@dun3 @gregyoung then make everyone external. It's what I do.

@mathowie is there any greater boner shrinker than Andi McDowell's 90s vests? I'd hit th... on second thought, never mind.

@soviut have you asked our friend the Googles? :)

@sankha93 excellent if so!

@Your_Persona seems legit

@rrichard09 @laura_june daily, actually

@brant http://t.co/8DBujaA4

@jongalloway there's been a rape.

@marcoarment @fmanjoo in other words, the only reason to make the iPad that large is because someone mandated it. Guess who?

@marcoarment @fmanjoo 1st thought when I got my iPad: "this thing is too god damn big". Smaller = cheaper, lighter, more hi-res. No downside

@fmanjoo @marcoarment now that Jobs isn't around to exec-veto that stuff, I think it's possible. Likely? Dunno. But possible.

@grawell science ftw

@jongalloway @kevindente also sleeps and resumes faster. uses less memory. vastly better taskman. improved clippy.

@Guriwesu you misspelled "awesome"

@DrPizza @jongalloway I heard if you install like 6 different anti-viruses, working together they can block almost 85% of all threats!!

@jongalloway last time I checked car seatbelts worked 100% of the time. What if they only worked 8 out of 10 times? Yeah.

@jongalloway no worries, just keep your anti-virus up to date. It works.

@paniq @Syndic and those are software applications? I can "boot" my iPhone too. Without any apps..

@OpnSrce I am not sure, ask @JasonPunyon

@DrPizza ok done

@baconmeteor this stuff will make you a god damn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me http://t.co/VmSsCB4O

@anildash naw, angel investor https://t.co/OfwJuEzE

@anildash @BillGates "it's like traf-o-data.. but for the social web!"

@siracusa WUT

@jzy YOU HAS A FLAVOR

@MrAlanCooper @ctp because too many people are afraid to try things that might make them look dumb, silly, awkward, etc

@corymcdonough untrue; you just view the top answer and don't care about the rest. Could be an infinity of terrible answers, wouldn't matter

@drylight @scottgranneman @dhh I ran vista on a very goddamn slow gen 1 32gb ssd and it was so painful

@ServeTheHome excellent, I hope it was useful!

@corymcdonough random questions is not awesome. A page full of bullshit question titles I don't want to read is not awesome.

@jonesabi so you're saying you want more bluetooth PIN codes and wifi passwords and sync buttons?

@krewenki excellent glad to hear it! My 3 are still going strong.

@baconmeteor where are the Polish police when you need them? God I love that story.

@seesharp so does my nausea

@jessamyn why you gotta hate on bubble sort? bubbles are.. people too..

@seesharp lol, perfect. CASE RESTED.

@seesharp oh nasty, those things have the weirdest definition of what "peanut butter" is

@JasonPunyon @demisbellot *in* Windows, *in* Windows. That's what I say say.

@Greenspeak @OneOfSwords GEENNNIIUUSSS

@Seanbabydotcom you mentioned that ultimate mma fights prove that karate was kinda BS for actual fighting: where can I read more about that?

@ftrain oh, we pay all right

@Greenspeak you have the best job ever.

@VermontErik apparently no poetic license is allowed in Vermont? HMPH

@VermontErik it manifests as '69 a lot: http://t.co/zzsxEeQ1

@textfiles wasn't it kind of a corrupt event for a long time? Obviously guilty and an ass, but.. corrupt event.

@hmason great! will email later today! thank you!

@LeaVerou ok, will email later today! thank you!

@jsmunroe80 Yeah, there are two of them at @theladybabies

@gaberivera when has that stopped you before?

@gaberivera once bitten twice shy babe

@kevinmontrose it would be funnier if that ended in "Ernest Rutherford, Nobel Laureate in Stamp Collecting"

@unthinkingly @localization you may also enjoy, for some value of enjoy, http://t.co/3lg4v0a7

@LeaVerou we are working on a thing that I would love your feedback on. If interested holla back yo! (why did I type that)

@hmason we are working on a thing I would like your feedback on, if you are interested!

@amyhoy I have a thing I wish to show you, if you wish to look!

@kylemaxwell I did not care for it

@jwz I am confident @textfiles is ON IT

@sivers I do not see them as different things. Focused entertainment teaches.

@rossipedia look up the prisoners dilemma and the importance of memory / history, also the book supercooperators

@Pinboard you forgot "fuck you"

@rossipedia Is every site at http://t.co/3MXxTxKD technical? they all use the same engine..

@AquaBirdConsult up votes already do that. Vote it up

@outcoxed it is annoying but even mobile safari has a fullscreen mode ( in landscape)

@jongalloway everywhere I go has HDMI. But mostly I go to VC type meetings these days, so.. 1% problems yo

@garychou that's funny, I name mine "There is absolutely no child pornography here"

@unsalted it was a good run! But business is sticking to core competencies, and that wasn't it for you guys I don't think

@jongalloway maybe I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue, but Wikipedia, GMail, Twitter fonts look noticeably better to me in Chrome

@factormystic I was noticing it in GMail, Twitter (web) and Wikipedia. Does not appear any better for custom fonts though.

@michaelpryor that is such a dumb "strategy" I had to read it like 3 times to figure out what it meant.

@ironicsans wow, she's still alive? I probably should not type that into Twitter. I probably should just keep that in my head

@kevinmontrose OHHHHH SNAP ITS ON

@loicbertron ask @Nick_Craver as I no longer work at Stack Exchange

@simonminter it's been slightly improved since but @SuperDalgas did the initial work on it, and it was always great!

@alexrozanski this is where the "dislike" button would come in real handy

@marcgravell well clearly the solution is to deliver it over dinner, with wine.

@roleat @spugamola @laurakalbag @NinjaBeaver Thanks, I was looking for the original source, even did a tineye search, but could not find :(

@cdixon yeah exactly. First time Apple ever did a big new thing that was within (unsubsidized..) reach of regular folks.

@cdixon Remember original iPhone price? When they announced iPad 1 price, I was profoundly shocked. A different Apple.

@cdixon Apple historically was expensive. iPad was huge sea change! And bringing near-print DPI to a $499 device? Revolutionary.

@ChrisDeGraff the mirror can be rough, but honest! :)

@levie yeah, that's like oil company level profits. Yay.

@vesech @gerardroche yeah but @dhh used to be a PHP developer, at least. He was smart enough to GTFO though.

@baconmeteor hmm. that sounds serious. I better call heathrow security and have them check it out. What terminal are you in?

@df07 @SuperDalgas @kevinmontrose worth at least fiddy cents.

@kevinmontrose REAL white guys can.

@juliengrenier chaos is never 1 dawg

@nicksahler it's just style, not a reference to a build time. "Ranch" houses don't literally mean they are on a ranch. But they should be!

@Flawgic well, you can just press Winkey+D to revert to Windows 7 at any time.

@asponge A++++ TWEET WOULD READ AGAIN

@anildash the only ad you should accept is one for goatse t-shirts

@gknauss that's why I try not to know anyone

@betsyphd heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@gknauss so you are saying that Facebook is not "good"

@jzy are you a geisha??

@jonnale ie10 is quite good overall

@ericlaw x64 is also slower at JS in the benches I have seen

@tweetsbi I have another post I'm gonna make there to clarify. To me, "problem" means "I can't sleep at night because I wonder.."

@LCSGrade4A dear 4th grade class, please don't learn to send chain letters. kthxbye

@baconmeteor the only real solution is to make real jury trials a lot cheaper and faster. Like McDonald's for justice. Not kidding.

@Molibar That's OK, they will both be carrying assault rifles with high-capacity magazines.