Makes perfect sense in the current They Live era of politics https://t.co/yuDAbt0k8U

Folks. We officially have at least TWO groups in EVERY congressional district in the country. ❤️💙💜 https://t.co/OCyxU0…

I was deleting screengrabs OFF OF my phone earlier and found this, which made me laugh (again) in public. https://t.co/eftQ7i37…

I try to savor those rare times I come across someone really personally abusive online; to others, this happens daily/weekly

How I approach life's most difficult problems https://t.co/zsSVzFoNyw

I should have deleted my Uber account a year ago. Doing so now. What a bunch of amoral jerks.

[joyriding in stolen Lamborghini] HER: No way this thing does 150. ME: Only one way to find out... [pulls over & che…

I Spoke to 100 Pro-asteroid Dinosaurs and Here’s What I Learned: https://t.co/mC0JGEpUwT

Welcome to the new regime https://t.co/r5uaeobkCV

Most useful GIF of all time. 🚙 https://t.co/54acfo9kpv

My customer acquisition funnel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

@deadprogrammer @codinghorror "I wish I optimized more customer acquisition funnels"

"I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me." https://t.co/Q29vMi8hAY

Every NYT front page since 1852 via @joshbegley -- stick with it to see the changes https://t.co/1WOw0oOZz9

Cat owner: I love cats! Dog owner: who rescued who lol Snake owner: I have served with pride as moderator on 7 forums i…

I asked librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cats. She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if…

Meanwhile, in Europe https://t.co/xahiaprSGv

Please spread the word about Outreachy to your local tech groups and mailing lists. We have fliers & sample emails: https://…

If you pull too hard at the Uber string, you will find that "I wanna make a shitload of money" > "be a decent human" for too many folks

And I'd just like to point out that at Uber, it went through Round One through Round *TWELVE* of HR. Without meaningful resolution.

On that Uber story, "this happens everywhere!" uh.. maybe, but it doesn't get past round one of HR at any *sane* org.

Organizational pathologies start at the top.

I have a recurring fantasy wherein I kidnap the most Apple-zealous people on the Internet and force them to use super crappy looking PCs

There's a lot of fun Google Cardboard VR stuff to try. It makes you really, REALLY want a 4k display smartphone tho. Screendoor effect suxxx

I made fun of this thing, but it's actually a damn good entry level "hello world" VR introduction device! https://t.co/wIlgBLE2PF

Oh, this rain
It will continue
https://t.co/FA7eTZngCi

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich wi…

Life should come with a warning sign and it should be this one https://t.co/pp9HFwShKF

We cannot be silent.Too much suffering already. America wants common-sense immigration reform, not mass deportation. htt…

Time for some shower game theory. My strategy is hair, pits, n' bits, in that order. Question: do you wash your legs or let the runoff do?

as if I needed another reason to hate anime

"the “anime avatar” is a mostly though not entirely reliable indicator of trolldom" -- 100% TRUTH https://t.co/Bzk2NceSwS

@krisaubuchon Best. Poll. Ever.

There were 435 congressional elections last year. 24 of them were competitive. Let's change that. https://t.co/ixzIbp9j…

..."the obscure 1980s military-grade kludgefest we lovingly call “X.5ohgodtheburning” https://t.co/19YGhwuJWm

Playing Inside with my son -- it is the dystopian Prince of Persia we all deserved https://t.co/CKRw2aOPxu

I'd love to work with you! Have you ever watched the movie "Whiplash"? Why? Oh, no reason.

"Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb" - John Lennon https://t.co/i2wbdjYIT9

Weird Al's Pac-Man song from the beginning of his career is finally released. This is important. https://t.co/R0QlAAJ6e9

The President of the United States has an online poll on the press’s coverage of him. It is deranged. Take it. https://t.co…

the notion that "any free time whatsoever is a privilege" leads directly to universal basic income, and I'm OK with that.

😂 I think I need this shirt. https://t.co/JxRe8AZ4HX

"I've seen that information around." https://t.co/Abo3s4plds

https://t.co/gpLIjhEAPk "The Discourse Encouragement Fund" is our way of compensating contributors from our community for th…

Learning to code is an essential skill in the modern world. Here's a handy diagram showing you how to get started. https:…

I was just barely old enough to remember all the Nixon turmoil as a kid. I believe our children will remember Trump the same way.

The story of DistroKid by @pud is inspiring https://t.co/4CaaDh4gNf

To get 20/20 visual acuity over a ~200 degree field of view in a VR headset, you'll need ~40 4K TVs worth of pixels. https:/…

"This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser." https://t.co/NGAxHFfcsi

Assault trombone delivers https://t.co/nCd1uwOMLy

To my valentine @betsyphd I made this for you https://t.co/8vhQ15xTpq

By a vote of 23-15, Republicans just voted to not request President Trump's tax returns from the Treasury Department.

Unproductive Resentment Day, now THAT is a holiday I can get behind. 24/7/365. https://t.co/CTA6yI3lYV

Happy Valemtime's ❤️️ https://t.co/Ze2TH0ufjH

PewPewDie has kinda lost his mind? https://t.co/RCXbycbJWo

This is perhaps the best gaming bundle of all time. The Witness, Stardew Valley & more, & ALL the $ go to charity https://…

This is the ideal chinchilla body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. https://t.co/iv53M…

I look at my old blog posts and think... there was a time when I believed 24GB was a lot of RAM

keyboard https://t.co/cWEmPiYy2l

Geekbench 4 scores: Intel Atom X5 / 1161, Snapdragon 820 / 1601, iPhone 7 / 3305, Core i7-6600Y 4000. Atom is *astonishingly* shit.

VR has finally gone mainstream https://t.co/DCaGvZixeg https://t.co/WbADpFhfhB

Remaking Habitat https://t.co/fqhr5dhRUf https://t.co/nc8fKySUW3

An old motherboard looks like ancient Greek ruins. https://t.co/7LroFntj7M

I always bring my kids a treat when I pick them up. Which has kinda devolved into "this better be chocolate of some kind or I will CUT YOU"

This. This is the future. https://t.co/MqCuvB5AR4

If you were worried the most romantic Steam game wouldn't be released in time for Valentine's Day, well, LUCKY US https://t.co/1gqxd5xLJJ

@loydcase https://t.co/bCGBrW7qxC

This "lazy load browser images below the fold" is a damn rabbit hole. And it REALLY should be handled by the native browser code.

I cannot control my mind. "Where is Yahoo Serious right now today what happened to him WE MUST LOOK THIS UP"

Android has an Emoji problem. And a version update problem. https://t.co/JpsHT8KRkz

Abe's facial expression is 🔥 https://t.co/etYaiNH6vp

@foggywander really? he poisoned a dissenter?

Putin is *literally* a killer. It's beyond insane that our president aligns himself with this guy. https://t.co/qAed09dNz2

Gallup: % of Americans who think president is respected by world leaders Obama at this pt: 67% Bush: 49% Trump: 29% https:…

Hey GitHub imma let you finish but Stack Overflow had a black navbar before it was cool

I always loved this sequence https://t.co/w4rR6sr6PN

I'm happy to announce the @make5calls iOS app is now in the store! 🇺🇸
https://t.co/khx9SUO6Am

Holy shit @rosie's new profile pic. https://t.co/4hAc2QylSn

I've always said programming is plumbing 🤔 https://t.co/6KF7ggjZVl

LIVE feed from the White House right now: https://t.co/cgzKuOrHU1

Here's what we mean when we say @StackOverflow is a "remote-first" company. https://t.co/owRD7F8gZO

@codinghorror @betsyphd it's just how I start my day, now, ok? https://t.co/DbsAOOkJdn

Perhaps overlooked today: the congressional oversight committee brought down the hammer on the Ivanka bullshit: https://t.co…

Honestly, I haven't re-watched a SNL clip this much since Dick in a Box https://t.co/fEGIZ0l4Fw

COMPUTER: I can render the shimmering fantasy worlds of your dreams 60 times a second ME: search some emails for a string…

current American political climate https://t.co/LI0mbqQ0oW

It's frustrating that republicans seem to vote so tribally, along party lines, regardless of the merit of the law / candidate / anything

Hmmm I can colocate a scooter computer for $13/month, including public IP, 3TB xfer on 100mbps port..? That sounds.. excellent?

"And to think, we wouldn't all be immortal today were it not for that Indiegogo project." https://t.co/A139gQQnsM

It's snowing in NYC, which means it's time once again for the best picture https://t.co/rARv1osNii

Out of 40 servers since 2013, we've had zero SSDs fail (2+ per server) and two motherboards fail. That, I would not have predicted.

"But what I need and what I might enjoy are, of course, quite different." https://t.co/Jc3HMRWJcx

HOLY $#!% BANNON RAN IGE!? https://t.co/O2zBgkvupr

Fun fact: We didn't always have a Justice Department. President Grant created it in 1870 to protect black civil rights and smash…

bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin https://t.co/0mB4pWIMYP

Problem is, if you look at 10+ chars only the list of 100k (even 1m) most common passwords is.. TINY. tiny. Common = short.