This ebay auction sure took a dark turn https://t.co/ymaF6Nn6IM

Long story but I have ~20 of these 2TB 2.5" drives. If you are in east bay, make me an offer! https://t.co/Ub4w6InVM9

All of a sudden the Oculus logo makes a lot more sense https://t.co/bMOadk2ndJ

As a person who bet the company on desktop javascript perf on mobile devices, I'd just like to say https://t.co/C3XThbTR3M

VoCore: barely larger than an ethernet port, 360mhz CPU, 32mb RAM, 16mb flash, USB2, Wifi https://t.co/lQR1pQrwMl https://t.co/ulXUHdu8y0

We found out about this because Privacy Badger was freaking out, so good work EFF! https://t.co/Xe6uXuzBQa

Found out the hard way that CloudFlare's "free" CDN will insert a top-level domain cookie for 'security'. Not cool https://t.co/eaSHVYIHRP

How the rapid advance of gaming video cards made AlphaGo possible -- https://t.co/rIPixJId8b https://t.co/70ixSJYkwS

Do not touch https://t.co/EPpgY0K2s4

How is it that you can love the tiny humans so *much* and yet the full size humans ... not so much?

Priorities https://t.co/xN5QAUWfxK

Spending Easter with our kids in the traditional manner: watching stuff get smashed by a giant hydraulic press https://t.co/0FNxHArtgA

"there is still one thing that bugs him: He's not a billionaire. Yet." https://t.co/Pu7QOd9SyM

Even if you're having a rubbish Easter weekend, take solace in the fact you aren't doing social media for Cadbury. https://…

Frohe Ostern! https://t.co/tV9DMaTJtP

Meanwhile, in Menlo Park https://t.co/63NgqrGogE

And if a ten-ton duck
Killed the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine. https://t.co/…

Follow your dreams 🌟❤️💯💩 https://t.co/y40jx3coGA

I think you *should* be angry. You should be mad as hell. But channel that anger into something constructive, that moves things forward.

just another flavor of "somebody is to blame for this", because a world of random suffering makes no sense https://t.co/PpSTnQqMef

It's a bit sad how so many of the anti-vax arguments read to me as "our child is autistic, and we are angry at the world"

"in a crease pattern, you can see everything that is hidden in the folded work" https://t.co/CiHeUFAjL0

This place is like Willy Wonka’s Climbing Gym. Whoever thought of it is genius. https://t.co/kWYTeMyRgR

In space, no one can hear you scream https://t.co/FO6fLb7MT6

@dozba a+++ would read again.

If guns make us safe—and more guns make us more safer—then the RNC should totally want #OpenCarry at GOP convention: htt…

24% of librarians wanted to live in Richard Scarry's Busytown as a child; 75% still want to drive a pickle car https://t.…

TL;DR the magnitude of Deep Blue's purpose built chess perf improvement was about the same as today's GPUs offer to .. anyone. 150-200x.

Thanks For Ruining Another Game Forever, Computers https://t.co/rIPixJId8b https://t.co/kNUsgxV1go

Microsoft VP of Bad Decisions writes blog entry https://t.co/xyhWH2dd94

Evaluating the strength of human chess champions by comparing their moves with now far stronger chess programs https://t.co/qxuX1438PR

Meanwhile, in the UK (stick with it, trust me) https://t.co/oSYmCn1wec

Every discussion on the Internet ever https://t.co/4JaKA3fc72 https://t.co/AC1q1vbwvV

@cellophaneskies dude look it up if you don't believe me man

@cellophaneskies NOPE

@cellophaneskies stereo sound has been so overdue on the iPad.. finally with Pro

Have you ever thought to yourself, "I demand a sex change by people with a high level of expertise?" because if so, I know a website

re-reading some old forum postings wherein I said "eccentric Japanese dating sims are like fun kryptonite" and I stand behind that 1000%

Don't be sad Ben!! I will still watch your movie despite the mediocre reviews! (If it can entertain my six year old, I am for it.)

Sad Ben https://t.co/O6RAhh2ZCx

4yo June calls unadorned objects “boring” instead of plain. e.g. “I have 2 Pez, one Star Wars & one boring”. 😂 https://t.co/t…

Trying to decide if I hate myself enough to get a Kindle Fire tablet for "testing"

@renyio anything that's not retina is a disaster.. can't go back

"Perhaps what's most interesting about the Fire Tablet is what it says about the state of the tablet market." https://t.co/WwH3dpplIa

I am growing increasingly pessimistic about the tablet market. I personally love the damn things, but..

I seriously can't even think of any tablet feature Apple could introduce that would make it worth upgrading to over the Air 2.

More bad news for the tablet market: the Air 2 is gonna be a *very* long lived device with 2gb ram and triple core. No incentive to upgrade.

"Because when good is dumb, evil will always triumph." https://t.co/LCgsDVf7fF

Apple: “Millions of people use super old PCs, it’s so sad, what a bunch of dummies with their sad old computers lol” https://…

Miss these frequent gems from @codinghorror #gcpnext https://t.co/T2P7M4h164

Programming is most analogous to Shop class in high school: https://t.co/y67deUedMg

My Dad and I used to obsessively read books together when I was a teenager. Doing that again with him now -- brings back good memories.

Huh. So the 128gb iPad Air 2 used to be $699 (no longer sold), 128gb iPad Pro 9.7" is $749.

RockBand4's crowdfunding campaign ends soon! Back it to sing like NecroDancer's shopkeeper! https://t.co/xGdsE4QY0o ht…

Tay bot is a good example of what happens when you fail to design for evil. *Always* design for evil. https://t.co/CwTudIgvPM

@lowellheddings @kevindente I am counting the days until it is dead forever. It is an affront to human dignity

New blog post: NPM & left-pad: Have We Forgotten How To Program? An opinion of recent events. https://t.co/bNqkvTScLN via @…

There Were 5-Hour Lines to Vote in Arizona Because the Supreme Court Gutted the Voting Rights Act via @thenation https://…

This is fascinating: net users in Angola are piggybacking on zero-rated Facebook and Wikimedia traffic for "piracy" https://t.co/B…

"All they have is the Internet, and their own troubled lives, and the place where those two things intersect." https://t.co/cOlfkfRs70

Rules of Engagement for a SF construction team are good for any team. https://t.co/7CxAr29HEY

I bear no person ill will, but I may scroll down a bit more vigorously when I see certain avatars

”Ohhhh, I see! It’s the best band in the history of rock!” https://t.co/sveab5dozT https://t.co/Eh680IZ4yM

I saw Creed and I liked it but Drago would have been so much cooler. "His son must break you"

This evening just got hella real. https://t.co/sUh1iWQXNE https://t.co/u2B0R3rUKM

I can't believe hundreds of JS packages took a single, simple *function* as a full blown dependency. Bonkers.

"someone toppled the Jenga tower of JavaScript" 😂 https://t.co/RevYEAGIzt

Checking off your to-do list is psychologically rewarding. But it can undermine your effectiveness: https://t.co/3vj3lqwLDI

"Tired of writing code? Me too! Let's have Stack Overflow do it." https://t.co/ojZS1rnLKB

Here are Google, Amazon and Facebook’s Secrets to Hiring the Best People https://t.co/I9FGdETDuH

Funny how in education (college) and healthcare, two systems where money is paid indirectly, "administrative" costs balloon to huge levels

In 1989, Scholastic gave up on copy protection. This is what they sent to their customers: https://t.co/xnJoUqxss0 https://t.co…

I despise your cups. https://t.co/QhU5coSmGC https://t.co/ZnnDNRI6Ai

Does anyone know anyone at @brighttalk? I'd like to get a copy of my presentation video here: https://t.co/BCgPjqWiFC

@raganwald @ftrain I don't think I've ever met a programmer who liked Objective-C.

I like how we say "shadow economy" instead of "crime". Has a nice ring to it.

"Italy has one of the largest shadow economies in the rich world" https://t.co/nir78sTWvK

Atwood's (@codinghorror) Law outpaces Moore's Law for the first time – Core Utils implemented in JavaScript https://t.co/jCqpbL…

"don't forget to visit your mother" https://t.co/Ubg2YamCyV

Wow, at $379 for a cracked iPad Air 2 screen repair.. AppleCare starts to seem like a good investment https://t.co/pnQ3BNwxM5

Make Easter Great Again https://t.co/Y7ys6BmJxG https://t.co/KzfCGdJeZX

Update your decks!!!!!! The 2016 Marketing Technology Landscape is here https://t.co/Ok8diCet63

I was expecting a significant perf boost with fast-tap on iOS 9.3, but it blows my mind how Mobile Safari now feels a million time…

Some parts of Kansas are so depopulated that they count as "frontier" again. If you move there, Kansas will pay you https://…

Remember people, lots and lots of CPU cores is what is best for servers! Right? Right?? https://t.co/Vi3uZMok8v

"I want you to turn my life upside down with your whimsical joyeux de vivre" https://t.co/wmQX8Pr3A1

Here I come, the pinnacle of predator evolution, an ancient master of bloodshed and--WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--carnage https:/…

@CognoscoCuro @jkottke @JoshuaCorvinus you should see it

Guess I'm done trusting anything I don't see in person ever again: https://t.co/A3RuWQ9zUk

Joe Manganiello is amazing as himself in the new Pee Wee movie, courtesy Netflix. Keep the oddball hits coming! https://t.co/cyELbqyFV2

@AndrewNCassidy @max_read pretty sure that was available elsewhere

Burying the lede is not an academic journalism complaint. It means you failed to deliver the *most important* part of the story.

"we just kinda cared more than those other companies about making it exist" https://t.co/M8Y9KGcNQ6

Time to recover e-book you paid for: Infinite. Time to pirate the same author's complete works: Three minutes. https://t.co/M…

Dogs Playing D&D, A Dungeons & Dragons Version of a Classic ‘Dogs Playing Poker’ Painting https://t.co/J2K9UQSMoW https:…

Silicon Valley season 3! https://t.co/dQf0xSLKUD

"a mid-generation tweak to the actual graphical power of home console hardware is pretty much unprecedented" https://t.co/P8uS1SPpeh

@Lee_Ars @fmanjoo yeah I am fan of infinite scroll (obviously) and I have even come to love "auto-play-next" which is a step beyond that.

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