@johnrh @troyhunt uhhh nope https://t.co/1YUxQNdja4

That said, "enter ANYTHING here" is a bad idea for democracy in general, versus, "pick from these four somewhat-reasonable choices"

Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Boaty McBoatface! https://t.co/iKg1RKJxaU

note that both e5-1630v3 and e5-1650v3 are "140w TDP" according to Intel's spec sheets. Not so much!

e5-1630v3 = 3.7 Ghz 4 cores, 8 threads, 180w measured mprime. e5-1650v3, 3.5 Ghz 6 cores, 12 threads, 250w measured mprime

I had no idea Tiger Woods had such a close connection to his dad. sobering https://t.co/BFpJxSD46m

That time Stephen King was recognized by an elderly woman in a Florida supermarket https://t.co/0xkLdr4Htl

The average Web page size is now the same size as Doom https://t.co/G4OQeWIDuq https://t.co/xhkonZTEsD

I did an interview with @jonobacon for @Forbes about behavioral economics in technology: https://t.co/XYVonQxJjo

Maybe You'll Get Some, Maybe You Won't https://t.co/OlObKaBr8n

I'm not crying, it's just been purple raining on my face

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How having children taught me about empathy, and changed the way I build software https://t.co/86exp7zU3l

They don't even mention the biggest negative of Theranos: they want to use the infinity stones to enslave earth.

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doing performance evaluations well is like doing "blood-letting well" https://t.co/p3FIp2ryaV

Jef Raskin: "It is much faster to grab a pocket calculator." https://t.co/gbKXRm7fRV

I like to add � and ’ any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if…

If you think of real time chat as the Solution To All Our Problems, you're gonna have a bad time https://t.co/U9jVwvouCo

The 2016 Macbook removes 2 / 4 "bad" things about the 2015 model. Shame no additional usb-c https://t.co/oPKP5OaeQS

"[even] high end [video cards] struggle to render games natively at 4K on PC" https://t.co/o3cc6LSMn4

The devil, as they say, is in the details https://t.co/qbpHPHhtp8

Since upgraded PS4.5 is all but confirmed, will Xbone follow suit? I for one applaud this move.

Shift but only for letters because haha fuck you that's why.

See how shift is held down here as I begin typing? Guess what happens if I press 8. Hint: *not* an asterisk. https://t.co/jluqid4T0z

I would have more time for my kids if I didn't spend so much time posting all these fliers https://t.co/PdMy4Z3vd5 https://t.co/PHQgYc9yuA

Looks like scammers are hitting @amazon's Kindle Unlimited program: https://t.co/EnHwgbczzd

Article has good suggestions to…

Parenting Simulator 2016: Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada. Dada.

Wow, just ran into this nastiness with a USB-to-serial adapter! https://t.co/22ftPluMHQ https://t.co/GdGCxNsEX8

@codinghorror You forgot the part where @rockhardawesome said, "This movie is way better than ET." 😂

Our tax prep person just replied "good job" to my email about paying our taxes and I'm pretty sure it was sarcastic and I deserved it

So! We watched Avatar and I .. actually really liked it. Yeah, derivative story but A+++ for spectacle and actually decent CGI aliens.

@jeffbonhag @stelian @ftrain Challenge accepted! https://t.co/LLqfxMyhr3

What startup company in their right mind is gonna hire @realdanlyons? Did they.. not know.. anything about him? At.. all?

TIL a 7 year old fits in a server cabinet https://t.co/PbCRMU0i1U

The Post-Productive Economy https://t.co/M9vqZ18Njc

This did not end as expected. https://t.co/CfVHET53km

How gimped will the next iteration of Intel Atom be? If past history is our guide: very. https://t.co/D21rUHKpi3

Brutalist Websites https://t.co/OdYH2uDtkB

You know when phone cords get uncoiled and you can't make them normal again? It has an *amazing* name: https://t.co/Fw…

@dozba yeah I don't disagree with that but if a company as big as eBay can't fix mothership.. It is sinking

VR as a realtime communication medium? That's going to be huge?Are these people drunk?

@dozba not fixing the mothership is a real bad long term call though

Seriously considering installing an ad blocker now https://t.co/s8xmtreSUz

eBay's website is terrifyingly awful. Real throwback to 2003. Their mobile apps are quite good, in contrast. Probably because newer.

“falling in love, breaking into a bank, bringing down the govt…they all look the same right now: they look like typing” @Penn…

Phil Collins is singing about:

We allowed our 7 year old to buy a Minions fart blaster. I already regret this. https://t.co/mSNYyICsgq

it's actually pronounced jithub

I've never seen Avatar, is it worth it?

After many years of self-tracking everything (activity, work, sleep) I've decided it's ~pointless. No non-obvious lessons or in…

The art of sentence length. Swoon https://t.co/K91GEZTnKm

One of my favorite bots is rm. You chat with it and it tell it what files to delete and it deletes them. Really fun stuff.

This looks amaaazing, but $5k. https://t.co/y3HzCvGgYC https://t.co/CpP21vWFbx

BadUSB - USB thumb drive that turns itself into a keyboard and installs malware by TYPING: https://t.co/4LRrxeNd3l

Subtext is that fictional systems aren't that different from production systems. Both are held together with a mass of duct tape and spit.

"give them a real-ish simulation of a real-ish system to hack against and experiment with" https://t.co/Twkhvq46u0

The way the Defender ship fires is beautiful. Here's my breakdown of it: https://t.co/6xd2vo6AXm

Here's The Programming Game You Never Asked For https://t.co/Twkhvq46u0

I should look into joining this hot new "Face Book" social network I am hearing so much about

My Kindle Oasis order won't arrive until June 7th, until then I have to read my books on a Kindle Voyage like a god damn peasant

A hard chocolate rain is gonna fall

the mattress for couples with trust issues https://t.co/PVFdxHvjXr

"no Google products actually run on Google Cloud Platform." https://t.co/2L7Y5w9qQR

Finally, a yogurt I can get behind https://t.co/vwtg6BPn4H

It's my desire https://t.co/OL4emHe8ab

Huh, I didn't realize the 2015 paperwhite has the same 300 ppi screen as voyage/oasis! https://t.co/ZXCYalBgcu

as a UVa graduate I feel obliged to note that it is Thomas Jefferson's birthday

They *all* say 'fragile.' https://t.co/5QTNgxIWR2

"more power in determining who can be heard ... than any Supreme Court justice, any king or any president." https://t.co/9VfrjDG2S1

captionbot.ai nailed it https://t.co/BROvlNbgIT

The Guardian's deep dive into harassment and abuse in their comments: analyzing 70M comments, women and minori... https://t.…

From the VIM 8.0 release notes - “Dropped the support for MS-DOS.” And you complained about supporting IE8

@leokennis car trips with 3 kids, etc

ooo lookin' good, new Windows 10 Emojis! https://t.co/PZvfQbbe1Y

For convenience, it looks like a 128gb low profile flash drive may be the way to go with the HooToo as "one device" https://t.co/OKPcikWb5P

Got my HooToo Titan, flashed latest, set up device name and you can SAMBA any USB storage as \\devicename -- awesome https://t.co/D5PbvpFnA8

In which flat-Earthers discover jpegs. https://t.co/V0g5li0336

darkness envelops me. https://t.co/a1QYOhNPgi https://t.co/RL53WRHS4Y

To those people who want a grill on the Model S… https://t.co/ZnwYGHOrIf

@loydcase the cheap M.2 SSDs based on the Phison S10 controller aren't bad at all for the price.

@loydcase there is a burgeoning industry of cheaper M.2 SSDs, as I found here (see my last comments) https://t.co/BBQlQ6sEka

@loydcase they make 1TB M.2 SSDs? Which brand?

Awww yiss LED FTW https://t.co/G8FW3N0xpa

Dear fellow white people: please stop trying to touch the hair of strangers. It is just creepy. https://t.co/lZsjWKQsVC

@loydcase write in HTML ;)

Never trust a soldier who is eager to go to war.

@dozba Fleetwood Mac: A Study of Group Dynamics https://t.co/T8si72N1L5

@orlando_boffill the point is, you are supposed to grow out of that kind of behavior -- most do, some don't ;)

@orlando_boffill have you ever had a two year old? You will hate them, at times, for quite justifiable reasons. They behave like assholes

"millennials aren't narcissists, young people are narcissists, and they get over themselves as they get older" https://t.co/QWgwcU9cup

Speaking of serial killers, this comic book about someone who went to high school with Jeffrey Dahmer is amazing. https://t.…

Outstanding article on community moderation, with several excellent (and relatively easy to implement) tips: https://t.co/IJ4dbc5QPD

40 years ago today: https://t.co/EEfaiXhEg7 (@coudal)

I decided what the world needed tonight, more than anything else, was a copy of Bill Gates' donkey.bas on GitHub https://t.co/WhyDFx3qUO

national sibling day is just a day created by Big Sibling so they have an excuse to tell you to stop hitting yourself

PET ME

PET ME YOU SON OF A BITCH

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“Yourself,” answered Mirra, “the war inside your head.” https://t.co/dS7xl3KPa0

The answer to my "how do I make a media drive available over wifi" question and more, people love this thing https://t.co/D5PbvpWYrG

I disabled 3D Touch on my 6+s because of weird Safari issues with it and keep forgetting to turn it back on https://t.co/w1XVAUR2ss

Price of stamps (letter and postcard) dropping today. First time in 97 years. box 345, 05060 https://t.co/7pwYNF6Fdy https://…