“Google Fiber has been such an amazing, roaring success that we’re stopping all work and also I quit.” (thx @potch!) https://…

Go watch Black Mirror on Netflix. No need to binge, every episode is completely independent. https://t.co/ltrLfg2Rxm

Such an honor to give a talk for Construx and @stevemconstrux -- this one is for you Steve https://t.co/vaPybdjHii https://t.co/7VYEiddli6

One silver lining to a Trump presidential run: so many important conversations about racism and sexism that we need to have, are now visible

Yes, PHP is very easy to pick up. But unlike almost any other language, PHP won’t itself teach you to be a better programmer.

If only someone somewhere had said this before. Maybe even someone in the software industry. https://t.co/U9eydwtxYt

Phishing: still the forever hack. https://t.co/qWDPp7f0Ll

Amazon Cloud Drive has unlimited photo storage, so I backed up a lot of manuscript images there. Went into the new "People" tab…

Jack Chick is dead.
https://t.co/fkNQbES52q
Maybe consider buying some Sithrak tracts in his honor? https://t.co/6jiE0yMdTG

When Love Explodes ('Love Theme from The Hurt Locker') https://t.co/1sr8Jhte9j

@gortok I have replaced many that were not in any kind of enclosure

At this point I have replaced more "will last 10 years" LED bulbs than incandescents. The future is a lie. 💡

It turned out the unbundling was vertical, not horizontal https://t.co/EIT77gsG5b

Am I ... pregarnt? https://t.co/2POkY3OsXE

We've updated our EZ 30 minute Discourse cloud install guide with our new even EZ-ier setup wizard: https://t.co/qyWvAFkY7B…

By following this EZ three thousand step process, you too can play modern games on any Mac! https://t.co/euIJkiZVuC

Thank you, people of color, especially women of color, for saving America. As @docrocktex26 has been saying #ExpectUs http…

Wow. High end Chinese poker cheating device actually works https://t.co/Z5TaWzmbWy

Modern graphics improvements may be subtle, but lighting matters! https://t.co/lZIS61N9ri

I can't stop watching, dawg 😭😭😭 https://t.co/6De69QfbTm

"Virtual Reality" now on sale at Walgreens 😎🤔 https://t.co/bL2HiI6KjI

Black Mirror is excellent overall but there are some standout episodes: San Junipero

Hedgehog Facts https://t.co/uohKycwVrd

WRONG! Posts written in ALL CAPS have the force of COMMON LAW and are BINDING on all individuals.

OK! All 5 Battlefield 1 PC codes away. I was skeptical of the WW1 setting, but the game is outstanding https://t.co/Vdhlp9nZzC

(also https://t.co/xtRYvz7geU doesn't count, sorry -- any other discourse instance, anywhere)

Battlefield 1 is out and it's amazing! I have 5 PC codes to give away. Link me to your Discourse profile page with 2+ posts before today.

Stay thirsty my friends https://t.co/afNz0t0aR1

How long it takes the complete a task https://t.co/80YE9Ijzx3

"Telco: you are the weakest link." This is awful by the way https://t.co/L8hSQj2Fff

New @StackOverflow datasets invite analysis of the world's #rstats & Python usage, questions, & knowledge. HT @drob https://t.…

I'll admit I was skeptical of this new Nintendo console, but it looks like a winner https://t.co/LPKY4GDrbL

Wait, you can *drink* hand sanitizer? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

this wells fargo article went from 0 to 100 real quick
https://t.co/ReaFhro4mB https://t.co/Zgo5LxTvia

"The player must always be the star." https://t.co/wEsFq5nFNo

During the final month of this election, time for some wine. https://t.co/YsWNRu2bjB https://t.co/548cVjAAGt

Aw man my Google Pixel order for my mom, placed Oct. 4, was arbitrarily cancelled yesterday bcuz "unable to verify some of the details" :(

Apostrophes https://t.co/9y9mpcaUWO

The Halloween knock-off costume names are so good https://t.co/NC2DWjGR4g

This is, as our Grandpa Joe would say, a Big Fucking Deal: https://t.co/tuoWzrd9IN

Which will support more RAM? #Apple

A Confederacy of Randos

OK I do https://t.co/NhO1PoDh3l

Leo Beranek of Bolt Beranek & Newman--a company that should be not just remembered, but revered--has died at 102. https…

I fail to see the equivalence between "distance yourself from billionaire advisor" and "fire an employee"

Which explains "but *I've* never seen a man do X", you wouldn't, because they are super careful to never do it around men.

One thing I learned in the "What Men Can Do" discussion: men are *extremely* secretive about the weird gender things they do. They hide it.

Canadians are so careless with their money https://t.co/HNeDpEF7aD

This cat has excellent timing https://t.co/hAsVTNXo4A

Here's a shoutout to my Fallout bros. 👍🏼 @Fallout https://t.co/HtPqNE3WYY

Rebuild the Wall https://t.co/gXIWHIvYn4

Never too early to teach your kids how to Juggalo, I say. Whoop whoop! https://t.co/NnblepuTgS

ICYMI, Doctor Doom's programming language from @unbeatablesg is now real! NONE SHALL DEBUG DOOM'S BRILLIANCE

https://t.co/…

The GIF that keeps on giving... https://t.co/JySRcuZB95

@tiandavis @tqbf not with your first kid and not with your first startup. If that applies to you, go for it.

"Clinton Nov. win probability: random drift 96%, Bayesian 98%" https://t.co/Jt253arV8D

an outstanding essential story of this American moment, masterfully reported & told—please take the time to read it https:…

This VR based technique of rendering only the *center* of the screen at full res seems very promising https://t.co/RepsCy1tZf https://t.co/zhj4G5WE0N

And the world was never the same. https://t.co/BvihaoTCYD

Important role? Worried about phishing? https://t.co/IdDyPZbyYM

Srsly turn on 2-factor and get a Security Key: https://t.co…

Some success with multi display config https://t.co/hCGcqfukPL

Panasonic's new prototype TV can hide in plain sight https://t.co/ftVWN5hmoZ https://t.co/EGErxrbqWf

During election season, it never hurts to check in with the general warning signs from a cult education website: https://t.…

Current status: going down this particular rabbit hole https://t.co/m6fx3eNWGG

No gods
No kings https://t.co/rmfSnSbY1T

The reality of being a programmer with a finite amount of memory! 😂 https://t.co/lRpowqsU6d

Your kids are finally "big kids" when they can take a shower / bath by themselves, I think. The bathroom is a dangerous place.

I just published “What $50 buys you at Huaqiangbei, the world’s most fascinating electronics market.” https://t.co/oH89dNsV…

"Forget 'Teach A Man To Fish…' Just Give Him Cash." @PaulFNiehaus of @Give_Directly on @tinyspark_org podcast:
https://t.…

This is #mydevstory, about how I got an awesome job at @StackOverflow :) https://t.co/tHXJvWsjqe

“It feels a little less like an award than a rebranding effort.” Hodgman on the Dylan Nobel: https://t.co/p4iEMFgvUB

As an addendum to "delete happy talk" don't spend a lot of time introducing yourself / your topic in presentations. Nobody cares. BEGIN.

Happy Talk Must Die https://t.co/14DSA9QGnf

You done been snorlaxed https://t.co/HE6mj64qbS

Does anyone have a good "teach me all the F12 browser tool tricks" link I could send to someone who wants to become a browser expert?

My children have a motto: Move fast, break things, and cry.

This teeny tiny 2mm pistol was a real 1910 era weapon. And it's in battlefield 1. https://t.co/5ba0dLZaeh https://t.co/tu0CgqEvV2

Yoooooooo, Alex Trebek is the coldest dude in the game, lololololol. I'm dying laughing. @DragonflyJonez @LaJethroJenki…

Barack Obama: "By almost every measure, this country is better, and the world is better, than it was 30 years ago" https:…

I was having a pretty good day until I started reading the grain entrapment Wikipedia entry. https://t.co/pZwUAmGDUu

On dealing with toxic coworkers: https://t.co/JxoXvv5kgs

I had no idea any of this happened. B-25 hits Empire State Building. Woman survives 75 floor elevator fall. https://t.co/nYt2O8uzwg

favicon.ico is a privacy leak https://t.co/8guC6xwYGE

"That’s right, we are brutal. We do want to shove your face in cement." https://t.co/iRFEfBo4D3

Having looked at the data, I am no longer convinced men's suffrage was a good idea

@krisaubuchon but girls have cooties

And here's if just dudes voted. https://t.co/HjqJzIVwc4

I don't know about these Twitter UI changes, apparently they'll put just about anything on the page these days https://t.co/vvcKa0XzXS

😭😭 I JUST WANT TO BE IN A WINDOWLESS ROOM DEEP UNDERGROUND CHANGING MY DNS SETTINGS I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR ANY OF THIS 😭😭

That cloudflare image freaks me out. Am I.. at a party, somehow? Did accidentally I leave the house on the way to my DNS? OH GOD NO

How *dare* you ladysplain the Internet to me, stock photo! https://t.co/uVbsoAJwlw

Novelty is unsustainable. https://t.co/ka5Z2zl1Qf

good news everyone Apple finally upgraded the Mac Pro! https://t.co/0qcQsj2oev

TIL there was, briefly, an analog needle + groove based video format. https://t.co/0nIfk4xHYt

Want to Raise a Trail-Blazing Daughter? Ruth Bader Ginsburg Says Do These 7 Things: https://t.co/Zxzy5kZcEu

Well played, @TiVo. https://t.co/MSJAtSRCi6

"Tabs or spaces?"
"Hot dogs." https://t.co/yWYbdYa36g

The 1987 Nixon-RoboCop meetup that resulted in this iconic photo op took place during a charity event to promote the film…