Sometimes you just gotta boil the orange sponge donkey, man. http://t.co/ciNvT48dhz

This sloppy "Slack is replacing email!" narrative of live chat == email is .. kinda deeply disturbingly wrong. chat != mail. Never has been.

If you could tattoo only one thing on your face, what would it be?

Just tried to explain technical debt to a customer, had to pull this out again... http://t.co/412LcVbSkN

Private vars in JavaScript: prefix their names with the zero-width space (U+200B) and then people will literally not be abl…

@johnsheehan something we can run locally. Sorry if I was not clear on that.

@krisaubuchon @SnoopDogg PAUL BLART 2 MADE 105 MILLION DOLLARS?

Can anyone recommend a "monitor (x) websites for up/down with webui" repo or script? Not sure we want to reinvent this particular wheel..

"Sounds better when you get the user agreement checked out, doesn't it." http://t.co/KGQ6PrIOYI

Lazyweb: I am looking for a funny comedy bit about a guy in an office who becomes obsessed with reading a software EULA?

Google Chrome font rendering in Windows 10 is way, way better. Almost worth the upgrade just for that.

I am told in my sleep last night I said "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?!? She's too good at her job!"

“Selling stuff online is tedious and horrible, but at some point we got really good at it.”

YES: http://t.co/brgyQVzl…

"So many good choices today but... Anything but PHP, or as I like to call it, Server Herpes." - @codinghorror

"When Google increased paid maternity leave from 12 weeks to 18 weeks, the number of new moms who quit Google dropped by 50…

Doing Terrible Things To Your Code http://t.co/rLhvI4Q13Y

remember when computers used to be AWESOME? http://t.co/mM5T78bSzY

My six year old's comic books openly mock us now http://t.co/Nilb6tve6z

Want to help Encrypt the whole Web? Let's Encrypt (https://t.co/VGwza4AAhp) needs to hire another excellent sysadmin. Remote wor…

Do you know what else kills lions? The relentless persistence of time & the pointless cruelty of life. You'll die the s…

Something happened
Something happened http://t.co/HWyQLAMgwP

errr.. is there any way to use MS Edge browser in fullscreen mode on tablet? I see a lot of wasted toolbar space here.

this cleared up a number of cake-related misconceptions I previously held http://t.co/NAhNPeKx04

The computer I'm having the weirdest upgrade experience with on Win10 is .. cough .. the Surface Pro 3. So *that's* how it's gonna be eh MS

I had avoided looking at Windows 10 to get "surprised" today and it's WAY better than the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of Windows 8.

As a waiter, he made $20,000 a year. Then he took a 3-month course in computer programming http://t.co/kdQ71J0n3G http://t.co…

Want to ask @xprize founder, @PeterDiamandis a question in an interview? Get your questions into http://t.co/M0UeB8XnQA #xpr…

Our long national nightmare of Windows 8 is finally over http://t.co/ag72wrWAqX

This is terrifying, and important -- drowning does not "look" like drowning http://t.co/RfoZD2FEG2

The Hustle Con "code", via @Arr http://t.co/na0aB0Hcp2

Focus and Drive, Episode 1. https://t.co/hqGbU3MXbv http://t.co/ZWfa2oKaKU Thanks @codinghorror and @izs!

It'd be like on Coding Horror if I had Jesse Camp from MTV guest blog. Maybe I should. https://t.co/YOfrgeTksN

the way @zeldman regularly hands his whole Twitter account over to his (teen?) daughter is one of the best things on Twitter

If you thought the Ashley Madison ad on John Oliver this week was funny, don't miss their ad for Cougar Life: https://t.co/9…

Understanding a #redis memory stall? No shortage of #linux memory stats if that is your passion http://t.co/3qjWDobMEC

John Siracusa and Marco Arment keep bugging me about their midnight Windows 10 launch parties. I am only one man! http://t.co/M0OhTl6fEp

"There are no shortcuts, you have to do the work." "Yes, I know, but are there any shortcuts?"

New #eBook #DealofTheWeek by @skrug. Save 64%. Only $12.99. #Web #WebDesign #WebDev #Design http://t.co/rAwFwwLB6j http://t.c…

Spent the last month binge reading Game of Thrones / Ice and Fire every night, I reached the "end" and now, where am I? Who am I? Hold me

I like John Oliver, but I don't get the same genuine sense of outrage from him I got from Jon Stewart. Feels more like talented scriptread.

How we ... don't ... fix bugs at Discourse https://t.co/9ugTYLf37q

@digipi3 6+. Ready Player One was better. This one felt good, but in a very short, kinda pandering to nostalgia way.

I finished the book "Armada". It was good, short, but felt an awful lot like... fan service. I'd still watch the movie ver in a heartbeat.

Citizens, it has come to our attention that there may be a critical lack of ZZ Top in your daily routine: https://t.co/ziWGtgaQmP

THE YEAR IS 2025. JAVASCRIPT FRAMEWORKS OUTNUMBER HUMANS. SENTIENT TODO WEBAPPS SCOUR THE EARTH, HUNTING THE REMNANTS OF…

Can't stop laughing. http://t.co/OK86ZcGZQI

http://t.co/Kxj1cHhOOL http://t.co/ZUeT03OdqK

Just a quick question for you, via @pamelafox https://t.co/ho6E1oclOF

"Dying is easy, comedy is hard." https://t.co/BgNeNXzFim

Facebook throws shade at YouTube when you try to paste its link http://t.co/qqs2tDExKu http://t.co/w7lkSAeEyH

There was zero prior art I could find for any large website using systematic, democratic community elections to select moderators. ZERO

People don't appreciate how unprecedented the Stack Exchange moderator election process is. 100% democratic + open http://t.co/jxtiJB6QTA

Hoard credit, spread blame. Wait. Strike that.. reverse it. https://t.co/W7GXbzWmnR

“Based on these results, we decided to permanently retire the interstitial.” http://t.co/9fdkzxHQOO

Finished book five, book six "sometime between 2015 and 2018" and final book seven? How old is R.R. again? https://t.co/DaHrRlw4XJ

Turns out, Craig is... kind of a jerk https://t.co/1QFtjwYcY0

Washington Post article references Reddit comment and embeds it. Reddit user then edits comment.. http://t.co/uIQCiLuFeg

I will never be able to think of bubble tea in quite the same way again http://t.co/0IqXxY2z1A

Well this looks fun http://t.co/xzKwyLcAZA

Hey look. Something even more exploitative than the NFL. http://t.co/KJqQpkXYM1

since @jongalloway asked what video game soundtracks have aged well: Redneck Rampage https://t.co/cDgc6CxsUj

spongebab nooooo http://t.co/VZ4cJMKnmf

How to design a stop sign https://t.co/DHGcaOZtz3

Non. Stop. Heels. https://t.co/no0YwWNHYh

A better way to express your support and heartbreak over the latest mass gun murder victims is to donate to gun control groups.

thoughts and prayers are great, and all, but they never saved anyone's life.

The U.S. has six time zones, but China only has one?

"So why wouldn’t all founders start by engaging with users individually? Because it’s hard and demoralizing." http://t.co/VZ5oysPCBd

Inspiring. (Note comment is from two years ago.) http://t.co/yMS6C55h3N

good thing they invented the word polymath because 'ughghgh i'm soooo goooood at everyyyythingggg i touch' takes so long t…

Nobody likes reverse centaur http://t.co/uarylY1mJw

I kind of want this just in case I'm not amped or psyched enough at any given time. "Where's your enthusiasm?" (STAB) http://t.co/QHCN72ZxAT

TIL that when you stack two live Cisco 2960X switches, contrary to the docs, the switch may crash. I'll just go change my pants now.

Best. Invention. Ever. https://t.co/wtarrsiTYj I need this so bad

It was worse on iPad Air 1 due to low memory, but browse enough of those pages on Air 2 and inevitable crash + reload, every time.

Was skeptical of this "chunky websites" problem until I tried to browse http://t.co/lzr8Injspq on iPad Air 1 & 2. Repeatable page crashes.

Every day is "what crazy thing did I buy on Amazon for the kids this time" day around here. (It's chocolate) http://t.co/w927aumIo8

"Until proven wrong, assume you are the weak link in any system."

@howtogeek I just read it as generic non-response acknowledgement. I guess I don't trust any company.

@howtogeek so weird that a guy as deeply cynical as you is swayed by that kind of response. I'm surprised!

@howtogeek I'll make a note that "immediately say thanks and you're thinking about it" is a good strategy though ;)

@howtogeek clarification: it is an immediate non-response "I see what you typed! thanks!"

@howtogeek that's a non-response

My little treatise on mousing surfaces, updated for 2015 (including the comments) http://t.co/hYU0lS2Nl2

I haven’t been this excited about a magazine since Yahoo! Internet Life. http://t.co/VLLykSuQEB

When Twitter came for my profile background, I said nothing. Because really, who cares?

Reading through some @_FloridaMan adventures http://t.co/jEisou6QXX

"No predicted apocalyptic events have occurred so far." https://t.co/FIj7328nUK

“We are pleased to offer our guests a taste of the unimaginable horrors that lurk in the briny deep,” http://t.co/K3snVhitzI

How many meetings did you have today? This week? This month? http://t.co/B8gfJO9XIM

Hey #WindowsInsiders, thank you for all of the #Windows10 feedback! Get more #NinjaCat here: http://t.co/pJ8yKNT5Ob http://t.co/…

Today I lived through @codinghorror s principle that meetings are where work goes to die.

That woman who left her three kids at a Waffle House to go drinking -- I'm not saying she should have done it... but I understand.

sideways people, sideways! http://t.co/ajVFcjYXzm

I don't think pointy-hairs fully understand how much Stack Overflow has revolutionized programming. It's the biggest accel…

Remember when we used to think lots of third party browser plugins was a great idea?

Girl, you don't need makeup https://t.co/4FXWHKfMoJ

@Codefury which one do you think should have won?

"There are teens grinding on the dance floor!" http://t.co/diaQaKNDBG http://t.co/KHAI3PKnlY