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Modern infidelity @WumoComicStrip nals it. http://t.co/m7iadllRHN

http://t.co/IivHZZCUbS http://t.co/yK5O1ufR0p

@jonelf @codinghorror https://t.co/9w9V7IxWBh

Available Simulations http://t.co/G0Y69Bl7Ti

Game List http://t.co/nPO52auxi4

Deeds Not Words http://t.co/nri0dmwVcw

current status! will put details in blog post on Monday http://t.co/FcabSTSrs7

"if you leave the user experience up to third parties, they will screw it up. Royally. Every single time." http://t.co/RhCRbOJt2Y

bought someone a new Win10 laptop, told them to go to Task Manager and disable startup tab stuff. "which stuff?" ALL OF IT. And it worked.

Why stealing jokes on social media is a bigger deal than you probably think:
http://t.co/u8hocMsNnx

Breaking the law seems so quaint nowadays http://t.co/a2kj2wYHxA

It is hinted at, but so much of mobile's problems are tied around the idea that good game design is the last thought- htt…

MOVE FAST AND BREAK PEOPLE

If you are in Maryland and have any bent towards the preservation of history, go help @textfiles. http://t.co/a1fTdJ2BXy

"attempting to get information out of those things is like panning for gold in a neverending river of sewage" http://t.co/vcNJoe4YAG

Windows and high DPI can be hilarious at times "I say, kind chaps, can anyone locate my magnifying glass?" http://t.co/SwBR24pcKN

"ice cream flavored with ghost peppers" the nope is strong in this one http://t.co/0rfxCrxlUC

GQ worked hard on their mobile pageload performance.
Results: pageload time is ⬇ 80%. Traffic is ⬆ 80%.
http://t.co/9fbD7…

Coworker With Two Computer Screens Not Fucking Around http://t.co/WSABZVAuy8 http://t.co/dqWnSwLZEo

oh yeah, triple 4k 28" all set up. This is the stuff. This is the way God intended computers to work. Will blog it Monday.

does anyone have a 60fps vs 30fps video that actually runs at 60fps as an mp4 file?

60fps vs 30fps vs 15fps
#gamedev #1gam http://t.co/LDrYUZZZGP

seriously if anyone ever tells you they can't "see" 60 fps, switch their monitor to 30Hz. So so so bad.

Ah, there it is, Windows adapter properties works where nVidia did not. Sweet Jaysus 30hz was terribad http://t.co/x7cXcVD3aK

Weird, confirmed DisplayPort 1.2 connection on both sides, 980ti video card, latest drivers, but can't select 60hz? http://t.co/6pecOmxBCG

Beginning my first foray into triple 4k territory. Still unboxing the rest http://t.co/Vwt29GkDsN

Thank You, Management http://t.co/fUSWouBP8N http://t.co/6bSFgEJTUE

if stackoverflow was for artists "iv shoved the paintbrush up my nose and it wont paint" "try holding it" "no no my nose …

Average marriage age of girls in different Indian states: dramatic increase http://t.co/0Mgod0FizL http://t.co/tOipOLPPLG…

Jeez nobody told me this ultra tiny usb 3.0 key would get hotter than the sun

"no meetings scheduled" is a beautiful day, and should be every day

Every parent has been here https://t.co/CMQeXq3EO5

I just put on my USB headlamp so http://t.co/CVBey5FsxW

“Bad comments are a system failure” by @jessamyn https://t.co/p9S5WcaQu3

I can't even remember 2010. Are we sure that actually happened? It was so long ago

A SSD in Your Pocket, updated for 2015. Now double the capacity and 1.6x the speed! http://t.co/nnezsbCDNs

Check out our new community support site, provided by @discourse https://t.co/cgxJ2hfcYq

It's almost 10:30 am and I haven't argued with anyone yet today. FAIL

May the "phablet" rest in beast. My latest column for @FastCompany. http://t.co/rLFZfWK9Qn

@loydcase they work, I use them all the time.

Heh, you can pay Amazon to sneakernet your data into the cloud. $80 per device, $2.49 per each transfer hour. https://t.co/bDH7SFz6z8

current status, going all in on "The Cloud" .. times like these I wish my comcast cable internet was not 10x asymmetric with tiny uploads

TIL Jimmy Carter called for decriminalization of marijuana while running for president in 1976 (!) http://t.co/Z73QVq8A0F

WYSIWYG can be good and bad. If I don't like you, uh.. you will know. I don't hide it. Works in both directions though!

That was difficult for me to understand because I am a heart-on-sleeve, totally non-sneaky, obvious (oblivious?) person. WYSIWYG with me.

One thing I learned from the "What Men Can Do" discussion -- men can be very, very sneaky about what they are doing and to whom

You have to read this: Woman finds out her "sweet husband" is an online troll. http://t.co/q7LwxDDYaw

If I can get 10 TB https://t.co/QC1ZQ11JpA cloud storage from OneDrive for ~$7/month, I'm unclear why Dropbox et al are still in business?

10 Things Moms In The ’80s Said To Their Kids That They Could Never Say Today http://t.co/CN1k80FYAF http://t.co/UeFYrltkUm

I had no idea.. $6.91 per month for 5TB (!) cloud storage, 5 PC / 5 tablet Office, 60m Skype. I signed up! http://t.co/mZyWkEvfQ9

I freaking love the iPhone 6+, but I can unequivocally say that I don't want a phone any larger than this.

"there's no way around it since the Vive needs to connect to a beefy PC" http://t.co/04xcF9yX9n http://t.co/b84Mx4huw2

The pointless notice about cookies has become a sort of national branding for UK sites. And not in a good way.

people sometimes ask why I write all my code as one giant main() method, that's because calling other methods is a sign of weakness

Those of you with USB3 drives attached to your routers, what do you use it for?

If you can't think of anything nice to say, be sure to leave a comment.

@ashwink_s sort of, needs to work in all browsers. And suggestions don't know the "rules" listed here, do they?

they finally had the Enigma machine. They opened the case. A card fell out. Turing picked it up. "Damn. They included a EULA." #…

Remember Swoopo? Gloriously DEAD http://t.co/kBqKnokp1o

@RouteLastResort @duosec I gotta say I am particularly feeling @getclef 's "f**k passwords" stickers :)

I was like "maybe I should enable jumbo frames, let me quickly search Google" and I got my own blog ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ http://t.co/KduHBvF0aG

Lawrence @lessig looks to already be on track to beat the goal, and you should donate ~$85 today! I did! https://t.co/QyF7yG…

I am a super fun guy to work with, part 503: http://t.co/6chtIoGhDr

If we don't solve the password problem for users in my lifetime I am gonna haunt you from beyond the grave as a ghost http://t.co/Tf9EnwgoZv

The only cover of Straight Outta Compton you'll ever need https://t.co/WJyABJlEVt

I'd bet good money that the PS4 and XBone are the last "consoles" in the traditional sense to ever be released again.

@krisaubuchon @_mordocai it's a waste of 40 minutes+, way too long for me. I can't devote that kind of time to bad games. I don't play DOTA

@_mordocai no, wrong -- it is FAR worse when one person is bad and ruins game for everyone. it's why I quit playing

hmm 20v20 DOTA is a lot more appealing, statistically.. I hate the way 5v5 matches are often determined by 1 drop or 1 person being awful.

Modern Work http://t.co/KPAKxqGBxA http://t.co/QWkMzDWtHW

Could be worse. Could be FileMatrix. http://t.co/tPtkZJXOjU http://t.co/UNBqqbOyeo

@downey Good times http://t.co/doHdqMM9xx

@downey OK, next up: screen with 50 buttons on it, all labelled for ease of consumption ;)

@downey search for the string "They still use a hamburger-style “More” icon in the bottom right"

@downey Well, Actually, if you read it, it said "place top 5 icons on page as tab buttons, less used stuff behind hamburger."

I don't often post selfies but I am making an exception in this case http://t.co/OoGEqwGmPl

I backed the Made with Creative Commons book project, and you have just under 68 hours left to join me: http://t.co/mZrKcm8yNB

Columbia House just filed for bankruptcy. Its 2014 revenue: $14 million. 1996 revenue: $1.4 billion. More @WSJ. http://t.co/6…

Make sure you're designing for what is *necessary*, rather than what is possible. http://t.co/jiox0vX1IS

Hamburger menu on my massage chair controller http://t.co/B09kK18OAQ

Dear USA: You discount Donald Trump at your own peril.
Sinceriously,
Toronto http://t.co/izpujhwqI8

the hamburger menu is not ideal, but neither is "50 things shown on screen, of which users only ever click on 3" http://t.co/fY3LGzyKMV

These glitch socks are really cool! https://t.co/3jL6LctweI http://t.co/xvwWwKxHXF

Wow I just saw a "one weird old tip" ad and it was actually weird because I haven't seen that ad in forever.

If interactive novels are your jam, check out what Choice of Games is doing: http://t.co/po79MiIYzT

I'd say a 10mb mp4 video clip is about par for the animated GIF content filesize in the average BuzzFeed article these days.

After years of struggling to find a host for this clip, I hosted it myself with html5 tags and shotcut. 10mb mp4. http://t.co/h0igraNkN9

From Sandy Bridge in Jan 2011 to Skylake in Aug 2015, x86 CPU perf increased ~25%. Same time for ARM mobile CPUs: ~800%.

weird thing is uPNP port forwards seemed to be transmitted upstream to the parent double-NAT'ed router too (!)

aaargh my Comcast "modem/router" got switched out of bridge somehow and I was in double NAT. http://t.co/LrIZDwm05m

Nifty Nvidia developer box for GPU powered machine learning https://t.co/fjPEIwwI9F

At Discourse, customer* happiness is our #1 priority. * paying customer

World's fastest technique for opening a Chupa Chup lollipop https://t.co/ikSKsYG2xM

I still remember sitting in the theater watching Fury Road and thinking, "this is one of the best movies I have ever seen." That feeling.

These bamwar peeps are some seriously next-level *human* spammers. They just don't stop, and it is at industrial scale.

@howtogeek where was the insurance from?

@rightfold @lizardbill you have a point!

An accessible post about compromised home routers and untrusted connections outside the home, by @codinghorror http://…

looking at copy of Amiga World from 1988, learning about "going online", and there is a guy, literally, "#tweeting" ht…