpoint.” http://t.co/vkzBHPdNIk

@howtogeek yeah I noticed that, WTF, feels like a bug?

@hickeroar ohhh cool maybe they added it! I need to check the iOS Inbox app.

One of the things I dislike about the otherwise great Google Inbox is no "delete all spam now" option. I just like to watch it burn.

Coming from my beloved G9x, I can solidly recommend the 502 after a few weeks living with it. http://t.co/qQyYQZdhFB

Hetfield: sleep with no eyes open. http://t.co/T7kDa9lpQW http://t.co/HE9RZGkIYA

VR, in its current form, might be a tad overhyped. http://t.co/M9uU3F4W8e http://t.co/TaZkzSHHVp

Man I hope the Surface Pro 4 is Skylake with M.2 (PCI express) storage finally. Apple has been doing this for year(s) already?

@cineboxandrew not running Z170 though. haswell peasantry

All right, Skylake. Now I can finally build a system with a SSD connected via PCI express like God intended. http://t.co/8qEyNQODQE

Tufte CSS: http://t.co/AACFYG3L8v

So Reddit CEO says they banned racist subs because it caused bad publicity & made people not want to work at Reddit. http://t.c…

Ok now the Australians are just straight up trolling us http://t.co/2pqCQCaLUB

@codinghorror http://t.co/Fo9heKOBXK

You want 3D? I'LL GIVE YOU 3D https://t.co/PoYnwTU03g

I Tried VR and It Was Just OK http://t.co/M9uU3F4W8e

I want to live in a world where I never have to look at another FizzBuzz solution ever again. One per week. Still. http://t.co/zfP2kWsP1t

Probably my very favorite/most inspirational thing in Tech today: Stock Options? Don’t Need ‘Em!Coding For Uncle Sam! http:…

@Steve_Spence haswell refresh. Same as haswell

Here is what the last 5 years of desktop and laptop CPU performance looks like. Pretty exciting, right? http://t.co/K4XTXi2SLu

Batman is such a forum troll http://t.co/Iz0yvniLpZ

Fascinating insider history on the polygraph http://t.co/l2lvnKQtGV

2008 I'll sell apps for $2.99 & make millions 2010 At $0.99 I'll make $1000s 2012 Ads might cover my rent 2014 Kickstart …

If you think Windows XP's "luna" default theme was bad (and it was) even OS X has its hidden early shame.. http://t.co/OAIGJkxL3p

Oooh the RAT Pro X! A mouse only a PC gamer could love. Still, I kinda want one! http://t.co/hd2Ew460YS http://t.co/vPS9G6sbAF

Focus and Drive, Ep. 2 featuring @codinghorror and @izs. Quality discussion about work/life here. https://t.co/RZNQ1KTtwI

this fascination with AIs is like the depiction of flying cars in the 1930s. Hey guess what, 100 years later, still no flying cars.

if you're coding from a dark place right now and you wanna reverberate with ennui, may I recommend https://t.co/Y4X09x9j1b

Pac Man is in a bad place these days. http://t.co/ZXite8thGQ

Pure black chicken (inside and out!) proves what we always knew: looks matter http://t.co/OShWjpFk0a

Crazy demoscene coders build a new IBM PC demo so complex it is literally un-emulate-able, requires original 1984 PC https://t.co/ie7h8Vv293

American Barbarian has a retro Kamandi vibe https://t.co/MiOrqem67d http://t.co/7Gxly1exga

Three is an interesting age for a child. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. There was a whole lot of screaming involved.

What should our next menu item be? Pizza? Tacos? Bags of blow? Fettuccini? Just kidding. Arbys isn't interested in your…

I was shocked about the Mario cloud/bush equivalence, and now I learn they are on a repeating pattern... https://t.co/22…

What kind of animal would use tabs instead of spaces http://t.co/W8ksisFoV2

@howtogeek I think Windows 8 might have been the most hated version of Windows ever. I really do.

I think analysts might be underestimating the rebound effect Win10 will have on market share. Puts the "Windows" back in Windows and "free"

I said lady / step inside my Hyundai

this is still the greatest rhyming couplet of all time
https://t.co/FdeoqkGuDw

I need to go back in time and convince Mark Zuckerberg to build Facebook in Lisp, so it would have failed.

@Keith_Rousseau it's facebook, dude. No fucks given about anybody but Facebook.

@Keith_Rousseau they totally fucked us at Stack Overflow, so they don't get a pass from me.

On a scale from Oracle (pure evil) to your grandmother (pure goodness), Facebook is awfully close to Oracle. https://t.co/3AEI7nnqkn

No one wants to talk about the things that hitchhiking robot had to do to stay alive as long as he did.

You're a driver. You're a winner. Things are gonna change, you can feel it. http://t.co/F9b0PedCqb

There are so many sports I only know how to play because I've only played them in videogames.

@howtogeek I heard you have to disable power management on some network cards, in device manager

A Very Common Coder's Youthful Mistake
http://t.co/0jQSE1gsz1 http://t.co/8O6tGYmFt1

Everybody in the middle east should learn to fight about stuff that really matters, like emacs vs. vim

@newFosco @cdixon @mims I'll definitely try it when it's available. I've worn backpack, full 360 degree rigs before with hand control.

“You can’t see the deal, but you could have your lawyer call our lawyer and we might answer some questions.” http://t.co/EkBQi0JMuO

What people are saying about your pie chart http://t.co/JSx1Qwe76u http://t.co/Y4SeeNz3t2

Super Insects Team Assemble! http://t.co/PjZwt3YDJn http://t.co/yZHQUjSqgu

Great explanation of why Facebook stopped using JSON for their Android app and what replaced it #flatbuffers https://t.co…

I loved the car wash as a kid. So do my children. A machine that gets you clean! http://t.co/1EA3YDhCsV

Superman on car alarms http://t.co/ifPLt4QyiG http://t.co/874USAjHtG

"Ooh looks like the Alien is killing you, (looks at watch) I just remembered, I am very late for an important appointment."

Alien: Isolation more like Pants Crapping Simulator 4000 amirite?

@loydcase ... you will not be missed :)

YEAH WE HAVE A TECHNICAL PROMOTION TRACK IT'S CALLED THE DOOR GET OUT

"each of his teammates is, in a way, Luke Skywalker—a small-town kid who left home to embrace his destiny" http://t.co/Ne7ko5tdlh

@dozba odelay

let's go on a little journey http://t.co/OcPH6TKimh

I expected better JS perf, Edge. Disappoint.

On a slow Intel Atom Bay Trail, Edge Win10 is almost 3x slower than Chrome in Ember 1.11 (1100ms vs 364ms) :(

RIP Roddy Piper. :( http://t.co/FpUqtjp2FI

Bill Nye reads mean tweets https://t.co/QeFN3MXDGp

Some thoughts on sources of power http://t.co/6Gmz5gcFfs

Want to download malware? Choose @Yahoo. http://t.co/nk5mGpFT6J

@2nihon I like the way you think

who's with me http://t.co/ay015tMbWB http://t.co/ZRXFJaZC10

Break your UI. Break your code. Do terrible things to your software. http://t.co/rLhvI4Q13Y http://t.co/JIicWhg98n

@RobGilliam I use Edge on Surface Pro 3, bad news: it's gotten a fair bit worse for touch :(

You think email doesn't scale? I agree. It doesn't. But you know what scales exponentially worse? Chat.

To me the narrative is this: just because I want to speak to you doesn't mean I want to be locked in a room with you. Big, big difference.

And as I said in the comments: "This is what stackoverflow will be about; it is in many ways coding horror 2.0, driven by you, the reader."