And they say America is having a tough time adapting to the metric system https://t.co/UCx50TOUJT

Trent was right: hover was a bad path https://t.co/GGj5lAGxa0

How many candy corns? @pix0r was closest with 590, actual number is 580. My son guessed 587. But even 1 candy corn is too many. https://t.co/jJxUNLdzAK

If we live in a simulation, I am pretty sure its PHP

My son Henry won this anti-prize jar of candy corns at a picnic by closely guessing how many were in it. What is your guess? https://t.co/mLpqKZOPfn

Happy Birthday! World’s oldest cat Nutmeg just celebrated his 31st birthday (141 in human years) and looks as chipper as ever…

This Black Mirror show is excellent. Truly Twilight Zone for the smartphone generation. https://t.co/O39vCbgMvg

Christian mom hears rap song, takes to YouTube and much excellent internet ensues https://t.co/gdeccf6cOc

1, 2, 🦄, 4, 💩, 🦄, 7, 8, 🦄, 💩, 11, 🦄, 13, 14, 🦄💩 https://t.co/eJP3igXVwE

Debating on the internet in a nutshell https://t.co/VSaSHJCjMA

“A supposed programmer on my team thinks you have to escape smart quotes in strings.”

@sklacy @rantlab the watt budget is wildly different. There's no heatsink, no fan. Nobody is saying they're the same. Burst perf

(walks into the room with an insouciant shrug) I bet none of the so-called "programmers" in this room can solve Fizzbuzz. (runs away)

People claim happiness cannot be photographed. They are wrong. https://t.co/tsu5WQjb5L

@sklacy @rantlab not really, if you graph relative perf changes over time. Desktop is stagnant.

@DanReyLop wow 4x, so the Samsung Note 7 is a 4k resolution phone?

@anthonyhobday Android is definitely screwing up my "phones will be as fast as desktops!" business plan and I take that personally.

If you thought I was exaggerating when I said Android was 2x-3x slower: I wasn't. https://t.co/5eIpnBm29L

"He has already replaced it with an iPhone 7." https://t.co/ICI0qilqAf

❎ Client not paid? ✅ Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away

Being cranky is good for your health! https://t.co/3r1E7ShJWo

Wow, this UPS page inviting me to watch the real time delivery map of my package is like.. hard core information pr0n.

It seems like you could almost destroy the Android ecosystem completely if you blew up Qualcomm. And you should.

The OnePlus 3 for $400 is more what Android should be, I think. Otherwise, show me your Apple-comparable custom hardware please.

I did buy a Google Pixel phone for my mom, with 128gb, case, $99 insurance and taxes was ~$900. That's big money for crap Qualcomm hardware.

Forced signups cause over 50% of potential users to leave. Of those who remain, 88% lie, just to get past the form. @kryshiggi…

I'll bet this was a scheduled post, and the server is on UTC/GMT. https://t.co/Ww9HXsEVuw

the weirdest thing, though, is the drummer / vocalist. Sorry Phil Collins. https://t.co/raPD23gVQd

I had no idea Taste of Honey was two female vocalists on guitar and bass, that's awesome https://t.co/fR5GxWElh9

if you said I created @discourse so I could send inappropriate kiss emojis in Discourse replies to our customers.. well, you ain't wrong 😘

the punchline here is so beautiful https://t.co/lYZfNPYFEs https://t.co/DJfMh4QWkk

Wow @GQMagazine scored an interview with the most fascinating person on Earth--congrats @ChrisGayomali https://t.co/qvADiA…

@mondain @TauPowered that is absolutely the case. 1.5x to 2x slower depending on task

I remember @SuperDalgas owned one of these. The first (real) MP3 player predates the USB port. https://t.co/pCyEURFW1V

Crazy. Yahoo built an email backdoor and didn't even tell their security chief. "The security team initially thought hacker…

I like Google's services a lot, but I hate the craptacular Qualcomm hardware they're forced to run it, and at iPhone costs 👎

@sloverlord his/her stuff is really good. Overly long though.

"The less useful, and more controversial, a post here is, the more likely it is to get me lots of page views." https://t.co/hfR3N9kSzC

"let me know what I can do to help and/or make things terrifyingly worse" actual sentence I typed in an email to my spouse

Guys. I can't tell you how frustrating shit like this is. Especially having to deal with comments like this over and over a…

Hooray, new Android devices that look exactly like iPhones but are 2-3x slower! I'm just trying to.. contain.. my excitement..

To celebrate the first cold day of the autumn, here is that picture of Lenny Kravitz in a scarf. https://t.co/Rv5AGwwHuZ

Kudos to Amazon for finally cracking down on the scourge of incentivized reviews. https://t.co/wPRLWu9Rc3

Mozilla is doing fantastic work supporting open source projects with real $ https://t.co/PstoOOx6I9

read Alas, Babylon on my trip and I gotta say, great work on not starting a nuclear war so far, fellow human beings! https://t.co/fIu8uK0YT8

Can we talk about the mail? I'm dying to talk to you about the mail https://t.co/wQbMGGZpX2

the flies are buzzing around the vinegar. question everything .trust no one https://t.co/gFXtN6nehH

"It's heroic, it's admirable, but it’s no way to run a culture." https://t.co/A5kGXmcdTC

I ❤️ Nixie tubes https://t.co/6UXFAOo59S

https://t.co/LY6HJsiIl4 https://t.co/mdXyroTMj8

The lesson of Trump is not "what a terrible person", it is "sometimes Democracy is god damn terrifying"

"Street style" is western term for by elites who adopt the fashions of homeless lunatics, in vain effort to emulate the dres…

Also, a few days ago I saw a kid at a French outdoor market playing with -- I swear to God -- a Michael Jackson moonwalker figurine

The bad news is I missed a transatlantic flight due to delays. The good news is I just saw a guy in Paris wearing a Bowie Labyrinth shirt

Words from the wise @donttrythis. https://t.co/LNKJAB4pBQ

“I’ve found a portal into Donald Trump’s head.” https://t.co/4yy8ZqD7hP

I initially hated raise to wake in iOS 10 (I turned on, then reflexively off sooo much) but I am adapting and I think it saves time overall.

the Surface Pro 4 keyboard cover is outstanding and I highly recommend it.

I don't understand what happened in 1967 on this graph https://t.co/sVFIR85mWK https://t.co/JTMAr9dcSK

The origin of the comic book font https://t.co/KFeqnrnlv5

iPhone 7 Plus Depth Effect is Legit "Because why should anything be in focus, really." https://t.co/K65cepQ7fZ via @5tu

People do change. Just at a rate of decades, not years.

"I used to believe and say some pretty ignorant and racist things." https://t.co/NOUC2DKJHq

$1.5 million price tag on iOS zero-day. Bug bounties can never compete https://t.co/2U8NKkZybq https://t.co/SBMztcReNE

Learn to code and all will be well https://t.co/6TRfS7FlXr

RNGesus accepts your offering. https://t.co/dkIVX52U0d https://t.co/XVdhINKI4o

@textfiles no but i did find this in a dive bar once https://t.co/5UZRmHVlqk

A little something we've been working on at @StackOverflow. https://t.co/SmzUmH7Exi https://t.co/O5CTkL8IwW

Girl I want you as bad as google wants your background location services on

By 2030, Africa will be home to 1/4 of the world's workforce and consumers | @MikeFroman & @AMB_A_Mohammed https://t.co/Qt8Y0OE…

The one time when getting a stain on your shirt is a good omen https://t.co/cM7j6gFWQA

What I want for Christmas https://t.co/5dXlDJmiGN https://t.co/ggipvS5ohL

Strange consequence of Twitter's spam problem: every old tweet has a frieze of boobs below it. https://t.co/gkDGg3NTze

"Just make sure you are still you when it's all over."

The Calculords 2 Kickstarter Campaign's begun! Help finish the future's raddest collectible card number puzzle game. ht…

Let's flush 240 pounds of mercury down a toilet! https://t.co/57NGQscuUS

Exploring Carcassonne castle. Take that compass haters! https://t.co/uoX5hOOYvh

Wonderful sign from Berkeley Zen Center. https://t.co/9mfCkXxJoa https://t.co/GAhjg0dT5h

‘Sympathy cards for scientists’ (a recent @newscientist cartoon) - https://t.co/gV6v0Mv7BY

Well played, @google, well played. https://t.co/VvpSVo27Fs

I joined @StackOverflow 8 years ago today. It's been a heck of a ride so far.

I have found the most French car in all of France https://t.co/aWiDf3szi4

Super News: Ben's Friends completed its Tech transition: https://t.co/itw2ar5dWX Thx donors & @discourse - you're amazing!!!!

Your reminder that the most exciting PC game in history was made by IBM in 1983.. https://t.co/kgnpDxI7sp

Cutting a rubber band ball with a water jet. https://t.co/MN7gfOGVpd

first post with the site back under Google's Project Shield - The Democratization of Censorship https://t.co/iOuoV6G7l1

"Why am I not asleep?" he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches awa…

Playing with the realtime Google Translate app in France https://t.co/Z8KWHQNnaW

The Canadians have one weakness! https://t.co/20L4sLaPv1

Now I can finally say that Clipboard.js is supported in all major browsers! There's no more excuse to use Flash for copying…

"I can’t follow your banner any more than you can follow mine." https://t.co/hsp47Ac1CX

"We care more about ourselves than about the needs of others." https://t.co/rWMcM1vbTE

"Now try to imagine all that in late 1960s kitchen." https://t.co/nlwJuMGloW

This bike company started printing a picture of a flatscreen tv on shipping boxes. Shipping damage decreased 80% https://t.co/FidEP2QiOg

1. Cant believe its not butter 2. Mad its not butter 3. What can I do to make it butter 4. Sad its not butter 5. I accept it…

You sunk my Argon! https://t.co/JP4NZGzu3D

Guys I am flying at an airport right now and it is taking every ounce of willpower I have not to tweet about it. Oh damn

6-Day Visit To Rural African Village Completely Changes Woman’s Facebook Profile Picture https://t.co/6peMDZAAvu https://t.co…

Only @MelBrooks could get away with trying to pants @POTUS at the White House. https://t.co/JjMV9xKqB5

One reason every political hashtag on Twitter is filled with racist trolls? The founder of Oculus is funding them: https://t.…