It is no magical sound shower my friend. https://t.co/RCBUyzkMzi

We were so disgusted by the response our Bechdel Test project that we spent 6 weeks on a revenge post: https://t.co/Hg9m8…

does anyone have a "convert a 2.5 hdd into a mobile wifi media share" device recommendation? For travel.

shut-up-and-take-my-money.gif https://t.co/imiLvIKBjm https://t.co/yZUBjgKYHT

Just saw someone wearing the most offensive t-shirt I've seen in public in a long time. Shameful. https://t.co/V9ORATU03t

Today's 2²/2³/2⁴ if you didn't know.

RIP Bunny https://t.co/rmfiD2PE0W

GOD: Let there be women WOMEN: Cool GOD: But no pockets WOMEN: What? GOD: Put your stuff in a bag lol MEN: lol GOD: lol

I am pretty sure this is a Kelp Bass? https://t.co/qeqOkP8O1l

Highlight of my week: hugging @codinghorror https://t.co/99Dfscofwy

[Bruce_Lee: Dodge Failed ☹]

My friend @mrgan needs a drug called Cuprimine to live. Three years ago, it cost $1,065/month. Today? $44,000/month. https:…

'even Fedewa says these people tend to be "a little eccentric."' https://t.co/WqCLyZGguR

I barely recognize things I wrote ten years ago. Who was that person?

Instead of passing horrible discriminatory LGBT laws, follow Arkanasas' lead and legalize foxes as pets https://t.co/miPLNrxCoe

Who has time for disciplined CSS? https://t.co/q8hG06cuav

Headed to Smashing Conf at Ft. Mason in SF to give a talk in a few hours!

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@airtable is _so_ cool. It’s like goog spreadsheets with clean JSON apis.

I think about this Thomas Jefferson quote a lot. https://t.co/yXOgdaqMtX

Chat bots: Because we all love interactive voice response calls so much we want them in our chat apps.

/* teeny TINY smartphone tweaks, seriously get a bigger damn phone already */

the current state of JavaScript programming https://t.co/nVDGoHfj9B

"IP Transit Pricing (1998 - 2015)" https://t.co/xpp1tUYqaO (Bill Norton, https://t.co/7o8mhXm0xk) #peering #bgp https:/…

I confess that the best part of the Internet of Things is watching horrible things happen to early adopters

Heads up readers – all-new, top of the line Kindle almost ready. 8th generation. Details next week.

keep on your mean side https://t.co/a9yEnaucmw

"a small seed of doubt sits in the back of my mind, wondering if what I’ve shared is original" https://t.co/IFCHiimYVY

How we count moderator election votes on Stack Overflow, with Trump commentary: https://t.co/R7tF0T64Cv

The Graduate reboot, 2020 Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Benjamin: Yes, sir. Mr. McGuire: Javas…

Just a programmer eating lunch https://t.co/CUuQ9Oe13s

Snaps you post when your investor starts following your Snapchat stories https://t.co/f9VDnc7qxr

"Very great played at high volume when you're feeling shitty, because you'll never feel as shitty as this record." https://t.co/z8dhHPA6EM

"when we're learning from each other, everyone wins" [unicorn paintings] https://t.co/Ah0l4Uuww6 https://t.co/wHeDLqbf7F

" It seems that when we humans realize our biases, we can adjust and act in ways that are more fair." https://t.co/Ak0DZuICGZ

@StNimbus it's like a hug, man

Find something you enjoy, and do a lot of it.

Also, 100% true story. When I was stressed out working on SO, I would look at Jon Skeet's profile pic to calm down. This really happened.

You want a lesson from @jonskeet? To be an amazing programmer, try to be an amazing human being first. https://t.co/Up9URbOOns

Ooh, time for 15 minutes of fame: https://t.co/7G7Y8tWRju

Rock Band 1 introduced me to The New Pornographers. So good. https://t.co/7HaI51bOQM

"in blind tests, the scent of Baby Powder is recognized more often than that of chocolate, coconut, or mothballs" https://t.co/fhKqJh3aEK

@JZdziarski @0xabad1dea I apologize, I was wrong. I just like words.

@lowellheddings it is a very practical vehicle for families!

Sacajawea. Buckaroo. Labradoodle. https://t.co/tWw8v2tbQ6

@codinghorror It's no megayacht, but I'm starting small. The raspberry pi works pretty well at sea so far https://t.co/0E…

One of these days I will set out to sea on my megayacht and become the boat programmer I was always meant to be https://t.co/asMbjsWUxh

I learned everything I know about startups from my Odyssey2 https://t.co/3JIY7ea3bc

As much as I have tried, I just can't care about automobiles. Saves me a lot of money. Megayachts, on the other hand..

I see someone loves their Little Red Corvette https://t.co/gfViHwFAjY

How Duck Duck Go helps programmers https://t.co/FjKhHfSbVo

@loydcase @amazingphilz @peytonism I don't usually complain but this was super blatant direct copy

I gotta get my Skull Canyon on. Most powerful on-die GPU to date, in theory... looks promising https://t.co/I3QmLukUzp

Discourse, now 5× faster: https://t.co/Ex8a2V63ao

So many interesting ideas expressed in Slack chat.. all those moments will be lost in time... like tears.. in rain https://t.co/gv7aBcRrlI

This better not be a stupid April Fools joke: https://t.co/4tuRvahAdu

This is a truly astounding exploration of how police body cams do, and don't, help with accountability https://t.co/dk2gIp4G…

This CloudFlare https://t.co/wdbQAa8BG2 vs Tor https://t.co/4mKIexdDTl dialog is fascinating

Look how instinctively, the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth. Nature is beautiful. https://t.co/xLWLm87Nya

Whenever a friend's kid asks about following their dreams and college I show them this chart https://t.co/Yir5zebXs8

There Is a Horse In The Apple Store https://t.co/B10mGPuRTa

"This should never happen." 18.3 million matches.

#GitHub #programming

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Reading a book these days is like an act of war against the attention-industrial complex

I see April Fool's day has started in some timezones ;) https://t.co/P4tcD96EXS

ransomware is just growth hacking for online backup startups

By popular demand, Git Frost poetry poster for sale!! http://t.co/2cCADDKURv http://t.co/CNg9jpL2xU

try { soHard(); } catch(error) { lostItAll(error); } finally { console.log("it didn't even matter"); }

Acceptable response times: • Mail: 1 Month • Email: 1 day • Text: 1hr • Slack: 1min “WHERE IS DAVID YOU GUYS HAS ANYONE SE…

@tiandavis @shanselman @ch9 good old 254 char path limitation, too

MS Edge latest vs. IE11 in Ember.js on fast desktop. Spoiler alert: Edge does not win. https://t.co/t6RwL8JEE8 https://t.co/UccBqmIfCm

how is "Ubuntu on Windows 10" gonna deal with the massive path semantic differences. Those are brutal. Case sensitive, charset, slashes..

The Trouble with Tor https://t.co/yFbyOlt9RA

Sometimes it’s tough to keep my eyes from turning into little hearts

I will be hanging out at the Build 2016 Hub area for an hour or two, if anyone wants an ass kicking

"E" for an edge wireless connection should be the middle finger emoji to properly convey the experience https://t.co/NTM6AgToeh

Windows 10 new bash users. Welcome! The first few commands you should master: ls cd rm -rf /mnt/c #Build2016

Crazy Accident Leaves Two Race Cars Stacked on Top of Each Other https://t.co/peGvaTVEzW https://t.co/XkcEmQarSu

If there is a PS4.5 I may buy it out of a perverse desire to break the console lifecycle model. It's gotta go.

walk this list of Chromebook mostly-Intel CPUs and note how many are slower than an iPad Pro (20k Octane) https://t.co/fhIKJTaW8S

I am haunted by the memory of that one time I didn't pre-sign for delivery #neverforget https://t.co/zALq63hrEk

Another "fun" evening playing Xbox One with the kids. Awful. https://t.co/hQngsJBCVt

@JZdziarski old phones, though.

Why don't I think phablets are entirely responsible for slow tablet growth? Cheap, better laptops: https://t.co/tfggmtZIr7

I was curious what the distribution of Android versions is looking like these days.. https://t.co/XDqr8BhJrO

Great article about the value of peer programming, or peer anything really https://t.co/k0Ko8AL2D6

When I see "she used coöperative learning" printed in the New Yorker I am all like https://t.co/n41ehHA8KB

I feel like most of my project insights are of the "my God, I should have thought of this a YEAR ago, I am an are idiot!" variety

2nd place in "single .exe that fits in 64kb" competition at Revision 2016 https://t.co/Oji40fLYdY

First place in "single .exe that fits in 64kb" competition at Revision 2016 https://t.co/eFYHQqAp3M

weird thing is Bluehost is very good about force-updating WordPress and common plugins, but.. rando plugins, game over every time

Every damn year https://t.co/PKOAOHVfOW

trying to fix up an exploited WordPress install for local PTA on awful cpanel shared hosting. It looks like maybe compromised plugin?

@matthewbloch @PetrPeller yes it is easy if you don't make one of THOUSANDS OF POSSIBLE TINY BUT CRITICAL MISTAKES. Also: seriously?

@matthewbloch lol, running a local mail server is a super mega bad idea on every level there is

sent ~120 emails on Mandrill cancellation to open source Discourse sites we installed. Thanks MailChimp! You suck! https://t.co/QiN5eyDshj

What's the most inspiring article you've read in the last 4-5 years? One you keep returning to; one you regularly recommend to others?

It's certainly one of our more popular options. The book to read is "Paying for the Party" https://t.co/ipm5CxWe0M https://t.c…

Try this One Weird Trick for better communication on the Internet! https://t.co/fY0AtPxs42 https://t.co/ENcvZEhPwo

Worth a re-share: my advice to parents after an #autism diagnosis.

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