Don't Get Rich, Don't Die Trying: The Thermals' Hutch Harris on day jobs, money, and ego in indie music   https://t.co/VlMvo…

New t-shirt just came in the mail. Perfect timing for what I've been tinkering with today. Thanks @Cloudscout! https://t.co/B…

@gortok @lizardbill who wrote that horseshit in the screenshot

What’s really funny is that Monster House had a “people kicked off the show before, all in the same show” episode. Guess how that went?

everything I needed to know about software project management, I learned from Monster House https://t.co/Mih3sIO0gk

Twitter dot com. (Screencap capped by @themotherfanboy) https://t.co/dVCrrGrgX7

Finally sourced by @beenewilliamr ! How to Make a Chair: any resemblance to software development is.. coincidental https://t.co/30XS4CLIj0

@sloverlord @peteruhnak yeah we need the SOURCE

People who complain that "I don't credit original source of images/video", take note. I do. It's REALLY HARD TO DO sometimes though.

Here's another shot from the video clip. I've tried word, video, pic search.. nothing. Source? https://t.co/gwbhueXMUQ

Does anyone know the source of the black and white cartoon chair animation clip that begins this way? https://t.co/fWe6Zfhzi2

strive for MVP: Minimum Viable Process.

🚨 GOOGLE'S USE OF THE DECLARING CODE AND SSO OF APIS IS FAIR USE 🚨

Considering Discourse for your game community? See what these 15 communities had to say https://t.co/3r4Nqyrj1z https://t.co…

Barack Obama is officially one of the most consequential presidents in American history https://t.co/AzRlUNdUD5 via @vox…

It’s been over a decade since Valve first promised Half-Life 2: Episode 3 https://t.co/VibXUFUtwD by @KyleOrl

Both XBone and PS4 are introducing new, faster consoles soon because of VR. Guess I made the right call last year: https://t.co/0AATkfxxdq

@blehdesu it is suuuper bad right now for whatever reason. Not a small difference

Obj-C code snippet, written two years ago, becomes Swift code snippet, written today. https://t.co/krUzW9DFSe

Considering going as Sammy Hagar In the I Can't Drive 55 Video for halloween this year. https://t.co/xiM7ka0YUs https://t.co/vnQPf6zvHw

This is amazing https://t.co/J5vzo6I3HV

Getting babies to stop crying and not die may have made humans smarter https://t.co/boMfnFntRG by @BethMarieMole

I really dig what Osmo is doing (requires iPad, and a kid) https://t.co/LE8PDEdudW

every online gun control argument should open with this clip https://t.co/b3OdrX34Dc

So hard to drive 55 right now https://t.co/dXzk1NvaHC

Oh nooooo, not my premium access! https://t.co/GoBE4ZP61O

It was basically impossible to deploy Rails apps like @discourse sanely before @docker -- now it's easy.. ish https://t.co/FtGt6VV9BZ

I don't want to know, but knowing is half the battle. https://t.co/Ccjfv4IgK6

The advantage of writing crazy things in emails, is that you'll get some reply months later and be like "did I say that? I guess I did?"

I'm just happy @patio11 is out from under the thumb of Big Bingo

hi @twitter instead of implementing garbage like public first @s and moments please implement these features instead http…

Light Is Really Slow https://t.co/5DzYJyIzlg

Read every EQ tale published before 2014 free of charge in your browser. https://t.co/EpKha2Htpc https://t.co/8mBlnXu6tL

Banking tips https://t.co/8Q90f056EZ

If you are a super nerd like me who needs a ton of under-desk mounted ethernet ports because reasons, this is great: https://t.co/La6E29Frp6

I put on my robe and LED headlamp

For me, the value of specialized mail and calendar clients is quite low compared to "loads in any browser, works the same everywhere"

A friend of mine made this, I think it’s worth a tweet. https://t.co/W6lg5hhEqT

In 2015 VINYL record sales generated more income for music creators than music streams on YouTube & its competitors. https://t.c…

lulz

Chrome extension that stops you from copying and pasting from StackOverflow. https://t.co/bgnzamigmQ

I still get excited that I worked "Construction Kit" into our official company name. https://t.co/cnh1dfXZoL https://t.co/8SGe6jXmcp

Nerf Screamer Football But With Human Screams https://t.co/OT4zT7UZod

@jimmymcarthur @cshirky @SylvanianUK I see someone clearly does not love his children enough to give them the very best

May all your champagne wishes and caviar dreams come true

@JanFornoff where did I say that? I can't recall

Attention ARTISTS! Let me pay you $10,000 per month to draw Hit-Girl. Full details here: https://t.co/LgcvuXlLLi

It's so AWESOME to see newspapers mixing sound and video seamlessly into their articles like this. Kudos. https://t.co/5AnEw1hFUI

Rails in a nutshell: "if it works for Basecamp, it is Good Enough For Everyone™"

I am still coming to terms with the crazily high resale value of Apple products compared to the PC junk I was used to

@cruizer_ph lol

I deeply respect this level of nerding out. Props. https://t.co/NJivTIqX99

Funny how much of this boils down to "ORMs are the Vietnam of our industry" https://t.co/ML6HLGD1kq

This Android app helps kids + adults explore science and making: https://t.co/BM8c8m5n9E

Record sensor values right on your…

Even in Houston, Texas, support for the death penalty is down to only 27%. It's time. https://t.co/klgtfMK1ft

How it feels sometimes. https://t.co/0lJXnZ0o8T

This woman's face https://t.co/QwBMuSg8NI

On the positive tip, PvZ GW2 is really great. Major improvement over GW1, I highly recommend it.

On top of that, about 25% of the time, the framerate is super jerky for tens of minutes for reasons unknown.

On our XBone Elite, starting, logging in, then loading PvZ GW2 takes, I swear to God, every bit of 10 minutes. Excruciating. Hate this box.

Component leak shows iPhone 7 to have a 256GB storage option with 16GB still in the base model. Unbelievable. https://t.co/wB…

how a corporate hierarchy works https://t.co/UAdQi7EkpC

On the subject of keyboard shortcuts:

Cleveland officer gives his own Pokemon card collection to kid who had his stolen https://t.co/Dt8itMz6XK

IKEA fun time apparently https://t.co/6ux2qMgvzL

dear Twitter: I think you have a serious spam follower problem of late https://t.co/hpbVTCBalG

Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no

Just spotted in Alameda. Jinkies! https://t.co/WCQD39wlAX

@InPermutation @meatmanek @LouManglass @bradenshep kudos ;)

It is true, support for external GPUs via thunderbolt 3 would solve the "Mac VR problem". Not sure if Apple will ever do that, though.

The Golden Age of x86 Gaming https://t.co/FIUNe9cvVL https://t.co/S81fKO6rEf

Wow. This video. The 1996 Sega Windows 3.1 bug database is a thing to be remembered. https://t.co/UlpO6zDBJY

Sir Mix-a-Lot Breaks Silence on Blake Lively ‘Booty’ Brouhaha https://t.co/kj41ra9T5E https://t.co/eGNUN1eGA9

Deku Link plays "Baker Street" https://t.co/anDxAv9042

That time @theladybabies went to prom. 👭😍😍❤️ https://t.co/EnMDGXHS1t

Normally I wouldn't care, doowutchyalike, but the +complexity of subfolder for external services is HUGE. Massive. Forward proxies, etc.

I am approaching "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke someone" levels of frustration with the SEO snake oil on subfolder vs subdomain

does anyone who follows me work at rackspace/mailgun? may I contact you about something related to it, please?

But as an aside, can you imagine being forced to learn Java while forbidden from checking Stack Exchange

Lol there is no Google Calendar app for iPad. Zero. Clumsily resized phone app only. Apps are the best!

Apps! Reinventing the web, poorly, since 2009! https://t.co/1N3u8YRrqk

Roughly half the money raised to oppose a CA marijuana legalization proposition is from police, prison guard groups. http…

"Code can only tell you how the program works; comments can tell you why it works." https://t.co/rN0oyNZNmC

"The future of cyberspace belongs to bots." https://t.co/oaDCbBgauT

Check out this super hot coupling action 😳 https://t.co/qKLyZJ2f4q

Hate on HN all you want, but for the right topic, it is pure gold https://t.co/cfrL8xk4N4

I think I have gotten all the nooks and crannies of force-https working everywhere on my blog. Thanks @letsencrypt ! https://t.co/P5sJ2Wblzq

Here's what my burner email account associated with my only Facebook test account looks like. Goes on forever. https://t.co/mh1Eh6Nvbb

No headline in history has ever illustrated Betteridge's Law more perfectly than this one https://t.co/t1dnO1tSLX https://t.co…

I was just informed I have a poor understanding of the distinction between "kissing the children goodnight" and "getting them all riled up"

Canada is the first Canada in history

Younger Gamers Are More Likely To Pick The Dark/Evil Faction https://t.co/XwUBNmQZi4

Lego minifig series 15 is so outstanding https://t.co/XNpUudyTAq

I like the big iPad Pro more when I use it without the cover "naked". Type cover adds a bit too much weight for my tastes.

Last chance to get your new nerdy t-shirt souvenir from #googacle https://t.co/GKBsBwkoRD

"the world's first real-life, massive multiplayer, first person shooter" eh, requires leaving the house https://t.co/JGZDv8SZDN

to appreciate how long it takes to become really great at something, watch this awful 1987 Louis CK standup https://t.co/DJ5lVAvwSG

Android malware embedded in normal looking apps asks for root, but is effective even without it. Scary: https://t.co/AYBIF7eFTP

A+++ Twitter interaction would interact again https://t.co/ogiCYJk56n

so i made a thing. a very big PCB with 4304 components. A 6502 microprocessor. https://t.co/x78OwmwyHW https://t.co/KWztWA3…

Nothing is more soul-crushing than tickling a child and getting the "that was not a particularly good tickle but I'll pretend it was" laugh