@bazscott @leedavis81 I see that makes sense! Baby growing 1 lb per week at the end.

@baconmeteor this guy is such an asshat in so many dimensions I don't know why anyone ever listened to him about anything.

@TheEvanCarroll yeah, either flag as hopelessly obsolete (at the Q level ideally) or edit if it's salvageable.

@gknauss Why not? It's like getting a thousand vaccinations at once!

@Supermathie tell me she did it for the timbits!

@JasonPunyon @kevinmontrose I DON'T GET IT. Also: http://t.co/H1xsr54fcB

@le_luk looks like they're trying to do Addams Family next though

@jamesarosen they are loaded maybe once every 6 weeks.

@waxpancake wasn't this also the basis of The Last of Us?

@hwstrbk Jeff Atwood is disappointed you feel this way.

@johnolilly http://t.co/THeybqcBBU

@nicbertino not exactly but http://t.co/ASNspe9kTN

@textfiles JESUS GET IT TOGETHER SCOTT

@LozaLock @codingpoet aw maaaan

@joeherbers @rands yeah sorry I was off by a few years. This one. I saw it as a kid: http://t.co/Z31Cl7uvkr

@rands I remember the late 80's remake being no great shakes either..

@LozaLock is this lovely video for me or @codingpoet?

@LoganPayne from what I heard that's exactly what Last of Us was http://t.co/HNZBJMQv3g

@textfiles ps yer doin it alllllll wrong!

@ragekit @Oaktag @textfiles I just said I got a NERF ad, and it was awesome. Beats the crap out of ONE WEIRD TIP.

@mwiik it *can* but does not always. It's not a globally accepted standard.

@textfiles always keep 'em guessing. This is the essence of love.

@textfiles @Oaktag just the other day I got NERF ads on a site I was on and I pumped my fist in excitement

@Oaktag @textfiles no, not at all. I prefer to be shown ads for women's cosmetics.

@Oaktag @textfiles wait, hold on. Let me put my tinfoil hat on. OK, it's on. Wait, WHAT? OUTRAAAGEOUS

@baconmeteor bah who needs health insu... never mind

@Oaktag @textfiles oh but you can easily do that with gmail, just do name+anything@gmail.com where "anything" is site-specific

@ClaraJeffery @fmanjoo touche with the e that has an accent over it

@tdhopper @lizardbill @Rdio never stopped Tupac from releasing new music!

@TonyRanieri oh that is very nice

@xeni clearly @deanputney satisfies his obligations

@mathowie does this really compare to the zillion Superman / Batman movies? I'd also argue Superman is super.. boring.

@gaberivera Yeah, look it up on Google Knol and see if there's any info there.

@wilshipley yeah because equating a dog to a retarded person isn't that. We kill animals allll the time. Welcome to the world.

@a_val @wilshipley agreed.

@wilshipley ever eat a chicken? A hamburger? Just wondering.

@a_val @wilshipley tell that to the children mauled by dogs every year.

@wilshipley are dogs retarded people? We put down animals all the time, try visiting your local humane society.

@wilshipley so if someone is committing a crime it is ok for me to maul them and disfigure them for life, maybe even kill them?

@yonatron @wilshipley 100% agreed, not sure what the basis was for that arrest.

@NathanBowers @wilshipley really? So policemen wander down the street shooting every dog they see? Imma need a citation and video on that.

@wilshipley I didn't see anyone breaking into anyone's house in the video. I saw an unrestrained dog jump out of a car and attack policemen.

@wilshipley I'm imagining one of them is not a human being, but an animal that I can't reason or communicate with, which is attacking me.

@wilshipley @radleybalko I'll be sure to remember that the next time a dog is illegally mauling you.

@jongalloway yeahhhh get back to me in a few days son

@radleybalko @wilshipley arrest may be illegal, but completely reasonable to shoot a dog that's attacking a police officer.

@jongalloway I'm assuming the engine bits are equally busted. Do you use GMail in IE11?

@jongalloway IE11 metro is super-busted in Gmail. Crashtown USA. Very unpleasant. Other than that, it is nice.

@jongalloway hopefully nothing you need to access GMail from.

@hmemcpy @droyad @secretGeek but how do you know if that guid is hot or not?

@jzy it depends how much you hate your children, so.. some

@waxpancake yes, @evil_trout was basically the perfect person to work on this with me. Very fortunate we found each other!

@josephkern I was never at Fog Creek.

@deanputney I ain't never not doing that nohow.

@mrbusche @kevinmontrose protip: "abuse" does not mean "stuff I disagree with"

@marcgravell we are all counting on you

@DanM328 the right KIND of lovers

@smashingmag thanks for the crucial RT. Forums need the help!

@JohnONolan @TryGhost oh, Ghost is great, but not sure fit is right. mail team@discourse.org

@waxpancake NOT ME FOXY TUNES NooooooOOOO

@kevinmontrose @emmettnicholas I didn't authorize this, DENIED. Now you work twice as hard.

@davidlee "embiggened"

@deanputney do you know what banks and Honey Badgers have in common? Rhetorical question.

@CodeRedick only people who work at Google know the answer, so unless there is a Google Q&A.. nope

@mathowie "which doobie you be?"

@dweinberger Loving v. Virginia http://t.co/o8inrAlmL5

@seesharp sorry I could not make it, sounded awesome!

@waxpancake @Beschizza @evil_trout Thanks we are thrilled about it -- can't wait to see what kind of clubhouse the Happy Mutants build!

@djensen47 see your email

@NathanBowers you should totally switch to Android

@jzy MAD MEN

@mathowie there's always buses. It sucks, but there are workarounds.

@mathowie can't they drive to a neighboring state? Texas is awfully large unfortunately.

@capnslipp to make it more awesome!

@NathanBowers half my iOS apps are abandoned. Easily. It's a terrible model.

@anildash I like men. I like to be mansplained. I like you.

@anildash truth: fried chicken is awesome. Did you know chicken was a rare delicacy until the 1960s? http://t.co/iLPpzO0XK1

@fmanjoo yes, and text selection copy/paste is shit in Android, far worse than iOS and Win8

@jensonchew why would it not be?

@kevinmontrose no cooling in NYC buildings these days? BEST CITY IN THE WOOORRLLDD

@fmanjoo I don't, but "where do we put all this crap" is eventually the upper limit.

@mcpusc OBIDOS FOREVER BITCHEEEEESSSSSSsssss

@nabeel ATMS should TOTALLY give lollipops

@OmarShahine same problem with iOS app but it brings in about ~20 each time.

@draconar one of the fears is that the US will become Brazil, very rich people and very poor people and "the system is rigged"

@jslaybaugh they're not noisy when panning, but if the room is absolutely silent you'll hear it. Also rec: http://t.co/xHShnGgOnE

@waxpancake sounds like you need a manservant

@gcpascutto wrong in both algorithms and hardware, if GPUs can be brought to bear. Can they? Can't find citation

@fody does not sound familiar

@deadprogrammer URL? He responded? That's awesome if so. Because @baconmeteor is one of the blogging thought leaders I love most.

@NathanBowers armchair quarterbacks are awesome

@alexrozanski new consoles should not ship with any optical media input, period

@NathanBowers nobody cares. (though I do agree, the arrow-ized button was very nice)

@anildash it's like my Jethro Tull loving high school history teacher said: you want change, you gotta hit 'em in the pocketbooks.

@kevinmontrose @coddinghorror JavaScript all the things!

@anildash do I sense sarcasm?

@waxpancake yeah this is where you'd hope the KS staff would step in and assist, particularly once it got to X+1% funded

@ashfurrow @siracusa that seems unlikely to me with just OS updates, but we'll see

@fmanjoo there's a Slate article for you right there, I was also surprised the differential was so high.

@_s_hari I even looked it up before tweeting!