@NathanBowers first, Jesus, you are a lucky man. So many around here.

@waxpancake @mallelis @Choire is a rakish scamp

@damienkatz whatevs

@photomatt @kylembrandt I think they wanted a more developer-y stack and static HTML e.g. Jekyll

@the_pc_doc @howtogeek no mainframes, but IBM is still around. What do they do, exactly?

@waxpancake yeah this song is the Windows 95 CD to me. Also: awful commercial. I got chills, like, I can't watch this any more chills

@seriemajp perfect!

@mikl STUPID INTERNET

@mcclure111 @kevinmontrose "I'm not a punisher.. I'm a fun-isher" https://t.co/19Yrr1Xzfw

@LaceySnr naw, you can tap and hold to get "insert image" in default iOS email. It's not super intuitive, I'll give you that

@mcclure111 @kevinmontrose you mean *which is more fun* ;) http://t.co/ZlDtvjJjW3

@james_output says 20% here http://t.co/1dOy0866Gl

@cyberzeddk @Dave_Korn_ @CucumberError @Phil_Wheeler per Google in California we pay 47% total in taxes. Not so far from 60%.

@kwiens why a child could do it!

@maijasauna @SparkyRobot this is the best thing ever

@SparkyRobot old guy? retired? I know a pattern

@steveklabnik @ftrain all stable systems / communities tend toward strictness over time. Otherwise they implode.

@steveklabnik @ftrain the hard truth is that there is indeed such a thing as a dumb question. The "I didn't do any work at all" question

@steveklabnik @ftrain the issue is zero effort expended. The asymmetry of "do my work for me".

@SparkyRobot whyyyyyy

@secretGeek aw no more pirate font? This is bullshit

@_paperino @ericlaw @MartinDoms it's funny because I read this using my finger to scroll on my laptop. And typed this response.

@MartinDoms chrome and firefox are super shitty on touch laptops. Real bad. IE11 is incredible, by far the best touch browser, on any device

@johnslegers possibly, maybe we should turn off Stack Overflow since it's such a problem and clearly not working ;)

@KristyT from what I have learned I think some dudes are very secretive about shitty things they do. They hide it from male peers too.

@KristyT I don't think she talked about it, as she said, it happened anyway. Unacceptable.

@johnslegers agree to disagree, then. The top voted answer there, I agree with. We do a strict sort of Q&A at SE. Other solutions on web

@johnslegers it sounds like you are legitimately in the wrong place for that Q. It is a discussion, not Q&A. Which is fine.

@johnslegers @SasinduMendis sounds like you prefer another website. The Internet has lots of choices.

@brynthomas @DuketDropper @mxschumacher yeah this goes on hourly at http://t.co/MVKbgsCznt feel free to participate

@SasinduMendis like I keep saying, post specific examples on http://t.co/MVKbgsCznt -- seems like @johnslegers is not interested

@johnslegers @SasinduMendis unlikely. There are a lot of people who don't like rules, though -- or feel the rules should not apply to them

@johnslegers @SasinduMendis let me guess: you don't like the rules, or the rules should not apply to you ;)

@johnslegers @SasinduMendis like I said, post specific examples at http://t.co/MVKbgsCznt -- needs specifics + examples

@johnslegers @SasinduMendis the problem is that some people don't like rules. If you have specific evidence, post http://t.co/MVKbgsCznt

@SasinduMendis @johnslegers covered ad nauseam on http://t.co/MVKbgsCznt -- much of it boils down to "I dislike rules" in my experience

@JasonPunyon @kevinmontrose all two terabytes of that blockchain all up in your grill

@textfiles I loved Mr. Do. The many weird sequels (did you play Castle) not so much.

@KristyT I read his book and was very turned off. A guy who sells shoes, but does not care about shoes.

@TamerShlash depends on the blog

@Mollrow rebel boat rocker

@chriscoyier time to get a new family

@marcprecipice not a fan of the ads but did not understand the harm until I saw @br's excellent GDC talk about it

@bryanww so did I!

@cwodtke bit weird on mobile? http://t.co/2dLF0e6aPE

@KristyT you have a loooot of interesting observations here.. ;)

@mathowie nice soundtrack

@splattne badges!

@splattne that is what love is: assigning tasks

@Mollikka yes this is why everyone loves voice mail and hates texting! The voices are best!

@TedDennison it is even slower on Firefox. Try it yourself and see (just run Complex List, ignore the rest)

@betsyphd it's a raccoon, I have heard it late at night. Seriously!

@dgibbons that may be a slight exaggeration

@theAstrodon not a bad idea, we do that for eyes

@Beschizza Randian libertarians, same difference

@BillB I've told you a million times to stop exaggerating

@chetfaliszek I love this video

@factormystic nah chat is mindless, just type any shit like dggejwjxyeiwkhdheje

@_buf @SlackHQ I have literally never seen this in any other iOS app on my iPad in my whole life

@Jieves that's definitely what we found

@Rarst @Raherian I like WordPress, PHP not so much

@johnolilly that is how important our relationship is to me (cries)

@JXPrime "current state"?

@Hanzo55 that sound blaster is an affront to human dignity

@df07 PAH TRIVIAL http://t.co/xx1SMVP8wY

@shanselman THE TRUE CRIME HERE IS YOUR SPELLING ERROR, SIR

@deanputney GLHF

@joshuanatrop I like mine a lot, wish the 4 was out

@Beschizza make a post about it!

@waxpancake I love this video, saw it referenced yesterday. It's hard out here for a bigot!

@hupfen @waxpancake @xoxo chat is a different beast, to be sure, and "presence" is number one. DNA is shared though.

@waxpancake @xoxo you ought to try Discourse, also real time, but more persistent / better search. And open source naturally

@shog9 @JasonPunyon what you are used to has profound effects. I find non-fixed header on SE sites super irritating now. Scroll BACK UP?

@JasonPunyon IPHONE 6 TIME WOOOOO

@waxpancake :( give 'em something else!

@jfbastien @tabatkins I left a comment, can we be done now? Please? I got shit to do

@jfbastien @tabatkins command, as edited with https (to http://t.co/hgwoPM96zk) does not work for me. probably best to leave comment

@jfbastien @tabatkins https to the first command does not work for me, so that's probably why it was rejected. Broken command

@jfbastien @tabatkins hmm that is weird, simple change to https seems fine to me.. unless the commands stop working?

@mxsawyer that's fine, but free speech should mean you are free to hate all you want, on your own servers, in your own "house"

@blowdart means people can run whatever Reddits they want on their own servers.

@sh4na what is this "lazy afternoon" thing you speak of, no such thing exists in my home with three kids, aged 6 3 and 3.

@sh4na recommend?

@Frauenfelder I expect a lot of frantic squeezing and smushing, but no "sipping" ..

@jongalloway punch @robconery for me!

@squaregoldfish @8EJ3 I think it's just the statement he authored

@gknauss the children always win in the end. It's good, because I love them so much.

@gknauss turn that frown upside down Knauss

@gknauss http://t.co/P5aiRcz0Ul

@jwatte yeah, Android perf not an option for me.. https://t.co/cawo0ad3ln

@jitka @ftrain 2012 was the best

@roundtrip hmm, the Casino Royale remake has a different song: https://t.co/aVIAaA8w5A

@dicshaunary it is relatively common knowledge, look up "taxi medallion market"

@dicshaunary taxi market corrupt. Allowing peer to peer drivers.

@elizabethcb used to be.. http://t.co/rksJB6nIt8

@cwodtke well, yeah, suits and bigco. That's where the money is, no question.

@cwodtke go with MOAR. Nobody wants to use the old suited people OKR!

@cwodtke turns out names kind of matter

@cwodtke much better ;)

@cwodtke I'd rename it as step one. If it was me.