@patio11 this is the advantage of multiple personality disorder! http://t.co/GX9Np1Gh

@shanselman how clear do you honestly want it to be? like, can you handle the truth?

@baconmeteor ROYALE WITH CHE.. ah, fuck it

@hennikl so you pack the fries and pizza in the lunch box?

@nabeel you have an inventory of EVERY Lego brick you own? (blinks rapidly)

@evil_trout UNLESS HE IS PLAYING THE SAME GAME

@textfiles DELETING NOW

@davidlee AWESOME

@geekchick my original draft for that said "killing things", which is the truth, but maybe too dark. Still a dude? :)

@SuperDalgas @GABeech @Nick_Craver those are some sexy, sexy men. Wait did I type that into Twitter and click tweet???

@evil_trout anything started by violentacrez is good

@baconmeteor GLOBAL WARMING IS A LIE! I KNEW IT!

@asponge every time I read a blurb on Shack News that makes me laugh, I look at the byline and it's you. You need a bigger gig!

@annietown some men just want to see the world burn

@wyldphyre @darkoneko the highs are very high. The lows are very low.

@jonsagara I WISH!

@fmanjoo have a lot of big shiny multi-level marketing brochures open on your lap. Be watching hardcore porn on iPad with volume maxxed.

@gknauss thermonuclear weapons don't kill people, people kill people. I need a nuke to protect my family.

@evanlong @dozba I was going to, but I only marry dudes with really big penises. Like REALLY BIG.

@pheede @TheBloggess it's great! always happy to buy the book and support an amazing writer.

@jimbiancolo I have no time to read anything, but I'll definitely buy it to support the author, her writing is great

@anildash the fact that this graphic was even published blows my mind, are the WSJ folks that insulated from reality?

@gknauss all the Nazis there close and delete all the GOOD questions.

@fmanjoo I'm not going to give energy and credibility to things I don't like. Would rather talk about things that don't suck, you should see

@fmanjoo can't, because I'd be biased: I used to run a "competing" service. That said, it is awful in so many dimensions.

@fmanjoo they are all Thinking Different

@adguthrie @fmanjoo @anildash related: http://t.co/APc8HApc

@textfiles A+++ TWITTER EXCHANGE WOULD PARTICIPATE IN AGAIN

@textfiles "furthermore," says inactive person, "I would like to engage you in an extended, fruitless discussion about your actions."

@amjad_masad @slicknet that is how I roll

@cheesewz vomit.. blood.. poop.. urine.. saliva.. snot.. so yeah

@PlantsvsZombies "why do zombies want brains, Dad?" "I.. I... I... don't.. know."

@PlantsvsZombies @Greenspeak it's good times. Playing through PvZ on iPad with my nearly 4 year old son now. One of the all-time classics.

@davewiner @fmanjoo I think eye displays are this generation's "computer AI is gonna be awesome soon!" Maybe in my son's lifetime.

@DrPizza my favorite was the Razer Black Widow keyboard with mechanical keys and .. high gloss finish <facepalm>

@fmanjoo the nexus 7 fits in my pants pocket decently *now*. With slightly more svelte design, and slightly smaller screen, it'd be perfect.

@fmanjoo the ipad mini is the phone of the future. Just sayin'. And I'm right.

@fmanjoo It's weird how the more you used iPhone 5 the more you like it, and the more I use mine, the less I do. Phones as jewelry, meh.

@StyleRepublic thanks and especially nice to hear that from a woman

@teknozen link? Had not seen that yet

@JasonMauss I was in a bad place then. I'm better now.

@waxpancake that.. would not be boring.

@TheDaveCA do not ever touch an iPad 4 then

@otheronetruegod but I do!!!

@TheDaveCA Shrug. Works on My Machine. The iPad 4 is NUTS fast though. It does ruin points of comparision, no question.

@TheDaveCA Relative to what? The iPad 4 is VERY fast, disturbingly so. The 3 and mini (2+) less so.

@TheDaveCA I like Android 4.2 quite a lot. And I love never having to manually update apps. It's "good enough" and getting better.

@davewiner @fmanjoo that's why it's so fun to say, like any other cuss word.

@davewiner I don't know why @fmanjoo dislikes it. I love the word phablet, it is dirty, wrong, awkward, and subversive in all the right ways

@siracusa future phablet enthusiast

@TheDaveCA The beatings, I mean, retweets, will continue until morale improves.

@mrkdsys mostly I just put in faster SSDs these days. Just got the Samsung 840 Pro a month or so ago.

@seesharp I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANY MORE

@kevinmontrose CHAT HAS PUNISHMENTS NOW?!?!

@alexrozanski @tapbot_paul ooh, that's clever

@AdamTuttle @aleverett this is true, I never understood voting to close AND answering a question. One but not both.

@jzy you mean dude hipsters right? Can't imagine young women wanting to look 50+ years old. And if so, pixpls

@TwigCaseCo you guys make some sweet cases. No doubt about it. I think I will buy one as a gift for @betsyphd because I love her.

@wycats congrats! NOW RULE WITH AN IRON FIST

@Emily that reminds me, I need to buy some hard drives

@balpha True, though. I think that all the time. #1 way to shut up a baby is to feed it. And babies need to eat lots!

@balpha ACHTUNG!

@balpha so it's all like, DU HAST.. DU HAST NICHT

@balpha update the answer with a screenshot yo

@balpha Java is disabled by default in modern Chromes (as click-to-play) per http://t.co/ozkJfWYL

@nicksahler shhhh, don't tell anyone about our super secret Ruby to PHP compiler! Wait did I just type that into Twitter?

@wilshipley intelligently.

@fmanjoo it is if people click it! p.s. boobs

@evil_trout DICK

@gknauss the happy endings. You gotta tip extra though.

@gsuberland @marcgravell case sensitivity is bullshit

@kevinmontrose @marcgravell If a programmer insists on using String.Empty instead of "", I flip the bozo bit on them

@wpsecurenet I actually didn't think of that, good idea! I am a little hesitant to use chat for overtly commercial asks though.

@joshk @philly311 @PhiladelphiaGov @PublicStuff amazing, go Philly!

@jzy yeah yeah

@seesharp @kwiens the camera makes the man, they say

@ironfroggy yes, SO is powered by bored, under-employed programmers all over the world. We hired @Nick_Craver and his rep never recovered :)

@marcprecipice http://t.co/zmDLqXcZ

@ironfroggy not remotely the same. You don't increment the number. Other people do. Think about that. Pagerank, etc.

@uberfuzzy @eevee I want a double clawed PHP hammer so bad

@jmechner too late, I have already ported all my code to APL. Now I gotta replace all my keyboards.

@jarrod_dixon @stevvve <russian accent>I MUST BREAK YOU</russian accent>

@headius also, heckling is what separates pros from amateurs. http://t.co/6mfhfDPJ

@jarrod_dixon you mean http://t.co/Te5d7Xz3 right?

@mehulkar enjoy and thank you!

@sly7_7 enjoy!!

@nicksahler but the internetttttsssssssssss s s s s

@gknauss your Die Feeble method acting may be going into the heart of darkness.

@wingedpig is "pistachios" a euphemism for "heroin"? Then yes. Otherwise, no.

@spicy_sake YOU ARE WELCOME

@smashingmag It's related, but if there can be infinite "answers" to a question, the question is broken. From our perspective.

@smashingmag the answers to the question were excellent, you mean. Discussion implies conversation between the answerers. :)

@dougrathbone check http://t.co/H2Tv4F8B

@pixelp3 Thanks I hope it was useful!

@stevenharms I like it but Surface Pro is safer choice, hi-res, fast, but limited battery life

@biesnecker yeah even the little kits. Look: http://t.co/rMg64fkX

@biesnecker have you priced older duplo kits? This "retiring" thing they do keeps prices crazy. Can be sold later for more than paid!

@anildash it's more likely that cars will be rebuilt than cities. Much more.

@anildash @kwiens @felixsalmon I dunno, unless you live in NYC you need a van as an escape vessel, otherwise trapped inside with the kids

@podcastomatic @ftrain .. and based on his Carson appearance that was about 1991, 25% survival is awful (but correct for 1991, not for 2013)