The Discourse team works remotely, from many different time zones across the world: https://t.co/TYMPv3znYb

"Firewatch probably should have been a short movie. Or a short story. Or a radio play." https://t.co/pqBDI5ob6g

"[small things] may have a far more profound cumulative impact on your day to day happiness than you realize" https://t.co/ExTfjBN1hh

Yoga. https://t.co/8n74oYuyj6

the absolute worst https://t.co/QDa38O27R5

I blogged a thing for work & posted it here too: "What 18 Year Olds Taught Me About Management" https://t.co/VhSOStuZ3S

Long list of strings to use as test data, “naughty” in various ways: https://t.co/vfblWFVH8v

@SaThaRiel74 @CouchSofa hmm yes that's true, I hadn't considered hot spare drives..

In any RAID 10 array, you can always lose 1 drive safely, but up to (n/2) drives if you feel lucky... punk. Do ya? https://t.co/AmX0bncGFS

"Who could possibly be against this", said Zuck. Facebook loves one thing: Facebook. https://t.co/WQZYyiIuvs

That's odd, I was told your mission as a startup is to grow as fast as possible, like cancer!

"I’m glad that Zenefits is one of the fastest-growing business software companies, but that’s not our mission" https://t.co/2AuFpUK8zg

QWOP and Sportsfriends author delivers new game and uhhh it does not disappoint? https://t.co/HtgiAK6O2S

Damn it feels good to be a chap https://t.co/RX8RUZ2FP5

Never forget https://t.co/YeVvZ3KJju

If you're running vBulletin, you probably shouldn't be. https://t.co/qWzytCIG3c

Still the pinnacle of early 2000 internet humor as far as I'm concerned https://t.co/n1y4fp93hm https://t.co/0ruFOXGnEk

I wrote a sourcing guidebook for electronics in Shenzhen. Crowdfunding now at https://t.co/2En9DLGiyW. Please RT. https:…

Football Frenzy / Neo Geo AES / SNK / 1992 https://t.co/IaK0IC0fwX

Excited for Super Bowl L? https://t.co/otgoGjuQnk https://t.co/UfUfiEXziT

Tilt your phone to see new information and interact with the cards. Swipe up to read relevant @business stories: https:/…

"nobody likes total strangers offering their very important opinion about how you are totally wrong" https://t.co/2synhiwlw3

Deep Learning is a thing. https://t.co/QllIj5BsqM

Looking for a brave developer to help i18n our client side JS Markdown tutorial https://t.co/BJkUPYr9ep

I am become Tom Smykowski, carrier of specs

believe in yourself, eat all your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep, and get 8 hours of drugs https://t.co/NfetbBQ9wb

Hell isn't other people's code. Hell is your own code from 3 years ago.

Holy cow, I had forgotten how amazing Rust Never Sleeps was/is https://t.co/jnB4Bzf1uk

The right way process JavaScript exception. https://t.co/sMXqHICudI

Dr. Stinky is a lot of fun https://t.co/DcosxQdMxa https://t.co/olgDqlGO00

10x developer https://t.co/0T1nQ9RtHf

UNICORN: I have a horn PEGASUS: I have wings ZEBRA: I have stripes HORSE: I have…lost my will to live

Declaring this a Headline of the Year finalist and it's barely February https://t.co/1vmbUbdhMh https://t.co/iPfJPdU3ET

This is Conway’s Game of Life in one line of APL code: life←{↑1 ⍵∨.∧3 4=+/,¯1 0 1∘.⊖¯1 0 1∘.⌽⊂⍵}

Google now blocking websites that show fake download buttons https://t.co/kXFa6wAyz3 by @mrseb

Group projects in school, accurately graphed https://t.co/ucmp99yeKI

TYPE HARD ][: TYPE HARDER

Some people tell me that Cherry clear and green switches are too heavy for their weak, anemic, childlike fingers. I pity these people.

Yay! My email has finally been replaced by 11 different logins to 500 chat rooms full of reaction GIFs.

People think programming is this pure kind of logical thinking, when it's mostly 99% banging your head against a wall until the wall gives

Best. App. Name. Ever. https://t.co/4FtEjQnOYg

Original Edison Electric Light Sign, 19th century. https://t.co/WO4NH0T42b

If I could go back in time and tell the younger me exactly one and only one thing, it would be "learn UNIX"

As the commando in Command and Conquer once said, "Keep 'em comin!" https://t.co/Y8wrC8K1Z2

Hmm I forgot WASD ships CODE keyboards with the function (fn) key disabled.. flip sw6, unplug, replug https://t.co/xMteUDp2Sz

Bought a CODE tenkeyless with green switches, because I like it hard and loud! https://t.co/9srVUQSd10 https://t.co/aRefX17zeq

This isn't a Steve Jobs truck, a Mac Mini car, or even a motorcycle. This is a scooter. https://t.co/BBQlQ6sEka https://t.co/aV48fdcosV

"When life gives you lemons," the old robot said, "try to find some copper and zinc, and make a rudimentary battery to extend…

The Scooter Computer https://t.co/BBQlQ6sEka

It's like my Mom always said FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: …

Old school PC fonts https://t.co/BPPuimfuUj https://t.co/V2ips9CSgr

Like VR but even *more* awesome https://t.co/9Zo26DAGXy https://t.co/NAf44R07N3

To those brave souls who incorporated in a state other than Delaware, I salute your audacity

I have two words for you: innumeracy.

slight_smile https://t.co/J7FYe9u9Q2

https://t.co/z6UkPRiN9K https://t.co/v8NSruNDuf

A+++++ comments would read again, great work people keep it up https://t.co/4h7ygnrL5m

"Passwords to gross to steal" https://t.co/lsBfnyI0lE

I needed to take a break from staring at medium-sized screens with coworkers to stare at a small screen by myself

"When you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you." http://t.co/ObX0hUv863

Fun! See how companies evolve https://t.co/I0iRiVctk1

I see you hatin' https://t.co/IkG6rkWNkH

these "politician I don't like looks like (terrible / dumb / funny thing)!" tweets are just lame. ps your face is stupid

I <3 playing cards https://t.co/sjETPmUToV

so apparently putting "sleeping pills (but not the kind for suicide, I think)" on your shared shopping list is not considered 'funny'

The Great Filter https://t.co/3psa4M6oii

Seriously even for Kickstarters I back, I look at their planned release dates and laugh and laugh. See you in a few years!

Kickstarter shipping date rules of thumb: if it's a software project, add a year. If it's a hardware project, add three years.

REAL TALK: We think “Discourse” by @codinghorror is something to discuss.

https://t.co/mFPgJ20pCg https://t.co/y4r7ttSDrj

"the kind of person who will threaten a woman in traffic but meekly acquiesce to what another man tells you" https://t.co/KX7AC0H3Uk

Have you sent an email to someone today to tell them how awesome they are?

@brightmatrix not even within three orders of magnitude

I don't care what you say
I'm gonna do what I want all day
https://t.co/dRNmwaP6O0

In all seriousness, each time I try to use iTunes I am confounded, confused, and humiliated at every turn. It's because I am a bad person.

I'm pretty sure iTunes is the worst thing human beings have ever created

look, by the time lawyers are involved we are going to lose anyway, so ... Let's get going on the actual work!

every time I get a redlined enterprise Discourse hosting contract back for "review" https://t.co/7p2KFbMNU4

I can fit six 15w broadwell boxes in a single 1u server space https://t.co/SKT190wdSW

Internet of Cat https://t.co/OZxVnZIY6M

@colynb I did! https://t.co/OLL8pYIjWF

@ajoy34 no longer true see https://t.co/HQOvojNI8B

'Chrome' on iOS -- really just a skinned Mobile Safari WebView -- is disastrously bad. As quirky as IE6 ever was, and then some.

I wanted a Coleco Super Action controller so bad. Never got one. https://t.co/HVkU1snNKH https://t.co/SyQ57MME3k

"Ultimately, the winner here is the smartphone, not the DSLR" https://t.co/TRSfS1PIRB

If you can't say anything nice.¹ _____ ¹ Say it in a footnote.

#Sysadmin #Truth #Backup #Unix #Linux http://t.co/suCT9ME58V

"The most creative children are the least likely to be the teacher's pet" https://t.co/y5kdaA2j6H

Don Hedin's artwork blew my mind https://t.co/GiJeMWP7zg also part of the reason I became a programmer https://t.co/tfhSyvZi3H

Time to let the demons drive for a while

@lowellheddings yes I have betaed it. mesh networks need to be more common

@lowellheddings see https://t.co/WZE4e0wS9z

Some Tie Advanced building with June https://t.co/ma68VYdhtX

Anyone wanna get wasted and go regress toward the mean?

@abvndbynd I'm wearing an Uncle Grandpa shirt right now. Not even joking.

"Let's make the weirdest art house horror movie we can dream up, with a mind-bending musical score, also, there'll be TONS of nudity!"

which one of you jokers talked me into watching Under The Skin, what is this I don't even

"The Witness is perhaps the most meaningless game I’ve ever played." https://t.co/Li3ebGQs5F

a fun twitter game i play a lot https://t.co/U2a5wUs6r3

Juggling is a lot of fun!! So is #opencv ! Thanks, @nedbat #python https://t.co/QwEKYMNRMF https://t.co/aF8op1AL37 http…

@IgnitedCoder read my previous tweet. Not so hard to find, is it?