On snail racing: why are so many people clicking on (the one that is currently winning?) It's the one I clicked on too!

Snail race! (rt)

FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BO…

@TillmannRendel you will find out, my friend. You will find out :)

Another successful opener thanks to excellent team work of the Bloomberg businessweeek art department https://t.co/Ua7ODZ…

The MIT License, Line by Line. 171 words every programmer should understand. https://t.co/KD3InYpZDW

I need @Beschizza to issue a 140 char takedown of this one. Our very souls! https://t.co/mMJhdV4W0D

This came to our support inbox at @HelloCivil: https://t.co/Vb2S4assnd

@voidqk alone?

Dear Programmers: "You’re in the business of unemploying people." https://t.co/jzoNF5oVVC

@TillmannRendel way WAY too open ended. Do you have children? You REALLY don't want the question that open-ended with kids.

Current status: planning around @discourse revenue estimates for 2017 https://t.co/jGGhl1z5b2

Priscilla Chan announces Chan Zuckerberg Initiative to invest $3 billion over next decade in science research to cure diseas…

I used to overhear a mom at preschool pickup asking her son "Did you make good choices today?" Well. Did you? Did any of us?

It is imperative that you listen to the famous people https://t.co/YA0xYoKC8Q

@paulmwatson @shog9 sorry, not really directed at you. The general sentiment "everyone must code" is deeply wrong IMO

@paulmwatson @shog9 this is complete bullshit. The real job of a coder is to make sure others don't *need* to code to do their jobs.

Civility at scale is a hard problem https://t.co/HPWVkAHyjP

JavaScript dress https://t.co/1SNOTR6IMK https://t.co/DJPao9s2al

Twitter (n): a collaborative game where you try to guess what just happened based on a stream of truly awful jokes about…

Remember, automated chatbots are *completely* different from automated phone trees. One is in text.

“[…] at least 25% of all certificate errors in Chrome are due to a bad local clock” https://t.co/KcjOZSXcDe

@muyiwaolu functionality wise they are fine I mean purely the aesthetics of them

I am not one to comment on Apple aesthetics too much because they generally get it right, but god damn the iOS 10 notifications are hideous

I am very tired of the narrative of "the only way to defeat money is with more money" in politics.

Area CEO Finding It Hard To Concentrate On Blog Post About New Open Floor Plan https://t.co/VZAgluiFgh

In a dangerous new trend, kids are getting electronically 'rekt'. More at https://t.co/HvAAvLeBg3

@pkollar MARCH MADNESS

@oddalot "joy" is one way to describe it

"It takes about 2 hours to boot to bash prompt" https://t.co/UJdYjegFmC

I am no longer sure I understand the appeal of Arduino in a world of $20 raspberry pis? *Everything* will boot Linux in the end.

The Lesser Known Normal Forms of Database Design

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@Pinboard https://t.co/6eeJ7sTiQL

Game Frame by @jerware is an amazing thing. Built in eBoy animations are 😍 https://t.co/vG9lEuUkoc

@lowellheddings *probably* not a rootkit. Probably.

Last week I treated an iPhone 7 to a long soak in our fish tank: https://t.co/Ui3Nd8QFEI https://t.co/dTgViuFyXZ

Be sure to put 37 pieces of flair on your OKR this month.

The danger of using metrics to run your team: "I'm counting, and I only see 15 pieces." https://t.co/snTzT6bFD0

Currently reviewing a confetti effect in our setup wizard. That's it, I'm dead. I've died. Bury me in the bikeshed. https://t.co/11NJA4w4uK

I don't get the appeal of Destiny, a game whose overarching design aesthetic seems to be "look how hard we're trying NOT to be Halo!"

Fascinating back story on the Samsung battery explosions / recall https://t.co/YmPJCwxiRv

Wow 10x donation matching for a limited time at Watsi. Great way to amplify your donation: https://t.co/ixrtJnowGo

This is pretty incredible. Obvious, perhaps. But great, straightforward context. /cc @TheEconomist https://t.co/J7V4dlbqNR

@hmans on mobile that is a non issue for me, I always use the native Android (Chrome) or iOS (Mobile Safari) browsers

This is so true; I have never once been excited or interested in Apple Pay until now. https://t.co/rfukQfBdqq

The Inner Game https://t.co/Fc4aq9nwT5

The making of Lemmings: https://t.co/CEHbG0g7Sw

If you can't understand why people would cast a vote to destroy everything (I'm not saying they should) watch this https://t.co/Bd1t5RdsoA

A cartoon about republicans from Matt Groening circa 1995 https://t.co/ne4Hk9pyaJ

(seen in a DDR4 review) "the true latency for DRAM under default specifications has stayed roughly the same since DDR."

I need @tqbf to tell us how we should feel about this https://t.co/azGfqd0gUv

It is unfortunate how the "performance doesn't matter" attitude is so endemic among Ruby and ex-Ruby programmers.

Colin Kaepernick’s protest is working. https://t.co/IiBmKfobBR

Confusion over what's allowed by a Creative Commons license has been one of its weaknesses from the beginning. https://t.co…

This code looks pretty old, I wonder if I can delete th.... what the... https://t.co/mUZzLbQzrG

"No one cares about what you write or say. They’re looking for any excuse to not read or listen. You have to make sure they don’t have one."

YESSSS! Thank you, @andreabeaty, this scientist loves your new book! https://t.co/XFFDdFlKFN

MY SCHOOL HANDING THESE OUT TO THE PARENTS IM DECEASED https://t.co/SfHh9K3UCG

@lowellheddings did you ever own a Kindle Voyage? Same basic thing so I was already used to it..

Never forget the name of Bruce Wayne's horse. https://t.co/mZ556O1BWG

I found a magazine for @gknauss https://t.co/HyRbO38EP8

Right now Android is like Wintel in an alternate universe where Intel keeps building awful, terribly performing CPUs for years

Apple Airpods bout to be like https://t.co/UB9lwjCuDR

Price of insulin sold by two different companies. Companies that theoretically compete. There are two lines here. https://t.co/…

@brybell horribLY AWESOME

Ugh, Fridays. Can we delete Saturday and Sunday and just wrap around to Monday instead?

Winters alternate history where slavery was never abolished in the US is almost as depressing as The Last Policeman https://t.co/nxG7mxEBCY

@tweetrajouhari so worth it for the ending LOL

Today is the greatest day human civilization has ever known https://t.co/yznNZbldLM

OMG these fembots are so annoying. Or maybe this is a small echo of what it's like being a woman online? https://t.co/YOvmSe5lpV

How to be a Successful Novelist 1. Think of what makes you happy 2. Write it down 3. THAT'S what makes you happy? 5. je…

Big thanks to @Jack Dorsey for joining the call to #PardonSnowden! Add your name here https://t.co/eXOFTQMzFQ

Half of U.S. smartphone users download zero apps per month https://t.co/2Fd3JrbF4y

I switched to this self-fusing silicone tape for my giga-failed heat shrink project and it works great! https://t.co/TgUKnM3QYt

I volunteered to clean school Lego and Duplo, more work than I thought, but trashing all the crappy mixed-in fake Lego I found: WORTH IT.

clear eyes.. full hearts.. https://t.co/Tx8SpVoMam

This is, literally, the destination of our 2016 Discourse Team World Meetup https://t.co/pUrouOoC3q

Lots of third-party voters assume Clinton will win. That could throw the race to Trump. https://t.co/ujyWp5zHJV

Some discussion of grandparents moving to assisted living facilities. Hell, I'd check myself into one right now today if I could.

@kc8viq look more closely. click through.. and read ;)

I am still laughing about "Imagine Deez Nutz, but with a travel budget." https://t.co/AnV0wzWIMa

We should all take an important life lesson from this HP 1660CS logic analyzer (via @bentsukun) https://t.co/LC6BmfKhUb

OpenType Variable Fonts "will enable a single font file to behave like multiple fonts"

https://t.co/OcWGpRJIW7 https://t.…

So, yeah... This is what happens when you mount S3 as a filesystem... https://t.co/DrlMrMrFMa

Is to the @avegant Glyph what the Galaxy VR is to the @oculus Rift. https://t.co/YUUawBgJsX

This new side by side view in Mobile Safari on iOS is welcome, but a little freaky https://t.co/KWUDH4aG9D

These "we gotta register lots of people to vote" drives never address the elephant in the room: Only In States That Actually Matter

Dear News Media - https://t.co/50YMqBJuwO #tbw https://t.co/KaZ004Kstz

We are beta testing iOS and Android apps for Discourse 1.7 beta: https://t.co/6mjuBmYrKx https://t.co/yaNFzMG9SF https://t.c…

"I think I'll fail if I do that. I think I'll lose my mind, and my marriage." https://t.co/RQlbP0IF4v

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if a sample of Trump's blood jumped out of a petri dish when touched with a hot w…

having an argument on Twitter, brb https://t.co/NMKb5YgsmW

We live in a remorseless tyranny that won’t hesitate to kill its own citizens to silence dissent. Please sign my online petit…

Ali is a manager at Google. Ali is a doctor. Ali knows his rights. @aliafshar was brutally attacked by the police. https:/…

"I don't know how much I can take / Girl, give me something I can break" https://t.co/bbaQBUn7IO

“The Difference Between ‘Remote’ and ‘Remote-First’” by @unsalted https://t.co/OrRm4n4URn

Hmm https://t.co/ZdXaBsvoqb Hmmmmm https://t.co/fFKcm0oSHW

The new US census data show that the raw gender wage gap in the US continues to narrow https://t.co/NDSGOzAQID

Fuzzing is powerful and underutilized https://t.co/tqZQTcHS9t

Tiny & Big: Grandpa's Leftovers soundtrack is amazing. It's forced me to find all the hidden tapes in the game! https://t.co/ikYqKwHWTy