@radharc local avatars is on our near term roadmap so beware

@factormystic @samsaffron for what? So I can watch movies in not-hd on an overpriced device with half the memory and CPU it should have?

@samsaffron that is a lot of work to get a crappy, low resolution tablet working the way you want.

@samsaffron that will load the video from a windows file share? At least with android I can drag and drop videos to the device.

@samsaffron how do I even watch movies on an iPad, tell me how to view that mp4 file I have on a network share?

@samsaffron mini is shit, I use full size iPad all the time.

@Supermathie we had those special modems that also allowed a voice channel in parallel with 28.8kbps, duke nukem, not girlfriend though!

@curious_corn I like the iPad 4 a lot. Mini is crap though, slow, low res, lack of memory.

@waxpancake me too, just the cut scenes were over 2 hours on yt as a single cut. It was one of the better zombie movies I've seen too.

@waxpancake as I mentioned in earlier tweet, I am often choosing yt gameplay videos over the actual games. Not a joke.

@kaihendry simple to USE

@Failgunner all are HD through issue 22 the last one they offer

@gknauss I knew I married right because @betsyphd was a HUGE #poppies #poppies #poppies fan, no lie!

@gknauss I had to visit YouTube for some of the late 90s and onward. I mean, it's no Existential Blues.

@mathowie lick it. Liiiiiiicckkkkkk ittttttt.

@tuxedo_blaze @stats_canada can you please apologize to Steve?

@jzy from jumping in the shower presumably

@jzy Kriss Kross? RIP!

@gknauss DONT SAY DURING YOU SICK BASTARD

@gknauss is that before or after the masturbation stage?

@jcmm33 yes, the iPad Mini is basically shit (and older much slower CPU too!). But lower resolution so memory pressure may be less.

@glent yeah, I really need to speak to the developer of Mobile Safari, it keeps dumping state on me! Probably just inexperience, right?

@toymachinesh @kylegaddo @StarSlay3r @sWooZ1e did they get pulled due to rights or something?

@davidlee my wife says this is an extremely accurate description

@MalwareMinigun dupe finding and closing is a lot of work. Disproportional effort.

@reverius42 psst it does its called "favorite"

@EmilySchooley @Supermathie can we also talk crimes against typography?

@gregreedee http://t.co/cJDeV37Fkd

@donw @mathowie that inflatable arm thing is called Sky Guy???

@bigeasy fine, so topless ladies were cool in the theater in 1948, provided in cartoons?

@scottwasson what the hell man, they ruined ice cream!

@RogerFC THREE! This one is at least 5 years, haven't thought that far ahead, frankly, and probably shouldn't

@bentruyman incorrect. see https://t.co/ldsYsJoCp2

@MrAlanCooper it's mostly because the Surface RT hardware is wildly underpowered for a "full" OS. And no x86 apps, etc.

@dweinberger IRRELEVANT! 1/18th full of AWESOME! http://t.co/5km6N3QBu5

@dweinberger Eagles never give up! Eagles keep trying! Glass half full!

@wingedpig I originally read that in a Casper comic :p

@wingedpig when is a door not a door?

@jacksonh @dotnetchris NEVER FORGET, NEVER SURRENDER

@mathowie yeah exactly, the answer is simple: be Batman

@ftrain sux http://t.co/MLcFpt1YW0

@gknauss did I tell you I know a guy who has, no lie, 7 sons? all sons.

@davidmays you might ask the OJ jury the same question..

@davidmays sure, seems legit http://t.co/Psw519KJf9

@davidmays nobody will ever know, since the only person who could present an alternate version of the story is dead.

@anildash depends. How pretty is she?

@seesharp I saw someone in Berkeley wearing a Fresno T shirt and thought fondly of our time there. We'll always have Fresno!

@Greenspeak I thought Animal Crossing was your new jam.

@deanputney naw this is all I got holmes http://t.co/AYJy60n9b7

@ircri no just a forum post.

@deanputney cool, but still has that unavoidable "is it a faux sweater?" feel.

@textfiles FAIL

@balpha a strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

@mxey no.

@textfiles @internetarchive I am obviously a huge huge fan but would need to see predicted volume & stats -- email us!

@lawyerist I searched both my and team@discourse emails for "lawyerist" and got nothing -- did I err? Can you try again?

@johnolilly I read that as MTBFnado which makes much more sense.

@MrPope @Harmonix @FantasiaGame is there Muse in it?

@cdixon @stevesi constantly using "photo editing" as an exemplar .. is that really representative? Is that what most people do all the time?

@cdixon @stevesi also the latest Chrome released a few days ago supports asm.js. He said it'd never happen in his article..

@cdixon @stevesi that article is kind of crap, IMO, given that iPad 4 literally doubled real world perf over iPad 3 in less than 12 months

@no_other_alias nobody's read more posts on Discourse than I have. If you want a truck, don't show up at the car dealership and complain :)

@RobertMircea the zip files contain multiple books. look closely. I told them to make this more clear..

@no_other_alias um, no, you read topics in chronological order as in a book. Twitter's issue is different: you get "follow" fragments.

@no_other_alias @leEb_public every discourse post is date stamped. See picture. http://t.co/wlLr8fmats

@phineasb wow that is a blast from the past

@secretGeek I am liking this new guy. He's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

@gabrielroth indeed, I updated with an answer.. http://t.co/6AjMP5XRvN

@philip_steiner I do not remember liking those so much. I remember them being OK.. ish.

@mathowie @ev Microsoft: bringing all your wildest dreams true since 1983

@blixt ok sent as DM let me know if you got it. Twitter gave me "internal server error" but it looked sort of sent.. :p

@blixt I'll get you another one, hold tight

@baconmeteor also no (today) common hydraulic shocks on the bike, which is double-plus insane for a downhill event with stairs and what-not

@blixt 6FRRE9AYE6T4

@cmsimike LLENNJNYA6W4

@CastIrony where, sir, is your science? WHERE IS IT?

@Supermathie As a general rule, I do not attempt to fix any household things involving electricity or water.

@deanputney god I hate that movie. One of the few kid's movies (and we have .. uhh.. all of them..) that I can't bear to watch

@kevinmontrose young, dumb, and full of.. IL

@no_other_alias I made a minor correction to your wiki here https://t.co/tBx2Ke0aXO

@p_blomberg nope. Look closer at the zip files -- some of them contain multiple books.

@Beschizza http://t.co/GsEx1AELzh

@evil_trout think of it as a force instead, one you must apply with some.. vigor http://t.co/JtUmzcXDpD

@JamieSport Google+ would like you to respectfully consider legally changing your name

@NathanBowers one of the ladies carried a damn pipe! She did!

@NathanBowers so ridiculously hipster it causes me physical pain. I carry like 3 things outside the house.

@ID_AA_Carmack you may be right, but that seems extremely pessimistic given that we got 2x perf just in the last *twelve months* iPad 3 vs 4

@ID_AA_Carmack perhaps, but single thread mobile perf is nowhere *near* as optimized already as, say, Sandy Bridge -> Ivy -> Haswell

@ID_AA_Carmack http://t.co/uny8xky0EL so we have iPad3 at 1443ms, iPad4 at 839ms in Sunspider. That was less than 1 year between models.

@ID_AA_Carmack first graph halt: iPad 4 is almost literally 2x as fast as iPad 3. Any reason to believe this trend won't continue?

@RealMrPippy oh this is wonderfully hideous http://t.co/EEy8xw0aDA

@Beschizza @maggiekb1 every time I drive by a Taco Bell, "I know the chef there. He's amazing."

@PaulSCoder yeah I bought it too. It is there, look in "HyperLink 3 e-book Bundle" (it's hyperink.. but same deal) behind zip file

@fmanjoo just sad, man.

@dlwhitehurst not sure check http://t.co/uZGLpmMSs7

@migueldeicaza also, did you know who invented three way merges? Satan.

@maureenflaherty @ftrain lean in, also, have a fuckload of money. kthxbye

@donpark interesting, let us know what you find out

@fernandezpablo it was lol

@jzy alameda county fair, where those pics were taken, is like ~15 miles from here CALIFORNIA LOVE DAWG