@eviltrout reddit is the best, FREEDOM RINGS

@mathowie minimum viable health

@andrewchen I know I can trust you because you are a Discourse user. I can ONLY trust Discourse users.

@michaelpryor this makes total sense to me as a parent

@pauldegnan I *may* have cherry picked from the photos a bit

@sinak they are actually MP4 files. What browser?

@auxesis @kylembrandt kids see who you really are, it's terrifying

@auxesis @kylembrandt it's sort of true that you can massage the external messaging and present a "perception" as truth. Not with kids tho

@auxesis @kylembrandt go deeper and apply this to children

@wilshipley and -- twist ending -- both of those routes are the same route!

@factormystic I love lamp

@lucyhattersley @siracusa Tim Cook is a Boy Scout, I love it

@Hanzo55 @jzy all Earthquakes! YES

@KristyT I just had high expectations I think for the book

@KristyT well that's true. I thought his autobiography would be more awesome than it was though.

@jzy @Hanzo55 he is the best, FAT TEXAS NINJA IS BEST!

@LillyLyle @JeffGrubb my http://t.co/g0QKZkaKlr was like 90% male last time I checked, :( hopefully yours is more balanced

@jzy @Hanzo55 don't believe his lies!

@rossrubin I barely get it (other than the font) and I am old!

@kevinmontrose @JasonPunyon when people say "I need a vacation", what they really mean is "I should be working more hours"

@SirCrest apparently all shopped, I was just wondering where the name came from http://t.co/jkMq5z3wD3

@paulg I think this is better phrased as "Get better at saying no. Learn to ENJOY saying no."

@paulg doing "something" is not great.

@siracusa possible, I need to see Skylake in action. I suspect Intel is going to get their shit together sufficiently.

@JasonPunyon cowboy

@JasonPunyon WHOA WHOA WHOA there. Looks like you and I need a meeting to sync up first.

@chriscoyier it is pretty crazy that *complete images* will display before text on the same page. On the regular :(

@chriscoyier the totally invisible text until load is increasingly a bummer

@betsyphd GOLD IS BEST!

@textfiles there is a new frank miller thing coming out http://t.co/ZUOwBT6Nnn

@textfiles let's have a conversation about the militarization of Batman

@NickSarten @igitur wow serious improvements for motorcyclists over the years, that's great!

@samvermillion @Nick_Craver @Cyral33 @df07 @StackExchange depends on the size of the databases you are working with

@rands excellent choice. Anything Little Debbie or Hostess is usually good. Also snoballs.

@rolfje @EzeeT pretty sure on the basis of "fatalities per mile" space travel is quite safe ;)

@ZaphodHarkonnen given the physics involved, not sure the gear matters that much, beyond helmet!

@textfiles 1 was so so so good though

@olshansky tend to skip the "s" models and go from 4, 5, 6

@splattne @betsyphd iPhone 5 to 6! Curious to see what happens on 6s and 7 with camera

@waxpancake RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!

@wilshipley it got downvoted so much I never saw it!

@JohnONolan docs still good of course, but chat gives 0% search reward for effort invested, stack exchange 90%, forums 30%

@JohnONolan with forums the docs tend to create themselves to a larger degree than the randomly interleaved sentences of chat. Easy curation

@JohnONolan the "let's type randomly interleaved sentences" method, fex, when was the last time you got a Google search result on chatlog?

@JohnONolan I find chat well nigh unsearchable.. we generally want people posting coherent paragraphs in a Discourse instead

@JohnONolan that's fascinating -- I am very protective of people interrupting our team, because http://t.co/LqDPTDo5wE

@Hanzo55 http://t.co/GE9sJGv7y5

@Hanzo55 again????

@brouhaha @betsyphd nooooooo we love Unagi! What happened?

@chriscoyier enjoy the many, many trips to Home Depot in your near future

@cky944 yes! this was an abandoned early effort of a list ;)

@kevindente They are very attentive, they let us know when there are even micro outages on https://t.co/GD0CCH4U0L

@jongalloway talking to people is real, real low on my priority list. As little as possible.

@jongalloway I don't think I have ever talked to Siri

@jongalloway eh, this talky stuff does not do it for me. Talking to humans is already fraught with error and misunderstanding.

@jonobacon we just saw it there! It was great!

@JayHanlon @m_wagner I love vengeance

@NathanBowers tldr

@m_wagner @JayHanlon did you see this?

@Beschizza well done

@bit_of_hope only if you just left chicago

@damienkatz DANE COOK LEVEL MANG

@waxpancake you could have killed both of us with that crazy stunt! But god dammit, you're the best partner I've ever had.

@reselbob I see you like ZZ Top. This is good. You can avoid the re-education camps. For now.

@twitortat @jackerhack yes any detailed "discussion" on Twitter is disastrous

@jwatte @chalkers you have to assume their hash sucks though. Security: always assume the worst unless proven otherwise.

@Supermathie nah, that protocol is kind of broken. We need a new one. But I agree it should be open source.. no IM standards either

@Supermathie IRC = fail

@siracusa what's particularly interesting around that is the case for secrecy.

@kevindente this totally makes sense though

@DanielPink that's why I always speed up https://t.co/x33wLgLbfc

@eviltrout gold is best

@fanelli http://t.co/nnrbZwIbRr

@cdixon @Jason well, y'know, http://t.co/miaK4vMSeK and our spirit animal, WordPress

@TheKanter @rwt it does, but it requires the logged in user to switch in and out of anon mode, not sure if that's what you are thinking

@cigardubey @paulg was not meant to be "a burn", just a truthful observation

@paulg depends how rich you are

@ftrain 420 BLAZE IT

@secretGeek you did not ask the genie correctly

@BrendanGreenAu yeah that's annoying, not sure why

@kevinmontrose weaknesses: fighting

@waxpancake brb reading the comments on YouTube

@hbeschizza Entourage was fun at first and then got quite repetitive. Who knew being a famous hanger-on could be so boring?

@GermanSeabass well that's kind of the point, isn't it?

@misskallisto that is what I want, what I really really want

@Orthanc still around if you add the dash

@Beschizza moment of silence. Okay done.

@wingedpig well we are at the other larger facility, this one http://t.co/JzFwnwunDE

@wingedpig hmm we are at http://t.co/BffN6cAI2X as well. That is concerning

@wingedpig where is this data center?

@sriramk it makes more sense through the lens of WW2 breaking the back of British imperialism

@JasonPunyon so unless doctors are prescribing cheetos.. AND THEY SHOULD BE

@JasonPunyon http://t.co/ebEANC8uOc

@JasonPunyon the real story is that many of those deaths are from prescriptions..

@jonobacon unless it is this https://t.co/4rkG5nkpYR

@jrj I got the impression from prior articles (dating to 2011) it is about both equally

@Loh @garychou this is nuts! Finding similar articles from 2011!

@pedro___ @ZachWeiner https://t.co/t9UW3JdDB5

@gknauss acute case of "plugin syndrome". See also: WordPress.

@seesharp too many rich people