8yo: "I've put my tooth in my room but I'm not saying where - it is to see if the tooth fairy is real or not" - this shit…

"At this point you will think: trees. It's a reasonable thought." https://t.co/1HEPb0hebr

Top million most common passwords, by length. Source: https://t.co/cdZRFLpLvt https://t.co/FhZ8uZvWRw

@zlkerbaz @christianlanza my original tweet is from 11 Aug 2015!

Password rules frustrate experts, befuddle users, and make us *less* secure: https://t.co/0gf3j4UQkg https://t.co/gporb9FNCJ

Our favourite live TV moment of the week by far 👶😂 https://t.co/GXSCUl5hYI

Password Rules Are Bullshit https://t.co/0gf3j4UQkg

all hail entropy!

"Don't underestimate the compounding awesomeness of continually fixing small broken things." - @rands https://t.co/0AhkB…

I've always envisioned the eminently punchable face of Tim Ferriss pictured next to Stross "straight white male, lowest difficulty there is"

"he lived his life by the Holy Bible of Tim Ferriss’ 4 Hour Workweek" sweet Jesus how I've despised Tim Ferriss https://t.co/nVQsx9995K

Finally got our Fidget cubes from kickstarter! Well, that was fun for approximately 52 seconds... https://t.co/KDl37VuGco

I have tremendous respect for men and the many roles they serve that are vital to the fabric of our society and our economy

Imagine plugging a $200 box into your laptop / whatever that increases graphics performance 4x-10x. That's eGPU via Thunderbolt 3.

Set up external GPU via Thunderbolt 3 for the 1st time.. and it worked. Prices need to come down but it is AMAZING https://t.co/QCl8fYXSeU

The tax paid by each US cable/sat. subscriber for each type of sport. https://t.co/BYbPhSExyj

This gender role reversed debate is kinda blowing my mind. You should watch it. https://t.co/U3RWrexs65

What happened when gender roles were reversed in the Trump / Clinton debates? https://t.co/U3RWrexs65

Guess who I did not see as a reasonable-ish politician

I remain mystified and amazed at the number of people who viscerally hated Hillary Clinton's guts. I saw her as a reasonable-ish politician.

Five years ago, Internet Explorer was the most common web browser.
And Firefox still had a significant marketshare. https://t.c…

oh my god this is totally white noise sleep assistance for geeks https://t.co/fZr9AuE0gX

The ascendance of Africa this century makes me unreasonably happy. Here's a continent that, let's face it, got a raw deal from 1600-on

Love this map of how nearly every European country named syphilis after a neighbor they disliked: https://t.co/R1bqpPW0VB…

Got a love letter from my old pall Russ Walter https://t.co/lxIP1GHLgX https://t.co/JCAy4kYtJY

"There was little advantage in reasoning clearly, while much was to be gained from winning arguments." https://t.co/7du8T5zCwF

Every time I try to read a New Yorker article, I get Dieresis-ed right in the face https://t.co/Kl0rDb57ih

BASH may be the shittiest programming language ever. Really gives PHP a run for its money.

I suuuuper hate the "I find it convenient to do totally weird shit and it's ALL YOUR FAULT WHEN IT GOES WRONG!" guy

@codinghorror - I had to look up the video that Neil Cicierega sampled. So not disappointed https://t.co/86cIcXWbmi

Think about.. the value.. and the usage.. of a computer.. with a THREE HUNDRED MEGABYTE hard drive https://t.co/wm8ZbEZgkL

Big Bang Theory is hilarious, innit? https://t.co/PeekuCeOKK

I enjoyed this overview of common sense security for SAAS companies https://t.co/nfh8Wl7hvG

"If someone shifts from a long commute to a walk, their happiness increases as much as if they'd fallen in love." https://…

Nbd just reading some blog entries https://t.co/G9ljwuCAvX

🎶I'm a finch 🎶I'm a plover 🎶I'm a gull 🎶I'm a warbler 🎶It is true what you just heard 🎶I'm made of several birds

Here's your reminder that there is/was a Lyme vaccine for humans, but we can't get it because of early anti-vaxxers: https…

Celebrating #WomensHistoryMonth at @StackOverflow! <3 #FemaleFounders
https://t.co/J6ZLb3jh60

So apparently product/market fit for bitcoin is extortion?

Pretty soon even @dhh will be switching to Windows. https://t.co/Y5gdKMirKS https://t.co/KKMkTp1aMd

@andybrk 16gb ram and 500gb disk would be insanely expensive in the cloud. It is even hard to get CPUs as fast as the meager i7-7500u

@andybrk to get 16gb of ram you would need to be at $80/month. You get more cpus but same slow CPU speeds.. also 500gb disk

I colocated a $600 Ali Express mini pc for $15/month and it is 2x faster than "the cloud" https://t.co/ylH5DqENq8

The new issue of furious twitter egg magazine is out tomorrow! Don't forget to pick up your copy! https://t.co/K7ITYWyb…

America, 2017: YMCA won’t let members watch cable news while working out anymore for ‘safety’ reasons ... https://t.co/DC1Q…

The great thing is someone sent me a PM opening with "you probably don't care" and https://t.co/mXoZIGjrlo

wow Halt and Catch Fire got mega serious in season 3, it's all like lol whee old computer nostalgia and then suddenly 😭

I wish I had been a parent when I originally saw "Children of Men". A world without children, I had no idea how dark that vision was.

@chrisbratt @mathowie Slack was and is a ton better

We portray engineering as being a very sterile, logical process but I experience it mostly as focused dissatisfaction u…

AMD Ryzen makes a pretty great server chip https://t.co/CZFMuIGSGx

I am a fan of Emoji skin color choice, but I can't help feeling that anyone who doesn't choose the yellow default is a Simpsons racist

This awkwardly costumed child speaks the voice of half a nation. https://t.co/zgPGxuFj78

@slashclee we did and it was a fucking disaster. do not recommend

by that I mean 99.9999% reliable, ultra redundant, etc file storage. I guess there's a reazon Amazon S3 was Amazon's first big service?

we have not found bare metal colocation to be difficult, with one exception: persistent file storage. That part, strangely, is quite hard.

intriguing https://t.co/JKmWCsvD07

‘What sort of happiness is on offer, and what is the price we might pay to achieve it?’ https://t.co/l3CkcOu1ny

I have super mixed feelings about this brave new world of "watch this 5 minute video to learn something you could have read in 15 seconds"

There's a downside to working on something big and important: https://t.co/AkHwOp7jY3

The Shatner version is so much better than the Pulp original. Go figure. https://t.co/xOxE0nAC6d

Did I ever tell you about that one time I checked in a robots.txt that deindexed all Stack Overflow content from Google? Kinda awesome.

https://t.co/5gi8idAjvi https://t.co/4oz5OI2Mio

it's like, "I'm just gonna scroll until I see Morrissey". Oh yes there we go, of course.

reading these "x greatest song/albums" lists from England is always an interesting exercise in cultural differences https://t.co/MdGcZ81JkU

We wanna be free
We wanna be free to do .. what we wanna do
And we wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time
https://t.co/jgTmuCoPBq

If ✅🐎🔋🖇️ is (roughly) analogous to "correct horse battery staple".. then Chinese is ... kinda like.. talking in emoji? https://t.co/3q04rDvNqP

it just occurred to me that correct horse battery staple is a 4 character password in Chinese? https://t.co/rB54Yuoktr

Very happy @bmeurer is working on Chrome/Android JS perf issues. This hurt us immensely (10x!) on mobile. https://t.co/tHS9E9WAVr

I've done it. I've created the ultimate star wars t-shirt. https://t.co/wrVWIc1iyJ https://t.co/rptNYkjdQZ

This is amazing https://t.co/TUzRh1VxZD

"The number of times you've posted in a given topic is not a leaderboard; it's a record of failing to communicate." https://t.co/X3dFR3l3BG

When I put on my product manager polo shirt for @discourse and describe what I want our first run experience to look like in 2017 https://t.co/lPr0l6NHGr

Brilliant https://t.co/AUxr1EVx5D

This Inspiring Nonprofit Sends People Into The Amazon Rain Forest To Teach Indigenous Tribes Who Super Mario Is https://t.co…

The old adage that "premium" xtra memory speed does not matter is.. less true today. https://t.co/VJo7eTEB1q https://t.co/pBOrUiXzpf

I just installed 3600 Mhz DDR4 and I am all hopped up on Hot Fries so basically I can do anything rn

<screaming, through tears> I don't have a problem I can STOP ANY TIME I WANT https://t.co/FEIvl14u7c

This avocado's global illumination was baked in even though it's a dynamic object. Classic tech art mistake https://t.co/…

"I get it. It is an object going into a hole. Now please, stop sending me messages about it." https://t.co/84tBl3bEEx

It's almost like having people throw millions of dollars at you and tell you that you are a god kinda .. starts to turn you into an a-hole

@han0z that's *exactly* the kind of guy he is, too.

"Kamel gives him one star." ICE .. COLD .. https://t.co/q6Yu3tdzeW

Are you a woman, from an underrepresented group and/or a student interested in developing Discourse? Read this: https://t.co…

Hello, my name is Jeff. I am humble, but also, I brag.

Hey @standardnotes, @discourse supports data privacy and ownership out of the box. https://t.co/ntCvVBDCtn

This man took two bullets to try to save the lives of two strangers at a bar. He is an America hero and deserves White House re…

Micromorts! https://t.co/EHH7ptbzJr

To those who think it's a good idea to put your IP CCTV cameras on the Internet STOP IT! You are part of the problem https…

Must read: When Evidence Says No, But Doctors Say Yes https://t.co/dSWGZNQcwb?

I've thought about "The Girl Who Accidentally Sent the Pic of Nic Cage Instead of Her Résumé" approximately 1x/day for the l…

@codinghorror My daughter found my stack of stickers and improved her lunchbox https://t.co/0wHm79Y5I6

Bill Paxton directed and was featured in one of the greatest music videos of all time. FISH HEADS. Thank you sir. This is…

Ryzen up, back on the street Did the time, took the chances Went the distance, now back on their feet Just AMD and their will to survive

This image shows how polarized the US senate has become. It's going to be hard to repair. https://t.co/g9DIWvlCy3

this idea is genius: https://t.co/J4f0BVeBEQ

What do @RichardGarriott @veen & @codinghorror have in common? They're our next 3 episodes - subscribe now https://t.co/aAocd…

For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to watch the 1995 movie Congo, since I missed it originally. https://t.co/awJiFXuYvf