@deadprogrammer Also do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain

@Beschizza https://t.co/AW8aViz7gw

@Pinboard I would welcome this opportunity

@Carnage4Life What prompted this tweet??

@Pinboard I don't

@castrojo @jonobacon @discourse @StackOverflow check the /badges page and they should be there, e.g. https://t.co/n6mjdOMVi1

@Pinboard oh gosh I love running untrusted code that requires developer privileges! Will it work with my yubikey?!

@MarkPrzepiora @rabois @eviltrout instagram was *forced* to add the web bits, you might note

@rabois @MarkPrzepiora @eviltrout No, native apps are a liability these days, unless you need really low-level access to the device. The idea that every company, every local business, every person.. should ship a native app.. is part of the problem https://t.co/RZqyhzstx0

@MarkPrzepiora @eviltrout @rabois it is insane to interpret "nobody will be using the web soon" as that. That's like interpreting Trump as a good-natured guy who just wants the best for America.

@dsnkpl @e110ca11272837c @rabois This also led to ethnic cleansing and misinformation: https://t.co/eYL5wOfqqA

@dsnkpl @rabois good thing the web works fine (on Apple side, even *faster* than most laptops and desktops) on smartphones! I presume they use Wikipedia in India as well?

@dsnkpl @rabois interesting, so nobody in India uses Stack Overflow? That's intriguing to me

a stranglehold on a certain feeling

@deadprogrammer Tip my 🎩 to you sir

@mahmoudhossam https://t.co/NalXR2zy2E

@ID_AA_Carmack @textfiles “It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”

@spies_please poor baby!

@ShadSterling @migueldeicaza I can’t think of any which is why I asked @Carnage4Life

@rands It is 6 standard deviations above the norm windy. This is highly aberrant

@JohnONolan aw I got so excited at the mystery 😟

@Carnage4Life essentially because it is a monopoly; what are the actual, viable alternatives to Facebook?

@amyjokim this is a great action shot!

@migueldeicaza more people need to delete their Facebook accounts IMO

@Pinboard Also popping the balloon is very exciting

@Pinboard The one I like is the one where you blow up the balloon with air toward a pointy stick and if you get the timing right it squirts in a ton of air. So many tickets earned

@Carnage4Life They just moved to south SF not like they totally left the area

@deadprogrammer https://t.co/Ba8IYMxj3R

@jwz @Pinboard yeah the argument is, regularly trim the god damn trees near your high power lines, you assholes

Ultimately I did not like Billions because of the suuuuuuper contrived wife / dominatrix / psychiatrist thing. I could not deal.

@DocPop All the cool people are doing it!

@Beschizza nice I got one when @deadprogrammer recommended but have not messed with it yet

@natiox Walmart and Woot (they had a daily deal for $330)

@bijan The work should be its own reward, in the long run. And an opportunity to learn

@Pinboard I truly hope 2020 turns out this way, from the bottom of my heart, but I am afraid

oh and cheers @RosieCampbell 🍻

@waxpancake you really would look prettier if you smiled more Andy

@moister @sadydoyle It is a very unique movie!

@jwz I know and I am sorry but the heart wants what it wants

@Pinboard This is another “real AI is just around the corner” mirage

@Pinboard They were saying the same shit in 1990. Didn’t happen then either.

@RogerFC you know I thought that too when I watched The Office UK and damned if the us version didn't come into its own in a big way

@rory_blyth Wait how does superglue cause fire??? I don’t get it

@deadprogrammer @Pinboard you are just jealous that he has goons. WHO STANS YOU MICHAEL

@Pinboard https://t.co/MgSoqGcffG

@patio11 Yes, you can also buy cryptocurrency at a specified value. Depends on your tolerance for risk and roulette

@drewtetz @DocPop You only brought one yo-yo? That is a noob move

@patio11 There is a point where “respect the hustle” becomes “respect the scam” ala Theranos and I’m not a fan of where that leads.

@patio11 it's so cool!

@Hanzo55 yes I already retweeted this didn't I?

@cwodtke You’ve made me consider how much was invisible to me

@katy_milkman @NobelPrize Dang that kid aims high

@Supermathie @McDonalds take THAT canada

@migueldeicaza @peterhuene that's.. not good?

@emlyn damn right it is 💪

@eviltrout yeah fuck that guy

@eviltrout I have that account blocked

@shog9 @alexis_paterson it also depends what you define as "work", since her definition was strongly correlated to work, e.g. airline stewards having to paste a smile on no matter who they encounter in their work

@eviltrout delete this tweet

@chetfaliszek Maybe once it escapes the VR ghetto

@eviltrout what dumbass wrote this

@Pinboard well, at least in 2020 we find out if Clinton was the reason we got stuck with Trump, or not

@Pinboard oh you haven't done SFO -> SYD before? It's a good time Maciej. Pray for sleep.

@ArthurB @ZachWeiner Myth. See https://t.co/LhhmSZOKN0

@ArthurB @ZachWeiner I forsee myself owning two EVs in the not too distant future (already own one). Why let the batteries sit around doing nothing when I'm not driving them?

@ZachWeiner I want to plug in my EV and let *that* be the battery

@sh4na nice 🙇‍♂️

@Hooberbloob quote: "uneven photo results". I suspect Qualcomm's hella-slow SoCs aren't going to pull this off. https://t.co/XqTyVEUL6t

@Pinboard I do not feel that would be appropriate for the chiltrens

@lizardbill this is so dumb I don't even know why people are responding.

@sajidnizami SPOILER ALERT

@textfiles You see how you inspire people!

@eviltrout So it is better than The Love Guru

@Pinboard People want debt collection Maciej

@Pinboard Holy shit yes on the tux

@garysteinert @iaremarkus I very very strongly suspect it is and most people don't notice. I've seen this effect on dozens of netflix streams, which is why I mentioned it.

@iaremarkus it's a netflix thing as far as I can tell. See it on almost everything I stream from there.

@maijasauna @SparkyRobot @Cattype Treat Yo Self!

@maijasauna @SparkyRobot @Cattype depends on smartphone OS version. What version of the OS?

@DrewDouglass they were indeed local to Denver / Boulder where I was, at the time https://t.co/j6nCvpbj9S

@sisilmehta no sisil noooooo

@jonobacon No Tres Comas?????

@Pinboard @mattyglesias hard to maintain anger when you're rich & fat. The economy needs to tank.

@wingedpig have you met.. users.. before?

@rory_blyth that's just gross man!

@jwz Not the portal! Oh no!

@mathowie oh sweet is this good? I actually kinda liked the Vice Principals show which was a spiritual sequel to Eastbound and Down too

@jimmybb Lol

@BoingBoing Cc @betsyphd

@splattne Meth Damon!

@wilshipley But the water is like really cold

@Green_Mt_Girl I think @betsyphd said it takes a lot of episodes to get good?

@burtonachitect @sashashpota maybe but only 10% of people are left handed

@Supermathie we could never replace you 😘

this is looking surprisingly definitive even 30 minutes in; I'm surprised

@taviso This is the best twitter thread ever

@MelvinGeorge14 Like Windows 9 but more bettererest

@ftrain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@textfiles And cc @Beschizza

@textfiles Wow this looks amazing