"Their idea of heaven would be completing a tax return on Mars." this, my friends, is Kickstarter money WELL spent https://t.co/T6nwnQ9rxe

somehow our Xbox One Elite, when it partially powers up to do background stuff, still manages to be the loudest thing in the room. 👎

I love the way Weiss reacts to being compared to Einstein https://t.co/pQkokzsdgw

I heard that "love yourself" Justin Beiber song on the radio yesterday and I liked it. Oh God, does this mean I am a belieber now?

it is beyond bonkers how slow Twitter's web UI is in Firefox vs. Chrome. Try it yourself.

irl z-fighting https://t.co/fKfPUGIPW3

That feeling when your children have clearly gone too long between dentist visits https://t.co/GY58CLuaon

amazing collection of video glitch explanations via @workergnome https://t.co/i15taEnFYA https://t.co/CdFuPFdVCJ

Is this the best vine https://t.co/D4OKk8GZBY

🎉 200k followers 🎉 It is only now that I can finally feel validated as a person, someone who MATTERS in the big scheme of things.

@InsidiousForce roughly a bit quieter than an Xbox one when playing games

My Skull Canyon is monstrous for a 45w TDP box, 13w idle (with display sleeping) and a near-PS4 equivalent GPU https://t.co/HFK2Etmr4B

Teach yourself C++ in 21 days https://t.co/9zezemjz9f https://t.co/h7R3BBd0lw

who's slide is it anyway – new improv presentation format in which a random stock photo is shown and you have to keep the pres…

Imagine how crappy everything we are doing now will seem in a hundred years. I envy you, future humans.

"she lived through 20 presidents, two world wars and the birth of the automobile, the airplane, TV and Internet" https://t.co/5XalJJXn2i

little-discussed but super annoying thing about LED lights: unlike incandescents, no two brands have the same light color / intensity

For some reason when I think of @JasonPunyon I literally visualize him in my mind as Eddie Money https://t.co/Ip1PZLjPn1

I get really tired of explaining why "drop by our fun evening hang-out event!" does not work when you have kids

Approaching day three of unanswered @rackspace support tickets.. does anyone actually work there?

Aw man where did I leave that blue keycard. Somewhere in 1993 I think https://t.co/cbRCY5PP8O

Guys I have some bad news UA Corp reports there is a demonic invasion in progress you better put this on https://t.co/DZw6qYFrag

Doom (2016) is out today? Time for a bit of the old ultraviolence, then. https://t.co/KVisSlq1xG

is it just me or is Firefox *dramatically* slower at the Twitter web UI than Chrome? They're usually fairly close in speed..

We are SO. EXCITED. to release Hopscotch 3.0 today. First ever programming language designed to be used on a phone. htt…

Cancer, Sea Urchins & Nazis: Sam Apple's new NYT Magazine piece.
An Old Idea, Revived: Starve Cancer to Death https://t.c…

A Bothered Mind https://t.co/djJbEm78Ow

Can a computer be sexy? https://t.co/5YDFJxEzS9

Come on in https://t.co/aZt5f3p2Jm

o.O https://t.co/L0smS1kewp

I sincerely feel that @marcgravell is not Workin On My Problemz hard enough https://t.co/WkNOQXgsiG

Just FYI, the co-founder / CTO of Hyperloop has the greatest name of all time. ALL TIME https://t.co/O97IBcw6EA

Thoughtful piece on the march towards centralized services https://t.co/IigRbj5ZKY

Teens/20s: Injured ankle playing sports. 30s: Injured ankle while jogging. 40s: Injured ankle doing nothing at all.

Please accept my resignation from the human race. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

"But what happens when the sun looks at us through binoculars?" https://t.co/bb3TUhp2Uc

'Brix System' are human sized, Lego-inspired electronic devices & raaather cool: https://t.co/wUUezUFAba https://t.co/kCw…

Tron: Legacy may have been so-so but the soundtrack is great https://t.co/mQVIgt3rVB

"I just remember being heard. That’s the secret to building a network. People want to be heard." @ftrain https://t.co/JumY7en…

Trailblazers under new ownership.

/ht @pws https://t.co/yMhidcZeU5

AG @LorettaLynch: "This is about the dignity and the respect that we accord our fellow citizens..." #HB2
https://t.co/T9MOH7E48t

George Clinton once said the closest analog to Parliament-Funkadelic for white people was the B-52s https://t.co/zLAUyO87LN

My personal top 3 things you should donate to, monthly if possible: Wikipedia. EFF. Internet Archive.

"difference in speed ... was a bigger predictor of injury than speed alone" https://t.co/C4gnjSVDnA

You know how having a very fast moving lane of traffic next to a slow lane of traffic is super dangerous? This is also true of discussions.

You only enjoy two things. https://t.co/UTIb3Qh57M

a low point in the otherwise excellent @stripe API: zero ways to re-send a payment receipt?? :( https://t.co/blIpR8xaTt

This amazing GIF shows how global temperature keeps spiralling upwards.

Animation by @ed_hawkins #climate https://t.co/Q4n…

I wonder how many branding agencies test their logos upside down? 🤔 https://t.co/yB8THvpCkO

I can only ever really get behind violent revolution when I'm trying to understand my health insurance.

Why white people don't use white emoji https://t.co/Bj1d820Dx0 https://t.co/IALVIFNjxg

Ultimately it does not matter, the disaster that Windows 10 is at high DPI negates basically every other benefit I can think of.

Surprisingly, the Surface Pro 4 keyboard is a *lot* better than the Macbook keyboard. Like .. a lot a lot

How the internet is used for research. http://t.co/L54BHJQJSL

This short video will teach you everything you need to know about computer programming. https://t.co/FhDgwJH42x

Great quote by @fredwilson: "If they aren’t laughing at you, you aren’t working on the right things." https://t.co/qQ0xbRUqGp

I so want to like Better Call Saul, but I just can't take the melding of the World's Most Boring Law Procedural into the plot.

"Let me go on record: Codename: Eagle multiplayer was so good it makes me, to this day, want to cry." https://t.co/2iTeTItirN

@codinghorror user tested a Mac app with high schoolers. They couldn't find the menus - phones have taught them the top ba…

manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre dev: ok, this is it, remember your training class Dog…

@lowellheddings chrome

This 2016 MacBook has battery life that can legitimately be described as “insanely great”

That drop-down menus feature so prominently in the OS X UI feels like a relic of a different — and obsolete — era

Holy crap Civil War was so good it was like the best Avengers movie and the best Spider Man movie and the best Black Panther movie too

Lessons on predicting Trump: Good priors+loose analysis beat bad priors+tight analysis https://t.co/kxZd4nMSFW https://t.co/er…

Looking for a $40 device to stream media to multiple devices over WiFi, plus battery? https://t.co/nhfhepzImj https://t.co/eJovOS5kcv

Respect https://t.co/Ce14r1uqd4

I think it's because they're British.

I basically hate all videogame "journalism" and video personalities, but the "outside xbox" guys are hilarious. https://t.co/p1XojN0Xu0

Oh sweet lawd, *who* will finally be brave enough to speak up for the rights of us MEN? <fans self coquettishly>

Most productive exception handler ever https://t.co/ymDoKVcQo5

Your Own Personal WiFi Storage https://t.co/nhfhepzImj

Greatest moments in the WH press briefing room: https://t.co/46fu6TLIp0

Well, this Seven Nation Army remix is kind of awesome, at least. https://t.co/ZPsnN3Quxk

Refreshing my memory about WWI in the modern way, via super nutty YouTube video https://t.co/4DIey6mw5O

I was excited about the new Battlefield game until it was confirmed to be set in WWI. Uh.. er.. ok? https://t.co/tH8GEegTQ9

10 years ago @realDonaldTrump walked into my grad school project, cutting a deal with these infomercial gurus: https://t.co/…

I just saw this for the first time and I am DYING, it's PERFECT https://t.co/r7WPLiMfAv

Our 7 year old son loves these Dude Diary things https://t.co/uVC5xqfo3z

I'm not a religious man, but if I was https://t.co/XROntOlOf5

@lowellheddings the question is why you keep meeting them over and over

I feel like I can't fully appreciate The Force Awakens until I listen to a 4 hour podcast by @siracusa and friends about it.

Cards against compilers! https://t.co/ZK6nvOgQ7Q

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"Your typing will now be a constant audible reminder to your teammates that you aren’t f-ing around." https://t.co/6N3eOGGg4h

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Oracle is moving to per-transistor licensing https://t.co/WTz8rk6OnF

Those who say "skip the comments" are missing something: the whole world (facebook, twitter, snapchat, etc) *is* the comment section now

A screenshot from the latest version of the Nissan ConnectEV app... https://t.co/Tseyvwyg3R

Wait, there was a version of Wolf3d for the Apple //gs? mindblown.gif https://t.co/aN1wkRMc4b

"It is .. the only Apple II publication still in print as of 2015." https://t.co/eKspz9aYnb

New side project: price tags on Google Calendar events based on the inferred hourly rates of participants. https://t.co/nzc…

Why MIT stopped teaching "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs": https://t.co/TY8YmdyHP0 *lots* to think about h…

@HazzaRAlkaabi nice! What is the URL?

@codinghorror go big or go home. 3 for me. https://t.co/N3Igai9XHS

I have known how to quit Mac apps for years thanks to https://t.co/aZumwxPT8d

I did find Magnet and I use it and like it! https://t.co/5A187JquxR

Coming from a decade of Windows, the way OS X handles GUI windows is extremely bizarre. Apparently they are meant to just pile up randomly.

Got a physical mass mail from Uber inviting me to be an Uber driver and make up to $420 extra on the weekend at $20/hr