"if you want to build an inclusive culture, build a minimum culture" https://t.co/thzXHGCdF2 https://t.co/4O2O006usd

I'm probably more pleased with myself than I should be. https://t.co/YiTOfbuDih

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.

For the record, this is the goofiest, most infantilizing rejection letter I've gotten since, maybe, first year of college? h…

And yes I do carry Raspberry Pi 3s and SO stickers on me at all times. (We were very close to home)

School event, 5th grade kid approached me, "are you from Stack Overflow?" That is a first! Gave kid a raspberry pi and some SO stickers.

heard unmistakable sounds of kitten tickle video, asked one of the 5yo twins what she was watching and to my horror https://t.co/2zQpuC3Uuf

Why can't every mission be this easy? https://t.co/qrHErU58Ga

Kamala Harris will co-sponsor Sanders' single-payer healthcare bill https://t.co/LU6kBYyyFw https://t.co/JtTqH4FE0F

1/ #Harvey has devastated Texas. In time of devastation, people give to disaster relief. And so let’s talk about the @RedCr…

what's especially awesome is that it is, technically, a pistol you can dual wield them https://t.co/s60Ti1uVoy

On the advice of https://t.co/21QShcnf1u I purchased this stupid thing and now I think it's the most incredible thing I have ever owned https://t.co/ubRDCuqu2z

That's why I continue to maintain the best "parenting" training is improv classes.

It is absolutely true that children are chaos monkey training. You learn to be much more resilient, patient, to adapt to unknowns.

You can passively consume hundreds of articles and podcasts and learn far less than shipping one side project a year.

Friend w/o kids: I'm planning a meditation retreat next month. Me: One of my kids has been shaking a metal tin full of…

This might be my favorite talk I've given. It also explains why I am not at Stack Overflow any more. https://t.co/BCgPjqWiFC

These are some serious hardcore next-level life hacks https://t.co/LFpf3BLGot

"I decided to start with the holy trinity of rock -- E A B, E A B A, E A B E A A" https://t.co/fjw8T03okd

My son said he wanted a switch for his birthday. https://t.co/mT6qm222Xj

Mad Magazine responds to Trump's decision to lift ban on military gear for local police w/ a fresh take on Rockwell https://t.c…

New blog post- "A Tale of Two Industries: How Programming Languages Differ Between Wealthy and Developing Countries" https://t.co…

I think remote + digital work is *extremely* amenable to being stripped of bias. Just eval the pull requests from "user1234"

"We all want to feel that we deserve the success and accolades that we have received based on our own merit." https://t.co/OP81i13bab

Game Engine Black Book is available for preorder: https://t.co/TCzZbsecyA. Preview here: https://t.co/RBIEN0BkJJ. Paper versio…

"Our boy can become president of the USA and we can engineer it. I will get all of Putin's team to buy in on this" https://t.c…

Here's why "forever" (flat rate) stamps are taking over: https://t.co/TYYvCGVk0r https://t.co/gzEPsY3mLP

@codinghorror capitalism like "if you ain't working why you living?"

It is kind of insane that we tie basic healthcare to employment in the US. That's.. wrong?

thank goodness for https://t.co/zwEEwp6ORR (payroll/benefits) and https://t.co/0SaXQ8HYfb (accounting). This stuff is my kryptonite.

This is how we hang on Saturdays. https://t.co/NdteyUDidB

We don't even refer to them as children any more, really. They're the Atwood goats, and they DNGAF https://t.co/fmioDmH7SJ

that's a little bit on the nose, 23andme, but I guess I saw it coming https://t.co/AL5BNyG8zf

aww yiss, genetics ftw https://t.co/DuomJvJUKQ

Oh, my 23andme report is ready. Time to behold my Trump style genetic superiority and/or inferiority!

The night.. begins.. to SHINE https://t.co/5kQ32a7YrN

@AndrewNCassidy it puts the lotion in the basket

explain to non-technical folk how this is a raster vs vector problem. MATHS! https://t.co/0BjXPnURj4

This whole sport is one giant screaming WTF https://t.co/s6mutyyF6u

"now they’re just trying to ensure that high-end VR doesn’t turn out to be LaserDisc" https://t.co/vFEnWmttCO

This Superman poster from the 1950s is just as relevant today as it was nearly 70 years ago. There is still hope. https://t.c…

Hang in there Houston. Sending donations https://t.co/JiTtS8lWlY https://t.co/0mokNwoEau

"They might be surprised to learn that the Union vs. the Confederacy was just the Lakers vs. Celtics of its time." https://t.co/eFTl4Kaeac

I realized today I may be a prepper. A water war prepper. https://t.co/txNKiDxLSm

Exactly 10 years later and still the best Success Kid ever! #HappySuccessKidDay https://t.co/q1UTxmO0fe

we bought a small void to keep our small void creature in https://t.co/vzYwad9P38

We've been covering Joe Arpaio for more than 20 years. Here's a couple of things you should know about him... 1/many

"Do something interesting, and instead of having to push your way in, you’ll get pulled in." https://t.co/jJf1p0ueR1

I feel like "Google AMP" is one of those "let's test 43 shades of blue" Google projects. An end pursued with harmful intensity.

would like to hear @Beschizza 's opinion on black mirror s1e1, I find it an excellent example of being "too british" and not recommendable

Black Mirror is essential; watch it this weekend. ⚠️ Start with season 3, work your way back! https://t.co/W0u9eTuTWW

Black Mirror Season 4 😱https://t.co/vV4YhA4mDJ

I am a: 🔘 Consortium Looking for a: 🔘 canonical UNSELECTED RADIO BUTTON emoji

@han0z @xor see also! https://t.co/GkvEgWogiI

Ok the 100PB eighteen-wheeler (with optional armed escort) is the most cyberpunk thing you can get from Amazon https://t.co/E7lGzy…

Followup to https://t.co/bapwP6oAjt an interesting discussion about the pros/cons of ActiveRecord vs Sequel https://t.co/56…

@ftrain Good question! Some answers here: https://t.co/pE2fS3M4JK

Just scrollin' through the awesomely fast loading AMP version of a Boing Boing story. So fast. Super fast. https://t.co/F1eNGb6EZB

So, given my little Twitter rant the other day, I've written up my thoughts on the current state of design. https://t.co/2NwV5T…

Maybe the whole "everyone should learn to code and make lots of money" thing wasn't a good idea? https://t.co/ZBuGO6PiTg

Fun fact: Everyone is one tweet away from a career/life-destroying disaster wait that's not fun

A thorough takedown of the no good, very bad "users will pay $5 for a cup of coffee but not for an app!" argument https://t.co/cfVh5Jzbci

All these naive people explaining how twitter should just charge 💰, have not followed game trends. Nobody 💰 for 💩 thus .. loot crates.

I guess it is not super surprising that an i7 15W TDP CPU would beat a server CPU with 16 cores, 16 x 15w = 240w..

was pretty excited about high CPU Digital Ocean droplets until I benchmarked them. Also max 20gb, but external disk volumes 50% slower :(

People with one degree of abstraction via computer. That is my bag, baby. https://t.co/QcBQspym29

Danng. nivo is super impressive. https://t.co/GGaODfeGBA Charts and calendars and stuff, via d3, but as React components.…

If you enjoy playing Russian Roulette For Kids, I highly recommend beanboozled. Some flavors truly painful. https://t.co/t04btf8CWV

Google amp is a fantastic case study in how an admirable goal can be completely subverted by a wrongheaded approach

OH SNAP YA'LL https://t.co/h3LSqmZlND

Looks like the "Kirk vs Picard" debate has finally been settled. https://t.co/QQgWr1JlzS

We’ve spent too much time avoiding understanding the sunk cost fallacy to start now

How Uber Uses Psychological Tricks to Push Its Drivers’ Buttons https://t.co/wcL0gL10Sg fascinating analysis w/bonus quote fr…

Tabs and spaces have different semantic meanings. Spaces mean "I am indenting this code" while tabs mean "I am a monster".

While global income inequality fell, within US it has been growing *a lot*. Recent growth is concentrated at top: https:/…

The backfire effect, now in classroom / kid friendly version! https://t.co/BUHrZDsq97

Travis. https://t.co/4Wp5v4KqQI

JAMES CROMWELL'S RINGTONE IS HIM SAYING "THAT'LL DO, PIG" FROM THE MOVIE BABE. https://t.co/eQGPeti2C5 https://t.co/EXml06…

no video has ever spoken to me, in my life, in the way that this one has https://t.co/em4v8Kj9Da

@krisaubuchon @Hanzo55 I am still trying to find a Wii to buy

Study found Twitter profiles of white men with high number of followers were most effective in reducing racist online har…

Gravity causes objects with mass to gravitate toward one another & on Earth it gives weight to physical objects, however…

This is how you change your mind: slowly at first, then very rapidly. https://t.co/XRGGZ72WJb

Always wear your coolest socks to the datacenter, I say https://t.co/n3XyQ2KI56

One of the preschool teachers sent us a rar file, I am not gonna lie, I may be a little inappropriately turned on right now

Yeah so pretty awesome eclipse it just looked like a bunch of clouds, thanks clouds https://t.co/Lf5f6AEJTW

Apparently the eclipse super sucks when it's mega cloudy where you are

This minecraft Xbox One S is kind of awesome https://t.co/J3GDNj9TEw

Programming Montage in Squirrel Girl 23 https://t.co/Xy6kOXq8YS

now whenever I type on stream, key blocks fall on my head! https://t.co/2XcNjnW61L

The population growth rate Food per person And the prologue of Ehrlich’s The Population Bomb from 1968 which sold more than…

Magnificent app for linux/unix users https://t.co/J7x3PGAaNI https://t.co/sC4aMBiv8y

They should put a giant picture of Nidhog II in the "how to build a sequel" section of game design textbooks. https://t.co/zeoSiZsJs9

@arawnsley @MichaelStahlke Okay, this is like my favorite thread ever!!, so I wanted to see what it would look like merged wi…

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Alex Jones is losing his mind. https://t.co/UorRXjzUSD

I guess Peter Weller finally got his photo taken with the Greatest Shirt Of All Time https://t.co/0eAiBpE3zG

Discourse now has 17 full time employees! I'm super proud of this little company 😍