The geekiest and luckiest die of all time https://t.co/u023x7Dx9f

@mathowie please. I use the proper term, "learninations"

@mathowie razer sells a bunch of the thin type as well.. lots of other brands on the market

@billjohnston 😍

@mathowie we know a bit more at least. the lack of outdoor transmission is important, and the whole "don't be a meat processing plant" worst cases

@kevindente cc @kwiens

@ID_AA_Carmack I had an old https://t.co/mySWvvTn0Y page that would automatically grab the 3-4 most unique rare words (ruling out top 100k English words) from a page and generate a search term based on those. It worked surprisingly well.

@joffreyjaffeux @wavyknife this was a truly bad movie but you're right -- the plot was OK!

@Carnage4Life Disney will win this battle, without question... they run a very tight ship. They make the rules, you abide by them or go elsewhere.

@Carnage4Life I never understood why the winners couldn't be more magnanimous

@bijan just listened to Sinnerman the other night, plus remixes

@Beschizza BUT THE CLIICCKKSSS

@cwodtke OMGGGGggg

@cwodtke 😻

@WeirdoeFauna @Hanzo55 https://t.co/bcqVF9ybFM

@lizardbill 🤔

@johnolilly inside is filled with sand, too ;)

@johnolilly it's great if you like rolling.. and more rolling.. and more rolling.. and rolling. Oh wait it finally stopped.

@forgetyan not sure, would need to be tested! 6 rolls times number of sides minumum to get a sense

@DocPop so 100 years from now, got it

It's so damn nerdy that I'm reposting it and you can't stop me https://t.co/FsZk9QDBkq

@deadprogrammer so many Yaks

@JDScholten @Pinboard my lovely wife @betsyphd is from Iowa City, so we know Iowa well 🙌

@Pinboard @JDScholten huge @JDScholten fan here ✊

@jcoehoorn this has been ongoing a while

@textfiles oh it's gonna be THAT kinda fundraiser, prison rules

@jcoehoorn I really feel like y'all should be smart enough to figure this one out

@jcoehoorn eggs placed before lockdown began

@jlericson 😍

@Nyarlathocon definitely have good steel combs 👍

@code_grok 🤢

@kevinmontrose just a wee lad https://t.co/kbCM5NvPin

@BrianHeys eggs.. prior to quarantine start 😱

@jzy haha NOPE

@drewtetz Nightmare fuel Drew. Nightmare fuel.

@johnolilly right? it's surprisingly nice! just a tad heavy.

@drewtetz lolwut

@curgoth @Beschizza @doctorow omg it's so true

@cwodtke I need to pet this cat! 😻

@Pinboard @scottlucas are you?

@jeffsand @drrill that was a great day! 🙏

@twang Ducking right

@johnolilly @jw @WishShopping thanks guys. I hate it.

thanks for putting this lovely image in my mind grapes @eviltrout .. only something a truly Evil Trout would share 😘

@photomatt Cosigned .. ugh search is the worst in iMessage. Even having a per-chat search box at the top would be a huge huge improvement

@ZachWeiner sure simple "drive on the average highway" case is semi-solvable.. but local driving is full of wild discrepancies and variation

@ZachWeiner it's a far harder problem than people realize, the devil is in the zillions of details

@mathowie It's all about November 2020.

@Pinboard I have been saying this for a while now.

@Pinboard Your insane, irrational war on pandas and koalas brings me such effervescent joy

@Pinboard they must have really gnarly OKRs

@stevesi Sweet Jesus no

@_aaronbnb basically yes

You thought I forgot to be nerdy? Oh hellll no! Here is a super deformed Hot Wheels from my collection: https://t.co/WLKFUyYvf4

@timbray beats Twitter shouting any day 🗣

@spies_please More time with Pretzel! 🙌

@mathowie We already had Tony Hawk Pro Skater HD but it got pulled from Steam for some reason https://t.co/HI59eqJwva

@poliastro_py @textfiles @mhoye @matrixdotorg they can't all be pearls. IRC is objectively awful, and always has been.

The poster is coherent, so it's a decent fake https://t.co/k4XldOPEB7

How many people actually click through to even look up the source, much less try to verify it? 🤔

probably a fake, since it was removed by the mods: https://t.co/4qvq4G45tQ

@johnolilly yes it is, and I desperately hope for & work toward change in November 2020

@Beschizza oh sweet jesus wow

@johnolilly it's the WWF 'rasslin kayfabe government. I think there are a non-trivial percent of people in the USA who explicitly like and endorse this.

@tqbf I do not understand this joke but I like it

@cwodtke @ruth_gilbert 🤣

@DaveWoodX it's super comfy. I was shocked how comfy it is. It also directs all the air out the vent so I get less glasses fogging

@danieljlucas this bane mask is actually.. really comfortable? I'm kinda shocked

@ironicsans @hitRECordJoe excellent call 👏🎬

@ZachWeiner I bet @kemitchell would have some advice on this 😉

“You are a hero in times like this” https://t.co/YC5jyaEmQa

What you thought I forgot to make nerdy ass tweets today? NOPE! Check out this noble, fluid filled die with an encouraging note from its creator! ps I just rolled a 20 on it 😤 https://t.co/OEncS8Anto

@unamatasanatara @discourse those don't encourage actual paragraphs, barely even sentences. Chat: "ok", "yes", "cool"

@textfiles I love that this account has a blue check ROFL

@rands only the GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME 🙌

@kwiens @davejorgenson @washingtonpost @krmaher think of it as a new Apple device teardown. You should already be on the ground in New Zealand, ya goddamn slacker

@kwiens @davejorgenson @washingtonpost @krmaher yes she already retweeted this of course, that's how I saw it 😘

@DocPop @ubermuda lol I ordered 2/3 of those when you first announced!

@DocPop @ubermuda what are the best sellers? Inquiring minds wish to know! 🤔

@jedrek @psaffo I tend to just tip massively but this is a more difficult problem than people realize. Bundling and intermediaries offer significant benefits here, but yeah, not for free...

@Pinboard @patio11 these are two very smart people, so it's worth looking closely, but I am with Maciej on this one. The claim was that the government had *already* waited too long and would reap the results of that inaction, no matter *what* they did.

@zrail @HerraBRE @Pinboard @patio11 the <air-quote>reaction<air-quote>, in this case, is "be Japan". We don't know why that worked.

@HerraBRE @Pinboard @patio11 no, he's right. The claim was the apocalypse was unstoppable because the government had already waited too long. There is retconning going on here. Outcomes are varying *widely* by country and we .. still don't know why.

@Pinboard @patio11 so we've retconned the claim to "the government will intervene and, thus, nothing bad will happen"? Was that even on the table in the original article?

@psaffo this is like arguing we should get rid of cable bundles and pay hbo, showtime, espn, disney, etc etc etc individually. It's a hard hard sell.

@Pinboard to be fair, everyone said Clinton would win in 2016, too

@jzy @courtnycotten @CapitalOne the scary thing is that's an actual GIF of @courtnycotten's arm!!!

@shog9 We see Postgres index corruption a fair bit at Discourse. Pg10 but switching to pg12 very soon.

@wilshipley wait what were they doing with it? Just covering mouth?

@krabbe @siracusa Your words can be so hurtful

@splattne Best thing I have seen in days 😻

@jdmcnaught haha yeah 😭

@phasmantistes nope I just double checked, I am 103% normal

@mathowie TEAM

BALMUDA
THE
TOASTER

@Pinboard other aspects of Rugged American Individuality™ will be easier to change than this one. This is elite level difficulty, what you are describing.

@ZaKBaker @scottwasson 🤯

@mathowie incorrect Matt

@milkypostman @siracusa noo I will let Cap and Iron Man aka @siracusa and @mathowie battle it out on this one! 🦸‍♂️💥🦸‍♂️

and yes apparently this is the wrong toaster per @siracusa so I have somehow dragged myself into a Marvel Civil War type battle of the titans 🤜💥🤛

@mocutobi agree 🙏