Spider eyeball diagrams https://t.co/lztgHBLPNI

@jautero this is an excellent point

Barry Jenkins ("Moonlight") to adapt Colson Whitehead's "The Underground Railroad" for Amazon. via @nytimes https://t…

The code I expect to write vs. the code I end up writing. https://t.co/ij5GaA811u

Alyssa Fikse is way beyond woke https://t.co/6qjPR4E6Dv

Go home Amazon, you're drunk https://t.co/YWyn8B1tL4

It's 2017. SDI happened. https://t.co/wcxHDyIsLc

Reagan's SDI (Star Wars program) was so far ahead of its time, they think they might have prototypes in.. 2020 https://t.co/gWeZ42j4dW

In web chat, there are no winners, except for the person who can dumbfound everyone into silence with their unique brand of lunacy

/r/windowsphone might be the funniest subreddit to ever exist https://t.co/Nevn9XfQXL

This is fun. You should get most of these roughly correct: https://t.co/IJNgxkLd5Z

Async await Async await Async await Async await In the jungle The mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight.

shield https://t.co/boReCtDxWS

If you haven't been in a GameStop recently, I can tell you why. The pawn shop vibe there now is suffocating https://t.co/VyJ3DcErM2

"coming from an advantaged social background helps only men" https://t.co/KsWiMXqeqJ

When the numbered tweets start https://t.co/XoMgmxdHRv

Definitely a fan of https://t.co/8LRfM4RYR2 -- gonna donate an additional $100 https://t.co/Gozf8WR2iO

I can't stop laughing at this picture. 😁 https://t.co/0C4XdftYfK

at my kid: stop yelling bathroom words! kid: bidet!! https://t.co/Xru9KVDqH9

Redshirting works. Being a year older than your peers is an advantage early in life https://t.co/xN3khA3XJL

I just saw Get Out with @betsyphd and ♬ I had .. the time of my liiife ♪

the one time a comment section wasn't an actual dumpster fire https://t.co/yabLAyr2iY

Treat yo' self! https://t.co/iLVQuEZiq3

ooof the kicker on this New York Times story... https://t.co/YO6Wq3k5vK

in honor of #NationalPuppyDay, I give you slime puppy 🐌 https://t.co/lknQ9a06Pd

8k! https://t.co/mB3V4FYjJE https://t.co/98QwaKXEpc

Thunderbolt 3 is kind of amazing, and it actually works! https://t.co/YbqDj5i7Fd https://t.co/LqXeS66aZN

2×06: lip authentication, open communication, Google recommendations, and @codinghorror!

https://t.co/wPrQCCpYRV https://…

Thunderbolting Your Video Card https://t.co/YbqDj5i7Fd https://t.co/PCbofrc7Cs

I've seen a few of these "celebs autocomplete themselves" videos but Samuel L. Jackson just kills it https://t.co/aehofJcM6s

The Green Ribbon https://t.co/1UOodtSx1A

mini oreos / mini m&ms = optimize for shell ... doublestuf oreos, giant m&ms = optimize for filling. It's just science.

Discover our seeeecret high school BBS hacker names on https://t.co/3fYCOzJJZz

This chart is astounding: middle-aged whites with high school education or less are dying at a higher rate than all other…

Wow, I didn't see that coming. https://t.co/m3fYZN0l3X

Using https://t.co/8LRfM4RYR2 and donating!

Android hardware performance looking even shakier for 2017, thanks Qualcomm! 😠 https://t.co/X5PKRDZgOs

Report: 250 Million Americans Still Need Guests On Their Podcasts This Week https://t.co/HZnKgEBjQu https://t.co/1R3xECFR1g

Chick Hearn, Rap-Around, 1986 https://t.co/aMuqZiCW6N

TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these…

I'm actually *really* good at darts. https://t.co/7Ejuv3AQ5R

So interesting: the ages when you peak at different, important life skills according to science (ht @DanielPink) https://…

One of the best interview questions I've been asked was "Tell me about some people you've helped in your career."

Andre Agassi: ‘One day your entire way of life ends. It’s a kind of death’ https://t.co/ag5v6teEaC I really admire Agas…

Rubbing alcohol treats outside wounds. Drinking alcohol treats inside wounds. It's just science.

"Politics reporter, 42, Washington, D.C." ... I think about this guy a lot. https://t.co/sCBMrf4EgR

Please Help Us Track Down Apple II Collections https://t.co/gsfzqmqMJ7 https://t.co/iE67ybpDgs

"appliance manufacturers make money only when people buy new appliance" https://t.co/R8VXpN4qP6

Hmm, interesting, imagine plugging in 375gb (!) of RAM via Optane. https://t.co/qtlCmIjRtd

Teen Titans Go has great taste in music. "Sour Grapes" https://t.co/HPMUwtOvhx is totally Cameo's "Candy" https://t.co/aI0rOFRMty

Quite possibly the best project homepage I've ver seen https://t.co/SWGZV3HIyY

remember The Bilestoad? https://t.co/Z5wAFWi8we Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go immediately to buy Swordy. https://t.co/D69uTEzsLD

Do they make a Bluetooth version? https://t.co/g9gCFcrnNc

"With 10-day’s [supply], the odds of still being on opioids a year later hits roughly 20 percent." holy... crap? https://t.co/naaiYuXisp

Build your own Mac Pro! https://t.co/i1fFIQAyQa

It's so very wrong that there is no next-gen Katamari game yet https://t.co/4xvNny2JvX

@krisaubuchon swipe left

Oh, this is pretty work to do. https://t.co/jPMqdKcZgQ

"I've seen fire, and I've seen rain" https://t.co/Eh3dfHuobL

My passive-aggressive art gallery is thriving, although some critics don't care for my emphasis on found pieces. https:/…

This will make for great Christmas stocking stuffers: https://t.co/hUE4GmvNSG

New video card day is the best, never stops being exciting since 1996 and 3dfx voodoo. 4K 60fps here I come!

Yo dawg I herd you like building PCs so I put a game about building PCs in your PC https://t.co/OaTEk0Ze5I

I feel like we may have finally reached peak chinchilla https://t.co/GQEE1P8gX9

How David Autor's empirical work changed his own mind about trade: https://t.co/vpwspgg32G

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in…

the inverse bus factor: how many people must be hit by a bus for the project to make progress

graphics https://t.co/0uCBSEBzlx

I don't just optimize the funnel, man. I polish it to a mirror finish. Then I grease and lube it. Basically you're not getting out, sorry.

"Snow Crash is bullshit." https://t.co/mdNeSNFAl1

Now that Sessions has (apparently) initiated an impractical, wasteful war on marijuana, please to be enjoying https://t.co/PcyEFen0Up

Annotations has always been a terrible, no good, very bad mission IMO no matter who is doing it https://t.co/yrKIsj84Uz

Oh, @pmarca deleted all his tweets? That's a bummer because one of them was an all-time favorite.. https://t.co/h45z1BTBew

the 12 year old me envisioning my future https://t.co/COk3HpDnwa

Parker Higgins (@xor) sends a FOIA request for the FBI file of every public figure listed in The NYTs’ obit pages https…

'I too am recording this call for quality assurance' - never get tired of the awkward silence when i say that to someone…

Happy Ides of March! https://t.co/64BtFvaO8V

@zrb0529 @noorisk @wvpv @dhh yes, mouse is a liability in Unix, and should be largely un-learned.

@darrellcdow you're damn right it is

Anime is basically daytime soaps / telenovelas for nerds

What are the chances!?

#PiDay https://t.co/xJJz8tsAn3

Seeing some fantastic complex JS perf improvements (Discourse, Ember) in Chrome Canary!! cc @bmeurer https://t.co/XVhDywLNLz

Food isn't allowed in the living room. His tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit. 😶 https://t.…

@dozba oh no what happened?

I roll a natural 120 https://t.co/Dgp2vqdveP

Yes, totally a commercial, but I LOL'ed https://t.co/izxrzm50gE

Japanese Eggs Benedict Doritos! Yum! Featuring 1 head of lettuce per bag! https://t.co/zSPhe5JocT

I'm gonna need you to vote for Discourse on Zapier 🗳️ kthxbye https://t.co/XHlR1gPH3p

There are a lot of companies looking at their competitors, rather than forward, to where they want to go.

"Look past the obstacle... look where you want to go." https://t.co/d46ePNEU3H https://t.co/1lwiOkswhe

"Learning optimism is done by consciously challenging any negative self talk." https://t.co/eW50G8uh94

Hey, it's Glitch! Check our fancy new look & start building the app of your dreams (maybe invite a friend along???) https://t.c…

I added a clarification to the bottom of the password rules post, involving wishing for infinite wishes. https://t.co/0gf3j4UQkg

Wherein I talk about the craziness of my first computer, the Coleco Adam: https://t.co/AibBYvScqT

Human: Fall Flat is great fun in co-op with a kid. Requires serious dual stick dexterity though https://t.co/R6VQKVl7DW

If "US has high healthcare costs relative to other countries" interests you: https://t.co/haxowEvHGI Great use of Internet for…

The most racist statement I have ever heard from a sitting US congressman. https://t.co/BH0d43Gzt6

"It won't leave us in the end so... totally alone." https://t.co/Lh3DITHGcO

If you are into HTPC wankery, as I am, check out madVR. Completely unnecessary, of course, but then so is the HTPC.. https://t.co/yCAZRxDvuK

When someone "unfriends" me on Facebook and I check and see it's because they deleted their account https://t.co/4iXECuzbXV