@textfiles sorry, no men's thongs, no sale.

@dehora @finners_99 all this burger porn must be blogged for posterity

@mathowie are you in San Francisco, or as my 3 year old son @rockhardawesome calls it, "the disco"?

@Greenspeak @MrPope PLEASE GOD PLEASE LOLA

@ID_AA_Carmack go for it; just make sure they're LED bulbs! (some decent options out there now, but spendy)

@Greenspeak @MrPope one of my great regrets in life: there's exactly zero Kinks for Rock Band, in 2,000+ DLC songs. :(

@NathanBowers @jongalloway also, embossing like a BOSS. (not)

@ironicsans to be honest, asking here on Twitter in a friend-of-a-friend way (or whatever other network you prefer) would be best IMO

@ironicsans if you do, be sure to write about it either way. Not sure what will happen, to be honest.

@ironicsans it doesn't usually end well.. http://t.co/sJj2dmz2

@NathanBowers actually eInk is pretty hi-res; they just need to make it faster and possibly color

@splattne I keep ripping the smartcover off accidentally. It's a nice idea and works OK but not great.

@splattne smartcover is OK. This is more interesting: https://t.co/4eDPZbCH

@jeffk75067 yes, who cares what appears in the address bar, the sign out in front of your store..

@ftrain wasn't this already done in They Live, rasslin' style?

@robconery @shanselman it's talking like Captain Kirk. With.. Unusual.. Emphasis.. On.. Each.. Word!

@evil_trout @wycats there's always a sinister conspiracy behind everything. It's the only possible explanation!

@anildash it would if you drew all peens.

@t3hub3rk1tten oh, it helps.

@anildash @worstipedia explanation: people are lazy. I realize this will come as a surprise to.. oh, hell, I can't do this any more.

@wilshipley WAY TO GO SHIPLEY. (you did the right thing)

@crad77 RB3 pro guitar is a free, infinitely patient guitar teacher. Hand positions are identical on pro guitar, just digital vs analog.

@corban I have that too, and it's good, but the analog detection + analog lag can be challenging. RB3 pro is all digital midi guitar

@josh_metcalfe @RockSmithGame I have it, and it's good, but the lack of accuracy on analog detection (and audio lag) is an issue.

@privatehuff marketers, more like

@splattne I took one look at the iPad 1 when @jarrod_dixon and @SuperDalgas bought them in NYC, pixels as big as grapefruits: never.

@textfiles I could help if I had that mythical "top 5 things Jason Scott needs" list. (also can include "bottom 5 things to never send")

@sealystar http://t.co/xSYVClSC versus a traditional switch, see http://t.co/RFScX2qa

@edbott sure, it's how God would search

@juanformoso IOW links should *describe* content not be "click here" or "click this"

@juanformoso see http://t.co/mwxpXxpY

@waxpancake notice how good the user description field is, it's a bit eerie.

@MadMikeyB I agree, the whole project/product/program manager thing is confusing as hell.

@textfiles it's quietly brilliant.

@daraobriain @virtualerror If you have a bit more detail, try http://t.co/KOQpOYmh

@wilshipley @pwann see http://t.co/0JahzeiH

@NathanBowers not minimal enough. No watch is the miminalest.

@textfiles I should be paid $25 to read this stuff.

@kevinmontrose that's what I mean; your obit will be written by dumbasses on Twitter like me, not journalists

@lizardbill @splattne yes I was sad to see Sketchy go, but I agree after 9+ months of "beta" something else was needed, great work @jzy !

@kwiens email me

@kwiens ALWAYS!

@lizardbill I was kidding. Joel has said a bunch of times that high level comp sci degrees is not usually a good sign, but it varies!

@lizardbill congrats! Now Joel can officially never hire you!

@ChadMoran @samsaffron send a link when you do we have some other contributors in mind too

@waxpancake @moot yeah I had noticed that before: http://t.co/zCmx06ta

@migueldeicaza gmail app from Google is kind of bad for this reason as well. No-mans-land of not web, not app

@secretGeek no, get the Logitech G9 or G9X

@ftrain lol books

@jaggeree first we need to stop saying "pivot". Perhaps a webinar is in order here.

@waxpancake this is relevant to my interests

@NathanBowers see, that's the kind of thing that could get me to switch, unless Windows 8 + ultrabooks get that kind of DPI support

@joelcochran that means it's a duplicate Q and should be voted closed as dupe!

@iWaffles obligatory http://t.co/Eh8fzQ8x

@textfiles you realize when you talk about it and link to it you're kinda... perpetuating it.. right?

@asmartbear meh, I've written better blog posts. :)

@NathanBowers I KNOW RIGHT?

@ironicsans I envy the experience you're about to have.

@joeljohnson @aol nobody hates @aol more than @aol at this point.

@jonskeet I wouldn't close it but I would need to see some very clear data and arguments as to what *problem* changing the rep cap solves

@jonskeet in this case, 100%

@jonskeet what specific problem are you trying to solve? I feel like we've discussed this for 3 years already.

@wingedpig it looks like the similar http://t.co/xaVrW4RO is also fizzling, perhaps for same reasons?

@textfiles even better, in Battlefield 2: Bad Company and Battlefield 3, destructible real time multiplayer environments, with huge effect

@dot_NET_Junkie @ploeh that's correct, programmers is for conceptual/whiteboard/brainstorming/opinion/no-code type questions.

@gknauss your dad was awesome.

@wingedpig Can I axe you a question? what happened to Snap Groups?

@ploeh @mar_haus_ sorry to see you go. Good luck.

@ploeh @mar_haus_ basically the architecture astronauts need their own site. Show us your *code* or GTFO. http://t.co/kXcQUIaw

@rwpwll lol Ruby for anything other than a web app

@siracusa I'm sure in 2022 I'll be able to fire up a PS3 emulator and check it out. On my iPad 25.

@siracusa I can virtually guarantee I won't enjoy at least two of those. I'm a "stuff needs to blow up real good" kinda gamer.

@siracusa well, the odds of me ever getting a PS3 are pretty low, so hopefully it'll come to PC or Xbox or iOS

@siracusa haters be hatin' on Journey, yo http://t.co/9ZGMA76I

@siracusa I wasn't having fun during long stretches of Portal 2, doing "let me just get to the next thing". I did love the ending though.

@mrgan @siracusa I would absolutely INSIST that people play Portal 1 first. Then if they have, and want more, get more.

@mrgan @siracusa the most damning criticism is that it really felt like a "live" cutscene a lot of the time. Very high quality padding.

@mrgan @siracusa maybe a minority opinion, but I felt Portal 1 was quite a bit better and more focused. http://t.co/oOVAshDO

@ploeh @mar_haus_ I generally find when people say this they have "generous" definitions of on topic. But if you have specifics try meta

@marckus @dhh sorry about that; sometimes the salespeople tend to get a little too Glengarry Glen Ross. I'm sure @spolsky will address it

@NathanBowers http://t.co/RWfklIcv <-- the other half of writing. 'tis fundamental, yo.

@jzy @iawriter I already have a copy of notepad.exe that I'm pretty happy with

@NathanBowers writing is pretty damn fundamental. But mainly, interactive is good, for sure, but it is not the same as creating things.

@NathanBowers it is interactive, yes, but that's not the same as creating. And it's still hideous for the written word, aka typing.

@NathanBowers the harsh reality is most people "create" almost nothing. Therefore, consumption devices have mass appeal.

@jeroenheijmans that was science. man! http://t.co/XrPAL9gF

@kevindente this is a flying fixie bicycle -- I can't obtain a display of this quality in any other way. It's innovating now.

@anildash that was cruel and unusual punishment

@NathanBowers you are totally reinforcing all my negative stereotypes of Mac users right now.

@NathanBowers nest didn't blow it yet, did they?

@markeedington this means you're sane

@john_lam depends on the mag? EDGE magazine in iOS newsstand (article pages anyway) looks like this full zoom http://t.co/VVVWfHlM

@john_lam do you mean magazines through the iOS newsstand? They are vectors *on article pages* in EDGE mag for example.

@NathanBowers it's definitely vector but it has a weird tile based rendering pattern and "rezzes in", sometimes too slowly

@EduardoMolteni I bring them up because stuff happens in real life where I need to point them out via email, so I point them out to everyone

@dr_jekyll832 naw, I didn't want to hurt the resale value :)

@weffey @betsyphd is very impressed that you recognized her handiwork

@juanformoso PRAISE THE LORD

@siracusa wait, is this for real? Really?

@regularmike @jschementi yeah I still don't get the hate on that