@dehora link pls?

@textfiles manscaping

@migueldeicaza @shanselman every place it's "required" they typically support Twitter, too. And if not, well.. fuck 'em

@migueldeicaza @shanselman as with so many other Facebook related things, simple answer is "don't use Facebook"

@seldo @rockhardawesome calls it "the disco". Will that suffice?

@edbott the truth is a bit scarier: Mac and Windows apps don't need to exist; do everything on the iOS device directly to the cloud.

@cfischer83 Item the first: everyone does not "love" PHP. Item the second: Atwood's Law.

@louispellerin can't, might jump on my face while taking the pic

@splattne ironic or not ironic? I honestly can't tell...

@mjmalone where did http://t.co/mx6p4zTO get to? HEY MAN I LINKED TO YOU AND IT BROKE

@nomothetis f**king Internet

@haacked @jzy @betsyphd well, only if I *had* to, of course :)

@renegard2 when your children apologize on your behalf, you have failed utterly.

@jzy I'd throw my wife under a bus for our kids. Sorry @betsyphd

@NathanBowers eventually, yes, (almost) everything will be like an Xbox.

@NathanBowers @jzy you should adopt my motto: "circumnavigating a seething ocean of adrenaline-fueled rage since 1970!"

@NathanBowers @jzy pussy!

@timohetzel @seldo probably because it was written in PHP and doesn't scale.

@DrPizza @gregcons Peter needs to blog this if he's serious. Let his argument stand up to Hacker News (et al) scrutiny. Good luck :)

@DrPizza @gregcons you're still looking at this through rose tinted glasses, ignoring the crippling flaws. That said, SE is strict Q&A, sure

@Roach_B_me eeeek

@DrPizza I want to see a blog entry from you explaining just how USENET is more effective than Stack Overflow. I'd like some details.

@DrPizza we built an imperfect system, just like every other system before it. If you think you can do better, go for it. I'll wait here.

@DrPizza welcome to the desert of the real. We build systems that work on actual human beings, not hypothetically perfect ones.

@DrPizza the "extrinsic" motivation you refer to is simply peer recognition. That's how programmers work, period. http://t.co/LZUUfNRu

@DrPizza yeah, good point, extrinsic motivation might produce horrible answers like http://t.co/2MRdcg6j

@DrPizza hmm. I'd argue that chat produces Speed Chess, which is vastly inferior to Chess. To me the lack of chat search artifacts is QED

@NathanBowers @jarrod_dixon FAIL

@timbray see http://t.co/m7eKseCB specifically "it does not seem to be as simple as high contrast being better than low contrast"

@ftrain http://t.co/3WDI5M1b

@eedeep can't be, if they're basing it on IRC. IRC needs to be *replaced by doing what it can never do* not emulated.

@averyj @hkarthik I don't like chat enough to want to do that. Chat is necessary, but it should *always* be a byproduct, not a product.

@averyj @hkarthik we talked about productizing Stack Exchange chat, but decided it's not a core biz function. Still better than all others.

@hkarthik @averyj IRC is shit. Being like shit is not a positive attribute.

@averyj @hkarthik yeah s/text/newtext is great UI. Not. Try Stack Exchange chat: up arrow to edit last message. Simple. Easy.

@hkarthik @averyj here's a radical idea: editing my previous <5m old chat messages. Or redacting them. Impossible as far as I can tell..

@wilshipley too bright to use the iPads and MacBookz, man

@rhp7 yes, but I didn't want to put that on the Twitters :)

@waxpancake great writeup, but of course definitions of "user" can be kind of weaselly too: http://t.co/xKJDv96P

@cshirky I was initially excited about that, then I realized it would be tend to be heavily self promotional bullshit. But I guess I'll try

@jzy @NathanBowers except for your mom. She fits everything.

@NathanBowers we need a slightly larger iPhone and a slightly smaller iPad. One size doesn't fit all!

@wingedpig I see someone is sensitive about their server-side C++ :)

@folktrash @pragdave yeah totally #firstworldproblems

@anildash what up fatty

@heyboyo I was, but then I realized I didn't hate myself that much, yet

@fcassia oh god

@ftrain Klout is the new Flooz

@welchb I looked that up http://t.co/mr1zHu2O and doesn't seem to be true.. 1 out of 2 babbies is definitely interacting with us a little

@natfriedman @migueldeicaza it is godawfully slow, easily the slowest app I've tried on iPad 3. Also the twee fake book border is lame.

@wilshipley DETAILS

@deliciousmonstr can you have some posts on The Bachelor?

@anildash bizarre http://t.co/K0ou1kxq

@splattne @jzy HE SAID A DIARY COMPANY

@abbytmiller lol oh man that's hilarious. I also wrote a book. Feel free to read it. http://t.co/4zWyeGzm

@tomasmcguinness log in with google, Facebook, twitter seems to have traction, openid alone is risky

@alexweberis oops. thanks, need to fix that!

@BlackWaspUK dmmt first

@Carnage4Life if you read more closely, it's two things a) topic more important than user and b) not being dicks about quality

@GoblinGame my bad bro

@jzy @samsaffron @Nick_Craver oh there is absolutely a wrong time to buy Apple stuff: imagine buying an iPad 2 in Feb of this year...

@samsaffron @nick_craver that's called "buying at the right time". Key with Apple.

@mpaluchowski @controlbreak there are zillions of password databases and every day one falls into the wrong hands. Even internally...

@Sporked rainbow tables irrelevant for reasons explained in blog entry http://t.co/Mo05fE4i

@WithinRafael that's actually... a really good idea!

@wilshipley blowjobs.

@wilshipley I'll make a Long Bet with you that this does not happen in 2030.

@ftrain babies are history's greatest monster. Imagine the people with triplets! Thinking of selling one of our twins on eBay.

@samsaffron tell me how many MD5/hashes sec your Macbook Air does, so that I might laugh at its puny weakness!!!

@amyhoy right but ... Duh? Endlessly focusing on X where X is anything is bad. The really dangerous folks are the ones who "never" failed.

@seldo almost never

@amyhoy per 59 Seconds, writing about failure is one of the best ways to get through it. It's science. http://t.co/x4lV2pSt

@xX__SIC__Xx you don't need any rep to ask questions, just make them good, well researched questions: http://t.co/oj1lNy4a

@inert_wall yeah true they'd have 2x the battery life!

@gaurish HEY MAN THIS IS ENGINEERING

@rishavrastogi interesting, I'll give that a shot.

@migueldeicaza yes, @shanselman and I were talking about this a while ago! Meatballs is amazing. Megamind is also great!

@mickhagen http://t.co/lSebvnjT

@Michael_Lang "Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them." http://t.co/h1SXYVvH

@jonthebastard http://t.co/2JqaryGZ

@Rellix Sorry about that. As a consolation, I'll pay you $5 to write "Coding Horror rulez!" on your forehead.

@Rellix how did you even find that? Never occurred to me, and now I have to go look. :p

@hotdogsladies I made thousands using CASH DUKE'S DYNAMIC CASH GIVANATION SYSTEM!!!!

@textfiles I hope it results in some good contributions, both physical and otherwise!

@timbray they should also block their own ads. You know, for readability.

@waxpancake can I anti-fund a kickstarter? Pledge money to have it not exist? I am only partially kidding.

@edbott release I never touch betas

@edbott there is something very wrong with the current Chrome ver, seeing a bunch of problems I've never ever had with it before

@victorvogelpoel leave a comment on the post linking to any cool geeky stuff from the http://t.co/zyMhwgKA !

@mojombo your first child? Congrats! Also, you are soooo screwed :)

@mikeindustries thanks your blog entry just earned me $60! LUNCH IS ON ME WOOOoOOOooOO

@gregorysean welcome, friend! We've been expecting you. :)

@HJennerway pretty sure that was @balpha he's the Michael Jordan of April Fools techniques

@NathanBowers @jongalloway there's still nothing that touches Office, which is still quite amazingly good. Google Docs is pretty laughable

@kevinmontrose these are very bad photos. I am telling you this because I love you.

@gregorysean @chockenberry I'm just saying, have a concept that's awesome. Don't just phone April Fools in because "everyone does it"

@GaryJanetti @splattne "work hard." Most aren't born talented, they get there by doing it over and over: http://t.co/Jz0pNy9E

@NathanBowers the burden is on primarily the companies to give a crap about the quality of what they create. Consumers are unsophisticated.

@NathanBowers well, consumers also don't know what's good for them and take what they're served. Not enough holding the line.

@textfiles lol awesome