@pineappleio nice! you were a bad, bad man.

@Carnage4Life hmm I gave up after the hideous Win8 mail client. I am willing to try again with 8.1 when my Surface Pro 2 arrives

@Aneef still good as is to me

@rwjblue @stefanpenner http://t.co/AHTzTgsW7j

@davidlee it's almost as bad as when twitter didn't notify people when I favorited their tweets!

@fivetanley http://t.co/AHTzTgsW7j

@NathanBowers I like them for SE but I don't like them for Discourse, which is a more social/friendly discussion

@Dave_McKean that's just sick, man. sick

@timbray ooh is the cellular model available now??

@iontodirel hahah no. E-ink man.

@evil_trout release only. YOU WILL NOT LAUGH. YOU WILL NOT CRY. YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS. I WILL TEACH YOU. http://t.co/zHhv97B31Z

@jonskeet would you really want to be inside that head

@johnolilly meh

@NathanBowers yeah I think that's just a mistake, a dialog with one button? Dumb irrespective of hardware back buttons.

@ftrain hell is other parents

@ftrain hmm did you spend time on this Park Slope mommy forum? http://t.co/jbW14ZJL01

@siracusa man the effetes really love their "it was all a dreeeaaammm" endings, don't they? Can't let it go.

@STorresi @WooCode there are definitely graphical improvements if you look closely, though the big req bump is 2gb to 4gb minimum

@migueldeicaza no one with a screen that small is truly alive

@dcbriccetti @dcsobral that was the one thing that was super super widely predicted, and accurately

@jongalloway Take your pick https://t.co/pMZpqLjS7W

@baconmeteor I mean it is no Computer Chess

@seesharp Jesus that is like reading the Cliffs Notes of The Great Gatsby. So wrong.

@drylight I use mine all the time. Using it now! Battery life is shit is my main complaint, should double or more with Haswell and LPDDR.

@mathowie provided they die the same day, totally legit

@dweinberger it is real and terrible, try finding it at Whole Foods

@wilshipley I envy the experience you will one day have watching it

@AmbientLion what is the value of a pretty woman?

@JAH2488 iPad 2 is not retina so has a fraction of the work to do

@timelessmixes my primary project @discourse is 100% JavaScript so it affects us heavily. Chrome bad idea on iOS.

@BGrojer not shipping quite yet

@JasonPunyon performant you say? http://t.co/n7uzPA6b5m

@lazycoder yeah, it is ironic. But the CODE keyboard post does cover this..

@JasonPunyon @PunyonHorror and just look at you now! After all that intense mentoring time, you've really become.. actually, never mind.

@jzy passion without skill and leadership is just yelling at people

@textfiles so exposed undergarments on women are cool though

@brbdc oh god I hated Braid sooo much

@randyholloway @BongBong @viticci I like Ballmer, I just think 8+ years of his results while in charge speak for themselves: terrible.

@ChaseFlorell not for a while unfortunately, but sign up at http://t.co/T8eBLeFi1V to get email notified when they are coming.

@Supermathie it's actually 1280x800 but it looks 4x lower in practice.

@raistdejesus @damienguard it will be a long time for CODE so order what you can, now.

@AakashMehendale but this time there is a link!

@scottwasson the ultimate First World Problem.. oh noes, I can't drive my three 4k panels in eyefinity without tearing!

@fmanjoo yeah, but mine isn't my actual *face*, is it? It's a cartoon. I dunno, you just look permanently surprised.

@fmanjoo can I just say that you look 24/7 surprised in your new stipple avatar? Every tweet is like "WHHHAAAT?!?!"

@fupsduck only in the sense that Christopher Cross did

@johnolilly I get the not-so-smooth sensation on my cheek that you aren't taking this sport seriously.

@ID_AA_Carmack quick fix, sign up with https://t.co/8jDtM0Gfj7 at least for the relevant pages.

@balpha well that is no fun

@ironicsans definitely, heard it many times

@BrentO @MladenPrajdic I don't think average people can relate to fast yacht as much as fast car. http://t.co/9gqIxZEd9e

@gaberivera are you serious or is this snark? I can never tell with you any more.

@balpha trust me here in Ruby land I would kill for the kind of perf we got on our slow, shitty, worst written SE pages

@rands first they take your Gotham, then they take one of your dimensions.

@cdixon did you see our video? http://t.co/W2WMtliDRz and that is AFTER spending 3 days optimizing.

@timheuer after that first Fire, I will never ever touch them again. Their crazy forked Android is poison. Love the paperwhite tho

@timheuer the Fires are really terrible, that's kind of my point. This is like institutionalized terribleness.

@jzy I predict 100% scarface guns blazing ending

@poke actually per the reddit AMA summary, it is lpddr

@poke lpddr ?

@robertmclaws yeah I covet the low power DDR and pcie ssd of the Mac air

@Kvad this only affects under high GPU load, no effect unless GPU is loaded, basically a turbo++ mode for on die GPU

@ys @ryan @parislemon additionally, you need some fairly strong metal like stuff to make a reliable key that turns a metal lock.

@kevindente this is why I secretly love piracy

@orj and yet, Haswell is the first Intel integrated graphics that "just works" with pretty much every game, no real driver bugs/limitations

@orj low end integrated graphics at 52w peak, on basically ultra settings and near 60fps, is really significant.

@scottwasson I will run a few benches but it feels noticeably faster in say Dirt 3

@siracusa you know me well! Btw still nothing even close to the Xootr which is still amazing

@siracusa @GooglePoetics yeah the difference is that was my actual live search. And it did contain the result I wanted, guess which?

@scottwasson having verified GPU-Z success dynamically overclocking Haswell HD 4400 GPU from 1150 Ghz to 1400 Ghz on HTPC, you seen this?

@jernejv at the same power consumption, though? This box peaks at about 52 in 1280x720 high settings in games

@splattne the hand gesture seals it

@MLMcMillion still looks amazing on the big screen at high detail though. Still a fantastic game, too! (p.s. Xbox 360 same GPU since 2005)

@deanputney @maggiekb1 the textbook cartels are incredibly evil. Not even joking. Open source courseware.

@deanputney @maggiekb1 emoji poop emoji hand emoji lol

@kevindente meh, people willingly use Android and worse. You're too sensitive. Not saying it can't be improved either, but..

@kevindente Imma have my fist experiment with your face

@jzy FUCK YOU MAN

@kevindente well I ain't adding a "next page" button. If you scroll down long enough, you implicitly want more.

@kevindente I don't know what this means

@kevindente and yet "pull up to load more" feels natural? How about "pull down to load more"?

@kevindente I'd be interested to hear what you don't like about it on http://t.co/iezygCFH9c (picked for max activity n' topic length)

@kevindente works fine for me on teh twitters and Discourse.

@wingedpig Get lots and lots and lots of help. Do not be shy. Or unwilling to spend. It will keep you both sane.

@siracusa @Lee_Ars goooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

@alexisohanian @JWood @spolsky meh

@Spacekatgal @migueldeicaza we do not celebrate failure

@davewiner sorry at a conference gave preso hard to assist -- check http://t.co/mEKVnU9dP3 for detailed support

@migueldeicaza @jongalloway iphone tiny jewelphone is dead to me, but iPad 5 mmmmm 6 pack!

@Beschizza I am an avid gamer but I have grown to hate "gamer culture"

@splattne @balpha "we spend most of our time trying to make sure certain developers are less aware of us."

@wingedpig shit just got very real.

@davewiner once enabled, use fn plus lighting fn keys

@davewiner there should be a dip switch cheat sheet in the box, if not let me know

@davewiner check the dip switches on the back, enable fn key, with keyboard disconnected

@johnolilly anandtech has been great since the late 90s. Interesting to see how old PC enthusiast sites adapt to tablet & mobile.

@deadprogrammer Samsung 840 pro

@lizardbill those cheap soccer cleats ain't gonna sell themselves, need the sales software too!

@ckindel @evilcamels I wish we had stock! So hard to get Cherry switches from our distributors. Sign up at http://t.co/T8eBLeFi1V for alerts

@Beschizza looks legit