As promised, the iPhone 8 is now available on WebPageTest. Wow, it completely smokes everything, including the Thinkpad with…

deploying Docker Compose to production https://t.co/PYR55krUIM

In India, there are Karl Marx fan tees https://t.co/42KxzFbgWy

@KR15KR15 Eeeee ouch!

Take inaction. https://t.co/MjtQChl4ce

Just snagged a bunch of Code Keyboard Tenkeyless on @Massdrop for our office. Take care of your engineers' fingers! https://t…

this is the ideal user interface. you may not like it but this is what peak design looks like. https://t.co/hhuOpbI0WI

If you spell stackoverflow backwards, it has cats and a wolf.

Mission: Discourse https://t.co/M39OqNJqFX

Here in India I regret to inform you that these annoying Google Amp pages are not loading particularly fast

This is just an incredibly staggering comparison. https://t.co/ym778GQE7s

📺ABC Primetime, September 20, 1977: -- On 'Happy Days,' Fonzie accepts a challenge to perform a dangerous water ski jump.…

The First Web Apps: the stories behind five web apps that launched in 1995, with extensive research and… https://t.co/5nDDAEkmXD

Wow. @sparkfun made an app that searches for nearby bluetooth devices that might be ATM/gas pump skimmers.

That's some real cyb…

🌞 Price of solar energy continues to plummet, down 30%yoy Exponentially faster than the most optimistic predictions https://…

This IKEA AR app is LIT https://t.co/rljyQ3SBDA

More reasons to love @1Password.

Take note, @Medium and your entire inexplicably still-employed terrible-poem writing tea…

the hill i want to die on https://t.co/efjDRsuIWe

I apologize if this is too inside baseball but cork, yarn and some rubber.

yeahhhhhhh a facebook php fork that won't be compatible with php now we're cooking with [oven explodes] https://t.co/t8nZCfwekf…

Friends, I have discovered my new patron saint https://t.co/1rI6qhPBx0

India delivering on its promises https://t.co/0Hexhsf0kD

Excellent Twitter this morning https://t.co/K6cToFyxux

Now @discourse is big enough that we need a real bus for our 2017 team world meetup! https://t.co/9bDij6SA8v

Will my daughter Bristol Travelodge have the same opportunities in life as you. https://t.co/8Q04a7lw9F

Passing through LHR, I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of Stack Overflow questions had suddenly been answered https://t.co/J7ODoPP6nh

Headed to London for first leg of trip. Reminded that per 23andme DNA tests I am, apparently, rather boringly 99% English

Tetris. Implemented in Conway’s Game of Life. 🤯😳💥😲

https://t.co/ZvvCsWzlLk https://t.co/2COi740Fi6

A reporter asked for 20 yrs of lottery winner data.

After analyzing the records, he noticed something unusual: https://t.co/XOoH…

We need your help to take on—and fix—the Electoral College. @Lessig on @DailyKos #EqualVotes https://t.co/IRIcweZcmq

@MarkTranchant Stupid maths!!

@backpackhasjetz @kevindente Yep sure does

It's 7,891 miles to Jodhpur. I got 400 gigabytes of media, a 20k mAh portable battery, 3 fully charged computers, and I'm wearing 🕶️ https://t.co/aidbtYuO8F

Great work V'ger, just super effort. Now keep going! https://t.co/FKycKZZcNn

Is it really surprising that startup culture of "grow by any and all means necessary, like a cancer" has produced some bad eggs?

Modulos desk looks neat: https://t.co/bI2mRugUYA

OH. EM. GEE. https://t.co/28D5sC1uAP

@junaidmasudi A lot, almost 3

This trip I am taking to India tomorrow is already trolling me. BLAND. https://t.co/ux0pQUu2dL

You earn the right to lead by advancing the welfare of others. #leadership

Still, kudos to @photomatt for sticking to their guns on this issue, which is an important one! 👍

I LOL'ed at "will delay by a few weeks" @photomatt. That's.. beyond wildly optimistic. That's insane. Try months, more realistically 1 year.

On React and WordPress https://t.co/6FOZXktDMT

I'm hoping for some Election / Being John Malkovich level dark comedy here https://t.co/KHVcynORym

One person, one vote is a worthy cause -- I donated $100 https://t.co/hBU2iocV00

2001; Nokia #6 global brand, brand value $35B, Apple is #49, value $5.4B 2017: Nokia not in top 100 brands, Apple is #1, value…

@m_r_e_c_k_t you'll notice the clock speeds, L2/L3 cache, and processor family (haswell/broadwell/skylake/kaby) are different, look at model #s

Asking for a friend: any rails/react (+elixir) devs interested in adopting an existing webapp lifestyle business? Email me for details.

T.J. Maxx Recreates In-Store Shopping Experience With New Website That Randomly Scatters Products All Over The Place https://…

Wow they really are stripping things out of iTunes. Never expected to see that https://t.co/wyCM5E4FE1

@hadi77ir minimum pin has not been 4 on iOS for quite some time now..

a face is just as "secure" as a fingerprint, in that when you are knocked out someone can unlock your device for you. Use a PIN, people!!

Shutting down hateful & racist subreddits worked. The total amount of hatred spewed decreased. Read the research: https://t.c…

On the two fronts that I care about, performance and security, Apple is 100% untouchable. Nothing else even comes close. Which is sad.

Here is a list of x86 CPUs that are roughly around iPhone 8 level of performance https://t.co/L9bbO7IBzO

Looking at iPhone 8/X benchmarks. Android / Qualcomm left so far back in the dust now it's irrelevant. RIP Intel https://t.co/mlVlGOXhlS

DUE TO COMPANY PASSWORD POLICY WE WILL BE REQUIRING ALL STAFF WHO GET THE NEW IPHONE TO HAVE THEIR FACE SURGICALLY ALTERED EVE…

supermicro maintains that memory tolerances were tightened in newer BIOSes, which is plausible I guess, but kind of a jerky thing to do

us: your bios updates are bricking our servers supermicro: you need our magic approved RAM us: (install so-called magic RAM, same problem)

"People don’t want to use your app. They want to be done using your app." https://t.co/XXJYDUuiJs

This is worth your time: https://t.co/EZytt8UFLc

Humans: the source of, and solution to, all problems.

I normally hate overly clever patch notes with the fire of a thousand suns, but I will make an exception for Sir Mix-a-Lot

LOL in this week's installment of awesome app changelogs, @trello is killing it 😂 https://t.co/ZduyBfy2BV

Firewatch: not actually a videogame https://t.co/pqBDI5ob6g

@TailsFox88 @shanselman If you don't ship something that makes people nervous, you are fucking up, and are already behind the curve. Apple great at this.

@TailsFox88 @shanselman heh, you can expect more and more phones to come without headphone jacks. So I suggest adapting.

@TailsFox88 @shanselman enjoy your floppy drive!

@TailsFox88 @shanselman replaced by bluetooth headphones for at least the last 5 years now..

When I woke up earlier today, for no reason at all, this guitar riff was stuck in my head. Why does this happen https://t.co/lzG799mulB

Technically, it's not a breach of trust if nobody ever trusted you in the first place. https://t.co/B4EtIC5kzw

The https://t.co/JPRrNxBZjx project is super fun, recommended! https://t.co/62O4G4zxI2

"The pagination is excellent." https://t.co/qNzgj0TFjs

Just broke my leg rowing — I blame my hardcore pace. Luckily, it no longer hurts to break a leg! https://t.co/slTWGx6sMD

Towards a more realistic difficulty level setting https://t.co/OAjdjS20YK

oh my god the ultra-wacky 2XL was *all* voiced by its inventor, Michael J. Freeman. Still at it in 2002 https://t.co/SiyRSv8hVo

How I loved my 2XL. The ultimate use for 8 track tapes! https://t.co/Jm2rCmd3Ev

The https://t.co/HKMMfRE6Wq is great fun! One of them was a little candy veggie store you make, presented by the kids with great flourish https://t.co/qp4koO71Tp

no https://t.co/FErAiFJuai

Trump still outpolls Hillary Clinton. Email server management just hits a raw nerve with the American electorate https://t.co…

well FML, it looks like some update to my TV's firmware (LG E6P) somehow rendered it suddenly incompatible with Xbox One S video out?

This is why I switched everything to glyphs and simlish. There, I fixed it for you both. https://t.co/BhJRCKrl7T

It's hard to adjudicate translator battles when you don't understand the language. "Your translation sucks!" "No, *your* translation sucks!"

arrrgh my Xbox One S no longer has any discernable HDMI output

Love this cartoon
#privateeye #cartoon @rgj https://t.co/rlY2Dp5sTb

Nice, but I have some bad news about using this to defend against the robots... https://t.co/A1P5WO6jMU

@voidqk UNIX tools are evergreen. Lesson I did not learn early enough.

Today's Comic: call or text? https://t.co/GOcVX28iU6

@aVELLAble @deadprogrammer I dunno, why don't you try keying in user 1 in the user URL and find out?

To Understand Rising Inequality, Consider the Janitors at Two Top Companies, Then and Now, via @nytimes https://t.co/imLZb9F4…

Hmm. Buffy the Vampire Slayer as the American "translation" of Harry Potter? I could see that.

@dugjohnson perhaps but I also think Dr. Who is terribad for very similar reasons

Church Sign of the Week: Burn! https://t.co/bRAOkT53DP

It pains me to say this, but I need the Americanized version of Harry Potter, sort of like The Office US vs The Office UK

I have tried to hard to get into Harry Potter and every time it's just like.. exceedingly british wizarding.. does not do it for me.. at all

This continues to be my favorite #Programming meme 😂😂😂 https://t.co/XCKh14ZQTd

I just want to feel safe again. https://t.co/qS7d0qBnZr