How many meetings did you have today? This week? This month? https://t.co/B8gfJNSmkc

arrrrgh curse you MailCimp! https://t.co/qYjlTmvApm

x86 virtualization in JavaScript https://t.co/6fMNxQcrlw

I'm lovin' it. https://t.co/d2l9YACleE

@krisaubuchon is there a list of slogans over time??

"Encyclopedia! Pimple! And, uh, hairball." https://t.co/9CDaxbF1mO

that Bazooka Joe challenge to name 10 body parts that only have 3 letters was tough. We could only come up with 6.. ps no cheating!

"There is no way to know exactly the number of stars" https://t.co/i36xztpBcn

If there are any children in your household I highly recommend the anarchic comedy of A Town Called Panic https://t.co/cpFnIBwWxN

case sensitivity: still horseshit after all these years.. https://t.co/EtMZ8fgFDI

I'm playing with my #SelfieStick @VRUnicorns #SelfieTennis - had idea for a while, thanks @timoni for final push :D https:/…

Seen sunfish posts online? They're real, and can reach 1,000 kg (2,205 lb). https://t.co/GmlxAXVWu9 https://t.co/J7FmeNeKLG

Bazooka Joe has upped his game considerably 👍 https://t.co/6nt5nPm00P

It was Dress As Your Favorite Meme Day here in the Imgur office. https://t.co/V2u80Uow7A https://t.co/9Sk8LM4dVQ

E-Mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying To Give Out Over The Phone https://t.co/UV1z7VgPf2

I would show you the MS Edge (IE12) results, but I don't like to see grown men cry.

Apparently they call it Ember 2.x because it's 2x slower. I KID, I KID! https://t.co/CEEtY9vndK https://t.co/2HbiiaUUl6

"current anti-piracy technology is becoming so good that in two years there might not be pirated games anymore" https://t.co/lBRQRFbVH0

Another glorious day! 12,300 remaining.

I'm torn https://t.co/ku2jQZzxjW

"software maintenance fees accounted for $18.8 billion of Oracle's $29.4 billion in annual software revenue" https://t.co/Jl1ziXjf7n

These early VR ads are insane https://t.co/AGvuHBrb0F

Rush / Toaster was a 1994-ish Hasbro VR project by quantumworks, never shipped https://t.co/p5J0elzMiv https://t.co/qdVSbGCIR1

@yamitty11 that is a meaning I hadn't considered, but it is also correct https://t.co/aMf8cs9YIo

Proposed Stack Overflow close reason: Would be annoying for your users

I build things to avoid being subsumed by an overwhelming sense of existential dread. That's just me though

How to build your own wireless backlit mechanical keyboard https://t.co/vJZO8ClqxE

These words by @codinghorror are absolute gold and truth. Everything great starts here. https://t.co/F2RBK3Pq49 https:/…

@TooShortForAnyt yes that is why I bought the middle keyboard there ;)

Experimenting with smaller keyboards https://t.co/TNtoDg8Kr7

Gentlemen. https://t.co/nYyf8dvNUV https://t.co/RFT4d9peTL

"9% earnings premium for lesbians, compared with a penalty of 11% for gay men" https://t.co/akivHDsREN

Why Libertarianism is a terrible business model (or, how Ayn Rand killed Sears) https://t.co/PhbztzdAAi

How the movie WarGames changed US national security policy https://t.co/vL6R4VzOnp

Important tech skills: 1. Interpreting vague docs 2. Looking up errors 3. Not making coworkers want to stab you 4. Algorithms,…

"I'm sorry, you may want to clean this, one of my daughters licked it" pretty much sums up this vacation

Inner dialogue https://t.co/883pqbJhbG

If you want to experience the aging world in 2030, visit Florida today https://t.co/uiolBj7KTG

Trump calls on consumers to boycott Apple while tweeting from an iPhone https://t.co/sIzbzOMkJU https://t.co/akw6oRyY9y

I am in awe of the monstrousness of whoever put a sticker of an outlet on a wall at the airport https://t.co/DgIyDd6iHY

Artists releasing covert scans of the bust of Nefertiti—which Germany won't return to Egypt—feels pretty cyberpunk https://t.co/qL…

The fact that NY Times removed relevant info about China in its Apple v. FBI story is quite an interesting sidebar https://t.co/kz…

Apple asked FBI to request iPhone hack under seal—FBI went public. So it's not just one phone—Feds wanted showdown. https:…

Parents of 6 month old: "We don't believe in screen time." Parents of 3 y/o: "Ok let's practice the iTunes password ag…

I put the tweetstorm "Social media turning both parties into host bodies for 3rd party candidates" on Storify: https://t.co/T4…

Great write-up of Stack Overflow's architecture - it is an awesome .NET and SQL Server solution: https://t.co/DsvxND4Cbp

Epic and essential @cshirky tweetstorm. Scroll up and read it all. p.s. get a blog, man. https://t.co/6lEwDVBHMC

Can't recommend this talk enough (fast forward through the interrupting questions) https://t.co/0adC4c1FTq https://t.co/HYqJr9v8Vu

You can never achieve greatness through objectives, metrics, and mandated outcomes https://t.co/0adC4c1FTq

Really quite happy with the Tim Cook Apple 🙌

Florida is shamelessly pandering to my demographic https://t.co/G7mFFFpMnz

EFF will provide amicus support to Apple in fighting this iPhone decryption assistance order https://t.co/xNlHfIGYHi

Jeb: *pointing to gun* america me:no jeb Jeb: *points to a stapler* america? me: *holding back tears trying to find his …

Where does the term “Smurfing” come from? https://t.co/3bvisBg3xZ

Japan https://t.co/EtApyr2CL5

This Florida Hotel runs LED bulbs with actual fans inside them. Noisy and crazy hot too. https://t.co/LDb3BJM9EC

@LexBarringer this is interesting feedback you should reply here so more can see it https://t.co/7PjxM1d2hm

@LexBarringer @bizrockstars would not work with the DDR4 we use.

Exhibit A https://t.co/Enjp5EmHfL

Forget ad blocking, I need a New Yorker Cartoon Blocker. They are so awful, not even ironically funny.

@LexBarringer @bizrockstars it helped me identify a bad DIMM a few weeks ago.

Cool graphs reveal how your age relates to what you post on social media (see https://t.co/HxyAPretlY HT @MaxCRoser) http…

I can't stop giggling at the happy little smile on the lemon https://t.co/jN5zp9UH5t

Just arrived in Florida for family chaos vacation funtime. Keeping eyes open for Florida Man. https://t.co/fG3sYJhCn8

Feb 14, 2016 was the incept date of Pris, Bladerunner's 'basic pleasure model' replicant #nerdlove https://t.co/DDFMdh2hC6

Pris' incept date was Feb 14, 2016. We should celebrate that too

Brilliant. https://t.co/D5rFT9MYR8

I am optimistic that 2016 will finally be the year of Linux on the server

Is Your Computer Stable? https://t.co/nmvBymMUSo

@Subnet0 see also https://t.co/TvqHViIsjS and https://t.co/8YT6xJQHMV

@Subnet0 no human life is sacred; we all die, and that's a good thing. Dystopia is old, powerful rich people forever

In death, Justice Scalia saves a planet https://t.co/3kn8UihFZw https://t.co/FuAD9CgQ2d

Well geez now I feel a little bad. https://t.co/LcZejNm4jB

"It is not a glamorous thing, making an independent game." https://t.co/HHlhsS56ay

The funniest thing in https://t.co/yQffzmXCI6 was @RichardGarriott saying "I *still* have a computer in my bedroom!"

"In another, Pee-wee loves a fruit salad so much he marries it, ceremony and all." https://t.co/LY28bjueny

The Most Satisfying Video In The World https://t.co/KuqjWehuiO

"Rush is the only band ever cited in the Journal of Ayn Rand Studies." <extremely vigorous air guitar motions> https://t.co/vpAP7IpS5x

Often, when reading about bitter, long running feuds you realize: these people deserve each other.

SF man feuding with his neighbors pulls the ULTIMATE AIRBNB TROLL: moves into their place https://t.co/Km1EXmUQwy https://t…

@FrostbiteEngine gave us some lovely praise in an internal presentation. Much <3! https://t.co/kdEsmF9Wdn https://t.co/WOGuf…

Rocket Surgery Made Easy, a usability book I love, https://t.co/O0IH3Fqb1S is on sale for $13! https://t.co/WN12o9OKzL

@Rommel_Rico green or clear

This has got to be the best online dating profile I’ve ever seen:
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In wonder and admiration https://t.co/aiRNrKazhZ

"Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works." https://t.co/UHXiXvy9jd

Don't drink and drive https://t.co/LJ7vRIMfUC

the CPU speed party is basically over at this point https://t.co/piosfaYCsU

Begun have the IoT Wars: My Roomba™ just destroyed my Philips Hue™ bulb 😭 https://t.co/U1oematwcO

Mom sent a bunch of gifts for the kids and included some of my old stuff as a surprise. How I loved this shirt. https://t.co/fvUw3LSguQ

I can typing https://t.co/aXlnKI2UTj

Meanwile, in Russia https://t.co/TCQ5t4Lcf7

Some modern birds hint at the fact that they are dinosaurs. Others fling it in your face https://t.co/nIbhunfwJe

micromort https://t.co/4fDijkeADg

I think I finally got emacs set up right https://t.co/13lWZVo4wj

We host this (very busy) Discourse for kids learning to program and they are hilariously adorable balls of energy 😂 https://t.co/sOcw8KMlcx

I don't see how a Trump presidency would be any worse than the 8 years of Dubya we already endured

o.O https://t.co/0mBjoPZ4Qa

#lumberyard #zombie #apocalypse https://t.co/yfB0a5yX6R