my reaction to that *hilarious* "copying and pasting from Stack Overflow" meme image that is going around https://t.co/anwbs5dN8P

I am really looking forward to all the "we're prioritizing development for our new Windows Phone app" April fools jokes

@loydcase wow that is a freaky story!

"It's up to you" is why I'll be an @amyhoy fan forever. https://t.co/bMZpEyAfVc

My credit cards have been compromised ~8 times in the last 10 years. Number of times my 1999 era PayPal account has been compromised? zero.

What's hip today
Might become passe

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"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "An honest, brave, compassionate human being." "No…I mean, how do you want …

Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

ironic thing about all the Apple // acknowledgement hand-wringing in Sorkin Jobs is that long term, Apple won't be remembered for the Mac

Jobs Sorkin movie was ... off-script. Funny little viz nod to future iPhone (movie only goes to 1998) was nice https://t.co/k4oYcy9ht5

"for every minute longer a worker spends getting to work they will be less satisfied with their life" https://t.co/0ZxIs7ZKWA

@mbchoe difference between believe and be in love with though

this school looks amazing https://t.co/LGKWz6qQSr

I mean, really.. explore the space. I like what I'm hearing. 🐮🔔

the best people I've ever worked with have always been a little crazy, off-kilter, willing to do and try things that didn't seem, uh, right

if you read my last blog post and thought "hmm, it sounds like you're saying we should hire for crazy" well, you ain't wrong

We now offer free Discourse hosting for GitHub projects -- https://t.co/kr2tlY0On8

Use flexbox to position cannons and stop the waves!

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Also learn flexbox or whatever. https://…

#Burn https://t.co/SptcdQwPcf https://t.co/gY4gpRQsNT

"Solitaire works much better on computer than when played with cards, especially if you win the game and get the bouncy cards animation."

We Hire The Best, Just Like Everyone Else https://t.co/Ubs4DNGryA

I'm not even cyber-sorry

"Instead, he posted a comment in a thread on https://t.co/QtkABwfYH7" https://t.co/YgQ7y6WPmB

Walk a mile in someone else's eyes https://t.co/ecqzH2WoF8

I found this in the appropriately named "beyond" area of bed bath and beyond. USA! USA! https://t.co/E1rbC2Ab4m

I want a larger scale MOBA of 16vs16 or ideally 32vs32 so poor individual performance is less dominant in overall team outcome

MOBAs are so frustrating. Very fun, but small 5vs5 team sizes means 1 person playing poorly or afk is game over every time.

in case of email change: verify old address first with GUID in email? then, also verify new address with GUID in email?

@codinghorror I'm sorry but your password must contain 1 char each from: Arabic, Chinese, Thai, Korean, Klingon, Wingdi…

I will concede that an 8 character unicode password might be.. fairly secure. https://t.co/dloKugS28j 100k ^8 ?

People are willing to give you way too much credit for quickly fixing problems that you... created in the first place. 🤔

"I saw the raw footage of it. I’m from the suburbs, I don’t remember seeing a lot of things like that growing up." https://t.co/Bsf95OjjII

Google is fully oneboxing song lyrics now? gg crappy ad-infested lyrics sites https://t.co/Y5Y4fxxIo4

My parents took my dog on vacation for the first time and it's literally like they have a new child https://t.co/cELITCyGCs

@dozba what about cross state vote exchange pacts? Much more possible in era of smartphone everywhere all the time

@dozba only in certain states though right?

What I made today~ #innovation #tech #startup #hashtags https://t.co/87zVP01TiF

1. Something you forget, 2. Something you lose, 3. Something you cease to be.

s/may/will/, lol -- /be.

WebAssembly may go live in browsers this year https://t.co/YYnSYcwKAC via @infoworld

@Saurini heh I was just looking at that see prev tweet

I'm a long password fan https://t.co/nPpJKKOs6c because on the list of 10k most common passwords, exactly 51 are 10+ chars!

what's a good source for combined password leak lists, e.g. the biggest, most comprehensive list of the most commonly used passwords?

"it turns out people simply don’t use most of the apps they do download" I am shocked, I say, SHOCKED https://t.co/Mhem0mAzFI

Just got report of hoof (hand, foot) and mouth disease outbreak at preschool, did image search https://t.co/OXpZz1UATk

I'm gonna try to be an "unaccredited investor" for Rock Band 4 PC! Let's see how this works! https://t.co/c6O4OXdNZn

All I want to do is eject a floppy disk in space https://t.co/7YyNVNVlnj https://t.co/jVRKRMul39

When I die, don't bury or cremate me. I wish to be thrown into a pit filled with Cadbury Mini Eggs instead

Cryptography pioneers Martin Hellman & Whitfield Diffie (shown in 1977) win Turing Award https://t.co/YtweTfASCk https://t…

awesome, the state of Delaware just e-mailed me my password in plaintext. https://t.co/194M7wTvZw

That feeling when you try to pay your Delaware franchise tax on due date and the website doesn't work https://t.co/NitT5w2oAu

I'm pretty sure the idea that "24fps is what a movie should look like" is simply based on what existed before, not what works better.

Wow just saw some YouTube talk show footage at 60fps and it really threw me for a loop. "It's like.. real.."

This visual explanation of a Diffie-Hellman exchange is one of my all time favorites. Makes it so understandable. https://t.co/Bvd…

i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the "i'm not a robot" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain

The ongoing deification of chat has surprised me; it's awful for a whole lot of stuff. https://t.co/TmUQoFkpyu

"Anna, the biggest question of course is: Did you have fun?" "fuuuuuuuck no" https://t.co/jYHz8GEJhz

Please support Thank You For Playing https://t.co/UdMjxAq4Jh

Anyway, Trump will probably be the GOP nominee and possibly become President. No joke. If you care either way about this…

Hey remember those enterprisey SLC drives? "We see no evidence that higher-end SLC drives are more reliable" https://t.co/KFSp8bz2a1

"Respectable" photography was careful to come close to, but not cross over, this line https://t.co/7gJ6qXQFPB

if we could juuuuust get people to hate other bad stuff as much as they hate spam.

here @sarahjeong makes a good point -- Spam: "burn it with nuclear hellfire!" Harassment: "eh, it's a hard problem." https://t.co/QlBXhroni7

You gotta figure this "dock your phone to make a laptop" world is coming: https://t.co/we2rZz1VNZ

learn you some flexbox! https://t.co/x09swnHhRZ

'That picture you just posted of your newborn on Facebook fills me with RAAGE'

With the new alternatives to Like, has anyone gone all postal on Facebook and angry-ed everything in their stream? 😡

CANADIAN: im a canadian DATE: cool i've never met a comedian befor CANADIAN: [is too polite to corect them, dedicates entire …

Kurt Cobain would have turned 49 today. He's pictured here with the rest of Nirvana in 1993. https://t.co/B6L7eEFCj0

@CognoscoCuro I need to see that

Starting to feel that "I've never seen so many guys in love with another guy" circa 1990 feeling with Jordan, this time with Steph Curry

Oh man this is the best thing ever https://t.co/isjZQsLvcw https://t.co/PHn1JADnbs

No words https://t.co/K43Vp9hwFC

My favorite Board Game :) #life #conway #boardgame https://t.co/fKs63NjgWM

Oh Deadpool movie, you had me at Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair

Please don’t be fake
Please don’t be fake
Please don’t be fake
Please don’t be fake
Please don’t be fake https://t.co/X9WRvKrz…

Video game features have come a long way - but how do new gen systems stack up against Super Nintendo in energy use? https://t…

@lowellheddings yeah but you're super weird, like me! you don't even count!

@sloverlord maybe "peculiarly Japanese" would be a better description of the feeling rather than anime

This is YOUR life! Don't ever let ANYONE tell you what to do! Like and retweet if you agree.

@sloverlord I have basically zero tolerance for Anime.

Ghibli: I find them maudlin, sentimental, and a bit too... Anime for my tastes. I'll just go on and begin immolating myself now.

I know this is an unacceptable opinion, but I dislike Studio Ghibli films.

Blood-Drenched, Berserk CEO Demands More Web Videos https://t.co/WArJFLmNeu https://t.co/HjBe57oakY

Escaped unicorn captured by Calif Highway Patrol -- yes... UNICORN! (only in california...) https://t.co/SZCwNo1Xny

"There really isn’t gold in them hills" https://t.co/fDv1aPwfU4

Well played, Savannah https://t.co/mMlVeGdVPP https://t.co/4LZjjAzsbA

When the closed captioning on CNN has given up #GOPDebate https://t.co/KNdOYcL9YC

Innovation in gasoline engines -- opposed Pistons + compression ignition https://t.co/cfgCCMe5xw

Why would Wikipedia care about a traffic dip? I don't follow. They don't get money per pageview. https://t.co/wXGlsIaV5c

I don't want to live on this Earth anymore. https://t.co/OQzFMpZsKz

I kind of want to buy this router because I’m pretty sure I can summon demons with it. https://t.co/DWZEPLlWjf https://t.c…

My 2011 HTPC keyboard finally died. New model is much nicer! https://t.co/H4dIVB7hjB https://t.co/Gz83c8xhPd

Looking for feedback on our virtual DOM hybrid approach: https://t.co/hfO38Ey39I

We finally did something about Android performance: https://t.co/33FygMwplU

As countries get richer, annual hours worked per capita decrease — with one big exception: https://t.co/Fk65Ggux1S https://t.co/…

Progress! In 1970s when kids were asked to 'draw a scientist' 99% drew a man. Now just 60% do that. https://t.co/2Ih0bnEv6f

A pox upon the house of MailKimp. I take @textfiles levels of umbrage to their Mandrill change. a) way too fast b) super unforgiving

Time sure flies, doesn't it? https://t.co/in6o03Jjq1

PRESIDENT CAMACHO says:

ALL Y'ALL NEED TO STOP TRIPPIN. CHILL THE F OUT, 'MERICA

#CAMACHO2016 https://t.co/qj7UgLU20V

"When someone types out u instead of you, instead of getting mad, I imagine them having only 1 finger on each hand" https://t.co/duY9AZMGYb