@wilshipley @waxpancake I watched it with my 6 year old son. Maybe not the best idea, but it was an idea I had. The half-chopping..

@jauxking I crap my pants at night! Not really but you know what I mean!

@wilshipley I did! I retweeted @waxpancake about it

@dweinberger it's been a long time, I was a teen the last time I saw it

@icecrime good news, but the reality is old deprecated aufs (works very well, though) or bleeding edge overlayfs.. still kernel bugs

@dweinberger yeah the first one is a mediocre revenge movie, reminded me of Charles Bronson stuff

@gknauss BUT THE UNBOXING

@solomonstre How stable is it? We've been burned before!

@solomonstre btrfs has resulted in full system rebuilds and downtime for us. NOT recommended. I hope overlayfs is going great though!

@moohalaa @textfiles http://t.co/AgwLvOPVHC In Defense of the Selfie Stick

@DanGibson520 well, my email address is on my website.. ;)

@DanGibson520 yes I have them!

@jfb_smoggy LOL

@Kyattsuai yep I have them

@washingtonpost @timoreilly the folks at @soylent had to up their sodium in the formula for basically this exact reason..

@tsharon oh god these trees are horrible.

@jwatte well yeah it is not a gaming rig

@NWSBayArea @seesharp some stay dry, others feel the pain

@NWSBayArea @seesharp is this a graph of chocolate rain

@MehrdadA I see you are, like me, a connoisseur of the finer things. Look at Surface 3 reviews: HORRIBLE I/O system.

@chx all I care about are browser benchmarks. I find they represent average user workloads very reliably, too.

@chx Check it yourself -- use Kraken and Octane benchmarks in your preferred browser.

@mmport80 I don't think people understand how fast the iPad Air 2 is! About two more generations away from being a Core i3.

@beamjack yeah you are screwed

@chriscoyier a++++++++ would read again

@replete have not, can barely fit three of the 27" on my current desk

@JasonPunyon made it where exactly?

@PetrPeller @leops1984 @NawfalTachfine and even worse every franchise is all sequels

@baconmeteor hax0red?

@alelepore @nathanaeljones @mperham we see 15ms page render times on Stack Overflow. At Discourse we are lucky to get 5x that at best

@johnolilly mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmackey

@joshmillard yeah you're reading, just not "books"

@rileywatkins it's a Markdown parser bug in Ghost. I can't fix it..

@SantiagoAfonso not quite.. http://t.co/i77Zkctmgf

@mpweiher yeah for random access many orders of magnitude different compared to RAM. But, around 66 times faster than HDDs for random..

@stentontoledo yes! I have them.

@JasonPunyon come here, let me hold you

@JasonPunyon @tenderlove ... in the browser

@tenderlove @JasonPunyon I have 32gb, it's not doing squat except for this anyway

@duspom oh damn you're right he has no other videos. Sigh

@paulcbetts @sh4na who the hell ships .exes, what year is this again?

@Chronos eek

@Mollrow @jmacfee http://t.co/ZfiarziRuW

@Mollrow chello? Is it me you're looking for? (I'll see myself out, thanks)

@Paul_Reviews @thorsheim also, never leave the house. Disconnect all external connections. Enter a cave. Stay there.

@damienkatz compromised router where? In the home? On the Internet?

@damienkatz @jchris this stuff seems very tinfoil hat to me. Hard to parse. Like the writing on the side of a Dr. Bronner bottle

@wingedpig attack from the side, that's what our vet said. Not the front of the mouth.

@DeanPerry that is very good, memory is around 21gb/sec, but latency is several orders of magnitude different

@baconmeteor do you take brief notes at the time or just pictures? Surely this can't all be from memory after the fact?

@baconmeteor these are the best. I want to kickstarter you around the world for more

@ysrthgrathe I started to cover that a tiny bit here but could do more http://t.co/zjolbupIEX

@johnolilly Discourse powers the official Linkin Park community discussion area. Need to make a few calls BRB

@dorianmuthig @twitterapi @verified no. I use the standard http://t.co/tOqqS8aObj web client probably 80% of the time

@sathishpaul I only ever use web really

@deanputney wow

@adamrandazzo I don't mind Peppa. But Caillou is the worst. He's so LAME

@EliteGentleman ask @JayHanlon !

@LL_Perch @garychou I need this printed out and placed so it is visible while I am in line at the DMV

@Nick_Craver http://t.co/0ZKZ93G8mu

@Beschizza well, actually we Americans spell it A-S-S

@mager yes @samsaffron is working on an accepted answer / solved plugin, info is on meta.discourse under spec category

@haneycodes @df07 nominated for passive aggressive hall of fame

@mager likes are effectively upvotes; you can summarize a topic after 50 replies and that filters by like, among other things

@JohnONolan squeaky wheels get greased

@JakubJedryszek hmm @JayHanlon that post should probably be updated?

@JasonPunyon I did not understand how full of literal shit kids are until I had three of them.

@Kentzo the idea is diversification, to remove segregation of "rich" and "poor" areas. Not sure how, exactly..

@SwiftOnSecurity this was much sadder than I expected :(

@regularmike it does, but candy crush is even more boring. At least minecraft can teach coding..

@jorm they share the same blood

@AccordionGuy @brianshall varies so much by country: https://t.co/wufNydBt9k the phablet of iPhone 6 is going to catch them up elsewhere IMO

@secretGeek this feels like the kind of serious copy where text should mostly carry

@secretGeek I think you could pare down on the meme images a bit actually.

@secretGeek like so http://t.co/YHxdAYcmUu

@secretGeek blockquotes have crazy (unequal) top and bottom margins too

@secretGeek you gotta fix the crazy spacing in the blockquotes and images.. and add more spacing on top of headers http://t.co/7fu3rvQ3p2

@secretGeek http://t.co/gGU6nmasli YEAHHH BOOYYYEEEE

@sh4na I mean it is no Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

@mendicantbias00 yes, there was, apologies -- update to latest

@aalear @kevinmontrose @sassiestone that is funny because I was thinking the same thing

@LeaVerou well yeah for stuff that is already visible it is kind of annoying. Twitter embeds require it for example

@LeaVerou I don't see registration required as a big ask, and it cuts down a lot on easy abuse

@aebyeg you're welcome

@LeaVerou abuse most likely

@secretGeek https://t.co/K96IbP7nBF

@johnolilly @MikeIsaac ain't no law against being stupid.

yet.

@jennschiffer wait you guys are wearing clothes? Is it after 4pm yet?

@betsyphd WOOO PAUL BLART MALL COP TWOOOOOoooOOooO

@textfiles you need to take a work from your vacation

@Beschizza freedom of speech does in fact offend me

@jongalloway hella-peño

@waxpancake best listicle ever

@cwodtke @br yeah do that and I am happy to tweet to the clip on YouTube for max exposure

@cwodtke @br it will get MUCH more exposure as a clip. Attention spans: short.

@cwodtke @br it's really good stuff, you should extract that section and post it on YouTube!

@ABWebUS @kevindente accessibility is fine; we have blind users on Discourse. Speed is mostly relevant for very old devices

@ABWebUS @kevindente shrug you are not gonna be on the right side of history with this one. Old devices only linger so long

@chetfaliszek you should have seen the kindergarten class trying to do this on the first day. Comical. Definitely a learned skill...

@guelo @kevindente lol 30% my ass. On Stack Overflow / Stack Exchange it was more like 2%