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@JohnJMcG @codeincontext @mvirkkunen substitute the word "criticism" if you can't handle "punching"

"How is it fair that X is allowed to do Y, but not me?" I have to explain "punching up, not down" a lot. Power = responsibility

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Readers' Choice: The Top 10 PC Games of All Time (Computer Gaming World, March 2001). https://t.co/wB0eojOFJH

Valve should really remaster the original Portal for 4K. Portal 2 looks decent but Portal 1 needs some love.

"There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself." https://t.co/kC1sC04c5D

I just realized that Memento (2000) is now an impossible movie because smartphones. You could simply make videos of everything to remember.

"I shall often revisit it, in seasons of reflection and despair, on flagless memorial days of my own choosing." https://t.co/GDgZfECQUU

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Working from home makes you happier and more productive, says Stanford University economist @Sales_Source https://t.co…

Read the specs, read the docs, read the code, experiment. No programmer ever StackExchanged their way to greatness.

“In this modern political climate that we’re living in, I actually don’t think such an idea is totally impossible” https://t.co/cP5Hu66aMz

If you have kids, after eight years, you finally get to do this with them https://t.co/fEy2Ml36Jr

in 1997 Crayola made the leap into a cyberpunk future with the release of these internet themed crayons. Web Surfin' Blue…

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"This is hard because being a good con man is much easier than being a good entrepreneur." https://t.co/9UVLy6HYH3

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@ChadDavidson001 Looks ok to me on iPhone? https://t.co/17cGlylKO3

I am still looking for feedback on our markdown tutorial, ideally from people who have no idea what markdown is https://t.co/4eDDRTqxqP

The problem so unintuitive one of the most notable mathematicians of the last century didn't even get it: https://t.co/poR5qKyBrT https://t.co/V2trfMqkCn

We still exist #FunFactFriday

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Have I given a shout out to https://t.co/oERhMa9OjW yet? Great model for "compare all the things!"

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@PJoannisse "The captions typically describe various epiphanies and desires" https://t.co/zuqTJKEzOo

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@PJoannisse I am wistfully looking off into the distance, thinking.. I wish I had trained my children to be dancers who pop off at any instant

I'm so woke I may never sleep again

you can't fucking do it. no way. Inspirational slogan at my favorite t-shirt shop. Also 反戦 (anti-war) 地獄の耳 (ears from hel…

Anything that you can't do on mobile/tablet and can do on a PC is something that 90%+ of people couldn't actually do on…

This twitter UI update is great https://t.co/KOhzzRNTpl

I thoroughly enjoy working with people from different countries, and different cultures than my own. In fact, I think I prefer it.

@martinmcwhorter it's very.. English, and in kind of a negative way. I kind of agree it's one of the weaker episodes though not as bad as the avatar news one

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Rank how well your AI demo went:
- Great
- Good
- Ok
- Bad
- Very Bad
- Miyazaki https://t.co/jqE487dblu

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@krisaubuchon @tha_rami What he said

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This is one of my favorite chart types & idk what to call it; a line chart squared, a line for every point on a line. Cf bu…

there's a fair amount of dislike for Black Mirror S01E01 and I can concur it's not the strongest. Start anywhere but there; all stand-alone.

@_inikulin_ yeah I was thinking that too.

To prepare for the future, I strongly recommend watching all three seasons of Black Mirror. It's that good. https://t.co/W0u9eTuTWW

we currently live in an era of "it bleeds, it leads" amplified by three billion permanently, instantly connected smartphones

@doubleo2_ Given that cloud would cost us 10x as much for lower performance, I *definitely* want all my competitors to move to the cloud! ;)

me: "please make a large charge to a server parts company I've done business with many times before" citibank fraud protection: "OMG FRAUD"

"Increase your prices!" @patio11 keeps saying, over and over! So we did!

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Thanks for all the questions, everyone! I've never done a live internet video Q&A before, it went smoothly: https://t.co/1CSxP0Y2Ib

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Have a question you've always wanted to ask @codinghorror? Love clicking emoji? GUESS WHAT: Jeff joins us live @ 4pm h…

Probability that a politician will father a politician is huge compared to other occupations. https://t.co/PDtvJaMTgx via…

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Before OS/2 and Linux, I was a GEOS head: https://t.co/jOHEaX0k1K

Another successful Prime Day, everyone! https://t.co/3gWmnl1lYf

@captainkrtek @Pinboard If I get hassled at the border, I will be like, you hoser, put down your poutine and look up my damn Wikipedia page

Modern fraud "detection" on our business debit card is completely insane. So many false positives. Might as well approve manually.

Neural network generative movie posters, by MetaFilter member OrangeGloves:

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"I have $517,249.79 in student loan debt." https://t.co/ySKxlWuKpi

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iOS bugs are "too valuable to report to Apple." https://t.co/db14TrfoXM

"I learned it by watching you" https://t.co/cUDgey2qn8

So. True. "Remote work policies take the fall when other issues are to blame." https://t.co/8cHsBokkPA

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interesting how "definition of done" applies to these common types of team requests ... #agile #leanux #kanban https://t…

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@__lukebennett @FogCreek @StackOverflow @StackExchange @trello @FogBugz @glitch Fog Creek the company wasn't involved in Stack Overflow / Exchange, just mainly Joel

Today has been an object lesson in letting five year olds make all their own bad decisions. We have all learned ... uh, something?

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Love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people. Never gets old.

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Life expectancy in the US has doubled since 1880, from nearly 40 to nearly 80.
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I really, really like the current design of the Apple wired headphones. So many in ear models seal the ear canal which feels awful to me.

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