91 percent of the children killed by guns around the world are American

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I decided to watch "The Conjuring 2" while excercising on the treadmill last night and I kinda regretted it https://t.co/hy8qW1sBWD

I just launched TrumpBlocks.Me, a web app for people that the 45th President of the United States has blocked on Twitter http…

it me https://t.co/XhKVsnENlQ

(resumes stabbing self in eyes repeatedly)

"Hi, I have absolutely no idea what I am doing, but I feel strangely obligated to report this severe security problem with your website"

Time to check our Hacker One page and get my daily dose of uncontrollable rage https://t.co/47enXNC1S7

I have flashbacks to Colbert's "I don't see color, but people tell me I am white" every time I re-read this https://t.co/kQC4oH0AIb

About as many Americans will die this year of drug overdoses as died in Vietnam, Iraq & Afghanistan wars combined. https:…

You've got a really *impressive* risk/reward calculus if you steal snacks from the CIA's vending machine via hacking while con…

I use "tempered glass" screen protectors because I have kids, but there is no way these $10 kits are *really* glass?

Have to say... Not a huge fan! :D https://t.co/2ynIRE7Nwi

"With Kalanick’s exit, Uber is out its CEO, COO, CBO, CFO, CMO, and SVP of Engineering" Now's the perfect time to implement a ho…

Bring your child to work day https://t.co/QOptwEmsZ0

Google 2006: "PSUs have typical 60-70% efficiency, our custom PSUs 90%+" by 2013 you could buy this off the shelf https://t.co/NCY4jQMq9R

Because @siracusa is building a sweet PC gaming rig for 4k / 60fps Destiny 2, I got him this mouse as a present https://t.co/5sC5nDhczL

@thomedes Yes that is the joke

I mean *everyone* knows that eight ridiculously slow cores is better than two fast cores. That is just LOGIC, people! Lern2cpu n00b

Funny how Android sites have internalized this "only multi core scores now matter" narrative with 1/2 the CPU speed of iOS hardware https://t.co/NlawOvnyiJ

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator. Are you ready? Hi ready, I'm Dad. https://t.co/5a0gds84ug

Ask yourself: am I even good enough to suffer from impostor syndrome?

@voidqk they do it because you let it work ;)

@voidqk I empathize with "buy the old game complete bundle" which is how it should be for ancient games like this. But base game = full game.

@voidqk if anything you are falling into a marketing trap. Oh noes, I am not getting *everything*, therefore..

@voidqk Take Batman: Arkham Knight DLC as an example. Is the batgirl set of missions "depriving you from the full experience"? Nonsense

Science and Religion, Abridged! https://t.co/VA5l7rU8Cd

@voidqk That's a bizarre weird viewpoint; game expansions are NOT standalone films. Not even close. They're much smaller vignettes.

@voidqk Doubtful, if someone plays Catan and doesn't have Seafarers, did they not get "the Settlers of Catan experience"? base game is essential

@voidqk why would it matter if Settlers of Catan was missing the Seafarers expansion? The base game works just fine ..

@voidqk ask Battlefield: Hardline how well that worked out for them.. lots of fail in that "use same engine, different art" approach

@voidqk it's really not though; imagine a paid boardgame expansion, that's exactly what it is.. https://t.co/Yk98pNnlSp

@SolventBubbles I have no son https://t.co/s33dVfA81h

It is suuuper annoying how many Steam games freak out if Windows DPI scaling is set higher than 100%

guys there is a union ironworker running against Paul Ryan oh my goodness https://t.co/ZpNgOVcIQ4

Cats are an extreme outlier among domestic animals https://t.co/SMPmoeulSE by @annaleen

I can highly recommend the logitech G Pro as a no-nonsense, high quality mouse https://t.co/JZZXQK4ZPx

Days later, I am still thinking about "looks like they gave you the pickle" and chuckling to myself @d_m_elms

A Wilson's Algorithm maze laid out as its spanning tree. https://t.co/vhwzVEk2ED https://t.co/IFUroilsFU

Empathy: “They have to be monsters”. From @codinghorror… https://t.co/tZvnh0XdCJ

A shout out to single parents, who should celebrate both mother's day and father's day because holy crap that would be unbelievably hard

Want to really see just how far the web has come in 30yrs? https://t.co/bq8GV0UlRD

I don't usually get emotional on here, but I wanted to really say a huge happy Father's Day to the MS-DOS computer that ra…

Leonard Nimoy with his son Adam on the set of STAR TREK. #FathersDay https://t.co/OWw0Ui6THw

“5 Surprising Things I’ve Learned About Teaching” https://t.co/soTLzamfnO

It offends me that the top level for 80 plus power efficiency is titanium.. over *platinum??* Who came up with this? https://t.co/UzIAaEuO64

At least we use screws, right, @iFixit? #courage #Apple https://t.co/TsO2FeYgU2

Bought a digital photo frame and it's .. kinda great! Nice IPS screen, plug in usb key, EZ setup & autoplay all: https://t.co/snWpUAQC7z

@greshock it's a process

The old saying "Holding a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die." is very very deeply true.

Don't hold grudges. Ever. Avoid people who are known bad actors, sure, but never hold a grudge.

this is a great way to handle bathroom signage, @cooperunion ! https://t.co/DVunLqqIJi

GINORMOUS sharpie magnum is fantastic. When it's time for something to EAT BLACKNESS! EAT IT!!! EAT IIT!!1!@r89qwad https://t.co/nqXt693L6a

I don't think there's a darker end of the world scenario than the one in Handmaid's Tale. Giant meteor seems merciful in comparison. https://t.co/8TaVcjCmVk

Don't yuck someone else's yum!* * Unless their yum is sexism or racism then you totally should

Reminder: if it plugs in, and you care about it, put it on a reliable UPS or "protection present" power strip https://t.co/8pgIrcy81B

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GIF turns 30 today! 🎉 https://t.co/IcDxhNDXDv

Editor: "That React post got 10K visits from Hacker News. Not getting better than that."

Blogger: "Hold my beer."

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“You didn’t really have a choice. Did you?” https://t.co/AgbDXqSJEb

The iPad is now as fast as (technically, *faster* than) the highest end Surface Pro 4. I called this in 2014 https://t.co/jA60MbHMRC https://t.co/sWXuYLajWF

"Sometimes bands still get rich. So can you." https://t.co/Oqe2e7Q7Ft

Worst iPads are all odd version numbers: 3 (underpowered retina), 5 (underpowered 64-bit), and 7 (meh "pro" featureset). Even numbers FTW!

"Nostalgia for an AZ lifestyle that never existed, understood in the context of the Freedom Riders" https://t.co/uxVAALY60j h…

People are emailing their CEOs; some of them write back! Keep up the pressure and post your emails for others to use https://…

Severe two year old iOS Safari bug with position:fixed that started in iOS 8, finally closed.. https://t.co/zUuFANEci7

@Gargron I don't know what it is?

Video games as a universal basic income for meaning: https://t.co/hAK9AtjMQ6 <- Got some thoughts about this.

Early #computers had to be programmed by hand. This involved graphic designers trying to make you think BASIC was fun...…

This is maybe the best Tweetstorm I've ever read, cheers @d_m_elms -- https://t.co/3aBXtLAFQl

I agree that @susanthesquark should win a Pulitzer https://t.co/sAlyV3HHl2

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Slow-mo vid showing ProMotion on iPad Pro 10.5" vs 9.7". https://t.co/efehry9dmj

When you are *pretty* sure you visited Wikipedia before an edit got reverted https://t.co/Rl07pyqtWh

Which type of mouse grip do you use? https://t.co/M6DnMGlrke

Fidget spinners are teaching the world's youth an important lesson: friction always wins

Undeniable theme among founders i've invested/worked with: The less defensive, the more potential. Those that absorb + int…

Seeing some solid JS perf improvements in recent Chrome Android versions (this is on a Nexus 6p) thanks @bmeurer & team! https://t.co/ZkK0S5Fnfz

iPad Pro (2017) scores 149 on https://t.co/KFX8Y4SpDI

@chris_campbell How can there be citizen governance or oversight when the damn talk pages are so disastrously hard to understand much less engage with

Fish MASTERRRRS! https://t.co/BpZKz4HC7V

You know what's wrong with Wikipedia? Talk pages. They make zero sense. They are completely unintelligible to an average human.

Solid, thoughtful introspection on building great software https://t.co/5OXbwdNdHb

@SecsAndCyber I think you meant gender traitors

I WAS BORN READY https://t.co/ZijJJ6HmV6 https://t.co/TC1mba2Jri

TL;DR if you like your dystopias xxxtra dark 99% cacao you'll enjoy Handmaid's Tale!

Handmaid's Tale has it all: cattle prod beatdowns, literal 👁️-for-an-👁️, stonings, machine gunning civilians, genital mutilation...

Apple is currently at 2012 era Ivy Bridge Core i7 levels of performance now, per Geekbench 4 https://t.co/UEDgyQ8gKj

"we’re now waiting for Intel to catch up with Apple’s performance" https://t.co/Ld1YKidtx1

The current front line in the CPU war between Intel and Apple, as of the iPad Pro 2017 (A10X) https://t.co/VJrs8MzNn1 https://t.co/KJ2TPaxHnv

eInk has still got it, man. So cool. https://t.co/ne6RwGf9el

I have many questions about this product 🏃‍♀️💨 https://t.co/r6cEurfmxT

The post-regulatory world of commerce https://t.co/KUtcbI3TCF

Today's cutting edge cryptocurrency crime is tomorrow's mainstream crime https://t.co/uzceJcJ24c

It is also amusing that the cult leader lady from The Leftovers ... is a cult leader lady in The Handmaid's Tale. A+++ would lead cult again

I immediately recognized Margaret Atwood's cameo in the first episode of The Handmaid's Tale. Hi mom!* * not actually my mom

Got the kids a bunch of whoopie cushions and I honestly don't think they have ever had more fun in their entire lives

At least people who use negative sexist/racist language are easy to identify. The ones that don't are *far* more dangerous.