Apparently this honeycomb ultralight mouse thing is a new trend. That's good because I've always preferred lighter mice. https://t.co/lRxD1aoMBl

@hubertlepicki @dhh nor do you have to apply for The Apple Card™

@FiloSottile @doot0 @dhh I'm not the person who said I would only ever hire people that use macs, though. @dhh is that person.

@Darchmare @Greg_Sideyr @dhh I can send all the rats to your house if you prefer 😉

@dhh Remember that time you said you'd only ever hire people that use Macs, @dhh? Do you think maybe it's time to rethink that philosophy and teach Apple a lesson here?

@nicoleamurray @dem0n1 @Rzhevsky @BhavdeepSethi @dhh @AppleCard I mean my god this guy once said he would not hire anyone who didn't use Macs. Look it up if you don't believe me.

@nicoleamurray @dem0n1 @Rzhevsky @BhavdeepSethi @dhh @AppleCard The Apple Card is basically Trump Steaks. It's a ridiculous program that has been shoddily and arbitrarily branded with "Apple". Nobody cares about this except rich people who plan to buy a lot of iDevices and are lifetime Apple superfans, like dhh?

@AliceEvansGruff @EylerWerve @dhh @AppleCard embarrassing companies and people on social media is how things get done these days; that's the reality

@kettenbach you and me both pal

@AlizeNero @dhh @AppleCard true, but one can make a start of it by not supporting problematic companies with money

@Beschizza yeah the idea that anyone wants this thing is a mystery to me. I would not touch it with a 10 foot pole

@Pinboard holy shit she is even considering running in 2020? That would be disastrous for everyone

@textfiles Art I presume

@EylerWerve @dhh @AppleCard There are no other credit cards? Really? I get that it is good to make this embarrassing for Apple and I am all in for humiliating Apple at every turn.. but also don’t give them your CC business, too

@dem0n1 @Rzhevsky @BhavdeepSethi @dhh @AppleCard If the solution is destroying Apple I am fully on board

@MMiszy @dhh @AppleCard We should destroy Apple. I’m down

@tgx_world @discourse @Discord @Shopify @Spotify 🤣

@hondanhon Underrated tweet

@cassidoo @scottwasson harsh, but fair 🐘

@PretzelFisch @ignchz @dhh @AppleCard OK I'm all for fucking apple. Let's do this.

@dhh @AppleCard then don't use the Apple Card? Solution seems obvious

@Pinboard "There have been just so many ridiculous people involved with the Tiny House movement that it’s driven me insane." The author seems .. unclear .. about the fuller implications of this statement

@paulg It is the future. If you think all “talent” is in SF or nearby you are seriously deluding yourself.

@spies_please I don’t think @seanhannity should be ashamed, lots of guys have a micropenis and live perfectly fulfilling lives

@Carnage4Life Still serving up a juicy quote like that followed by “just kidding” is not smart

@Beschizza Or just wait a year when you can get it for half price or quarter price..

@jeffsand whyyy can't I ever come over for dinner, your cooking looks amazing

@textfiles ohhh that is nice

@sarahmei @humanutility can't go wrong with a @humanutility donation cc @tiffani https://t.co/Cstgrksooc

@jzy Are you eating meat again now?

@Beschizza what was the specific scam?

@ZachWeiner well deserved sir 🙇‍♂️

@jonobacon @discourse @samsaffron can fill you in 🤗

@textfiles I hate to break this to you but every Mac is a dongle

@pal_codes yeah season 1 was kinda great! Season 2 fell flat :(

@jeffwilcox Season 1 was solid

@fondleshark @textfiles Depends how many serial killers in the ol’ family tree

@textfiles I will DNA narc like hell on all of my family, with great glee

@HenkPoley Fuck yes but impossible sadly

@spies_please I also love Fried Green Tomatoes

@textfiles electric vehicles are kinda like this now, actually. Especially scooters / bikes etc. Tons of experimentation and lots of vendors.

@dhh @susanthesquark you should take that, pretend to honor it, and make the actual talk entirely about the evils of Facebook

@Pinboard if nothing else, thank god for term limits

@Pinboard @Delicious May I refer you to https://t.co/SPFId30snR

@refi_64 @DanielHoffmann_ Intel gave up partially because they got muscled out by Qualcomm patent BS

these benchmark numbers are LOL-worthy. https://t.co/KVpsja1mhB

@jwz @Pinboard nightclubs are incredible investment opportunities, everyone knows this

@KristyT yes but I am a capricorn

@xor ok boomer

@waxpancake @neilcic that was exactly what I thought

@sarahjeong Well, actually

@Pinboard Similarly, my money is on China absolutely pulverizing Hong Kong into dust

@xor @bfishbfish HOW IS THIS EXERCISE PARKER

@_jcfz not really, first iphone was 3gs

@oprearocks with 13.2, apps terminate immediately when switched away, like you are always out of memory

@thatguyJK @ID_AA_Carmack @idSoftware Oh man can’t wait to see this

@spies_please https://t.co/0fEWWl0hlp

@tomkarlo It is chemtrails?

@raywongy @rossrubin Seems unlikely. Like arguing two PCs with the same Intel i7-9700 will have meaningfully different performance. Nope.

@raywongy @rossrubin How so they are all the same craptastical Qualcomm SoCs

@OmarShahine @Tesla It is the one obvious design error

@textfiles there ain't no such thing as bad press

@textfiles to be fair it is Discord so it might be correct for their audience of teens and kids

@cullylarson true, there's less racism here

@psaffo explain this picture Paul

not the first time either! Next year I am literally gonna use wood screws to secure that goddamn bucket

@deadprogrammer @kwiens will be so disappointed

@betsyphd 😍😍😍😍😍😍 🚌

@susanthesquark I tooootally believe you Susan

@Frauenfelder @BirdRide My guess is the first phase is just an audible warning so safe to move briefly

@jennschiffer (Chef’s kiss gesture)

@chetfaliszek @Dr_Turkey @JulieHeyde @cyceratops @gtjuggler I like your underground bunker look Chet

@textfiles @mengmoshu I just thought about this 25 minutes ago and I wanted to bring it to your attention

@jessfraz imma need your address for trick or treating now kthxbye

@jessfraz king size candy bars???????!?!?

@textfiles now that's just rude, man!

@Pinboard https://t.co/wnKxr6UNB4

@spies_please 😍

@Pinboard @deadprogrammer you need to visit Odessa with Michael to experience the full shock and awe of that howitzer

@cwodtke cancer gourds

@ShiraOvide @Pinboard no company more deserving of the 🔪 than facebook

@Pinboard 🤩

@Pinboard I need a hi-res version of this kthx

@Pinboard yeah Kamela has no chance as a candidate for president IMO, but I guess it burnishes someone's political career to try? I dunno

@rory_blyth 😘

@rory_blyth I feel like this code is turing award material

@rory_blyth Syntax Error

@rory_blyth There is no line 10 tho

@JohnONolan @ProductHunt @rrhoover turns out, survival is a feature

@colinmjensen @Pinboard @peregrine I think @pinboard's overall message of "you lose every race you don't contest" aka "you miss every shot you don't take" was correct. It just needs tweaking.

@Beschizza ah yes the old "I can murder anyone, therefore..." argument. A classic!

@peregrine @Pinboard We need Maciej

@cwodtke @steveportigal Warm Leatherette

@Pinboard I need time, but your Jill Stein 7 million is coming https://t.co/Z82AsAWR87

@Pinboard if they can fuckin' win, send them to me

@EvanSparks @Pinboard Oh my god hellll no. XP sucked ass.

never forget https://t.co/kElmZ0LYt8

@drob seen it on british shows as well, I think Bodyguard?

@LeungKaiChiHK @Pinboard Lol voting