@emsal1863 The average programmer is much closer to a fashion designer than a sweatshop sewing machine operator, though

Geeks do not think of themselves as people with power. But look in everyone's pocket, what are they carrying? Our totem, the computer.

Spent way too much time reading this monstrosity https://t.co/bZrEypsRvK

No. No, no, no. NO. NOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOÖ https://t.co/lPt6g2ZQiC

@blu_mlk 17% better battery life, roughly, adjusting for screen, but only 2900 mAh which is still quite small compared to the others here..

@AbolitionOf they do in fact make a bigger battery https://t.co/3i3Q3lNZzw

if the iPhone 7 had a 3200 mAh battery it would *destroy* every Android device in real world battery life. Utter obliteration. https://t.co/WsCpAjXv4U

“from time to time, I hope you will be treated unfairly, so that you will come to learn the value of justice.” https://t.co/yE0wiKFpVE

🎼You are .. so beautiful .. to meeee https://t.co/cl9Z0qrfXI https://t.co/9kjFezy5W1

If code schools existed when I finished high school I think they would have been a better fit for me than CS degree (which I…

@rigatron3 I actually wasn't directing this at you because I knew it was a joke. I was thinking of other times when it *isn't* a joke.

It is unfortunately true that the things you respond to, that you shouldn't, advertise exactly what kind of harassment works on you

@rigatron3 William your words can be so hurtful

I 👏 wanna 👏 publish 👏 zines 👏 and 👏 rage 👏 against 👏 machines https://t.co/5gx8SpuIeB

Like a fruit that's ripe for the picking I wouldn't do you like that Zankou Chicken (as if I needed another reason to love Baby Driver)

Does anyone else have the problem in Windows 10 where disabled audio channels (HDMI, 3 monitors) keep coming back, like persistent zombies?

Disruption happens when you don't listen to customers. It's not the tech #JTBD https://t.co/bAeBX0iGxk

@lowellheddings @kevindente It's annoying

@lowellheddings @kevindente Dude you gotta stabilize your avatar and name

My dad has kept this instruction from the Strawberry Shortcake dollhouse he built me since 1984 https://t.co/qFpNJJx1DS

Baby Driver was excellent. I wish more movies were this kind of musical. Less people bursting into song, more music integrated into screen.

It's a mechanical Pinball for loop! https://t.co/MqOjS3fMio

Wait Trump was *actually in* pro wrestling videos? I think I am starting to see some of his thinly populated red state appeal

If this doesn't break your heart, you may be a sociopath. https://t.co/frfGNrKlD0 https://t.co/0ZVhgfQAHD

Wow, I gotta say Medium's new pivot is very interesting. Definitely a big market, though. https://t.co/P8ANpSof3u

@lowellheddings well.. it could be real in 3 years if you pay up front and pray

Now Canada is trolling us with Canada Day. We get it. We suck now.

It got better https://t.co/GqQeAyDYek

as I get older I think "oh no terrible thing happened" less and "oh no that person has to live with that forever" a whole lot more

Brutal no matter how you look at it. https://t.co/Fj6CaSrpLs

Online trolls tend to be psychopathic males, with high levels of sadism, low affective and high cognitive empathy. https://t…

In other news, emoji crazy face (new as of March 2017) is really.. something 🤪

heck, if you aren't opposed to Apple ecosystem lock in, a $329 iPad is more than enough computer these days

rando: "your OSS doesn't work with Opera 11.64 from 2012!" me: "np, I'll buy you a computer for $500 no strings attached" rando: 😶

@ferrybig3 Forum what dot com though? 🤔

I don't understand dudes who can't be professional at work around women. That says to me you are losing focus on what matters: the *work*.

@codinghorror I like to draw on mine! And yeah, these last a really long time. https://t.co/Og52qTWJKl

RIP old wallet you served me well! https://t.co/z98o7hdtyc https://t.co/BMI28lcsuP

@lowellheddings with safari adblock that's like 3 hours

Since 1994 the word "outrageous" has been completely replaced in my brain by NUTRAGEOUS https://t.co/3Q4YCz9uHT

I needed to update my CV so I did it all through google autocomplete and soon I will have every job https://t.co/pjCBtU…

https://t.co/MUs1aYO6Ul https://t.co/8ZqRCFRf5u

I didn't think this quote was real — until I found it's actually on the website of the Republican Secretary of State of Mis…

What makes Gmail mark a clicked link as "untrusted"? Searches produce nothing useful. https://t.co/lNjHeqLFrw

If your org doesn't yet sponsor Unicode through adopting a character, why not? https://t.co/vaTyTBjQVs

How do desktop-era JS frameworks stay competitive on the mobile web? My JSConf EU/DinosaurJS talk, now in blog form!
https://t…

the iPad (2017) at $329 might be the best pure bang for the buck of any hardware Apple has shipped.. like.. ever? Fight me!

iPhone is 10 years old today. After 10 years, not a single serious malware case. It's not just luck; we need to congratulate App…

told @betsyphd about our adopted emoji, one of the twins was there and she immediately said "was it the poopy one?" NOPE ALREADY TAKEN 💩

If starting a company so I can spend $5k to adopt an Emoji is wrong, I DONT WANNA BE RIGHT

OMG you guys we just adopted an emoji!! https://t.co/IeeMXFqB1e

and if you went to harvard or yale or whatever.. pretty much all your friends get old and powerful

one thing you don't understand when you are younger, is how powerful / influential (some of) your friends will get as you get older

@lowellheddings @kevindente this is why you and I should be in charge of everything Lowell

Cool. Using https://t.co/kz7InzQDCD to purge our Slack of pointless files. So many useless animated GIFs and screenshots..

huh. Slack complains if you have too many "files" (screenshots, etc) on a free plan, but offers no ability to delete by size..

the real semantics of semantic versioning: major = a breaking change minor = a minor breaking change patch = a little-bit…

I'M A LIVING TESTIMONIAL: DONATE TO THE @EFF!!! https://t.co/zIwZAWOKiN

Snapdragon 835 results: better than I expected, thanks to (very) recent Chrome V8 improvements https://t.co/JGUA3nrG6I

The power of storytelling: "Fowler simply told her story" https://t.co/OQLg0DHRvF

Well this is obsolete on so many levels https://t.co/4RVQNc7qyc

I have refactored the code that was in ur repo & which u were probably going to deploy Forgive me it doesn't work now but it…

ICYMI Meet the Appalachian Mountain Wrestling League's newest villain, 'The Progressive Liberal': https://t.co/sE54I9xr…

Still my favourite misleading chart of all time https://t.co/iEDZVnfxHo

Thanks @KimCrayton1 for inviting me to the @CommEngReport podcast today! 🙇

Every time @codinghorror types out a tweet, I imagine it like this https://t.co/iKHuGdm1Q2

Fascinating historical data recovery story https://t.co/pUt4AmkIj9

DISRUPT SLEEP
https://t.co/tSBm27S6Aw

HEAR ME OUT.

What if you had a GoFundMe

That everyone paid into

That paid everyone's medical expenses https://t.co/jlwx…

when it comes to updating task lists, I will never *not* make a Hall n' Oates joke. Occupational hazard. 💋 https://t.co/rxllTQTe0j

In other good news, https://t.co/TgszOYsGsP is now using commonmark for message composition 🎉

@thetowerepunzel @mjambon mostly, it was a minor jokey aside, not a job hiring critiria. Incompatible senses of humor. Humorless people.

"hunter-gatherer adults didn't watch Simpsons porn" https://t.co/vNVV3cRkAB

HUSBAND: I sell shirts for goats WIFE: And I saw a chipmunk yesterday HUSBAND: Our budget is $1.3 million

@lowellheddings @eviltrout WRONG

I've never seen a one sentence headline contradict itself https://t.co/7azJBGXeOR

Every true geek knows why this image is a disaster. Even back in the 80s I distinctly remembered, and resented, this image. https://t.co/FPmdNg0Occ

If you haven't played Papers, Please, you should. Such a sly little game about the banality of evil https://t.co/ZX7tk8dVuL

Time for a new mighty wallet let's see what designs they haHNNNGGGHHnnN https://t.co/tZeNfDpvAA https://t.co/bo5loMKjwN

Pew released their annual study of the rest of the world's views of the US and its gov't. The results weren't pretty. W…

The 80s design aesthetic https://t.co/LXdOQfSKIq

Progressive rendering -- seems like a good idea, but.. isn't. https://t.co/2M6U6RCpt2 https://t.co/am1WEfmfeZ

If you're wondering why https://t.co/K1JWKVhIz7 see the 50+ bugs on intederminate Markdown behavior we just closed https://t.co/6fQBhQbMzO

Twirl boldly into the week, my friends. https://t.co/UIQpkKtVdN

Meanwhile, in Canada https://t.co/mQOX4WGkF2

I don't get people that complain their iPad 1 is obsolete. a) it's ancient b) it was a V1 product c) why don't you use your C=64 instead

This is a cool article on so many levels: https://t.co/YEYbad8vL9

When Amazon enters your market https://t.co/FJXzXvn3sT

For the first time, @jonathansfrakes replied to my @RikerGoogling account, and it was 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/JKhezxtS2m

Localization is hard: https://t.co/di6ByXhn0D

Diminishing returns. https://t.co/Nd5Q96Wmy3

It has been an honor and a privilege to be a human with all of you. We're gonna win that race one day.

first

The graph that asymptotically rises to infinity there at the end https://t.co/nUL9bpr15o

Life, in six charts. https://t.co/Qkp4zNgnCi https://t.co/uGRzQE4FAS

I met Reid Hoffman once and I really regret I didn't immediately say "Great to meet you Reid, I'd like to add you to my professional.."

time to drop Android 4.3 and lower with your latest Android app release https://t.co/5ewj99cNAU https://t.co/H9Oy5q0G8G

We just checked in https://t.co/Z5z1VFtXpa support to @discourse core and will be testing it thoroughly next week 🎉

@joelcifer I added some music to this. https://t.co/UwjhTKpaeu