@spies_please that's it, I am cancelling Mother's Day

@spies_please damn Michelle even on mother's day that's just harsh

@stevesi masks!!

Have I been guilty of this in the past? Yes I have. But I'm trying to do better.

@Carnage4Life I am learning to strongly dislike "rugged individualism" as an ethos, I'll tell you that

@jdmcnaught I should have said virtual hugs, yeah. Oh well.

@Lazer Virtua hugs! I meant virtual!

@Torvaney @Pinboard I think we are still learning a lot but it’s a good summary of what we think we know today?

@Hanzo55 Awwww

@cathodion ...my work here is done

@Pinboard This is a good summary? https://t.co/mZPRJweIl7

@jongalloway aw but the firmware update is the fun part

@mathowie Underrated tweet

@drewtetz not as bad as updog

Today’s nerdy ass tweet is a t-shirt that captures my teenage years perfectly 🤩🙏 https://t.co/RcD8GL4WE2

@deadprogrammer I see one Pro option in that picture, the choice is obvious! 🧻✨

@Carnage4Life Covid-19 is sooo much quirkier than the 1918 virus, mostly in our favor

@Beschizza lol @ #MealTeamSix

@deadprogrammer @Pinboard "this. will. be. studied."

@TheTomFlaherty no kidding

@abrt62 @piyush_iway1994 .. or threaten to move out of state because (waves hands around frantically)

@Beschizza that is.. pretty bad

@Pinboard @d_feldman Well yeah, you got a 1 in 100 chance of getting a death lottery ticket with CV-19. People don't fuck around when they learn that, politics and theater goes out the window.

@2ndClassClown you are damn right it is fair

@luart12 the opposite

@kaustiwari I hope so. I need to see S4 and S5.

@deadprogrammer @Pinboard nooo mah stars 🌟

@Pinboard @d_feldman is there an example of any country that was like "fuck it, we'll do literally nothing" as a control point? 🤔

@MiGrant haha FUCK no. That being said, I haven't seen seasons 4 and 5 of BCS yet.

@quassy7 you are reading this backwards. The format is "x (is to) y (as) a (is to) b"

@Pinboard BUT WILL IT GET CLICKS

@Tobarja @laura_hudson @bonsai @Beschizza "The goal of Stack Exchange is not to construct un-findable single-serving questions that only help one person, but that’s exactly what guessing game questions tend to do."

(drops mic, puts on sunglasses as things explode in the background)

@Tobarja @laura_hudson @bonsai @Beschizza Already did sir https://t.co/Os4MyTO5Hv

@jlericson I've stayed there a few times. It is very cool.

@joshm @browsercompany sounds amazing, I will keep an eye on it!

@Carnage4Life Related: you get insane amounts of credit for fixing a problem *you created* in the first place. It makes me crazy how well this works and it should not.

@Tobarja @laura_hudson @bonsai @Beschizza No, they do not

@larryv @Pinboard https://t.co/DEkWxQp92s

@Pinboard @Ted4P combination of age and genetics? 🤔

@shinrowse @Pinboard Even within the US it varies a lot state by state

@jonobacon specifically, too rainbow-y in my book. It's like Dio's "Rainbow In the Dark" in shirt form

@jonobacon gut reaction is no

@jambarree No

@Pinboard Life comes at you fast

@deadprogrammer Chernobyl good boi

@shog9 @mattdm the HEART COLLECTOR 😱

@waxy omg cool https://t.co/sTrAuGlM8U

@DocPop classic "spoke too soon" lol

@hanakivan https://t.co/DFdARw0J4Y

@log4code not @discourse tho! ♥

@hogganbeck this is an interesting insight 🤔 cc @shog9

@tqbf this is proof we live in a simulation

@JasonPunyon dang I didn't even think of that, no lie, I swear!!

@tdreed00 it is ♥ always and forever!!

@stephcd dang sold out. I need this!!

@psaffo love to see it

@__apf__ 🤣

This is from Dredd (2012) and it's quite good https://t.co/Cs9n3mf1B0

@myheadisarocket this executive does

@bdurrett lol awesome

@im_shaad I know. It's a joke. I wouldn't do this.

@koos303 that's.. an open question actually

@jasonlk @raanan arrrgh I hate how true this tweet is 🤬

@bearflash @Johnny_suputama https://t.co/1v3c1TuK24

The nerdy ass tweet brigade continues. This is a d20 ring, spin it to obtain critical fails! Wait I meant critical hits! 🎆 https://t.co/pmv8Gv9l6C

@Johnny_suputama @deadprogrammer This is goddamn terrifying

@cwodtke Omg nailed it

@johnolilly @work_matters try Dr. Tran's Quiet Log Time next

@siracusa @drwave I am a proud owner now!!

@taffyakner It is transcendent, one of the best things I have read this year. Thank you Taffy.

@val_to_string @Pinboard he's right though. Vietnam, Germany, Japan.. some areas are doing massively better than others.

@Pinboard https://t.co/wmMIrwjNwW

@susanthesquark you must watch this.. for science

@mathowie Watchmen (HBO) covered this extensively, no pun intended

@JDScholten @Pinboard get 'em J.D. 🦸‍♂️

@leahculver I'd be willing to bet money Apple shifts to their own CPUs in the next laptop release. They'd be crazy not to.

@dascritch not according to Speedometer 2.0 it don't

@pttrsnio global advice for all of Microsoft

@sajidnizami still on A12 for one thing

@leahculver a little bit faster than an iPhone 11, pretty good ✨ https://t.co/o3aInD2vo4

@Beschizza ahhh France 🐩

@JonMBennett omgggggg

@Beschizza ohno.gif

"In that jaw snap — my absolute favorite GIF to send to people — there’s so much more than a weird way to end a conversation: It’s arrogance and pathos, frustration and whatever the emotion is where you know that laughing at someone will hurt them more than insulting them."

wow. I didn't know how badly I needed this Taffy/Kilmer collab cc @jarrod_dixon

@migueldeicaza Another reason web is winning

@Carnage4Life agree but this is a crazy challenging attack surface. the "rings of access" approach works best but.. especially at a small company.. *really*, really hard

@superwuster oh you are in for a treat. Best show I've seen in *years*

@toddhoffious you are also very very likely to end up with Modern Yahoo Answers aka Quora. Nobody wants that, either..

@DocPop https://t.co/CJ7xHRXjlo

@waxpancake @vl_tone this is amazeballs

@shaib_il it is totally insane looking, which is great in retrospect!

@shaib_il I know what it is lol

Here is today’s nerdy ass tweet. This dragon / duck / chicken .. thing .. keeps running away with my mailbox key https://t.co/00oI7Na4h7

@toddhoffious you don't want one website to do All The Things™. That's how you end up with Facebook. And it's not good. It is rather double plus ungood, in fact.

@toddhoffious if you REALLY precisely define best down to the millimeter level, it's possible. Most people can't and don't, hence the rule not to do it. Experts only ;)

@scottwasson federal certainly isn't an option under the current regime

@scottwasson local *to you* you mean? Masks is the big one.

@JayVanDerZant @jcoehoorn well yeah but sometimes your grandparents want to see the grandkids, right? Pick your poison(s)

also TL;DR endeavor not to be that guy in all aspects of your life 💘