Wow. The average American smartphone user downloads ZERO apps per month. https://t.co/0s8X9eSJtE h/t @rubinafillion https://t…

To the people who tell me "pointing and laughing isn't good management" I say, "you have much to learn, young padawan"

.@PaulTough's new book: Helping Children Succeed: What Works & Why

My review on Dev Impact https://t.co/0uaKbwMps1 https:…

Still looking for feedback on our open source Markdown reference / tutorial -- https://t.co/rlMl0pyaJA

oh my god Google Voice voicemail transcriptions are hilarious. Why did I not enable this sooner 😂😂😂

Everyone read this post by @SenJohnMcCain about @VP and civility in politics. https://t.co/D4qiKiaQEd Also this: https://…

Why women bring their "I Voted" stickers to Susan B. Anthony's grave. https://t.co/J44kKlVyXu https://t.co/wVLhrgByCC

me: animating the viewBox is 💥

@sarah_edo: I’ll write a post explaining it with epic demos

https://t.co/Q7W95jAD2q https…

Based on a rich lifetime of experience, I have definitively concluded there is no greater force in the universe than my own dumbassery.

VSCode 1.2 has been released: https://t.co/W4Sa78xo5N

Has there ever in the history of US politics been such a compelling "F**k everything" candidate for president? .. and do those folks vote?

I have a feeling laws are going to be a whole lot less effective than tech (e.g. deep captcha) on ticket sniping: https://t.co/RXj3O5dg9f

Smells Like Teen Shovel https://t.co/KZq2g9jj5q

Hey kids, stay in school, yeah? https://t.co/VNIo4BDIh3

Mr. McGee Speaks w/ Part-Time Employee Prince to Discuss His Performance Review: https://t.co/vLnUZvxMQU #PrinceDay https:/…

"It's too quiet. Time to update my motherboard/router/camera/toaster/lightbulb BIOS."

This place is not a place of honor. https://t.co/b3uyud6kvO

"There are more payday loan stores in America today than there are McDonalds." https://t.co/tLPHoTlxvs

Time to reach some conclusions https://t.co/PJUQbpi3Gk

On the death of the CPU: "Five years on, the 2500K is indeed still a perfectly viable choice for most AAA titles.." https://t.co/xJfzqyHuNX

Graphic warning labels on cigarettes increase quit attempts. https://t.co/y7jIZXtpMY

Pied Piper is finally in beta. The UI that their (fictional) engineers designed is the best joke of the series. https://t.co/…

Well sure, makes sense for a site to have hours of operation. Need someone working to shovel coal and such. https://t.co/TR…

Why are we still having arguments about the value of autocomplete in the editor? https://t.co/JUeZrJb5Q0

オセロットを見たら久しぶりにガンスピンをやりたくなったｗ
１カ月ぶりくらいにガンスピンをやったわｗ https://t.co/HZsSf5Pq8B

Toshiba + T-Pain: it ain't hardcore unless it's hexacore https://t.co/Dh0gqyKXPA

"If I ever see or hear of you shooting at a man in a parachute, I will shoot you down myself." https://t.co/h9LbvZ4Dim

Why do people find DNS so difficult? It’s just cache invalidation and naming things.

Prediction: Nobody will be able to tell if these ads are pro or anti. https://t.co/yxFyM9JbCR

Learned yesterday a Cisco 2960X switch will *fail to boot* if the mini-usb console port is connected at boot time. That is.. not optimal

@Burton_Abby @betsyphd the new album is .. legitimately good!

And here we were thinking this presidential election would be a Bush / Clinton rehash yawner. I trust no one is currently bored?

Internet, then vs. now. Pure gold. https://t.co/g2huEM20q7 https://t.co/CtKnqqBQus

speaking of, "I need a line length as wide as my monitor" *is* one of those arguments I will go Courage Wolf on you about.

It's surprising the number of "I *need* a line length as wide as my monitor!" arguments people will make. https://t.co/Dd12uRSWPt

@chriscoyier IT HAS BEEN ⓪⓪⓪② DAYS SINCE OUR LAST Z-INDEX INCREMENT

Just because someone throws an argument party doesn't mean I am obligated to attend. But when I do... https://t.co/u8PhLOrkMK

our long national nightmare of 28nm process GPUs is finally over

In the 1980s, Superman and Supergirl sewed pockets into their capes to carry pocket TRS-80s. Smart! https://t.co/7Rre49…

@ferrybig3 it was 10 years ago!

Brotli stats via @samsaffron on @discourse: app.js 233,165 bytes (5 sec compress, 7ms decompress) vs `gzip -9` 326,602 (5ms / 12ms)

"Also great for annoying everyone around you" https://t.co/ItkxSCB21B

Oh, this is definitely catching on. Homework will be so cool now. https://t.co/nwZsmX8xjc

Periodic Starfighter update: We're days away from launching Jailbreak, our 2nd set of challenges. Want to beta test? https://t…

Do you ever feel like you've been One Weird Tricking your way through life up until now?

Reading up on current TVs, sounds like I can hold out with my old Plasma set long enough for OLED to take over and skip LCD entirely! yay!

Just another day at Stack Overflow - improving a query for the 99.9999% case breaks @jonskeet. https://t.co/w2i0jz91y4

guide to fuse replacement https://t.co/A65ds8wDXN

Codepen is the best. https://t.co/2Jpi0QdwVi in related news, @chriscoyier is also the best.

don't talk to me or my son ever again https://t.co/ncAVcaDTod

This Dolph Lundgren AMA is everything I dreamed it could be https://t.co/GDohMaIg87 https://t.co/W7hFEK7dwi

I can't wait until my iPhone is pristine and (almost) portless. Death to the 💾 floppy disk , I mean, 🎧 headphone jack!

man @samsaffron sure has a *huge* love for HTTP/2. I guess living in Australia will do that to you! 🐨

yay, 32GB DDR4 ECC DIMMs have reached near price parity ($169). Time for our first 256GB RAM server.

@M_de_Jongh not sure color e-ink is gonna happen any time soon at all

Are you RAD enough to use a 13.3" eInk monitor? ARE YOU? https://t.co/OAp3FRREiY

We R Cute Shoplifters: Good Magazine on the online subculture of shoplifting teen girls   https://t.co/rMbgca4q8i

Who made the superior Construction Set? @BillB or Will Harvey? 🤔 https://t.co/Bs5NeK9Zof

Life goal: write one of those “now I’m rich but it didn’t really make me happy” blog posts.

wow, courtesy of @dchest and @tqbf -- with F12 devtools open, click-and-hold or right click on reload in Chrome: https://t.co/EdomvRHrRk

"how can I find three users, customers, or audiences, to prove that I've built something reusable?" https://t.co/dFEVNtBIQG

The purpose of money, beyond a certain point, is to use that money to enrich others. Or the world. Same thing, isn't it?

"Live a gentle human-size life." https://t.co/lXM0AvKZ04

This might actually be the worst tweet of all time. https://t.co/V3H9nmcHr5

Bad news for people wearing tinfoil hats: you're gonna need a whole lot more tinfoil https://t.co/xbwYfAqp9i

In a genre where no hero ever truly dies, this comic presented a world where heroes *always* died. https://t.co/Y94QhCaHqs

I started using madVR on my HTPC video playback and it is like ultimate upscaling nerdvana https://t.co/xiCkxCAPHx

Ain't no love in the 'hood for Dookie? https://t.co/rSnVuOA3ci

It looks like someone forgot to put a cover page on their OKR report again

When your Emoji game has peaked https://t.co/BeScPWb3YT

To be fair I have no idea what IBM does to make money. Build chess computers? Anyway, I don't work at IBM. There's a reason for that.

Why, for the love of FSM, would you take a job at a company before knowing *what they do?* https://t.co/ELhv5yoejo

Wow -- this goes a long way toward explaining the incredible popularity of GIFs https://t.co/FWwGUJfpuw

I rarely get headaches but my body decided hey, time for a massive multi-day one. Sorry if I am crankier than usual.

Applaud this move by Y Combinator to run a large, real world basic income experiment: https://t.co/3I0VyCOHYE

Going to get so organized! https://t.co/Pkuc6VCIHg

The Curse of the Ramones https://t.co/NBqly52AzO

Someone just trolled our open source project by requesting an English (Canadian) translation. You better be sorry!

Come to Shel Silverstein in next 50 mins if u want an ass kicking https://t.co/2AJaxUC5nY

marquee on local bowling alley said "Warriors, 6PM". I am such a damn nerd I really thought "cool movie screening" https://t.co/gjGm4dgA4r

Twitter: 10% typing, 90% scrolling through zillions of pages of Emoji to find just the right one

You begin to appreciate how tenuous our grasp on civilization really is when you approach a busy 4 way stop with all the traffic lights out

unless i receive $1,000,000 within the next 24 hours, i will allow linkedin to import my contacts

Meanwhile, in Palo Alto https://t.co/OKJIJ5o2uc

Current status https://t.co/AddXhh3OxQ

Finally an election bumper sticker I can support https://t.co/S1Jszfr28b

What’s the closest equivalent to https://t.co/WQujX0pOTB (which I love!) on Mac?

@BenRegenspan @GinnyMarvin ugh horrible

Ugh, I hope Google knows some horrible sleazy chum bucket bottom of article ad system is using their name https://t.co/D5tQkd1juO

@tweets_so_fresh nah, I understand accidents. This was gratuitous and intentional.

@tweets_so_fresh @amazingphilz @loydcase no, the text was identical. Identical. Not just the image.

@tweets_so_fresh @amazingphilz @loydcase I swear on (anything) I had never seen that before on Twitter or anywhere public

This is good advice on managing software teams, headline is misleading. https://t.co/W46F0Cojuv

Want to make a difference in the world? Here are some of the easiest ways anyone can have a big social impact https://…

This is maybe why I started to go blind last year, Real Ghostbusters next I think.. If my good eye hold up! https://t.co…

Presented for your consideration https://t.co/3qIzpsb7zy

I tracked the frequency, duration, intensity, and cause of my crying for 18 months: https://t.co/O1NL6X6UjL

leadership 101 https://t.co/JMlsfPXxlo

"What we allow tells the world who we are." https://t.co/dFWWpt3lBY