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i wish the emoji movie was a dry documentary about the history of unicode and text encodings

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I am generally opposed to "grief the griefers" but the volume of robocalls I get is starting to change my mind https://t.co/pZGtby3Ns5

There are also moral reasons that sexist and racist viewpoints have to be actively ostracized and loudly declared repugnant.

I used to think sexist and racist viewpoints were so obviously dumb that they didn't deserve debunking. After Trump, that changed.

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I did not realize Mass Effect: Andromeda was the "Battlefield Earth" of videogames https://t.co/rRGOc7bPvj

"A player who invests enough time can progress the same amount and have access to the same content as a player who purchases Gold."

Every sketch of Martin Shkreli looks like it's from The Trial of Rumpelstiltskin https://t.co/I0CmmW8nES

Ah, the end of potty training and diapers. I'll never forget this Yes, Dear scene. https://t.co/rHH8A7cM2e

Last month was the first time in 9 years we did not have diapers in the house, so remember that the next time you have sex

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Periodic retweet: basic security precautions for non-profits and journalists in the United States. Stay safe! https://t.co/LX…

How to phish your friends, as a proof of concept https://t.co/Bf7fdJhonP

Harvard's incoming college class will be majority students of color for the first time in the school's history: https://…

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@dtwps Very informally: Junior = needs adult supervision, intermediate = doesn't need adult supervision, senior = is adult sup…

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Whenever a company puts out a press release about somebody getting hired, it should say they "wanted to spend less time with…

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“But most of all, beware of each other.” https://t.co/Lh3DITHGcO

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Temperature anomalies in each country since 1900:

Short version: 🌎🔥📈
Long version: ⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/C067euAGKv

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"New York is the only city in the US to take on the legal obligation of providing a bed for everyone" https://t.co/fgz9GY56Cg

https://t.co/tLZye3cPyX As an aside, greatest movie ever made is available on YouTube with the filmmaker's blessing. I don't…

Them: "If you hate Twitter so much, why don't you delete your account?"
Me: https://t.co/S2zvxetkcg

"the main problem is not unequal pay ... but whatever it is that leads women to be in lower-paying jobs" https://t.co/0HGUnH0wa6

20 years ago, black kids were almost twice as likely to drop out of high school as white kids. Now the gap is 3 percentage…

Finished moving @delicious from 19 machines onto 2, and kicking myself because it fits on just one. The cloud tax is real. 🌫💸🌫

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Tesla 3 interior is fascinating. They purged the featurephone aspect of car design. No more buttons and dials everywhere…

Use whatever brace style you prefer.

But not this.

Don't do this.

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DVDs are so lame now. But they were amazing in 1998! My favorite demo DVDs were Saving Private Ryan and Outbreak (opening scenes) -- yours?

BTC-e chief was arrested earlier this week, and the indictment has been unsealed.
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What happens when a country declares peace, not war, on drugs? https://t.co/PBVe0WV7XC

The hardware running the Software Creations BBS, sometime before 1995. Wow.

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Another compelling argument in favor of getting rid of the penny https://t.co/GMNq9A3ylx

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2day's @CommEngReport guest is @codinghorror co-founder of @StackOverflow & @discourse https://t.co/J3ucKzbKFS #diversity…

Who would have ever predicted the reality TV show star that we elected president whose tagline is "you're fired", likes to fire people

This misunderstanding about shell syntax causes serious issues such as "help I've tattooed a fork bomb with a syntax er…

Schoolhouse Rock didn't prepare me for any of this.

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Clear your mind, imagine the best kind of pasta. If you imagined any pasta other than fusilli, you are a bad person and should feel bad.

The blackberry 10 is hot. It will surprise people with how good it is and reignite a loyal customer base.

Optimistic Nihilism! https://t.co/erCBZKMxmQ

Holy shit SNL is gonna be amazing this weekend

I basically never answer my phone any more, because all I get is spam calls. No messages are left either, indicating same..

I remember when I met @ILOVETHEHAWK and I asked "should I call you Sarah" and she said "no, I go by Hawk" and I was like FUCK YES

All communication errors are the fault of the writer (me), but sometimes you give yourself 130 chars of rope

So when @pinboard says "all we gotta do is organize the introverts!" I'm like.. okay.. https://t.co/oTmtEgXgFE

Twitter: house of nuance, it ain't.

My "most programmers got into programming to _avoid_ other humans" tweet seems to have been widely misunderstood. A clarification: https://t.co/pYWHeWveEF

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President Truman signs an executive order, desegregating the military of the United States, this day in 1948. https://t.co…

When will someone finally write a song about the satisfaction of writing a fantastic interoffice memo?

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This is ARKit's A-ha moment

(now shorter and embedded)
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I am unclear how @pinboard can read an article such as https://t.co/x1cCkABLD7 and conclude "tech people need to unionize, too!"

being an adult is weird bc u get to do things u wanted to do as a kid except with the burden of knowing that leisure i…

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What's the ultimate logging scenario? Log on bit transitions from 1/0 and 0/1, by nanosecond, for all memory on all servers?

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Macrocilix maia is a small moth that mimics bird shit to avoid predators. Even mimics flies eating the bird shit https:/…

Any recommendations for a solid remote AWS consultant, years of experience with the "nuts and bolts" stuff (IAM, VPCs, KMS, ALB, etc)?

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Major bias of mine: when I really don't understand a subculture, my default assumption is that it's, at core, a sex thing.

Spotted by my wife in Trivial Pursuit 80's edition tonight. Prophetic. https://t.co/gyVbjSV21q

Just a typical Saturday night, hanging out with my husband, spitting into tubes to provide DNA samples to @23andMe. #truelove

I will always hate Mario Kart; I will never not hate Mario Kart. https://t.co/G6AdgNoUQF

Been playing around with #ARKit lately and I'm really impressed with it! I built a little tool for laying out rooms 🛋 https://…

"Borlaug is ... credited with saving over a billion people worldwide from starvation." https://t.co/szdpn2ZH7C

Fun DIY experiment with a single solar panel: https://t.co/9vSOWH73oP

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Who you hang out with, is who you become: https://t.co/aahBGdMV6G

David Crane demonstrates how to necro a thread properly https://t.co/fnpmhuxEJV

Can anyone explain why "name badge" emoji looks like a fireball? Is this a Japanese thing? https://t.co/lede44oKZu https://t.co/ia0RjcDIay

"Close relationships, more than money or fame, are what keep people happy throughout their lives" https://t.co/SVTCBWVoN8

Computer History Museum
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It's wonderful.

How US couples met their partners: https://t.co/nGuEi6BCPN https://t.co/Gicq9WqIS3

Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else... noticed? https://t.co/Chjcs74qHx